#also the ''fuckin swimmy'' bit was the first time i saw tubbo live (on tommys stream) and i thought it was so funny

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Happy Tubbo day everyone! Here is another Tubbo Momence Compilation to remind you why you should gift subs :)

Tubbo: Fuck! Ranboo: Did it work? Did it work? Tubbo: I was so close! Ranboo: Did it work? Tubbo: I was so close! Damn it! Nooo! — Tommy: Do you have any invisibility potions? Tubbo: No. However! I have something that I would consider better. Tommy: Okay, what is it. Tubbo: Nukes! Tommy: *screams* — Tubbo: Holy fuck, shit, fuckin’ fuckin’ shit shit, fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ shit shit fuckin’ fuckin’ shittttt — Tommy: You look like a middle aged mum at a beach with those glasses on your head like that. Tubbo: Yeah. I wear bikinis… That’s my thing. — Schlatt: Not you? Tubbo: Thank you, Wilbur. Tommy: Not me. I’ve never done anything bad. Wilbur: What was his- what was his name, Tubbo? Tubbo, what was his name? Tubbo: Fuckin’… Swimmy. Tommy: Pfft, what? — Tommy: Oh, you look, you look… plentiful. Tubbo: Yeah, Fundy, how do you like being gaslighted, you adulterous bitch? Tommy: No, you don’t- what the fuck, what the- that is the opposite of what you do in this situa- Tubbo: What — Fundy: How much energy do you think it costs to rob someone? Like- Tubbo: *Screams* Ranboo: That was a… I’ve never heard Tubbo scream. Fundy: I’ve never heard that either. — Ranboo: Yeah, see, it didn’t even go up. It didn’t even go up. Tubbo: Yeah, but you were 130 away, Ranboo: Mhm Tubbo: Then they gifted 200 subs in two 100 quantities back to back, which means your immediate sub count would have been over the sub goal. Phil: Guys, can we just appreciate- Ranboo: That doesn’t count on the website- Tubbo: Sit. The fuck. Down. — Karl: *in tears* Tubbo: This is Benson, he’s back. Karl: I’m crying. Tubbo: Benson is pogging indeed. — Tubbo: Karl… I have it in real life. Karl: No, you don’t. No you don’t. No you don’t! Tubbo: And you wanna see the best thing about it? He fucking glows. Karl: No he doesn’t! Bad: Oh my gosh… Karl: Tubbo, you’re an angel… — Tommy: Guys, without me, they simply won’t- Tommy: Wh- okay Tommy: Please- — Tubbo: May (x9) Mayyyyyyyyyyyy Tubbo: Where- oh, hello. Ranboo: Hello. Tubbo: Where’d you come from? Hey sexy. Nice ass. I can say things like this because I’m a motherfuckin’ beeeee. — Tubbo: AAAAaaaah Tommy: *laughter* — *captions in video* — Tubbo: Repeat after me. I am so wholesome and baby. UwU. Tommy: I’ll kill you. Tubbo: Good. Type it. — Tubbo: *laughter* Ranboo: What? Tubbo: I was winking at myself in the preview of my camera and forgot Twitch chat could see me. — Fundy: Uhhh- Dream: Behind! Fundy: Yellow? Tubbo: No! Fundy: Yes! Dream: You’re good! You won, Tubbo, you won! Fundy: Yes, Tubbo! Let’s go, dude! Sylvee: Tubbo, you’re insane! You’re an actual god at the game. Dream: Your first thing! Sylvee: Tubbo is a god! Fundy: Dude, let’s go Tubbo! — Tubbo: Take the L! You can’t get jack! You can’t get jack- ooh, ooh, you’re wearing your armor, you’re wearing your armor, are you? Ooh, you’re wear- you’re wearing your fancy armor, are you? Oh, oh this is unfortunate! Oh, what, you gonna kill me? Oh no, have I died again? Ohhh — Tubbo: Absolute clowns. Absolute clowns! Go on, kill me! Kill me! Where will I end up, ay? Where will I end up? Oh… And now we’re back at spawn. Onwards to L'Manberg, boys! — Ranboo: What percentage funny are we at? Tommy: How are we holding up, C Team? How are you guys doing in the humor department? Techno: Wait, C Team? We’ve been demoted. — *captions in video* — Tubbo: I was scared of dentists and the dark, Ranboo: Is that- Tubbo: I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations, oh…