#also thats a coquette rat

[gh0stsblogs]

my best friend came over and played with my new tablet, lol

she told me to post it here.

[sainzsiren]

have you ever considered a coquette! gf and luke 👉🏻👈🏻 teeheeeee 🌷🎀🤍 ur smaus give me a purpose in life and a will to live 🥹

"my good looking boy"

luke castellan x daughterofaphrodite!coquette!reader

smau - luke loves his girl so much he lets her walk him like a dog (but coquettley )

🎧 - good looking by suki waterhouse

a/n: ahhhh i love this request! (btw u give me a will to live) i can just picture luke being difficult with everyone else and then letting his girl put bows in his hair and like him sleeping in her fancy pink bed AHHHH IM DYING (also percabeth is PERCABETHING in this)

*possible swearing and suggestive content, not checked so there could be mistakes*

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yn_yln he loves bows now

tagged itslukecastellan

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larueclarisse LMAO U HAVE HIM WHIPPED

yn_yln 🐕‍🦺

iamchrisrodriguez LMFAOOOOO

_groverunderwood yikes luke you just got called a dam dog

percy.jackson me personally id never take that

whosannabeth yes you would

percy.jackson yes i would

itslukecastellan and im the whipped one??

percy.jackson stfu

larueclarisse marry me??? 💍

yn_yln I DO

itslukecastellan what 🙂

silenaaaa SO CUTE Y/N

yn_yln YOU SEL

itslukecastellan i ❤️ my gf

yn_yln i ❤️ my bf

silenaaaa I CANNOT W THIS I LOVE LOVE

itslukecastellan where are my photo creds for the first picture????

yn_yln photo credits for the first picture go to this little shit head

whosannabeth @percy.jackson you'd take that too shithead

percy.jackson yeah...

yn_yln 🐕‍🦺

_groverunderwood that dam bow

yn_yln still concerned about the timing of this original joke

percy.jackson @itslukecastellan wheres ur dignity man

itslukecastellan 🤷

whosannabeth IGNORE PERCY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

yn_yln i ❤️ my annabeth

itslukecastellan i thought you ❤️ me?

yn_yln know your place pretty boy

rachel.edare coquette bf

yn_yln duh gotta match the aesthetic

hi_imtyson 🎀

yn_yln MISS YOU TYSON

larueclarisse where can i get one of those shirts?

iamchrisrodriguez please dont answer that

yn_yln i'll send you the link 😘

iamchrisrodriguez shit

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itslukecastellan she thinks im pretty (ft. this week's flowers)

tagged yn_yln

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iamchrisrodriguez STOP UR KILLING MY RELATIONSHIP

itslukecastellan just do better chris

yn_yln yeah be like luke (this is the only time you will ever hear this advice from anyone)

larueclarisse hello is want flowers too???!?!??

yn_yln lmao

silenaaaa where do u find one of this kind

yn_yln the pound go for the ones w daddy AND mommy issues

itslukecastellan jesus y/n

yn_yln 😊😊

percy.jackson ur ugly

itslukecastellan ur uglier

percy.jackson nuh uh

itslukecastellan yuh huh

percy.jackson nuh uh

itslukecastellan yuh huh

whosannabeth ignore percy. again.

itslukecastellan ive gotten very good at it

larueclarisse REAL

iamchrisrodriguez not real clar he pisses u tf off

larueclarisse 💐???

_groverunderwood those dam bows again

percy.jackson HAHAHAAHA

yn_yln pretty sure thats a laugh of trauma

itslukecastellan quit grover

yn_yln i love you

itslukecastellan is love you more

yn_yln WHERE ARE MY PHOTO CREDS FOR THE SECOND PICTURE??? HMMM???

itslukecastellan this little rat took the second photo

rachel.edare 🐕‍🦺

itslukecastellan i hate you 🙂

yn_yln's story

view reply from percy.jackson:

percy.jackson im holding this against him forever

yn_yln good pls do

view reply from itslukecastellan:

itslukecastellan youre lucky i love you or else i would not let you expose me like this

yn_yln love you too castellan

view reply from larueclarisse:

larueclarisse IM CRYING

larueclarisse YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS AND CHRIS'S FACES WHEN THEY SAW THIS

larueclarisse LUKE TURNED EVERY SHADE OF RED AND CHRIS LOOKED LIKE HE MIGHT SHIT A BRICK

yn_yln LMAOOOO

view reply from silenaaaa:

silenaaaa y/n you cant have other campers in our cabin

yn_yln but you love love

silenaaaa fair

silenaaaa wait

silenaaaa wait what kind of love 😏

yn_yln JEEZ NOT THAT KIND

yn_yln just posted a story

view reply from itslukecastellan:

itslukecastellan im blushingggg

yn_yln good

view reply from iamchrisrodriguez:

iamchrisrodriguez Y/N STOPPPP

yn_yln no

view reply from whosannabeth:

whosannabeth how much do u think i'll have to pay percy to do this?

