#also sorry to myself for keeping my christmas url for so long lol

[pardonmydelays]

felizusnavidad -> pardonmydelays

[bibbawrites]

I Want Your Midnights - Owen Joyner x Female Reader (SMUT - 18+)

Request: NONE 

Word Count: 2568 words

Summary: You bring your boyfriend Owen home for your family New Years party, which ends with you getting a little more than a New Years kiss 

Warnings: swearing, mentions of drinking, oral s*x (both male and female receiving), squirting, slight overstimulation 

A/N: this is literally just 2.5k words of self indulgent babble lol so this idea came into my mind and I couldn’t get it out, i know i should be working on requests but i just had to write this, sorry!  as i said, this is very self indulgent, the way new years is described is exactly how my family and our neighbours (who are close friends at this point lol) celebrate each year so i couldn’t help myself  sorry for any typos, its 4am lol  hope you enjoy it! 

Tag List (let me know if you want to be added, removed or if you change your url): @happinessinthedarkesttimes​ @littlemissaddict @vicesvsvirtuesfanfic @headheartbellarke @lovesanimals​ 

Every single year your family celebrated New Years Eve exactly the same way. 

Your neighbours across the road would set up a table and chairs on their driveway, and your family and your next door neighbours would head across the road for a barbeque and drinks under the stars, with the Christmas lights that covered the three houses shining in the darkness. 

And then after food the kids would always head inside to play a board game or battle it out on Just Dance, only stopping at midnight to watch the New Years fireworks go off and to run around with sparklers. 

That’s how New Years had been for as long as you could remember. Only this year, things were going to be slightly different. 

You were bringing Owen, your boyfriend of just over a year. You had celebrated New Years apart the year before, opting for a text to wish each other happy new year instead. 

But you’d been dating for over a year now, and you couldn’t wait for Owen to meet your friends and family, and have the chance to ring in the new year together. 

Owen pulled his truck into your parent’s driveway, parking before turning to you, his eyes full of anxiety. 

“You’ll be fine, they’re all gonna love you.” You assured him, grabbing onto his hand. He bit his lip. 

“There’s just so many people to remember.” He sighed slightly. “Give me a recap?” 

You nodded. 

“So you know my family’s names, right? Mum is Alice, Dad James, brothers Tom, Will and Lucas.” You said, and he nodded, so you continued. 

“Rose and Max own the house we’re going to, and their daughter is Sophie. Then our other neighbours, the ones next door, are Graham and Pam, and their daughters Violet and Bella. You’ve met Violet, she’s my best friend, remember?” Owen nodded again. 

“I think I’ll survive your family, it’s just everyone else I’m worried about.” He told you. You rubbed your thumb over the back of his hand. 

“It will be okay. I’ll make sure to introduce everyone when we get over there, okay?” You said, leaning across the car to press a soft kiss to his lips. “Now we should probably get inside and see if Mum needs help with anything.” 

You climbed out of his truck, walking around to his side of the car and waiting for him to hop out, grabbing onto his hand when he did. He locked his truck and with a last reassuring squeeze you were leading him around to the front of your house. 

“Do we knock?” He questioned as you reached the door. You giggled and shook your head. 

“Knock knock!” You called out, opening the front door. 

“It’s open.” Your mum’s voice called back from the kitchen. You led Owen down the hallway and into the kitchen, smiling widely when you saw your mum and dad stood behind the bench. 

“Look what the cat dragged in.” Your mum joked, and you dropped Owen’s hand to give her a quick hug, then your dad next. When you stepped back he grabbed onto you again. 

“Mum, Dad, this is my boyfriend Owen. Owen, this is my mum Alice, and my dad James.” You introduced. 

“It’s very nice to meet you sir and ma’am.” Owen smiled, and you squeezed his hand to reassure him. 

“Oh please, call us Alice and James dear. It’s so nice to meet you, I’ve heard so much about you I feel like I already know you.” Your mother laughed. “This one never shuts up about you.” 

You pouted. 

“Don’t expose me.” You said. Owen grinned. 

“It’s okay baby. if you asked my mum she’d say exactly the same thing.” He told you and you smiled up at him, before turning your attention back to your parents. 

“Is there anything you need taken across the road?” You asked and your dad nodded. 

“We were just about to take the chairs over, do you want to tell the boys and we’ll all head over now?” He suggested and you nodded, dragging Owen behind you as you went to find your three brothers. 

After introducing Owen to your brothers and collecting the chairs from your garage, the seven of you headed across the road to where your neighbours had already set up the table and barbeque. 

“Hello everyone!” Rose greeted from her spot next to the table with Sophie, as you made your way up the driveway. 

“Ooh we’ve got a ring in.” Max joked, coming over from his spot behind the barbeque. 

“This is my boyfriend Owen.” You introduced. “O, this is Rose and Max, and that’s Sophie.” You pointed to each one as you said their names. 

Owen waved shyly and Rose smiled. 

“Don’t be nervous, we’re all very nice.” She said and Owen smiled back. You placed your chairs down at the table, before turning to find your other neighbours heading up the driveway. 

Violet was the first to reach you, throwing her arms around you. 

“Hey friend!” She exclaimed as you hugged her back with one arm, your other hand linked tightly with Owen’s. She pulled away, grinning happily at your boyfriend. 

