#also she looks like a little animal crossing character top right hehehe

[weevmo]

AGAIN - ppl drawing my own characters better than me haha - I made such a happy sound seeing these I hope you know

Characters belong to @weevmo.

Dahlia…you and me, girl /hj. I’m sorry, Weevmo you keep dishing out these scrumptious characters and I just gotta go a little silly, as a treat. I struggled a bit emulating her into my style but I hope she’s still recognisable.

[cyan-skulls-writing]

Arcane titty fucking please papa

sure honey, please enjoy 💙

Arcane Characters + Titty Fucking

18+ only, minors DNI

with: Viktor, Jayce, Silco, Ekko, Finn, Jinx, Vi, Sevika, Ambessa, Grayson

gender neutral, reader has tits of some persuasion

also for the purposes of these headcanons, i’ll say all of the characters have dicks with which to fuck the tits. so the ladies are all trans 💙

This isn’t Viktor’s favorite thing to do, but he does enjoy it, on occasion. He prefers to give more than take in most situations, but if he’s in the right mood, this will ruin him. You’re just so soft and warm, and you’re doing this just for him and you think he’s worth giving pleasure to with no expectation of the favor being returned… it goes to his head.

“Ah, you— you look so beautiful like this. So perfect. I’m so amazed, how lucky I am. To have someone like you to— ah! To love me, to offer me this. I love you, darling, I love you— ah, ah, please! Please, I love you, please let me cum!”

Every time you do this Jayce goes nuts. Poor boy is already half hard whenever you so much as bring it up. He is so so desperate to cum, his eyes glossed over, his dick is weeping, he’s fucking drooling, begging, gripping your chest to push your tits together tighter. He will whine and cry if you make him stop at any point. If he’s topping his teeth are gritted and he’s just thrusting so hard with no regard to your comfort (unless you safeword ofc.)

“Gods, youre so— soft— ah! You feel so good on my cock, baby, fuck! Shit, sweetheart, so good. Hah, you drive me crazy, you know that? Fuck, please, more!”

See you do this when Silco needs to destress. Yes, you could just suck him off, but wouldn’t it be more fun to wrap your tits around him? You enter his office after Sevika leaves from her daily debrief, he’s already lighting up, and you can see how drained he is— when you drop to your knees, he smiles, but when you remove your shirt, he grins.

“Hello, love. Ah, what a considerate pet— oh? I see. You want time to fuck your tits, sweet thing? Well, I won’t say no. You always know when I need you, don’t you, my pearl. Hmm, I feel better already.”

Ekko is so cocky about it when you ask him, and then when you actually get down to brass tacks he loses all his bravado and just absolutely melts. His hips are bucking, he is grunting and groaning— he gets really into it. Ekko isn’t exactly a quiet lover but for some reason this gets him really loud.

“Fuck! Oh shit, baby, just like that. Gods you’re so— fuck! Soft— ahahaha, you want me to cum? All over your pretty tits? C’mon baby, almost— ah— there!”

Finn loves doing this, he asks like every day. He likes the way you look doing it almost more than the way it feels. He gets off on the power trip, how you get him off with no promise you’ll get yours. He will be flicking that fucking lighter while you’re down there though.

“Haha, you’re such a sweet little whore for me, aren’t you, blossom? Mm, happy to get on your knees and service me whenever I want. You’re so cute.”

Jinx will do this to tease you when you’re tied up. She’ll take her own pleasure while you’re writhing under her trying to get leverage. She’s giggling and teasing you, she thinks you’re cute, trying to buck her off or trying to find friction for yourself. It’s funny to her.

“Hehehe, you look so desperate down there! Do you need me, trinket? Do you need to cum? Hmmm, I’ll think about it! In the meantime, I have a different treat for you~”

Vi will come back from a workout or a job, keyed up, sweaty and hopped up on adrenaline, and she just needs some kind of release. This particular kind had honestly never even crossed her mind, but here you are. She’s grunting and panting like a wild animal while you bounce your tits up and down her dick, her eyes glaze over, and at this point shes just mindlessly chasing her release.

