#also the Creator is a weird half-man/half-oyster thing
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scientists discover irrefutable evidence of a Creator deity, but He has only ever been worshiped on a remote island with like 150 people. all other belief systems are provably wrong. the director of CERN and the Pope to hold a joint press conference in which they are expected to announce that they were both 'epically pwned'
#this thought popped into my head last night when i was trying to sleep and this is is the only way to get it out#also the Creator is a weird half-man/half-oyster thing#in this cosmology the earth is a pearl he barfed out#so now we've got that to deal with too#i know you're wondering if i thought about the pearl thing last night too and the answer is: yes
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