#also shout out to how dj mothman’s name is milo

[glitterobsessive]

Horrifying paranatural theory courtesy of my sister! Cody is a werewolf and has no idea.

I’m too tired for proper sentences so take some bullet points:

-waking up after “sleepwalking out of curfew” to davy being injured is already super suspicious,,, also makes sense why davy would lie about where he got those injuries

-compare the claw marks on davy’s chest to the size of shrike’s massive woof hand

it is Way to big to have left claw marks of that spacing. like a swipe from that would easily cover the entire upper torso. meanwhile cody is a little guy.

-davy makes sure to keep cody close and locked up during full moons

-his bedroom is a high security vault for god’s sake

-seriously that “sleepwalking” thing is so suspicious oh my god

bonus notes for if this theory is correct under the cut:

-more suffering for davy!!!! yay!!!!!

-hijack breaking cody out the night before the full moon is gonna go Great isn’t it.

-shows up to mina’s house piloting cody wolf like MOM HELP

-there’s a chance the super strong werewolf shrike “can’t keep safe forever” is cody (as opposed to herself or jean) [however, given how young cody was when she left this doesn’t really make sense]

-if shrike is Also a reverse werewolf there’s a chance she has to spend her precious time as a human in her right mind fighting off her own son alongside her husband. ouch.

-that’s why cody is so good at dodgeball; he got that dawg in him

my sister is also convinced pj and cody are the same person. so uh. take all the grains of salt you want, i have a bowl by the door.

see you guys january 12th!