#also that show loved eve in profile I'm just saying

[backjustforberena]

EVE BEST as  VANESSA BELL  in “Life In Squares”, for @deiasilva10 thanks to @evebestonline for the footage.

[littlewriterfullofwords]

Merry Christmas

Parring: Dr. Spencer Reid x gn!reader

Summary: You throw some Christmas party at your house where you show the BAU team your traditiona

Warnings: fluff

A/N: Hi! So, I'm currently in the 2nd season of CM, so there aren't more characters or anything, I'm new to the series, kinda, so please forgive. Second, the traditions in the ff are my country's traditions. Feel free to share yours in the comments!

"Merry Christmas!" Penelope opened her arms to hug you at the doorframe, big smile decorating her beautiful face. "Thank you for the invitation, sweetheart."

"I'm glad you came." You moved a bit to the side to let your coworker come in. "Make yourself at home, Pen."

"Sure will do." She winked at you and started to walk around your house, from time to time she was making nice comments about the decor.

The next person to come was Spencer. In a red sweater, Mr. "I know it all" greeted you with little, and cute, hand waving, his iconic move.

And after him, the others came in, in the order: Jason, Emily with JJ, Aaron and Derek.

"Your Christmas is a lot different than ours." Started Emily when you put another fish on the table.

"Yeah. Only 12 dishes? You have to try everything? That's insane." Murmured Derek with a glass of dried-fruit juice. "Where did you all get that from?"

"The Bible." Before you could answer, Spencer was faster. "You know, according to the Bible, there were 12 apostles so Catholic countries put 12 dishes on the Christmas table. They also leave an empty seat for an unannounced guest or, more spiritual, for those that had died."

"Yeah." You nodded with a smile. "That's right. Just the tradition, nothing more."

"Tradition is good." Whispered Gideon. "Tells a lot about the person."

"Once again, thank you for having us." Hotchner interrupted the info dump. "It might be a new experience for us, but that's life, right? We learning."

"Oh, stop. You making my angel blush!" Garcia petted your back in a soothing manner but with a smile on her face.

You were glad they came. Hey, they were family and Christmas is family time. You needed them now due to your family being all dead.

After dinner, came the present time! Everyone gathered in the living room and Derek, with a red Santa's hat, started to dispense the presents. Of course, he had to add something funny before giving it to the final owner, which has been making everyone laugh.

The atmosphere was amazing. It felt family-like and you didn't want it to go away any moment soon.

"It's party time!" Said Morgan, and with Emily by his side, they opened champagne and other alcoholic drinks they had brought.

Immediately , it reminded you of New Year Eve and the party your friends had always thrown. There was always lots of alcohol, music, dancing and many more.

"Let's go!" JJ grabbed your wrist and pulled into the dancing circle, you had no other choice but to join them, and you did.

Saying you weren't having the best time of your life would be a lie. You were so happy with those people, you were ready to call the your fucking family, and in your head you were. You loved each of them in your own way, and you hoped they noticed that. Well, they were profilers, they sure did.

The clock on the wall was showing 3:15am, with its quiet ticking interrupting the quiet carols. You turned off the tap in the kitchen and dried your hands. Everyone was asleep, either on the couch, armchairs or floor while you had been washing the dishes and cleaning after the party.

As quiet as possible, you came back to the living room with blankets and covered everyone with one, you didn't want them to catch a cold.

"Happy Christmas." You whispered with a shy smile before you started walking to the stairs.

"Happy Christmas, Y/N." The quiet voice of Reid's made you stop in the half way and smile again before you looked his way.

"I thought you were sleeping. Sorry if I woke you up."

"You didn't, don't worry." He shook his head with his innocent smile you liked so much.

"Would you like to join me for a movie?" You hesitated some time before asking that, it was your little secret.

"Sure." Spencer lifted himself from the armchair and came up to you, then followed you upstairs.

You had this thing, you needed to watch your favourite movie after Christmas Eve to fall asleep. It was hard to explain why only this time of year but you didn't complain. You loved the movie, so it was a pleasure.

"If you don't mind, we will watch 'The Nightmare before Christmas'." You said when you finally reached your room and turned on the TV.

"Whatever you want. I'm fine with that." Spencer sat next to you, on the floor by the bed and placed his head on his knees. "Did you know that Tim Burton only produced the movie, not directed it?"

"I read it somewhere. But thank you for reminding me that." A little smile appeared on your lips before you clicked 'play' and the movie began.

Only a few minutes of the movie passed and in the corner of your eye you saw Spencer rock back and forth.

"You know you can say that, right?" You whispered with your head turned his way and a smile. "That's okay. Go on."