“Hey Owen it’s good to see you again.” She said, pulling him into a hug too. You giggled at the slightly shocked expression that covered his face for a few seconds before he hugged her back. 

“Nice seeing you too Violet.” He replied. She turned to her family. 

“This is Y/N’s boyfriend Owen. Owen this is my mum Pam, my dad Graham and my sister Bella.” She said. Owen smiled at them. 

“Howdy.” Graham greeted, while Pam and Bella just waved. 

“Now.” Your mum spoke up. “Should we get this party started?” 

Everyone settled in quickly, loud chatter filling the air as the sun went down. The three fathers headed over to the barbeque, Owen joining them tentatively, and you watched from your chair as your father handed him a beer and made sure to include him in the joking. You smiled, watching your boyfriend visibly relax which could have been because of the alcohol, but also could have been because of the fact that he could finally let go of the fear of being rejected by your friends and family. 

“So Y/N, how did you meet?” Rose questioned, drawing your attention back to the women who were sat around the table. 

“We met through a mutual friend, he was having a little halloween party and invited me and introduced me to Owen and we hit it off and started dating a few weeks later.” You explained. 

“When was that?” Pam asked. 

“Last year. We’ve been dating for a year and a month or so.” You told her. They all nodded. 

“He seems like a good one.” Your mother said and you smiled, looking over to where Owen was stood, laughing at a joke Max had made. 

“He is.” You agreed. “He’s a very good one.”  

The dinner part of the night went well, everyone loudly joking around. Owen had fitted in well, confidently adding to stories and asking questions, and you couldn’t help but smile at how perfect the situation was. 

After dinner, as per tradition, the kids of the three families headed inside, leaving the adults to sit and chat. You dragged Owen inside, sitting together on the couch as the younger kids decided what to play. 

“Why don’t we go back outside and play hide and seek?” Bella suggested and when everyone agreed you all headed back outside and down the driveway onto the road. 

“Oldest counts first.” Sophie said, and Violet groaned loudly before covering her eyes and beginning to count. You grabbed Owen’s hand, pulling him with you. 

“I have the perfect hiding spot.” You told him, dragging him up into your front yard and into a small space between your house and a large bushy tree that concealed the two of you perfectly. 

“You’re not scared of spiders, are you?” You questioned, and Owen’s eyes widened. 

“I’m scared of all bugs, you know this.” He exclaimed in a hushed voice. You pulled an apologetic face, before an idea popped into your head. 

“I know something that will keep your mind off it.” You said, before pulling his face down to kiss him passionately, slipping your tongue into his mouth. He groaned, pulling your body against his as he kissed you back, the two of you lost in your own little world. 

“Ew oh my god, get a room!” Violet’s voice came and you and Owen jumped apart quickly. 

“Shut up.” You replied and Violet laughed. 

“Whatever. Found you, go join the other losers in the street.” 

Midnight finally came around after hours of running around, playing Lego Rock Band on Xbox, and playing the family friendly version of Cards Against Humanity. 

Everyone regathered in the living room, watching as the timer on the tv counted down, and you all joined in noisily. 

“5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!” You all cheered, and you grinned as Owen pulled you in to a soft kiss. 

“Happy New Year O.” You mumbled against his lips. He smiled as he pulled away. 

“Happy New Year.” He replied. 

After exchanging well wishes with everyone you decided to head home, accepting your mother’s offer of staying the night in your childhood room. 

You watched as Owen pulled his clothes off, leaving him in just his boxer briefs. 

“Happy new year indeed.” You joked, your eyes raking his body. He blushed, stepping closer to you. 

“Your turn.” He whispered, pulling on your dress and helping you take it off, leaving the two of you stood in just your underwear. 

“Does your door lock?” Owen questioned softly, reaching out to run a hand down your side. You swallowed as you shook your head. He made a sound in disappointment. 

“Guess we’ll just have to be careful then.” He said, closing the gap between you and lifting you up to kiss you. Your legs wrapped around his waist as he spun around, placing you down onto your bed and climbing on top of you, reconnecting your lips. 

You ran your hands through his long hair, scratching slightly on his scalp, causing him to moan into your mouth. He grinded his hips down into yours, causing you both to gasp at the contact, your kiss getting steamier by the second.

Owen broke the kiss, panting slightly. 

“We don’t have a condom.”  He muttered.

“That’s okay.” You kissed him softly. “We can improvise.”

He raised an eyebrow.

“Oh yeah?” He questioned. You nodded, pushing him off you and forcing him to lay back on your bed. You palmed his dick through his underwear and he groaned.

“Fuck Y/N.” He muttered. You shushed him.

“Don’t want to be caught, do we?” You said, before pulling at his underwear, letting his dick spring free.

Owen moaned as you lent down, licking a single line up his dick, swirling your tongue around the tip.

“Make sure you’re quiet for me baby.” You instructed, before taking his dick in your mouth, putting as much in as you could without choking and wrapping your hand around the remaining part. Owen’s hands tangled in your hair as you bobbed your head, licking and sucking on his dick and occasionally scraping your teeth gently along it to hear his shaky gasp.