yn_yln nothing hed do anything for u

whosannabeth oh wait true

[ask-tweek-and-those-guys]

Hey can u do headcanons of the main four cause you said you'd be ok with that and you're really good at headcanons I think

100%!! here you go ^^ i added butters in because i love butters 😭

STAN

-Has acne scars

-Greasy hair

-Bleached hair (done poorly with Kyle's help)

-Gets faded with Ken and Leo

-Really quiet when high

-Pierced ear (uses a regular stud when not goth)

-Plays guitar but only does covers of midwest emo bands (so angsty)

-Takes a shot every morning before school to get him prepared for bullshit

-Shaves

-Grunge

-Skateboards

-Vans kid

KYLE

-Stressed

-So so stressed

-In a band with Stan, Ken, and Leo

-They write midwest emo songs

-Doesn't wear his hat anymore

-Keeps it tied back instead

-Academia style

-Can skateboard but prefers roller skating or bike riding

-Gifted kid burnout type beat

-Had one B+ and literally had a panic attack

-On the debate team

-Converse kid

-Favorite book is LOTR

-Autistic bc I said so

-Transmasc also bc I said so

-Gets high with the guys because of stress from school

-He gets really talkative when he's high

-He hates facial hair so every time it gets more than just stubbly, he shaves

-Which is like once a week

CARTMAN

-Prefers Eric

-Is on meds

-So he's a lot better than he was when he was a kid

-Like so much better

-He's also an academic

-He and Kyle get along better

-Kyle counts his pills

-They have a study group

-Also on the debate team

-He's still very outspoken, but he's toned it down a lot

-He's always got interesting questions

-I don't really have much to say about him

-Nike's kid

-Ditched his hat

-Sweater vests

-All he wears

-And khakis

-Loves the khak

KENNY

-Always high

-He prefers Ken now that they're older

-The only one allowed to call Leo 'Butters'

-They're dating

-He gets faded with Stan

-He's like insanely smart, he just doesn't turn in assignments

-Skateboards to school with Stan

-Constantly hangs out at the ice cream shop to see Leo

-Gets high with Leo to get his mind off his parents

-Works 3 part time jobs

-He uses the money to buy stuff for Leo and Karen

-They mean the most to him

-Also grunge but like hippie grunge yknow?

-He smokes cigarettes too

-He likes the smell and taste of nicotine

-Leo tells him that he tastes like cigarettes every time they kiss

-He and Kyle help Stan with his school work (and get high)

-They have a 'study group' every Saturday and get high in Stan's garage

-Ken is the type to get all deep and philosophical when he's high

-His hair is also like really long

-Greasy too

-He wears a mask instead of his hood

-His acne is so bad bc of it

-He's just a greasy rat man and I live for it

-Has lots of piercings (bridge, snake bites, tongue, septum and both sides of his nose, ears)

-Insane amount of stick and pokes (he did them with pen ink and a needle)

-Socks with sandals kid

-Also a Converse kid

-Like his parents scraped together enough money to buy him one (1) pair of Cons and now thats all he wears

BUTTERS

-Likes Leo way better than Butters

-Has a better haircut

-Calls Ken 'Ken doll'

-Pierced his ear once when he and Ken were faded bc he wanted to piss off his dad

-Gets faded with Kenny and Stan

-Takes away the stress of his parents

-B student

-Really likes coquette style

-His favorite thing ever is to be called pretty by Ken

-Hangs out with Ken as much as possible to avoid his parents

-Parents make him shave

-Ken taught him how to rig Life360 so that his parents would think he's with Cartman or Craig

-He buys things for Ken all the time

-Ken never knows how to react so he usually just picks some wild flowers and makes a bouquet

-Loves the flowers

-Has a collection of Sanrio plushies from Ken that's what he buys when he's got money

-Loves cigarettes, the taste, the smell, all of it

-He loves when he can taste it on Ken's lips

-Vans kid