#also someone remind me to never cosplay a character with an eyepatch ever again

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

ooghghh con was fun but i am so so tired. goodnihgtnt

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hi i made @fanchlebu guess genshin impact characters (because she doesn't play the game and i'm annoying) part 1?

[juno comments in square brackets]

1. That's Venti I think

prediction: 5 star character

didn't he wear a crop top or something?

i think he's the one lots of people confused for a girl

juno doesn't have him and they're sad about it [i am :(( ]

he reminds me of mythological zephyr. air element associated? [when did i tell you about this why do u remember these details??? nerd]

he's short

2. Mr Money (Zhongli?)

prediction: 5 star character

two of my classmates said he's hot and im traumatised about it [i guess he is? im ace don't ask me if a character is hot]

he's got tumblr sexyman vibe

i think he's shipped with a lot of other tall male characters. unsurprisingly

isn't he an old god or something? and venti also is!

he's the one that has pet dragon and that dragon... forgets things or something? [you mean azhdaha?]

reminds me of veles because he's the god of contacts and wealth [everyone point and LAUGH fanchlebu is a nerd. me too]

3. Boobsword (Shogun Raider?)

prediction: 5 star character

i like the colours :)

wasn't her character quest very disappointing? [yes. yes it was. i'm still salty about it]

she's got a sister? and she's created a clone of someone? idk

also an old goddess

i think she's the good sibling and her sister is evil

4. Who is she (Blondie)

prediction: 4 star character

she reminds me of a priestess

angelic vibes... her colour palette and hair

cinnamon roll who did nothing wrong. she may be a war criminal though [close tbh?]

does she have lilies in her hair? she's innocent.

reminds me of that overwatch meme with the angel character merci? [neither of us has ever played overwatch lol]

5. Ganyu!

prediction: 5 star character

she's a unicorn [qilin, technically! but close enough for you]

did nothing wrong in her life

pure hearted pacifist and a cinnamon roll [unless you don't pay taxes]

juno's fave [yeah :) i'm a ganyu main]

shipped with that one government character? the capitalism queen [NINGGUANG??? i really don't remember telling you about that ship]

also shipped by juno with that purple haired character. ganyu has god in her heart, but that other character doesn't or something? [ganqing. you mean ganqing]

if she's a unicorn what's up with her horns. i don't understand [again, not technically a unicorn]

6. Who's that? 2: electric boogaloo (Czerwony kapturek)

prediction: 4 star character

i think she's a scientist or something because of the goggles! that one character from the movie atlantis also had goggles. and she reminds me of her

i've never watched ever after high BUT wasn't there a ship between red riding hood and bad wolf but the wolf was humanised and had furry ears and they had a daughter that was similar to this character? [i haven't seen it either ? can someone confirm]

she's got nice corset. i like it

her headband reminds me of doktor robotnik [doctor eggman] i'm not a sonic fan but i have watched all uncle mroowa's videos about sonic and i am an expert now [i'm just gonna pretend i understand what you're talking about]

DOES SHE HAVE A GUN? i hope so [man i wish she did]

7. Pirate

prediction: 5 star character

wasn't he supposed to have a tumblr sexyman title but doesn't have it because he's too mainstream [WHY DO YOU REMEMBER ONLY EXTREMELY SPECIFIC DETAILS]

he's got an eyepatch so he must be a pirate right

boob window man

he's tall

8. Batman (Diluc? I think it's Diluc)

prediction: 5 star character

he looks like a cheap cosplay of himself

if he didn't look like an idiot i'd respect him because he's basically a batman. and batman's cool [diluc slander. yeah<3]

i think he's a lot like batman. but i don't remember the details so he's probably rich and fights crime at night

i like his cloak. it's nice

9. Albedo! (The geography guy)

prediction: 5 star character

albedo is geographical term did you guys know that [okay matgeo major we know you're a nerd]

he's got evil twin and that evil twin is early failed prototype of him! that seems cliché to me. i could do better

he was supposed to kill someone but he didn't? i think

i saw memes about him that went like "trust nobody even yourself". they were funny [sorry for flooding your main page with them]

10. Goldie

prediction: 4 star character

i like her design

is she the capitalism queen? i think it's not her but it would be cool [yeah that's her! the rich lady ningguang]

i think juno told me she's a lesbian but im not sure [...maybe not canonically but in my heart? yeah]

i just think she looks neat :)