“I’m close baby.” Owen warned eventually and you tapped on his thigh to let him know it was okay for him to cum, a signal you had been using since the first time you messed around with each other. You continued to bob your head, humming against his dick which was all he needed to tumble over the edge, his hot cum filling your mouth as he moaned into your pillow to stay quiet. After working him through his orgasm you pulled off his dick with a satisfying pop, before swallowing his cum and leaning down to kiss him.

“Your turn.” He instructed once you broke apart from the kiss, flipping you over so that you were laying on the bed. He quickly undid your bra, throwing it to the floor before kissing his way down your chest, pulling one of your nipples into his mouth. You bit your lip to hold back a moan as his tongue flicked at your sensitive nipple. He pulled away, before repeating the same actions with your other nipple, and once he was satisfied he began kissing his way down your abdomen, stopping only to pull your panties off.

He spread your legs before making himself comfortable between them. He lent down, sucking a hickie into both of your inner thighs.

“Owen.” You moaned quietly and he grinned up at you.

“That’s it baby, you ready?” He asked and you nodded.

“Please.” You said, your tone verging on begging.

He grinned again, before burying his face in your pussy, his tongue flicking at your clit as you bit into your pillow to stay quiet.

“Delicious.” He commented cheekily, before slipping his tongue inside you, his hand coming up to massage your clit as he tongue fucked you.

“If you keep doing that I won’t last.” You warned and he ignored you, his tongue flicking faster.

“Owen.” You groaned, as he moved his mouth back to your clit, sucking it into his mouth. “I’m gonna...”

You were cut off by your orgasm shaking your body, moaning quietly into the pillow.

Owen looked up at you, giving you a cheeky look before continuing his assault on your now extremely sensitive clit.

“Owen what are you doing?” You questioned shakily. He laughed, the vibrations sending shockwaves through your body.

“Helping you start the new year right.” He explained before returning his attention to your pussy, his tongue flicking at your clit once more.

It didn’t take long for the familiar feeling of your orgasm to reappear, and you warned Owen quickly, gasping when he sucked your clit back into his mouth as a response.

Your orgasm hit quickly, and to both of your shock you squirted all over Owen’s face. He pulled away, staring at you in shock.

“Holy fuck.” He said after a moment. Too exhausted to reply you just nodded.

“Fuck.” Was all you could get out. Owen grinned.

“I didn’t know I could make her squirt.” He muttered, mostly to himself, as he grabbed one of the towels your mother had left out for the two of you to use in the morning, wiping his face and chest with it, before heading back to you.

“You okay baby?” He questioned, wiping your thighs that were covered in liquid from when you squirted.

“Yeah just exhausted.” You said, letting Owen clean you up.

Once he was done he grabbed your underwear from the floor and helped you pull it back on before offering you his shirt he had been wearing, which you accepted sleepily. He pulled his boxer briefs on before pulling back the covers of your bed and helping you in, climbing in next to you.

You yawned, snuggling into his chest as he wrapped his arms around you.

“Happy new year O, I love you.” You whispered.

“Happy new year, I love you too.” He replied, placing a soft kiss on your lips.

You snuggled closer and not long after that you found yourself falling asleep, ready for another new year with your amazing boyfriend.

[albonium]

I was tagged by Em @schwarzevulkan and Celine @querencva, thank you !

Ask game under there ↓

1. Why did you choose your URL?

I like Toto (even if i feel like he may end up on the naughty list by Christmas ?) and I love dogs : tadaaaa

2. Any side blogs?

I was going to say no because I'm not used to it but ... I have one : @hornyhorner 😭. It started as a joke but I really want to do more. I don't have any ideas at the moment (and when I do I give up pretty quickly or it ends up being really bad and I don't post it), if anyone has an idea or a request I'm all ear (no s, I only have one functioning ear).

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

I just checked on my old blog and I've been here since July 29th 2012 and apparently my first post was about Depeche Mode. I've been looking at the f1blr side of things since Spa last year and started posting after Abu Dhabi (not logical to start when the season ends I know)

4. Do you have a queue tag?

Nope

5. Why did you start your blog on the first place?

I kept rambling about F1 to my friends, they love me (or at least I hope so) but there's only so much they can take. I first went on reddit but .... reddit is reddit and even if I like some aspects of it it's not the same as here. (I'm still out there btw, I'm enjoying the best of both)

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

I have a dog pun as my url, I wanted to keep it related to dogs and F1

7. Why did you choose your header ?

I like McLaren and it was a pretty picture that went well with my winter related theme on desktop... It'll soon be summer in the northern hemisphere and snowy McLaren sign is still here, oops.

8. What’s your post with the most notes ?

I don't care about notes but :

this one about a formulino press conference but it really took off thanks to the amazing fanart that was added

I have a post on my old blog that has a little over 1k and it's something really dumb (basically it's a I'm sad post and people were like bitch me too!!!! low effort but apparently very relatable)

9. How many mutuals do you have ?

I have no idea, I don't really keep track of this (or care lol)

10. How many followers do you have ?

195 (same thing, I don't care)

11. How many people do you follow ?

136

12. Have you ever made a shit post?

Never heard of it (all of my posts are shit posts)

13. How often do you use tumblr a day?

It depends, I don't really know. Tbh I've been home because of COVID for over a year now so A Lot. I try to limit my screen time (if I'm succeeding or not is another problem) and I still have a lot of things to do (I take care of my grandparents)

14. Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog ?