"Did you know that Danny Elfman only voices Jack's singing, not his spoken voice?" With your permission, Reid lets out his kept breath, what made you chuckle, and he started to talk. "He also voices two other characters, Barrel and the Clown."

"Really? That's so amazing." You whispered. "It's good to have you by my side."

"Oh, that's... nothing big." Spencer scratched the back of his head in a shy manner.

You moved on with the movie, with Reid giving you some fun facts about it. And even though you knew all that, you'd been a fan since day one, you've been listening carefully like if you didn't know them. You loved listening to Spencer, you loved his knowledge and how passionately he was sharing it. You loved... Spencer. You liked it or not, you were in love with him and his knowledge.

Unluckily, the movie ended, so did your time with Reid.

"Thank you for your company." You said and turned the TV off. "And thank you for coming...to the party. I had the best time."

"We should be thankful." Chuckled Spencer. "You taught us a lot. We now understand more."

"Don't tell me you don't profile each other on a daily basis?" You joked.

"We do....At least I do. Especially Hotch." Reid looked at the open door as if Aaron was about to come in. "He's the easiest to read."

"True." You both laughed but immediately hushed it because you remembered about sleepyheads downstairs. "Especially his mood."

Your coworker smiled and nodded his head as an agreement.

You both were going along very well, even too well sometimes, from Emily's point of view (good meaning). She really often has been telling you, that you and Spenc were acting like siblings.

"If you want, you can stay here." You offered when Reid started to get up from the ground, you didn't think what were you saying.

"I-...A-... I'll go downstairs. I have my stuff there." He looked hesitant and a bit embarrassed, especially his eyes were hesitant.

"Sure." You nodded and watched him leave the room. "Spenc."

Seconds after him leaving, you called after him and ran up to him.

"Yeah?" Asked Reid with confusion.

"Merry Christmas." Shy kiss was planted on Spencer's cheek before you turned around and disappeared behind the door to your room.

"Me-....merry Christmas." Whispered the man while touching the place your lips touched.

[kurogane2512]

Hmmm something I wanna talk about related to Jade.... So I read all of her profile and ofc saw all trailers with her and while I haven't done the Penacony quest with her, I'm decently aware of her role in it. Now after all this I still know very little about her?? Basically I just know her professional side and nothing personal. I don't think even her real name is revealed unlike Topaz and Aventurine (yes I know the theory that her name is Eve but again- just a theory).

I know there's a lot of controversy on her and I'm not gonna dive into that I really couldn't care less but what I do care about is her writing. For someone who is one of the first senior IPC members to be released and is even known to represent Diamond on many occasions- she has had very little screentime and writing. Her profile was arguably the most disappointing cause like, 4 or 5 entries and all of them just showing her in work mode and how she operates her pawnshop.

Her lc gives a different side to her, clearly showing there's a lot going on with her and she has tons of potential but they did not bother at all? I don't think this was even the right time to release her and frankly it feels they gave up on her judging by the 4* on her banner. I personally love her trailer but it still left more to be desired, I don't care if it was dommy mommy bait or something it was amazing but I know Mihoyo is fully capable of making substantial content while still putting fanservice. Honestly makes me feel bad for her cause she was already hated prior release and they didn't bother to do anything.

I won't extend this more, just wanted to say I truly wish she'll have more role in the future and a backstory reveal. Not only do I wanna see her more cause I like to see her but also cause I want fair treatment for her. Her themes and symbolism are very interesting and they can definitely cook up a fantastic plot for her, but idk how much they'll prioritise her when she's not even so liked despite how hard they went with the dommy mommy image. Oh well if my fate is to like another underrated waifu then so be it, I'll do her justice 😤

[theunsinkablesappho]

Hazbin Hotel Thoughts

I'm on my second watch and have some thoughts. Would love to chat about these.

Spoilers, Obviously

I think Alastor is going to end up being an antagonist in the series at some point. As part of this, I think it's going to absolutely shatter Charlie when this is revealed, and that while it won't stop her optimistic belief in the power of change, it will significantly dampen the naivete we see in her right now.

I am really looking forward to the day that Charlie decides she has truly had enough of the way Valentino treats Angel Dust and goes toe to toe with him

I need more Carmilla Carmine and her lil family

Why is Carmilla so badass and her daughters both look like total NERDS (not that there is anything wrong with being nerds). They showed up to that Overlord meeting looking like her damn accountants. I think one of them IS her accountant.

My current theory is that Carmilla was a crime boss of some type in her real life - drug lord, war lord, something - and that she and her daughters were all killed at the same time. Maybe by a rival, maybe by the ATF/CIA, who knows.