“Hah—ah, hah, fuck! You’re good, you’re good, you’re being so fucking good for me— fuck! Come on, cupcake, a little more, just, hah— ah fuck, a little more…”

For Sevika this is a sort of possessive act. She views it as a testament to your loyalty, that you’re doing this for her. She also just likes seeing you on your knees before her, it gives her a power trip, and also solidifies the whole possessive thing she has going on. You’re strong and terrifying in your own right, but you kneel for her— she likes it. Also she likes marking your face with her cum.

“Ah, shit, good job sparrow. You’re doing good, I’m—hah, almost there. You love when I cum on your face, don’t you, bunny? Such a sweet obedient thing— and all mine.”

Ambessa does enjoy this particular activity very much, she likes for you to hold your tits together with her on top of you, she likes looking down at you. Also her cum splatters across more of your face— which is something she enjoys. Also she uses so much lube, like maybe too much lube? It is slick in there, and it’s quite loud as well. That’s how she likes it, honestly.

“Mmmm, you’re so cute, you know that? Aw, that’s alright sweetie, you’ll get yours later. For now, though, beg some more for me, hm? I do adore the sound~”

You have to offer this to Grayson, she doesn’t want to take those sorts of liberties with you unless you ask— but shes been thinking about it for a while. She loves your breasts and thinks they’re so cute, why would she not want to fuck them? So she tells herself. SHes very sweet throughout, petting your hair and whispering praises, she wants to show how grateful she is, after all.

“I love you so much, you know that? You’re so good to me, always— ah! Always looking out for me, yeah? Oh- gods, that’s good, that’s— ah!”

you knew i had to put grayson in here, right?

[colossaldame-a]

   HEADCANON BUFFET !

   for the 50 headcanons challenge that @bnharpchub​ made i’ll be reposting the ones i posted in my main blog the other day ,  since they are pretty recent still ! !  beware that some of these might have spoilers ,  both for the main manga and for the vigilantes manga --- not all obviously ,  but a few !

she eats A LOT ,  it helps with her quirk since she has a giant hehehe appetite !  no seriously ,  she probably eats almost as much as taishiro ( fatgum ) ,  but due to her transforming a lot and training it doesn’t look as much ( neither does she want it to be noticeable ) .

she actually loves to play video games !  first person shooting games are the ones she is better at ,  but she will play everything !

her favorite solo game of all time is the last of us ,  and her favorite co-op one is gang beasts !  although just dance will always have a special place in her heart .

she has the animal crossing switch !

yu swears A LOT too ,  usually when playing though ,  it’s pretty funny to see her lose her cool ,  actually -

her setup looks like this !

she streams ,  but actually doesn’t show her face or reveals her identity at all !  it’s like a little safe spot for her it’s also a good way of getting money for the damage she causes while working !

on that note :  one time on a stream ,  yu got told that ladies shouldn’t swear as much as she did ,  so she spent the next 30 mins somehow managing to get a swear in every sentence .  she only stopped because she didn’t know how to continue anymore .

since in her original design yu had blue hair ,  i’m going with the idea that she had a tiny little bitsy emo phase back in middle school .  that’s also when she started to play more on her computer !

she has two older brothers ,  who are twins !  taichi’s quirk is the ability to make things big by touch ,  while koba’s to make things small !  her mother ,  tsukiko ,  her quirk is to make any part of her body grow :  hands ,  feet ,  ears !  anything !  her father’s ( his name is kimio ! ) is the ability to touch anything and be able to mold it into something else !

her brothers ( now both 29 ) ,  they used to participate in the fighting matches that rappa and miruko participated in !  yu is aware of this due to the fact that they would ask her to distract their parents while they sneaked out ,  or to cover up for them in case anything happened !