I've only said something under a post once. I see a lot of things that make me angry but I contain myself. I'm here to have fun, so I unfollow and block people and that's it.

15. How do you feel about the “you need to reblog” posts ?

It depends what kind of posts we're talking about but the short answer is I don't do it. I do whatever I want with my blog.

I'm not superstitious so I won't share posts that are like "rb this or you'll fail all your exams. Regarding the more serious side of things, I've said it before but when I'm here it's to unplug my brain and think about anything else than real day to day life and its Big Sad Problems.

16. Do you like tag games ?

Yes but I'm always writing too much or being a bit awkward and I never know who to tag because I'm shy.

17. Do you like ask games ?

See above 😭. Also I'm not really a big fan of the "put a star in your mutual's ask box" etc things. It's just not something I like doing and find a bit weird.

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is mutual famous?

Who cares about being famous we're on Tumblr in 2021

19. Do you have a mutual crush?

I don't know any of you IRL so no

As I said like 7 lines ago, I never know who to tag and I've seen that a lot of people have already done this.

I'll ask @formulol and @slaveofimagination and not step out of my comfort zone sorry sorry, you're my go to "victims".

[zentloper-xmas]

Merry Christmas, all!

It’s time for another year’s wrap-up. Already? Already! Let’s start with old news and work forward. Technically, I proposed to Neil November of last year in 2017, but we were on a camping trip in the woods (Pinnacles National Park) all alone in the wilderness, so word has gotten out more or less gradually. Folks keep asking us “When’s the wedding?”; I’ll let you know when we know, haha. Our finances are pretty tied up in future plans, and the wedding is one of them.

To that end, the two of us were quite agreeable to temporarily moving into Neil’s folks’ place in Santa Clara in early May of this year. They recently acquired their new retirement home up in Rohnert Park in anticipation of eventual retirement, and thus have been staying partially there and partially here, and while they’re away we take care of the place. We both really appreciate the lower cost of living and the room to spread out a little. (Julie jokes I own more stuff than they do... and maybe she’s right; I’ve always been a pack rat. Thanks, Dad.)

David and Julie also recently celebrated their 30th wedding anniversary in September with a delightful frolic (they’re big into the Contra dance scene in the Bay), which also gave us the chance to visit with his sister and brother-in-law, Martha and Chase, who came for the occasion. Matt and Val (Neil’s uncle and aunt) visited us for a Thanksgiving banquet with his grandmother Jane, and Ruth (Neil’s other aunt) shortly thereafter for Hanukkah. We also had a nostalgic trip to Wente Scout Reservation with my parents over Labor Day Weekend, enjoying kayaking, sailing, and even stand-up paddle boarding on the lake. So it’s been a good year for seeing family, which is always nice. Another memorable event that allowed us all to gather was my brother’s wedding to his fiancée Shawna in June, at a gorgeous garden venue in San Andreas. Since then they’ve moved up north to Washington state, where some of the rest of my extended family resides. The distance makes me miss them, but technology (texts, apps, and social media) at least keeps us “close.” =)

Speaking of, I convinced Neil to finally get a iPhone. His old one wasn’t cutting it on the job; since he assumed “Acting Manager” at his Schwan’s depot, he’s been handling a lot more calls and general communications among staff. It’s a lot to handle, but I know he’s doing a stellar job and I’m super proud of him. With any luck they’ll give him the promotion he deserves! Meanwhile my ex, Mike, managed to score himself a gig at none other than the mighty Facebook! Wow! He and I like to keep in touch and hang out from time to time, including attending D&D games with our pals. I recently changed jobs myself, I’m now a Student Assistant at the Global Leadership Advancement Center at SJSU. Just part-time administrative/clerical work for while I’m still in grad school. We’re in the midst of finals right now (and I can’t wait to put Finance behind me, lemme tell you!), but then I’ll officially be halfway through the program. I’m set to graduate May 2020.

I’ve also still been indulging my creative side. In April I took a weekend-long pinstriping course— you know, those nifty multi- colored intertwining lines you see on classic cars and hot rods? I bought a lot of brushes and paint to continue practicing at home (you should see the old family van), and I even attended a convention where I got to sell some knick-knacks I’d “striped.” And in November I took a class on Mosaics. If you want to check out some of my work, you can visit this URL: https:// bayareapinstriper.tumblr.com

Sorry, not sorry, for the shameless plug. LOL. Hope everyone is well this holiday season!

-Rick and Neil

[astralgloss]

im a curious meanie so 1-134 muhahaha you get to relive the hell i just went through

etab i haTE U

1: Name

my name is marit lol but please just keep it mar

2: Age

i am 17 but i’ll b 18 in 2 months!!!!

3: 3 Fears

the dark, complete and utter loneliness, and clowns

4: 3 things I love

books, forest fruit tea, the sound of rain

5: 4 turns on

a nice smile that reaches the eyes, a nice smell, having a dog ngl, a soft touch

6: 4 turns off

extreme arrogance, insisting to pay for my meal if i want to pay bc its “what a man should do”, forcing lifestyles on me, not caring about my interests

7: My best friend

she does have tumblr but idk it but hey demi if u ever see this ur the bomb.com

8: Sexual orientation

im bi fam

9: My best first date

my bf and i went to amsterdam to go shopping and he followed me everywhere (even the bookshop even though he hates books) and idk i just love him it was a nice day

10: How tall am I

im 1,65m or 5′4″ but i can and will kick ur ass

11: What do I miss

nothing really??