Season 1 has established some clear character parallels between Carmilla Carmine and Vaggie. I would like to see this develop more.

Did Lucifer actually seduce Eve (aside from the apple) or was he just taunting Adam during the fight?

My brother pointed this one out: If Adam was the first soul in Heaven, that is really bad news for poor Abel.

I see a lot of people talking about Niffty like she's a child, but she appears to have canonically been in her 20s (born in the 30s, died in the 50s) when she died. My brother and I theorize that she's a speed-addicted housewife. Rationale: her default "weapon" is a giant sewing needle; she has something of a housewife aesthetic; the obsession with cleaning.

Maybe a weird thing to notice but Charlie appears to have a... snout? Like, in profile shots, there's no dip back into the face beneath her nose... which would imply that she has more of a snout shape than a human face shape. Neither Lucifer nor Lilith appear to have this, so I am curious...

Charlie writes a script in which a "good" Sir Pentious announces he is "off to NOT have premarital sex" ... while she is sharing a bed with the girlfriend she is clearly not married to. No one likes a hypocrit, Charlie. This entertains me wildly.

Speaking of that, was Lute being homophobic or racist when she called Vaggie and Charlie vile and disgusting?

My theory of the final fight is that Lucifer was nearby, watching the whole time, but that he did not intervene until Charlie was in real danger for 2 reasons. 1 is that he was trying to let her do this for herself and 2, I think part of the pardon deal he negotiated with Heaven requires him to stay out of the Exterminations. If we think clearly, there's no real incentive for Heaven to just grant a universal pardon to ALL the Hellborn (and the pardon was for ALL Hellborn, not just Charlie). But if Lucifer traded his participation for their protection - which is clearly in character for him, as he definitely wants Charlie safe - then that is a hell of an incentive. It both makes the Exterminations that much safer for the Exorcists, but it will demoralize the demons of the Pride Ring (because Lucifer won't defend them) and weaken Lucifer's influence (because he's a lazy king who won't protect them). If Lucifer comes in too fast and hot, then he could be seen as in violation and bring down exponentially worse upon the inhabitants of Hell. But with Adam attacking and threatening Charlie DIRECTLY (attacking her Hotel and the Sinners there wouldn't count), it could be argued that Adam was the first to violate this hypothetical agreement. (I mean, it could also be argued that Charlie violated it as well. I said it could be argued, not that he would necessarily win.) He even says it, when he comes after Adam after the hotel is broken "You come after me and MY DAUGHTER"

I don't like St. Peter. I have no super good reasons for this... I just hate his stupid little face and his stupid little... everything. Someone I know said he gives "televangelist vibes," so maybe that is it.

BUT WHERE IS EVE?!

[bluerosesburnblue]

I feel like I already know the answer to this, probably (LOL), but if you could add any other Square Enix series to Kingdom Hearts, what would it be and why? Bravely Default, Dragon Quest, NieR, The Bouncer, Parasite Eve, Forspoken, the Mana series, Xenoblade Chronicles, Valkyrie Profile, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater? Something else I didn't list here? (You can cheat and choose more than one, if you want:))

Actually, I don't know if I would add any other series. Don't get me wrong, I love the characters from a lot of these, but for me it's a question of how well they could fit into KH without losing the things about them that make them unique, you know?

I love the cast of NieR and NieR: Automata, but those games are SO dark, and a lot of the appeal of those games is the uniquely bleak and hopeless atmosphere, and I can't see them being added to KH without scrubbing away any of the traits that made people like them in the first place. Parasite Eve, too, falls into this category. I mean, The 3rd Birthday kinda already proved why wackier JRPG plots don't work with that cast, they're far too grounded for it. At best you could hope for some of them as background NPCs in an Enchanted NYC, but they'd basically have to be the equivalent of Setzer's KH2 appearance and at that point it just feels kinda cheap

Characters from The Bouncer could make decent cameo appearances in a KH-exclusive world like Twilight Town, since that game is obscure enough that I doubt anyone would get super offended if they were represented weirdly or relegated to just a cameo. But that would also run into the same issue as the Parasite Eve example, where the cameo doesn't really do much other than go "oooooh, look, CHARACTER" (which is my main issue with the use of some of the FF characters in KH already). Alas, this one will probably only ever be referenced as Pence's Dog Street shirt and that's probably for the best given how weird that game is

And then there's just a ton of games that I don't know enough about to say. Forspoken, Octopath Traveler, and Triangle Strategy all come to mind