know how astronauts have trouble adjusting to life on earth again ,  because of how they let go of things in the air thinking they’ll stay there ,  but get confused when they drop to the ground because gravity ?  that’s kinda what happens with her ,  but with the size of things !  while in her normal form ,  she envisions things as smaller than what they really are ,  and ends up getting surprised each time !

since yu is the youngest of 3 children ,  she always grew up in a competitive environment and mindset .  that didn’t change much the moment she became a hero ,  always aiming for the top and to be the ‘winner’ .  HOWEVER ,  that began to change the more she grew as a hero ,  not having that mindset as her priority anymore but in the back of her head ,  and due to the recent events of the manga ,  it’s almost completely gone .

she actually knows a lot of puns ,  usually doesn’t say them often but she knows them !

the fight between her and nemuri ( midnight ) that happened on that talk show ?  completely fake ,  they planned it before hand !

yu’s favorite hero since she was a teenager was ,  in fact ,  midnight !  the mask she wears with her hero costume is in her honor ( now more than ever ) !

like momo and itsuka ,  her first internship as a hero student was with uwabami .  it’s thanks to her that she wears the curls in her hair bangs now !

she likes to jog at night ,  when it’s chilly !  this does not apply in the winter ,  though ;  too chilly !

as the only daughter in the family ,  as well as the youngest ,  she is spoiled .  it happened ,  it’s okay -

the only reason why yu got mineta as an intern after the sports festival was because of his color scheme being similar to hers .  the moment she met him for real she wanted to kick him to the sun ,  but alas couldn’t and shouldn’t and she knows that ( unfortunately ) .

the way yu and her family found out about her quirk was one time in a picnic ,  when she was 5 years old .  thankfully ,  they were far away from people ,  but it took her 30 minutes to be able to turn back to her normal form .  from that day on ,,  her parents started to buy her clothing that fit her quirk .  she had control over her quirk one year later ,  and since she was 15 she didn’t need to wear that special clothing .  although sometimes she still has certain outbursts and it causes for it to activate .

to everyone’s surprise ( not really ,  if you remember that she dyed her hair ) ,  her favorite color is blue !

her favorite song is timber ,  which is pretty ironic in itself ;  although she also vibes to wap !

yu records and takes pictures a lot !  and due to that ,  her tiktok account ( because lets be real ,  she has one ) is filled with videos of funny things happening while working .

she is bisexual ,  and usually goes for men that are older than her ,  and women around her age !  obviously this doesn’t apply if she meets someone she really likes ,  but that’s usually how it goes !

yu really likes asmr !

her nickname in high school was sharpay evans ;  she took it as a compliment !

since kamino ,  she wears her suit under her casual clothing --- her mask usually kept either inside a pocket of her jacket ,  or inside a purse she has at the moment .  that experience ( mostly best jeanist though ) taught her that she can’t let her guard down .

she knows how to play the violin !

one time she entered a competition of people dressing up as a heroes ,  mostly as a joke :  she lost ,  and the judges told her that her hair looked fake .  it took a lot to keep things calm then .

yu prefers to not wear much makeup ,  on contrary to popular belief !  eyeliner ,  mascara ,  lipstick and a bit of concealer under her eyes usually does the trick !  although she has tons of makeup and will often do looks when she is at home ( and if there’s any formal event happening ! ) .

yes ,  she liked one direction when in her emo phase .  nobody knows ,  it’s her dark secret ;  even darker than that whole phase itself and yes ,  she cried when zayn left .

yu doesn’t like kids ,  at all .  teenagers are alright though ,  she supposes .

yu ,  tsunagu and keigo ( best jeanist and hawks ,  or rather :  @fiibermaster​ and @perditus​ ) have weekly meetings to spill the tea .  honorary members are katsuki and neito ,  though .

continuing from above ,  that’s how she always knows the spiciest drama that happen .  it’s pretty funny ,  actually .

continuing of from 33 ,  @perditus​‘s keigo is absolutely her best friend .

since her quirk only allows her to have those two heights ,  yu has taken upon herself to learn and and know more of 1v1 combat ,  meaning beginning to train more martial arts .

