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rabbiteclair · 1 month ago

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scientists discover irrefutable evidence of a Creator deity, but He has only ever been worshiped on a remote island with like 150 people. all other belief systems are provably wrong. the director of CERN and the Pope to hold a joint press conference in which they are expected to announce that they were both 'epically pwned'

#this thought popped into my head last night when i was trying to sleep and this is is the only way to get it out #also the Creator is a weird half-man/half-oyster thing #in this cosmology the earth is a pearl he barfed out #so now we've got that to deal with too #i know you're wondering if i thought about the pearl thing last night too and the answer is: yes

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