If they had to bring other properties in, then Bravely Default would work the best for me, at least of the properties you listed that are actually Square Enix owned-and-produced and not just Square Enix published and/or affiliated. Not only is Bravely Default meant to evoke classic Final Fantasy, so it's not too far off from what's already in the game, but the characters already have a lot of "modernisms" in their speech and behaviors that would make them very adaptable to a lot of different worlds in KH and the tone of the games overall. Not to mention that the classical fantasy setting of the games could be pretty reminiscent of some of the more fantasy-focused Disney films, allowing them to blend together. I'm imagining, like... an Edea cameo in Arendelle, not unlike Auron in Olympus. That all being said, I've never played Bravely Default II, so I can't say how well that one would hold up. I'm only thinking of Bravely Default and Bravely Second's casts

And while I do like Xenoblade Chronicles, I would never call them Square Enix series. That's not even close to accurate. Those games are produced by Monolith Soft, and while the company was founded by an ex-Square game director and a lot of the initial employees there were ex-Square employees who brought a lot of those same sensibilities over, the company itself really has nothing to do with them. Would I like it if Nomura's guest designed characters from Xenoblade 2 showed up? Sure, I think having Jin and Lauriam interact could be funny. Or Mikhail and Demyx. But it's not going to happen, because those aren't Square Enix characters. Sora's just gonna have to hang out with Shulk, Pyra, and Mythra in Super Smash Bros. and leave it at that

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: May 11, 2014

Lyrics:

I tell myself you don't mean a thing

And what we got, got no hold on me

But when you're not there, I just crumble

I tell myself I don't care that much

But I feel like I die 'til I feel your touch

Only love, only love can hurt like this

Only love can hurt like this

Must've been a deadly kiss

Only love can hurt like this

Say I wouldn't care if you walked away

But every time you're there, I'm beggin' you to stay

And when you come close (when you come close), I just tremble

And every time, every time you go

It's like a knife that cuts right to my soul

Only love, only love can hurt like this

Only love can hurt like this

Must've been a deadly kiss

Only love can hurt like this

Only love can hurt like this

Your kisses burn into my skin

Only love can hurt like this

But it's the sweetest pain

Burnin' hot through my veins

Love is torture, makes me more sure

Only love can hurt like this

Songwriter: Diane Eve Warren

Only love can hurt like this

Only love can hurt like this

Must've been a deadly kiss

Only love can hurt like this

Only love can hurt like this

Your kisses burn into my skin

Only love can hurt like this

(Only love can hurt like this)

Only love can hurt like this

(Only love can hurt) save me, save me

Only love, only love

'Cause only love can hurt like this

And it must've been a deadly kiss

SongFacts:

"Only Love Can Hurt Like This" is a song by English singer Paloma Faith, written by Diane Warren. Released as the second single to promote her third studio album, 'A Perfect Contradiction' (2014).

The song peaked at number 6 in the United Kingdom, making it Faith's highest-charting single to date, surpassing her 2012 single "Picking Up the Pieces". It made its Australian chart premiere on 21 July 2014 after being used on a high-profile TV advertisement for Channel 7's drama series Winners & Losers. It reached the number one position on the Australian ARIA charts on 26 July. It also peaked at number 3 on the New Zealand Singles Chart, marking Faith's first top ten and highest-peaking single there to date.

"Only Love Can Hurt Like This" was written by Diane Warren, who has previously written songs for Whitney Houston, Cher, Toni Braxton, LeAnn Rimes, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears. Initially, Faith refused to record the song because she hadn't any writing credit for it, however after hearing the song Faith felt overwhelmed by how (lyrically) the song reflected on her relationship and emotion at the time. Warren has also written a song with a synonymous title, "Nothing Hurts Like Love", sung by Daniel Bedingfield. The song "Only Love Can Hurt Like This" was premiered in a stripped back acoustic version on Amazon.com, and was later performed at a Burberry fashion show in February 2014; later this performance was made available on the iTunes Store.

The song has been described as a Motown-influenced sixties-style ballad and is a largely acoustic song featuring mainly brass and drums, expanding to include backing vocals and heavy use of violins in the final choruses. The song also includes subtle piano accentuation. The iTunes album review for A Perfect Contradiction describes the song as: "[a] towering, wall-of-sound ballad …" - a reference to the production formula developed by record producer Phil Spector.

