#also thats a coquette rat

[gh0stsblogs]

my best friend came over and played with my new tablet, lol

she told me to post it here.

[ask-tweek-and-those-guys]

Hey can u do headcanons of the main four cause you said you'd be ok with that and you're really good at headcanons I think

100%!! here you go ^^ i added butters in because i love butters 😭

STAN

-Has acne scars

-Greasy hair

-Bleached hair (done poorly with Kyle's help)

-Gets faded with Ken and Leo

-Really quiet when high

-Pierced ear (uses a regular stud when not goth)

-Plays guitar but only does covers of midwest emo bands (so angsty)

-Takes a shot every morning before school to get him prepared for bullshit

-Shaves

-Grunge

-Skateboards

-Vans kid

KYLE

-Stressed

-So so stressed

-In a band with Stan, Ken, and Leo

-They write midwest emo songs

-Doesn't wear his hat anymore

-Keeps it tied back instead

-Academia style

-Can skateboard but prefers roller skating or bike riding

-Gifted kid burnout type beat

-Had one B+ and literally had a panic attack

-On the debate team

-Converse kid

-Favorite book is LOTR

-Autistic bc I said so

-Transmasc also bc I said so

-Gets high with the guys because of stress from school

-He gets really talkative when he's high

-He hates facial hair so every time it gets more than just stubbly, he shaves

-Which is like once a week

CARTMAN

-Prefers Eric

-Is on meds

-So he's a lot better than he was when he was a kid

-Like so much better

-He's also an academic

-He and Kyle get along better

-Kyle counts his pills

-They have a study group

-Also on the debate team

-He's still very outspoken, but he's toned it down a lot

-He's always got interesting questions

-I don't really have much to say about him

-Nike's kid

-Ditched his hat

-Sweater vests

-All he wears

-And khakis

-Loves the khak

KENNY

-Always high

-He prefers Ken now that they're older

-The only one allowed to call Leo 'Butters'

-They're dating

-He gets faded with Stan

-He's like insanely smart, he just doesn't turn in assignments

-Skateboards to school with Stan

-Constantly hangs out at the ice cream shop to see Leo

-Gets high with Leo to get his mind off his parents

-Works 3 part time jobs

-He uses the money to buy stuff for Leo and Karen

-They mean the most to him

-Also grunge but like hippie grunge yknow?

-He smokes cigarettes too

-He likes the smell and taste of nicotine

-Leo tells him that he tastes like cigarettes every time they kiss

-He and Kyle help Stan with his school work (and get high)

-They have a 'study group' every Saturday and get high in Stan's garage

-Ken is the type to get all deep and philosophical when he's high

-His hair is also like really long

-Greasy too

-He wears a mask instead of his hood

-His acne is so bad bc of it

-He's just a greasy rat man and I live for it

-Has lots of piercings (bridge, snake bites, tongue, septum and both sides of his nose, ears)

-Insane amount of stick and pokes (he did them with pen ink and a needle)

-Socks with sandals kid

-Also a Converse kid

-Like his parents scraped together enough money to buy him one (1) pair of Cons and now thats all he wears

BUTTERS

-Likes Leo way better than Butters

-Has a better haircut

-Calls Ken 'Ken doll'

-Pierced his ear once when he and Ken were faded bc he wanted to piss off his dad

-Gets faded with Kenny and Stan

-Takes away the stress of his parents

-B student

-Really likes coquette style

-His favorite thing ever is to be called pretty by Ken

-Hangs out with Ken as much as possible to avoid his parents

-Parents make him shave

-Ken taught him how to rig Life360 so that his parents would think he's with Cartman or Craig

-He buys things for Ken all the time

-Ken never knows how to react so he usually just picks some wild flowers and makes a bouquet

-Loves the flowers

-Has a collection of Sanrio plushies from Ken that's what he buys when he's got money

-Loves cigarettes, the taste, the smell, all of it

-He loves when he can taste it on Ken's lips

-Vans kid