12: What time was I born

ok so i asked my mom and she said i was born on a tuesday at exactly 12pm but i bet she’s lying

13: Favorite color

yellow!! im basic!!

14: Do I have a crush

well i sure hope so @ boyfriend

15: Favorite quote

to the stars who listen, and the dreams that are answered

16: Favorite place

my bf’s house tbh, specifically his bed

17: Favorite food

pizza, specifically the hot chicken one from ny pizza

18: Do I use sarcasm

nah fam (ofc i do im a little shit)

19: What am I listening to right now

god is a woman by ariana grande

20: First thing I notice in new person

how they look at other people when those people don’t notice it

21: Shoe size

38/39 idk the other size lol sorry 

22: Eye color

its blue but it changes with my mood (oh my god im so sorry im kidding please don’t hate me)

23: Hair color

im a blondie

24: Favorite style of clothing

sth casual but also a bit towards the punkish style, but i also rlly love looking tiny and soft and cute lol

25: Ever done a prank call?

ok so there’s this hotline for kids who have troubles with their parents and families but it was a shit hotline tbh so once i called it up with my friends pretending i was crying and the man on the phone asked me what was wrong so i told him that all my friends had fire type pokemon and i only had grass type pokemon and they kept beating me and i didnt know what to do and then man was so confused it was funny af

27: Meaning behind my URL

idk man i wanted a name that could b easy to remember and i was inspired by ridgeport tbh

28: Favorite movie

the perks of being a wallflower

29: Favorite song

Fav song atm is anything from p!atd's newest album and my fav song of all time is probably train of consequences by megadeth

30: Favorite band

megadeth lol

31: How I feel right now

pretty good but also annoyed bc i have to go to work in half an hour :(

32: Someone I love

my bf

33: My current relationship status

if u guys havent noticed by now im taken

34: My relationship with my parents

p ok

35: Favorite holiday

halloween/christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

I have my ears pierced and thats it lol

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

i rlly want a few bookish related tattoos, like a tiny raven, a little lightning bolt, and the city of velaris and then i also rlly want a sleeve tbh but imma be a teacher and idk if i can :/ about piercings: i rlly want a helix or tragus and maybe get second holes in my hearlobes

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

ok so ive been on tumblr for about 5 years and initially it was bc i was Depressed™ and then about a year ago i found out about simblr and i was hooked

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

tbh i dont even talk to him anymore i dont rlly care about him in any way

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

yes bih

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

hes my bf so yea lol

42: When did I last hold hands?

wednesday

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

about 45 minutes bc im lazy and i keep getting distracted

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

nope

45: Where am I right now?

in bed lol

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

either my bf or my best friend

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

depends on where i am

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

mom

49: Am I excited for anything?

tbh moving out but thats gonna take a few more years

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

*insert bf here*

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

every time im at work lol

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

wednesday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

lol bye

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

nope

55: What is something I disliked about today?

the fact that i have to work a day shift instead of an evening shift

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

my internet friends tbh it’d be cool to meet all the people from my bookish discord or from @booptherat​‘s discord

57: What do I think about most?

what book i should read next

58: What’s my strangest talent?

i can finish a book in about 4 hours

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

not rlly? i hate the whole asmr thing tho ew

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind lol

61: What was the last lie I told?

i dont remember tbh

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

neither lol

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

look im not saying that believing that we’re the only living species in the entire universe is narcissistic, but it is. also dont fuck with ghosts

64: Do I believe in magic?

hell yes

65: Do I believe in luck?

hell yes

66: What’s the weather like right now?

idk probably cloudy and windy

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

fahrenheit 451 by ray bradbury 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

nah not rlly

69: Do I have any nicknames?

i guess mar?

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

when i was 2 i fell from sth and slammed the corner of my eye onto the corner of a table and i couldve been blind but thank god im not

71: Do I spend money or save it?

both 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

yup

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

post it notes

74: Favorite animal?

doggg

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

reading lol

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

idk man

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas lol

78: How can you win my heart?

give me a samoyed and a 1000 books

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

“a boss ass bitch”

80: What is my favorite word?

fuck?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

@cubersims​ @imvikai​ @ridgeport​ @cowplant-pizza​ @bloomlet​ @tiptoptab​

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

spend fiddies, pet kitties, hold tiddies

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

not that i know of lol

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

the power to choose whatever power i want at any moment

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

“do you like working here?”

86: What is my current desktop picture?

its an august background from @emmastudies​

87: Had sex?

yes

88: Bought condoms?

no

89: Gotten pregnant?

no

90: Failed a class?

yes

91: Kissed a boy?

yup, i’ve been kissing my bf for about 2,5 years now lol

92: Kissed a girl?

yup, i’m living the bisexual dream lol

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

yes

94: Had job?

yes, im working at a movie theater right now!!