[deviantartdramahub]

You have the nerve to say this -> Status by Morothias on DeviantArt. Aren't you the one who claimed to be Jellybeanism who happens to be a completely diffrent person! I thought it was a bit weird when I saen that username on Yahoo Answers, talking nothing like you do on DeviantArt. I thought nothing of it at the time, but now, I see why you changed your name. Here is how I know. First of all, let's take a trip down memory line. Copying and pasting somebody else's comment or note or complaint is easy, uh, not that I do that myself of course. Why would I when all I have to do is read whatever the person I'm talking too, or whoever is talking about me for whatever reason. And then think of a reply and job done, however, BirdThatWhispers on the other hand; Nah...his ideal solution would be to come up with a fabricated lie using old complaints made by other people about him. Comments or notes or anything that gives him the advantage to use against his current victim(s) so he can manipulate people into thinking he's being honest. BirdThatWhispers will try passing the blame on to somebody else so he can go after women or children for sexual fetish roleplays, and this is all on a website designed for artists and art enthusiasts. What a "nice guy" huh, and I mean that in a STRONG and VERY sarcastic tone of voice, BirdThatWhispers is a twisted and sick individual altogether. His limits don't stop there either, he would do that kind of crap with 12-year-old girls or boys who don't know any different. And what is the big fetish he enjoys the most? Spanking them at bedtime with a wooden hairbrush on their bare behinds.... what a freak BirdThatWhispers truly is...and I'm not kidding, I have a screenshot of him doing a roleplay with a 14-year-old girl. Does that sound anything like what that creepy prick told you, Eve? I bet you anything it wasn't. But the point I'm making here is, YOU'RE the same! You said so yourself, you can't handle the pressure, and while you "burst" into a rage against whomever, me in most cases, you can't bring yourself to shut up and read what the person is saying to you! Like you, he bullied somebody who had a condision. Like you, Bird didn't care and continued to attack. And also like Bird, you took a username that somebody else had, and pretended to be them so you could get money... money that is meant for people who suffered in that quake... I mean, do you have no shame? Do you enjoy making fun of people have condisions too like BirdThatWhispers, aka AnimeCitizen, aka whatever the fuck he goes by now....huh? Do you? You think was making fun of that prick Armstrongy85 because I thought he was a "cool person", fuck no! I thought and still do think he's a nasty pace of work liek you, a bully who thinks he can just log on and talk shit to people because they won't listen to him! And let's not forget, I've had some nuppty, you, in other words, give me empty threats because you actually believes a I'm just going to roll over accept defeat. Well, as much as I love bursting your bubble, Evie, I'm doing it again now. Nah, I'm not gonna stop or give up, I don't need a DA account to show the World what a horrable peace of shit you truly are! This isn't over, Evie... It's NOT OVER BY A LONG SHOT!

I have yet to see anything from either side of this conflict which could ever be considered proof. One side has a list of supposed alts, and has dedicated their profile to talking about what they consider to be an utmost pressing issue, but I'm sure they know the first thing that would be asked of them by a court (which includes this Tumblr group, which aspires to be a court) is how they came to think all the users they speak of are the same individual. To this day, this question has not been answered? Will today be any different? Only they have the power to make it that way. On the other hand, the accuser in turn has been accused of being a sexual deviant. But based on what?

I'm not sure who is a nice guy here, but each side throwing around claims isn't nice, and tragically the one provable thing here is digital artists being needy enough with money that they fall into what many would call this clash with humanitarianism that has been alluded to here and elsewhere. Yet it would be convenient for all of them to come here to explain themselves since all the claims about each other hold equal water.

[cherrykindness]

wild tweets |

pairing: Harry Styles x Actress!Reader

summary: as newlyweds, you and harry read thirsty comments for buzzfeed.

warning: it's thirsty tweets, so below there is adult humor 😳

"It's a bright, sunny morning in Los Angeles, and there's nothing I want more than to be on BuzzFeed and read wild tweets alongside my husband."

"Thirsty tweets, babe." Harry corrected, laughing out loud with the producers behind the cameras.

"Thirsty Tweets." You said quickly, putting your hand over your mouth to stifle a giggle. "I'm terrible at that, I'm sorry. Can we start over?"

"Let's take a break for one to two minutes. You've given us a great introduction, Y/N."

You shook your head, smiling shyly before turning to Harry, who was already watching you with that easy smile at the corner of his lips. You liked how his hand remained firmly on yours, making those circular movements with the thumb that always served as a natural medice for your anxiety.

"You look so fucking beautiful."

The pleated dress with flounce sleeves fit you like a glove. You had made peace with the various shades of white since the wedding and knew that Harry liked to see you in that color too.

"Thank you, you're not too bad either, Styles."