her favorite movie is legally blonde !  and her favorite series is new girl !  although her favorite character of all time is tanya from mamma mia ! !

her favorite animal are squirrels !  she finds them cute and that’s why she has caroline in her island in animal crossing ! !

yu’s taste in music is very sporadic ,  although a lot of songs end up being slightly suggestive .  here’s her playlist .

yu has met both @explodeking​‘s katsuki and @shockingtm​‘s denki through gaming online .  when she heard their voices she went pikachu shocked face !

mentioning katsuki ;  you bet your ass she absolutely went and asked about the kids first thing after waking up after kamino .

she might have gotten a few scars from kamino ward ,  but she actually absolutely cherishes them .  because those scars reminder her of how they trusted her for such important mission ,  to be able to work along heroes that were in the top 10 .  it actually means a lot to her ,  although if asked yu will just shrug it off .

she likes to camp and hike !  granted ,  she hates it because no wifi and no games ,  but that way she can use her quirk without much trouble of hurting people or destroying things and therefore relax a little .

yu naturally smells of roses and surprisingly ;  rain .

unlike many ,  yu doesn’t even think on quitting her job after the war :  in fact the whole thing that happened made her grow more stubborn about it .  also made her realize how much she still has to grow as a hero ,  and she can’t wait to leave the hospital and start training and helping those who need it right now .

it took her one day to wake up after what happened too ,  and while she did have many injuries ,  the worst ones ended up being on her head .  right now it’s mostly wrapped up ,  and she has been having many headaches even with the pain killers .

she doesn’t like spicy food that much ,  but she will eat it either way .

in her giant form ,  she will often whisper ;  since if she speaks normally ,  it’s already pretty loud .

and finally !  the glare that machia gave her right before grabbing her head and throwing to the side ;  it scares her still .  in that moment she realized he was basically just playing around ,  while she was doing her most to stop him .  she has nightmares about it still .

[haikyuuscreaming]

omg hi! you started off your blog greatly, im so proud of you! do you think you can write an angsty scenario for akaashi? where his crush likes this guy and wants help from him and he feels all sad :( but she ends up confessing to him! i love your writing so far, keep it up!

UMM so i accidentally got really invested in this so it’s WAYY longer than a drabble and i often write long stuff bc of ao3 so this might sound a little more like that kinda fanfic style instead of a tumblr scenario? mainly cos im really a sucker for this stuff hehehe love you anon

also ! the request made it sound sort of akaashi-centric so i hope you dont mind? there will still be a lot of reader-chan here though! please dont leave yet and i hope u enjoy

again ALSO i wrote this half on my laptop half on my phone so please dont mind if it seems a lil clunky in some areas 

3092 words jesus ok here you go

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Crushes weren’t necessarily a new sensation for Akaashi. Just an uncommon one. In fact, the last time he remembers even being attracted to someone was in first grade when everyone had a crush on this popular girl. He’s not even sure if he really liked her, or just found the idea of it interesting.

Now, second year of high school, Akaashi finds himself in trouble. Because for once, he really, really, really likes this girl. You. 

He can’t even fake himself out of this, because every damn time he looks at you, he feels all warm and tingly and his stomach feels less calm and he can hear his heart bump against his ribcage and god, his face even flushes a little bit.

(A little bit inconvenient when he accidentally finds himself staring at you and daydreaming.)

Akaashi doesn’t like this feeling.

I mean, yeah, Akaashi has somewhat of a sense of confidence in his looks, manners, and ability to make friends. He’s not exactly the top in each subject he thinks, but it lets him pass through high school without too much of a depressingly lonely life. He could easily befriend you and steal your heart, his inner ego-brat says.

But.. but what if you reject him?

He should become closer to you.

(For the record, he doesn’t not like the feeling. He kind of likes the serotonin boost you give him. But he definitely, more than kind of likes you.

A lot more.)