95: Left the house without my wallet?

tbh all the time now that i can pay with my phone

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

yea i used to but that was when i was 12 and i’d like to say that i’ve grown a lot in the past 5 years

97: Had sex in public?

nope

98: Played on a sports team?

yes

99: Smoked weed?

nope, even though i live like 20 minutes away from amsterdam lol

100: Did drugs?

nope

101: Smoked cigarettes?

nope

102: Drank alcohol?

yupppp, i love me some raspberry cider

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

nope

104: Been overweight?

nope

105: Been underweight?

nope

106: Been to a wedding?

yup

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

lol all the time tbh

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

yup

109: Been outside my home country?

yup, however never outside of europe tho

110: Gotten my heart broken?

a few times

111: Been to a professional sports game?

yess, i saw the dutch female volleyball team once!

112: Broken a bone?

nope

113: Cut myself?

yes

114: Been to prom?

we dont do prom in the netherlands lol

115: Been in airplane?

yes

116: Fly by helicopter?

nope

117: What concerts have I been to?

k3 (only dutchies and belgians remember this), one direction, megadeth, and ed sheeran

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

yupp

119: Learned another language?

i mean im from the netherlands and im fluent in english thanks to myself

120: Wore make up?

yuppp

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

yes

122: Had oral sex?

lol yes

123: Dyed my hair?

nope

124: Voted in a presidential election?

not old enough to vote :(

125: Rode in an ambulance?

nope

126: Had a surgery?

nope

127: Met someone famous?

nope

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

nope

129: Peed outside?

a few times lol

130: Been fishing?

nope

131: Helped with charity?

yep

132: Been rejected by a crush?

a few times

133: Broken a mirror?

lol yes

134: What do I want for birthday?

some books, money, cake, more books, makeup

[lovelytiefling]

okayy i was tagged by @inspireigen but my phone wouldnt let me copy paste the questions all at once onlyone at a time and i was too lazy to do that so took a screenshot lol

1. Okay so my url before this one was sapphicsunflower (or it mightve been a variation on that like svnflower? cuz i think someone else had the regular word ANYWAYS) but before that i had the url queen-quasar, and i wanted to go back to that one. only to find that it was taken…. but like, me and outerspace man we go hand in hand, so i decided to keep quasar in the name and keep the alliteration by making it quasi-quasar. its also kinda a joke cuz quasi- means like “somewhat” or “kind of/almost [something]” so like my url isnt totally what it was before bUT it kIND OF is

2. oof. OOF. im bad at like picking stuff, like im super indecisive. theres just a lot of good songs out there man. hmm ill just say the first that comes to mind is “This Life is Mine” from the RWBY soundtrack. ive always rly enjoyed the rwby music, “Home” from rwby is also a song that brings tears to my eyes haha

but for something a little different, theres a song that i performed in choir senior year that pulls at my heartstrings. its called “Homeward Bound” and im not one to like toot my own horn lmao im not a great singer on my own but as a choir i think we did an amazing job, my teacher said it was an audience favorite that night. and i mean you can look it up and listen to it, but like it wont be the same as the way i got to hear it man (not just cuz we had it arranged a little different) we just… we did a good job and the song evoked emotion from a lot of us. its a song about leaving to go on a journey but promising to come back to your loved ones. granted it talks about like not wanting to be stuck on a farm, but like the overall theme a lot of us could relate to. and we even had a class discussion about different meanings and interpretations for it and ngl some folks cried. so uh yeah haha its not exactly somethin im jamming out to all the time but i just thought it was worth mentioning

3. Controversial? Apple pie sucks ass. Every person whomst the fuck ive ever mentioned hating apple pie to looked at me in dISGUST

4. i cant remember hmm… its not that i dont see people doing nice things, its just almost 3am so my brains all stupid and also i just cant remember exactly having that thought recently uhh. yknow, that post about the person who played runescape and the higher level player that casually gave them some rly good stuff without anything to gain has been circulating again recently. i think that. sure its just a game, but it had a positive impact on a kid yknow? also, thats something thatd just make someones day, even as an adult.

5. UHHHHHHHHH UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH i can draw better than a stick figure no but yeah…. i think drawing is my rly only like good skill… im glad im decent at it

6. oh gooood. okay. so me and my parents were gonna go see thor: ragnarok like months ago right. but the theater was full so we decided to see another movie. they picked. like. bad moms: christmas?? i think it was called that?? and uh IT WASNT GREAT LOL. NOT WORTH IT

7. Fullmetal Alchemist. FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST. FUUULLMETAL ALCHEMIIIIST. Like ive watched the first fma once and fma brotherhood 3 times. like. i lOVE it. in fact i want a tattoo from it (human transmutation circle).

other notable mentions would be like zelda, atla/lok, and zero escape. oh but maybe as far as like movies, mad max:fury road, pacific rim, uhhh bands. panic! at the disco, (it didnt say singers bUT) florence + the machine. also. just gonna throw in the adventure zone.

i like a lot of things lmao

8. first fandom. hmm. im having trouble with this question cuz its like, what counts as fandom. like ive been a big fan of things but only talked about them among friends. ive just reblogged stuff without making art/posts about it myself. like rn im thinking back to when i had deviantart in like middle school. man idk. thats hard to say. im gonna have to pass on giving a direct answer on that one sorry!!

