#also still salty about there only being adoptable nord children :/ | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

slime-crafters · 2 years ago

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I like getting into the role-playing aspect of skyrim, so as a single father to one child, the kid obviously needs reading material to fill the lonely void... which is why I decided to leave them a spell tome of strangulation, which is Very Normal for a Nord Child to Read, very Wholesome :)

#skyrim #tes v skyrim #video games #gaming #i am a very good dad btw #you gotta start necromancy young tho :)#also still salty about there only being adoptable nord children :/#i wanna see tiny little orcs hitting my character in the shins with wooden swords #i wanna see baby argonians swimming in the disgusting waters #i wanna see dark elves youngsters beating up the rascists in winterhold because they have no CHILL #BABY KHAJIIT 😭#FUCK #todd howard why must you forsake me (hyperbole)(stop my ranting with a gun)(ANYTHING to shut me up)

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