And one day, in the spring, he finds himself paired up with a special biology partner. With familiar, sparkling eyes and the cutest, most gorgeous voice he’s ever heard that always makes his heart fucking backflip.

Akaashi doesn’t think he can survive this.

His teacher blares, “Start brainstorming ideas for your science fair project! It’s due in a month, you know!”, but Akaashi blocks out the noise because all he can focus on is you, goddamn it. He can only focus on the way you push your hair out of your face, the way your lips upturn into the most stunning smile he’s ever had the fate of encountering, and he really hopes he doesn’t get h-

“Akaashi-kun?”

(Fuck you and your completely gorgeous voice that drives him up the wall and makes him want to kiss you.)

“Oh– sorry, yeah?” He kind of hates himself for how his voice lilted a pitch higher.

You laugh, sounding like a goddess. He hopes that it means you don’t hate him. “Ahaha, I was just wondering if you have any ideas for the science fair? It’s a pretty big chunk of our grade, and I am… not the smartest when it comes to AP Bio..”

Akaashi thinks quite the opposite, but he isn’t currently in the position to contradict you.

“Um…” He pauses and thinks furiously. He comes up with some borderline generic idea that has enough room for a unique twist. And your eyes brighten.

“Waaaoo, Akaashi-kun’s a genius, hm?”

(God, he thinks he might have a little more than a crush on that teasing grin and glittering pair of eyes.)

He musters the courage to smile without looking stupid. “Of course.”

Two weeks later, he wants to sink into a hole.

Yes, it might have been his request that you two meet up to work on the project, but that was because he knew you were a procrastinator! You would start the project the night before if he’d let you!

But it was not his idea to do it at his house.

Now he has to live with the fact that you’re lying on HIS bed, spread-eagled in your sweater and shorts, complaining about how lazy you are.

(He wonders how you’re so comfortable about wearing shorts to a male classmate’s house. You two aren’t even that close, although you claim otherwise.)

“Come on, get up,” he rolls his eyes. “We have work to do.”

“But I’m so tiiiiiredddd… and lazyyyy…. wouldn’t it be such a gentlemanly act of Akaashi-kun to do the project for me?” You flash him a sweet smile while stretching out even more on the bed.

Snorting, he watches you sink into his mattress and roll around idly. “Hey, don’t you need the grade? You can’t pass if you make me do your work.”

Sighing, you hum in defeated content. “Well, it was worth a try.” You reach out your hand and tousle his wavy hair, and he almost flinches at the touch. He hates to say it but he loves it so much that you’re so affection with him, and Akaashi knows he would give anything to keep you teasing him with all this attention.

“Yeah.. yeah, it was,” he murmurs to himself before letting himself sit down next to you. He notices how you scrunch your body from a spread-eagle to a cute, curled up position to make room for him.

“Mm, so how are we gonna do this?” you ask, with a subtle mixture of bored and curious seeping into your tone. Then, he watches your features melt into a warm, mischievous smile as you hum, “Unless you just wanna nap and cuddle or something.”

(Holy fuck.)

Akaashi forces himself to scowl playfully and he shakes his head, sighing loudly in mock disappointment. “I don’t know what to do with you.” And equally as teasing, he adds, “I should just kick you out and not treat you to lunch if you’re going to be like this.”

“Noooooo!!!” you whine in this adorably frustrated and threatening voice. “Don’t you dare starve me or I’m feeding you to the rats.”

He chuckles. “See, that’s what I thought.”

But of course, your face wraps into a devilish grin as you say in a singsong voice and throw your arms around him (which makes him flush and makes his heart go WABAM), “It doesn’t matter though, ‘cause I got this whole-ass meal right here~”

“Shut up.”

(But you both know he never means it.)

Thanks to Akaashi (and your obliging albeit lazy participation), you two blow the science fair out of the way and get an A. He’s never seen you so delighted about a grade.

“I’m so happy~” you never shut up about how grateful you are for him, not that he’s complaining. “This is probably the highest mark I’ve ever gotten in this class.”