9. working (ever… so… slowly) on a webcomic. still planning stuff out for it. ive got a long way to go. ive also got just regular ol drawing ideas that id like to do real soon

10. Some type of magic user for sure!! Like a mage/witch/sorcerer or anything. I mean if were talking like dnd, i havent played it but i already know i wanna try out bard, warlock, and wizard if i get the chance to, all of which involve some kind of magic. and in video games if i get to pick a class then yeah lol i 99% of the tome choose some kind of mage

im supposed to tag people but im lazy and just gonna tag @fulmentus

and uhh, its 3am now i dont feel like coming up with new questions, kas if you do this game just use the ones i did lol

[sweetlittledrama]

TAG

I was tagged by the lovely @elanev91​ who loves these shit and SO DO I!

Birthday: 22 June

Gender: Female

Relationship Status: Shit get real when I say i’ll be divorced in the near future, so i’ll just settle for getting single and ready to mingle

Favorite Color(s):  Green and purple

Wake Up Time:  5 to 8 hours after I fall asleep usually, the trick is just to aCTUALLY FALL ASLEEP

Love or Lust:  Lust. No, love. No, lust! Ugh! Lust on love, there! (channeling my inner Joey Tribbiani)

Favorite Food:  SHRIIIIIMP! But also copious amounts of chocolate, because why be healthy right

Met A Celebrity: None that I was a fan of :(

Last Song I Listened To: Twist and Shout - The Beatles because sometimes I’m fancy af \o/

First Kiss: I was 12 and the kid was so ugly what was I thinking and it was during the science fair at the school (in my brother’s booth while they were out, no less) and everyone ended up seeing it...again WHAT WAS I THINKING oh god my friends mock about that until tODAY IT WAS OVER A DECADE AGO PEOPLE LEAVE MY EMBARRASSING PAST IN. THE. PAST.

Tall or Short:  162cm which was always ok until I get to Norway where EVERYONE IS A FUCKING GIANT

Nickname:  Lana, llama or drama llama (family joke ok) and some other childhood nicknames that a few cousins still use but it’s cute and precious ok

Zodiac sign: Cancer so I flip over every romantic little thing, and also tear up a lot. A LOT.

Last thing you googled: ‘Why did White Collar end?’ BECAUSE IT SHOULDN’T HAVE!

Favorite music artist:  My teenage self would say McFLY and start belting the lyrics to every single song of theirs (I still remember them all but that’s just minor details) but I think right now it’s Maria Mena because she’s fucking awesome and her latest album is RAW AND AMAZING and about the breakup with her husband WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT WHAT I COINCIDENCE THAT I LISTEN TO IT NONSTOP

Song stuck in head: Any from Maria Mena’s Growing Pains album

Last movie I saw: Probably Hidden Figures on the plane from Brazil and it was so fucking good and that cast THAT CAST and that scene about the bathroom WHAT WAS THAT THAT WOMAN IS AMAZING I have all the feels for that movie and quite some tears dedicated to it too

What are you wearing right now? Colored and handmade wool socks (yes WOOL BECAUSE NORWAY DOESN’T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF SPRING) long sleeved striped shirt...and...Christmas sweatpants IT WAS THE CLOSEST OK I DON’T CARE WHAT MONTH IT IS but also I’m cold so you can add a fluffy blanket to the list 

Why did you chose your url? I have no creativity whatsoever and this was the best I could come up with but I can’t stand it anymore so I keep trying to come up with something better BUT I CAN’T

Do you have any other blogs? I can barely handle this, why would I have another one?!

What did your last relationship teach you? “MINE TAUGHT ME that just because someone tells you they love you doesn’t mean they get to treat you like shit and that you should, immediately, tell them to fuck off” - omg @elanev91 SPOT ON!!!! So Imma leave this here because it really relates to my relationship as well, and add that one of the many things I learned (after 6 years together I damn well learned a lot) is to not accept hypocrisy because no one’s better than you just like you’re not better than anyone, and also ROMANCE FUCKING MATTER! But most of all I learned that I can’t let my relationship take over my whole life and that I need to to put myself first sometimes. Well I guess that was more than one thing I added, but it was SIX FUCKING YEARS I LEARNED A LOT OK

Religious or spiritual: I believe in A god but I also believe in spirits, so...?

Average hours of sleep? I try for 8 BUT LOL

Lucky number? I always used 2 because my birthday is two 2s so sEE NO CREATIVITY HERE

Favorite characters? Marauders, Draco, book!Ginny, LIESEL AND RUDY, Finnick etc

How many blankets do you sleep in? A thick one in Norway that I share with the husband and the cat, two thin ones in Brazil because reasons.

Ok I’M SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY IN HERE!! Also sorry not sorry for the caps lock, that’s me so just deal with it.

I can’t think of anyone to tag so FEEL FREE PEOPLE!

[ethereal-smoke]

1-155? Sorry I'm nosy. You don't have to if you don't want. Whatever you wish to answer is fine by me.

hahaha i’ll do it. i’ll just omit ones i don’t want to answer, if there are any.