You intimately suspected that Harry would always seem far beyond that "not bad" that came out as a euphemism from your mouth. He wore nothing but a pair of bell-bottom pants in a strong shade of blue and a soft vest printed with fluffy little sheep on a striped American collared shirt - in your opinion, no one could look better in farm animal clothing than Harry Styles and Princess Diana with her red "Black Sheep" sweater in the 1980s. In contrast, you knew your husband well enough to know that he was arrogant and knew exactly how hot he looked - you also made your thoughts clear enough when you kept him backstage beyond ten minutes in a rather heated kissing session.

"Are you anxious?" you asked curiously, remaining with downcast eyes fixed on the strokes that remained assiduous on your warm skin. "To read about how the whole internet dreams of fucking my wife?! Of course." Harry joked, leaning over to leave a small one on your cheek. "We agree on that, don't we? Although I'm a little nervous, I'm really interested to know all the crazy things they say about you. Everyone knows you're mine at the end of the day, that's enough."

At the end of the break, you and Harry made a silent agreement that you should be the first to pick up one of the scattered papers in the red pot. There were quite a significant amount of tweets, and as much as you were used to reading rather sordid things about your husband on the Internet, the excitement was there as if you were wading into uncharted territory.

"I would be a good girl all year round if Santa guaranteed me a threesome with Harry and Y/N Styles on Christmas Eve." You laughed, Harry staring at the camera with an expression close to the meme of the surprised Pikachu. "You guys are incredibly nasty, I love it."

"If that was the first one, I'm really worried about the next ones." Harry commented with a little corner smile, picking the next tweet out of the bucket. "I have an entire folder on Pinterest dedicated to Harry Styles' hands, and let me tell you why: those hands are art, and art needs to be recognized."

"What- Guys, you promised you wouldn't post my anonymous tweets here." You quipped with false reproach, laughing at your own stupid joke while everyone else in the studio did the same. "But I can't blame her, honestly." Shaking your shoulders, you opened another piece of paper. "Harry Styles finally confessed that he wrote Watermelon Sugar for Y/N!!!! Are you guys imagining the same thing as me?!!!!!! 🥵🍆💦"

"Exhausted emoji, eggplant emoji, and water emoji?" Harry frowned, staring at the tweet you held up. "I imagine you're in need of a vacation somewhere refreshing and you're craving a fruit that everyone eats like it's really a vegetable."

"That reminded me of that story-" You laughed, hiding your face on the table as Harry continued to offer a poker face to the camera, struggling not to keep up with you laughter. "I'm sorry, lovie, I have to share this with the rest of the world." You stated, wiping a few tears from the corner of your eyes. "Harry always wears those fancy suits to concerts, right?! Right! Turns out he looks really hot in some, like his ass molds perfectly into those tight pants and everything. I was home that night because I wasn't feeling well enough to face the big crowds, but I was still following everything on twitter. It was a concert in London, not so far from where we lived at the time, so it was obvious that he would come home after it was over. I follow some portals that do really fast updates of pictures, videos, etc; everything that happened at Harry's concert was on my timeline in a matter of seconds. When one of these profiles uploaded a picture of him with his back to the camera in a heavily accentuated black and white suit, I quickly sent him the image along with a peach emoji and then wrote "looks good tonight". He didn't reply to me until a few hours later, of course, but I obviously didn't expect a "ready for a Fifth Avenue peach salad for dinner?" and numerous cutlery emojis."

Harry rolled his eyes comically, indulging in laughter as did everyone else who occupied the backstage area.

"I'm against the eroticization of emojis." He said between uncompensated breaths, shaking his head negatively. "Let's go to the next ones, please, I'm already feeling exposed enough here."

"I like your old-fashioned spirit, baby." You assured him with a smile, laying on the sturdy shoulder hidden under the fluffy fabric.

Harry chuckled low, leaving a little kiss on the top of your head before selecting the next paper. The fans would die when that video aired, everyone was sure. You two easily forgot the cameras when you were side by side, and the public display of affection had never been a problem.

"My life mission is to look at someone the way Harry looks at Y/N and be reciprocated the way Y/N looks at Harry, then I could die happy." Harry read. "That was very good and healthy, thank you!" He smiled. "But don't settle for death in that case, please. Just make sure to keep that person around forever."

"Awn, we got so sweet now." You made a pout. "Thank you for sending us something so cute! I really hope you find the right person soon." Sending a kiss to the camera, you moved on to the next tweet. "I wouldn't want to get a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka's factory, I would like to get a golden ticket to actively participate in Y/N and Harry Styles' Honeymoon.

"That was creative, so I will disregard the fact that you removed my last name from my wife's name." Harry joked.

"I will always be an Y/L/N." You flashed the tongue. "We had a great Honeymoon, but I know you guys already know all about it because there are pictures all over the internet of outings that I don't even remember existed."