“Don’t over exaggerate. You’re not too bad at Bio,” Akaashi remarks. “You just need a tutor, probably, if you’re struggling.”

(By the way, he is ecstatic that you two are ACTUALLY FRIENDS!!! He’s even met your dog!!)

“Hmmmm…” You eye him warily before shrugging. “Whatever you say, Akaashi-kun.” Your eyes flit around before returning on him, and you start rambling about the newest anime you’ve gotten into and how it’s practically on-par with the manga, and how hot one of their characters are-

(For some reason Akaashi really zeroes in on that part.)

He really feels like he has to contribute something to the conversation, so he puts in, “Wow, [Name]-san, you’re such a fangirl.”

You snort loudly and put two peace-signs to your face like some kawaii anime girl, doing this mock-sweet smile. “Waaaooo, you’re rightttt. I’m Akaashi-kun’s number one fan!! He’s so cute when he’s yelling at me to do my work and super hot when he helps me with homew-”

He swears to god his face is radiating an inhuman amount of heat and he rolls his eyes before shaking his head and jabbing your side lightly. “Didn’t I tell you not to say that?”

“Ummm, maybe.” Your ‘innocent’ grin tells him otherwise. “But you know, you’re right, Akaashi-kun,” you cross your arms and give your cute little smirk again. “I am a genius, and I’m suuuper good at Bio. I just need someone to channel it.” And you lean forward until both your noses are touching, and Akaashi thinks he’s about to explode. “So maybe you could help me out?”

The subtle pleading undercurrent in your voice compels Akaashi to straighten up a little bit without flushing even redder. Keep cool, keep cool.

(He prays that his skill of keeping a poker face will hide the blood rushing around in his dick.)

“Well, what time?”

This time around, he finds himself at your house instead. You both are sitting at your desk, ‘working’ on your math and Bio homework. In other words, just talking.

He’s confident now in that the two of you are close friends. He’s learned that from afar, you were a sweet and confident yet perfectly kind girl. That was the girl he based his feelings off of. During your Bio project, he found the cheeky, sly and vibrant yet chill girl who always teased him but was still nonetheless sweet.

And now, under that facade, you were an anxious mess with a shit-ton of insecurities.

(He thinks it’s funny how you boast that you’re just like Shrek. You have layers.)

Akaashi glances at you, groaning with your head down onto the table. “I hate math..” he hears you grumble.

“Hey, you’re not too bad. You just have to be careful when plugging in your equations,” he counters.

“But what if I can’t remember my equations??”

“We both know you’re fine at remembering them.”

“I’m gonna fail.”

“Have faith in yourself, because I do.” And Akaashi is being completely honest. His confidence in you being just fine and being able to pass all your classes is strong because he’s seen you work (after procrastinating). “You just have to work on not putting things off until the last minute.”

You make a frustrated noise before resting your chin on your propped hand. “Sometimes I feel like I’m just.. destined to be set back, y’know? Like, everything I do is gonna somehow backfire on me.”

He knows the feeling, especially late at night in bed, stressing over what tomorrow might bring him.

“And like… I have this whole thing set up for me. When people know me as a classmate, I’m an average student, right? Then when we’re like… ‘friends’, I’m all weird and tease-y.” You let out a loud sigh. “And to the unlucky people who get to this stage, I’m a mess.”

“Stop.” Akaashi’s surprised at how firm he is. “I’m grateful to have met you and to have become your friend, [Name]. You’re going to be fine, you need to trust yourself more. Because I trust you more than anything.”

(Yes, he is on first-name basis with you!! Yes, he trusts you even more than he might even trust Bokuto!!)

Your lips twitch into a small smile, one that he’s grown to love and adore. He’s confident that he’s so fucking deep in love and he doesn’t know how to move on. “You really think so?”

“Of course I do.” He flicks some crumpled-up post-it at you. “Since we’re not doing any homework anytime soon, what else do you want to talk about?”

