#also she maybe gets cheerleading legally defined as habadashery? ahahaha

[vickyvicarious]

Sophie's just trying to make a bribe but keeps getting led down the rabbit hole of "if/then" until she winds up:

getting land leased to a general in the new Persian gulf

so Massachusetts gets the contract for the new military personnel database

(likely missing some steps)

(gets an entire office full of assistants to help her)

to improve the air quality standards in Massachusetts

to get fishery concessions

to trade for logging rights

to get a redistricting deal

to get grant funding

to get solar subsidies moved from New York to Arizona

to match the corn subsidies in Ohio

to get the original guy to listen to her about the cheerleading bill