"Even though we chose a rather reserved city, many paparazzi still managed to photograph some of our nights there." Harry agreed. "There was one particular day when we opted to have dinner at a restaurant near the beach. Y/N had found it even before the trip, it was pretty laid back and we could spend the evening at karaoke. I don't really remember what happened, but we woke up the next day with a terrible hangover, still wearing the clothes from the dinner and with several headlines saying that I was cheating on my wife in the middle of our Honeymoon with a blue-haired italian girl."

"That wig made me sexy, man." You blinked, laughing as you remembered the situation. "It's a shame the paparazzi only got low quality images, but I swear I looked really amazing that night. Italy, I miss you."

"We're coming to the end and I haven't had to ask production for a glass of water yet, thank you to whoever selected these tweets." Harry raised his thumb to the camera, smiling before turning his gaze back to the small paper he had chosen. "Y/N could literally punch me in the face and I would just bow down and thank them for it." He laughed. "She has heavy hands, so I would rethink that choice."

"It takes strong hands to be a superheroine." You blinked gracefully, referring to your works as a Marvel actress. "I move around a lot during the night, so I'll take this lovely opportunity to say that twitter can dismiss all the malicious theories about Harry always show up with a new bruise all over his body."

"Please stop making indecent assumptions while Y/N is aggressive with me at night only unconsciously, her father has access to social media."

You laughed, clearing your throat before reading the next obscenity aloud.

"I would sell all my possessions to have Y/N sitting on my lap for ten seconds."

"Oh my God." Harry laughed out loud, throwing his head back. "I should have said that in our wedding vows."

You shook your head, laughing low as you set the tweet aside.

"That was pretty funny and cheeky, I approve."

"Okay, looks like we finally got to the last one." Harry announced, waving the paper in the air dramatically before opening it. "Harry could literally crush me with those boots while fuc- I need that glass of water." He said dumbfounded, hiding his face between his hands after throwing the tweet over his shoulder. You laughed out loud next to the organizers, and meanwhile Harry leaned his head on your bust, staring at you still with wide eyes. "Please promise that we will be careful with our future children on the internet."

[osamusriceballs]

Never apologize for taking any amount of time! Heck I'm just constantly amazing you ever responded to my ask the very first time, I'm honored to receive your attention anytime of day 🙏🏻

Also we started season 4!!! I just couldn't wait I needed more and covid has screwed me over for dubs! It's a little hard to keep track (I google a little more than I honestly should) but it's by far not the worst subbed I've seen. And everyone's voice fits them pretty well! (Though I miss Hinata's English VA u.u)

Which of course leads me to this- I've met ONE twin so far. Atsumu. And like- I'm gonna get hit for this but like...I still don't get it 😂😂😂 He was harassing Kageyama so that was a plus! But alas my dick is still limp when faced with a Miya twin. Perhaps Osamu will awake my resting horny beast T.T

BUT EPISODE 3 WHEN THEY PAN UP ON HINATA'S THIGH WHEN HE DID THAT TENNIS JUMP TO CATCH THE BALL WOOO BOI BETTER BET I LOST MY SHIT NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HINATA >:O >:O >:O

Also Eve, I really gotta ask (bc you commented on 👾 profile pic, which thank you I can't draw anything but chibis but right I'll draw chibis 😂) But you're about our age and a nerd so....do you have a Haikyuu OC??? Or ever thought about making one???

Also love you and thinking bout you while I dye a onesie Karasuno orange for my son ✌✌✌

-🌻

Oh and I think bc I missed answering it; Hinata is 4 inches shorter than me (he's 👾 height hehe) and timeskip Hinata is exactly my height so I mean if Hinata is into the amazonia/big and tall women kink then I'm not gonna say no to it ¯\_( ツ)_/¯

-🌻

________________ 

THIS WAS FOUR DAYS AGO- I’m so sorry ahhh- I know that I don’t have to apologize, but still- 

AND HOW COULD I NOT ANSWER OMG SUNNY, I FEEL YOUR POSITIVE VIBES EVEN THROUGH MY LAPTOP OMG- *SCREAMS*

When I read this ask for the first time though... I made that reaction pic, I hope you saw it!! 

LIKE: SUNNY. 

SUNNY.

SUNNY!!!!! 

YOU LITERALLY HAD ATSUMU MIYA’S THIGHS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES- AND STILL SIMPED FOR HINATA’S WHEN HE CAUGHT THAT BALL OMG I CAN’T!!! 

