#also somehow i keep misreading demo turbo dildos as demolition turtles???

[gibbearish]

also i ran out of tags on that last post but the roommates friend thing is very funny, i went to an adam and eve the next town over and they checked my id and went "...hey wait are you CJ? (roommate)'s friend?" and im just like "Oh no recognized in the sex toy shop this is the nightmare scenario" but mostly jokingly (i was in town for the fair so was in the store w a friend mostly to laugh at the novelty stuff and get scared by the demo turbo dildos with 800 different modes) and theyre just like "haha nah youre good ive worked here for a while so i dont even process what friends buy anymore, and dont worry we havent met before and youre forgetting me or anything, (roommate)'s just described your hair to me a bunch". so im like ah cool my split dye has betrayed me. we wander off and look around then when we go to check out they pull up my rewards account that i had made like two years prior and are just like "......want me to change the name on this for you?👀" cause i never want to like draw attention to it by asking them to update it so im like you are an angel upon this earth yes please. then a couple months later i went to the adam and eve closer to my house and THEY WERE THERE AGAIN and im like gdi im bring punished and theyre like "LOL dw that ones my main store i just help out here sometimes". then finally couple months later theyd just gotten a job at the dispensary we all go to so we all went to visit and once again we get to the rewards at the end and this time i dont even think they fully asked they were just like ".......here i'll get the name on this one too"