1: Name: bridgette2: Age: 183: 3 Fears: vomit, falling, needles4: 3 things I love: tattoos, matt, art5: 4 turns on: biting, choking, grinding, touching my neck6: 4 turns off: being gross, touching my neck in a bad way, not being confident in what you’re doing, too aggressive7: My best friend: shannyn 8: Sexual orientation: bisexual9: My best first date: going to deadpool, then going to see captain america right afterward10: How tall am I: 5′5″11: What do I miss: having a lot of close friends12: What time were I born: 3:21 pm13: Favourite color: black14: Do I have a crush: my boyfriend15: Favourite quote: nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die, now come watch tv.16: Favourite place: colorado17: Favourite food: orange chicken? cheeseburgers?18: Do I use sarcasm: yes19: What am I listening to right now: the gentle hum of my laptop20: First thing I notice in new person: their attitude21: Shoe size: 8.522: Eye color: green23: Hair color: currently? red24: Favourite style of clothing: black hahaha25: Ever done a prank call?: yes27: Meaning behind my URL: i just wanted to sound cool28: Favourite movie: donnie darko or watchmen29: Favourite song: millstone, nightmare, idk30: Favourite band: i don’t really have one anymore i listen to a lot of things31: How I feel right now: tired32: Someone I love: matt33: My current relationship status: taken34: My relationship with my parents: interesting but better than it used to be35: Favourite holiday: halloween36: Tattoos and piercing i have: one piercing, three tattoos37: Tattoos and piercing i want: a million tattoos, one more piercing38: The reason I joined Tumblr: i was really into fandoms at the time39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: no but we also don’t ever talk40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: YES i love them41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: yes :042: When did I last hold hands?: yesterday43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: like an hour44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: no shhhh45: Where am I right now?: my bed46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: shannyn47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: loud lol48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: yup49: Am I excited for anything?: the future50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: i do now51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: too frequently52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: today53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: it better be for a damn good reason or someone is getting punched54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: not anymore you fucking snake lol55: What is something I disliked about today?: missed opportunities56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: idkkkkk something dumb like lana del rey57: What do I think about most? the past58: What’s my strangest talent?: i can fold my tongue into thirds59: Do I have any strange phobias? i fucking hate escalators omg60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: behind61: What was the last lie I told? that it was no big deal62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: phone63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: both64: Do I believe in magic?: yeeeeeee65: Do I believe in luck?: of course66: What’s the weather like right now?: cloudy, cold67: What was the last book I’ve read?: fight club68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: lol yes69: Do I have any nicknames?: bridge, babe70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? i bent my wrist all the way back once, fucked it up pretty good71: Do I spend money or save it? a good balance of both72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? nope73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? no fuck that74: Favourite animal? ilove snakes tbh75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? sleeping lol76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? satantino77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: anything by cage the elephant or glass animals78: How can you win my heart?: with puppies79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: suck my fuck80: What is my favorite word? sonder81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: lol no82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? my fav quote probably83: Do I have any relatives in jail? hahaha not to my knowledge84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? ability to change the past85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? who i hate the most86: What is my current desktop picture? idk some default one i’m laazy87: Had sex? yup88: Bought condoms? nope89: Gotten pregnant? nope90: Failed a class? nope91: Kissed a boy? yee92: Kissed a girl? yup93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yes94: Had job? of course95: Left the house without my wallet? unfortunately96: Bullied someone on the internet? no97: Had sex in public? define public98: Played on a sports team? hahaha does marching band count99: Smoked weed? lol yeah100: Did drugs? yup101: Smoked cigarettes? nah fuck that102: Drank alcohol? yes103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? nope i love burgers104: Been overweight? nope105: Been underweight? kinda106: Been to a wedding? yup107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? longer than that108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? lol what a joke109: Been outside my home country? no :?110: Gotten my heart broken? oh yeah111: Been to a professional sports game? nah112: Broken a bone? nope113: Cut myself? yes114: Been to prom? yup115: Been in airplane? no116: Fly by helicopter? nooooo117: What concerts have I been to? omg like 53  i’m not gonna list them all118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? yeah haha that worked out119: Learned another language? sortof120: Wore make up? yes121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? nah i was 18122: Had oral sex? indeed123: Dyed my hair? yes124: Voted in a presidential election? yup!125: Rode in an ambulance? noooooo126: Had a surgery? oral surgery127: Met someone famous? yes128: Stalked someone on a social network? lol hahaha 129: Peed outside? no haha130: Been fishing? nope131: Helped with charity? mhmmm132: Been rejected by a crush? yeahhhh133: Broken a mirror? probably134: What do I want for birthday? that d135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? none i hate kids136: Was I named after anyone? the saint probably137: Do I like my handwriting? no lol138: What was my favourite toy as a child? a stuffed bunny named...bunny139: Favourite Tv Show? always sunny in philly140: Where do I want to live when older? colorado141: Play any musical instrument? clarinet142: One of my scars, how did I get it? box cutting incident143: Favourite pizza topping? cheese i hate shit on my pizza144: Am I afraid of the dark? not so much145: Am I afraid of heights? no but the sensation of falling is the worst146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? nope147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? my life hahaha i’m joking... lol148: What I’m really bad at. being good at keeping relationships149: What my greatest achievments are: getting straight a’s my first semester of college, getting into art shows, that sort of thing150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: idkkkk151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: cry a lot because the biggest source of my anxiety is money :////152: What do I like about myself? my eyes tbh153: My closest Tumblr friend: idkkk154: Something I fantasise about: making out with christmas from the bond movies omg what a lady