Like- he was amazing too, our baby boy sure has grown a lot :,) - BUT: Atsumu and Osamu are- the Miya twins. There is two of them. SUNNY, THERE IS TWO OF THEM--- 

Let’s hope that Osamu will awaken the beast!! I’m sure you’ll like him!! <3

And: I only started writing a few months ago, I still feel like a newbie sometimes ahhh- I haven’t thought of an original character yet- but I have a few concepts in my mind!! <3 

AND YOUR CHIBIS ARE SO CUTE!! <3 YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO DRAW OTHER STUFF, THE CHIBIS ARE ALREADY CUTE ENOUGH AHH!!

I NEED TO SEE THAT ONESIE OMG!! PLS SHOW ME AHH!! HOW CAN YOU SAY SO CASUALLY THAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT ME- PLS THAT COULD KILL ME- CRITICAL HIT; CRITICAL HIT!!

Excuse me pls- time to be happy!! <3

LOVE YOU!! <3 

PS:  I’m sure that Hinata would be into tall women. I’m pretty sure that he has a kink for that!! That boy needs someone to take care of him

[gloriaandrews]

Hello ❤️ have you read any new Marcel fic recently that you would rec? I've just found out that I passed my exams with top grades and I'm in the mood to treat myself😌

Well first of all, congratulations, anon!!! good for you! :))

And second of all, sorry. I wish I had read some new Marcel fics lately, but I have not. 

I don’t think there’s really been that much Marcel published as of late, so I am going to take this opportunity to selfishly promote my own short lil marcel fic:

It’s A Rare Condition by gloria_andrews - 6.8k 

and of course, Lexy’s Marcel masterpiece, even though you’ve hopefully already read it:

But Why Wonder, Why Wonder? by 100percentsassy - 30k

otherwise, in terms of general larry fic here is some stuff that I enjoyed recently:

Christmas Without You by Objectlesson - 5.6k

It's Christmas Eve and Harry misses Louis so badly he might be going little crazy.

okay seriously, i cannot get ENOUGH of everything objectlesson writes.  The strength of feeling almost always makes me literally gasp at least once per fic.  I just subscribed, because I should have done that like forever ago, and I saw they wrote another fic recently called Saved Tonight (30k) that I haven’t read yet, but i’m preemptively reccing, anyway.  

Yet In Thy Dark Street Shineth by juliusschimdt - 58k

Louis’ life has become the very thing he’s always dreaded: routine. His job is steady, his bills are paid, his friends are preoccupied, his siblings are mostly old enough not to need him, and his mom keeps pestering him about attending church. Apparently, the new minister pulls rainbows and unicorns out of his robes.

Advent arrives three months into Harry’s first call as associate pastor at St. Andrews. Life is… not perfect. He’s still figuring out how do his job and the holidays bring a whole bundle of extra stress. On top of which, he has no friends or family nearby with whom he can decompress. Louis Tomlinson shows up to worship in the nick of time.

This was written as an advent fic and it just made my whole December so nice.  Harry and Louis are so lovely in it and it’s genuinely funny, too.  Read it!! you won’t regret it!! (PS @juliusschmidt has been posting little fics in the Last Best Option Universe lately and they are great and also make my heart ache!)

Black With Autumn Rain by whimsicule - 93k

“Thank you,” Geoff says, taking a sip of his tea. “What did you tell him?”

Louis has a sip as well, lets the tea burn down his throat too quickly, too hot, and he feels it all the way down to his stomach. “The truth. Essentially,” he replies after a moment, licking his lips, relishing the slightly bitter taste of the brew that’s never quite strong enough for Louis’ liking. At least it’s not decaf. “That my dog scented it. That I didn’t touch the body. That I came here first thing.”

Geoff nods pensively. “Did he believe you?”

“Probably not. There’s only so many people who can drown on dry land before it gets fishy.”

or: Harry is a journalist, Louis has lots of secrets and the moors aren't exactly the ideal place to rekindle a lost romance.

What a great fic!!!! like seriously.  just reading the title takes me to a certain place in my mind! the descriptions are so good and the feelings are really intense and i don’t know what more you could ask for!! 

Chestnuts Roasting... And All That by Elsi_bee - 47K  

Louis is apparently the only person at his new job who is single as can be. It’s not a big deal to just tell his new colleagues that he has a boyfriend, right? Until he has to make this imaginary boyfriend magically appear at the office holiday party. Cue fake relationship antics with a certain someone who is more than willing to play along.

This one is locked on ao3, so you do need a profile to read it, but it’s sooooo good!! i loved it!! Perfect, holiday fake boyfriends AU.  I’ve already reread the angst/resolution part like 3x.  :)))

Okay, that’s it for now!!