#also sorry that the last pose looks so janked

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Do you think that Op and Ratchet would indulge in a little bit of pet play? You can't tell me that Optimus doesn't love to be told what to do for a little bit while Ratchet holds his leash and praises him for being such a good bot <3

one of the only times oppy gets to just turn his brain off... but sometimes his brattiness slips thru lol

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I want to show you guys a few hilarious

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examples of just how the fake news media

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has a reckless disregard for the facts

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and perfect checking they are so

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reckless that this one man captain

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Jake’s a 50-year old truck driver from

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Philadelphia has been able to get live

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on the air on most major media outlets

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countless times for the last 25 years

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posing as different people from mayors

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of different cities to eyewitnesses at

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supposed live breaking events to even

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celebrity spokespeople he’s been doing

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this not just for fun but to also

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demonstrate that most major mainstream

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news networks in this country aren’t

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news they are in fact just simply

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entertainment and wouldn’t even know a

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fact if it stood two feet from their

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face just a heads up there’s going to be

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some foul language in this video because

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captain Janks is a big fan of the Howard

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Stern Show and has been featured on the

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show many times for these calls please

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tell us what what you saw there on the

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ground in Ukraine well I was looking out

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the window and I saw projectile flying

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through the sky and it would appear that

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the plane was shot down by blasto in

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from howard stern’s ass so it would

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appear that the plane was shot down can

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you tell us anything more from American

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areas training uh what sort of missile

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system that may have been coming from

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well your dumb ass aren’t you I’m sorry

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sir all right we’re going to take a

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quick break and we’ll be back with all

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the latest next the producer cut off the

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phone right now we’re on the phone with

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the mayor of San Diego Dick Murphy mr.

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mayor thanks for coming back with us get

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a little bit of trouble with your line

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but we’re able to listen to your news

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conference and now I understand you’re

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having more news to tell us about the

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development in San Diego yes we have

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three people in custody right now in

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connection with the fire we don’t know

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for sure we don’t want to give their

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names out or anything like that what’s

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up the fires were started by glass to

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win from howard stern’s asshole

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alright well you know that’s the second

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kind of that fashion scene you’re on the

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air just always amazes me that during

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this time and people are fighting for

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their homes and fighting for their lives

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that somebody associated Howard Stern

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cheeses to try to to get out of the air

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and no it’s actually pathetic to see

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that your network put somebody on the

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air when they were claiming to be the

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mayor of a major city and you didn’t

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even bother to double check Joe Penna

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damn good news for us out of New York

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City if they’re saying that uh slowly

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but surely all the power should be

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coming back on very very soon yeah at a

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time link within the next 2-3 hours on

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everything she’d be back on in New York

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City and it’ll take a little bit longer

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for a little for further north there but

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within the next two or three hours well

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I don’t mean to doubt you but yesterday

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we’ve heard all of the power will be

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restored by 1 a.m. eastern time it

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wasn’t so how sure are you that the

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power will be back on in a couple hours

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what you find is Howard Stern pardon

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would you sign Howard Stark oh my

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goodness you know that’s not even funny

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it’s disgusting and I don’t know why

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people call television stations like

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that because it just makes you sound

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stupid no one actually makes your

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network sound stupid because you’re

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putting people live on the air when you

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haven’t even taken ten seconds to verify

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their identity can you tell me what it

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is that you have learned now yes we have

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taken into custody 57 year old Jeffery

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Humphrey as to what involvement he has

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in this book we don’t want to release

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that yes but he isn’t in question by

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fresno police can you tell us why you

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took him into custody were there some

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information that led you to believe

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there was obviously more than one person

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involved because you already have Marcus

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Weston in custody as well that’s correct

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well we saw mr. Humphrey screaming fuck

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the FCC okay well certainly didn’t

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expect that of course any indication

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whatsoever as to as to what that would

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have had to do with it how it started

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our first a minute it’s a critical all

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right oh you finally figured out you

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finally got it it’s the prank calls no

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kidding just a word of caution if you’re

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going to attempt to do this he very well

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may have committed a felony there by

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impersonating a police chief so if

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you’re going to try something like this

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don’t impersonate a police officer or

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any government official or you could

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very well end up get

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arrested detailing his alleged

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connections to the Ramseys family Wendy

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Hudson’s joining us on the phone right

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now Wendy thanks very much for doing

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this tell our viewers how you got

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involved with John Mark Karr well he was

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a relative of mine stranded I saw him at

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a few functions family functions and we

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started speaking after that and I want

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his confidence and it became good

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friends after that all right so then

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what happened after that when did the

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email when did the talk of jonbenet

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ramsey diga it started in around

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September of 2001 when he told me that

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uh that that he knew more about the

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JonBenet Ramsey case than what everybody

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else had known and that he was

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instructed it killed jonbenet by Howard

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Stern I will that sounds like we’ve just

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been Howard Stern as they say so we’ll

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have to leave that alone Wendy not Wendy

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Hutchings but I clearly a cracked phone

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calls like a crank phone call to a crank

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news network oh that’s a new day we

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should call them he attended Creek

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there’s network thank you for that idea

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wolf you just gave us the new name we’re

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gonna call your network well I’m sure

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you get the point by now these people

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are an absolute joke and thank you for

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demonstrating that captain janks there

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is a link in the description below to

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his YouTube channel where you can watch

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it dozens and dozens of his calls that

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he’s plays to most major mainstream

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media outlets over the last who knows

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how many years I’m marked I 61 bunny

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hill here for me with check back every

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day for do report and I’ll see you soon

Mark Dice laughs over CNN Crank News Network, as they get scammed over and over. This is exactly how the FAKE NEWS media operates. Mark Dice laughs over CNN Crank News Network, as they get scammed over and over. This is exactly how the FAKE NEWS media operates.