Your gaze becomes a little more shy and nervous. “Umm… Weeell, I need help.”

“I mean, why else would I be here?”

“No, seriously, Keiji-kun. Seriously!!” You throw mock-fit, despite obviously looking anxious.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m listening. Sorry.”

“Uh. Um, so…” You blink and pretend to look focused on doodling on the corner of your math paper. “There’s this dude I like. Like, I reaaally like him, which is surprising even for me.” You laugh a little bit, and as Akaashi feels his heart start to tear in half, he forces out a chuckle to match. “He’s suuuper pretty– I think that’s the word for it? Pretty. And he’s kinda funny in his own way, and he’s really sweet and listens to me all the time even when I don’t deserve his time. And I dunno, I think he might like me back? Also, I really really really like him. But I don’t really know how to confess…

“Because you know, I’m kinda wack like that, haha. I’ll probably screw up the confession and make things worse, and, well, I need help.” You finish your ramble with a loud breath and you collapse your head onto the table, groaning.

“Uh–” Fuck, oh fuck him, fuck his life. “I mean… I think just a heartfelt confession would do? Something simple and sweet that says you really like him, in case somehow your words don’t work.” Akaashi feels like he’s sweating, a lot, and he feels even more frustrated than ever. His heart is crashing against his ribcage, and his mind is a fucking mess.

You frown a little bit, and suddenly a gush of words fly out of your mouth like a stream bursting from a dam. “Oh my god, what if I’m reading the signs all wrong and he doesn’t at all like me back? I mean, I wouldn’t blame him because I’m kinda ugly and have this weird personality thing going on and I’m shit at math and Bio-”

“Stop.” Akaashi forces himself to intervene, mainly because 1) you’re literally the light of his life and 2) he feels like he has to leave really soon after dealing with the news. “Shut up, [Name]. You aren’t ugly at all, and I, for one, enjoy your weird personality. And I already told you, you’re fine with academics.” He makes himself make eye contact with you, peering up from your arm covering your face, and says, “If he rejects you, he isn’t worth your time at all and you should move on.”

(Preferably with me.)

He watches you exhale, like he just unwound a tight spring from inside of you, and your shoulders relax and you melt from your anxious state, just a little bit. “You’re right. If.. if he doesn’t feel the same, I’ll just forget about him.”

“Because you’re a genius.” Akaashi tries to hype you up, but he still feels like crumbling. Falsely checking his phone, he stretches and stands up. “I have to go now, sorry. My mom asked me to pick up my little sister from tutoring.”

“Huh, already?” Confusion flits across your face, and it hurts him even more to just leave you after you confided in him, but he knows he has to leave before he says something he might regret. “Oh, okaayy.. see you tomorrow then. Thanks for helping me out.” You yawn before standing up to hug him goodbye.

“No problem.” He says it casually, but Akaashi feels his mood drop faster and lower than ever. He hugs you back, but he breaks away fast.

After leaving your house and collapsing onto his bed in his locked bedroom (with his 11-year-old sister knocking on the door and curiously asking what’s wrong), he can’t help but feel hurt that you couldn’t even tell him who your mystery crush’s name was.

A week passes by, and neither of you mention the conversation at your house. It doesn’t matter either way, since you two are still so casually best friends. At the same time, he desperately wants to push the matter just to find out who it is.

Otherwise, Akaashi has noticeably been more quiet and moody to the point that he doesn’t know how to control it. Sure, he keeps up the same as he would before your conversation, but he can’t help but feel his heart sink everytime he sees you. His mind is ecstatic every time he talks to you, while simultaneously wanting to tear itself apart.

He’s tried getting rid of feelings for you, in literally every way possible. From avoiding thinking about you (which backfired horribly because he ended up thinking more about you) to focusing on other girls (ew, none of them were even capable of creating the same effect on him as you do), he’s tried it all and it’s all failed.

Akaashi realizes his silent slump has gotten so bad to the point that Bokuto made him sit out a few practice matches in the gym just because Akaashi was nowhere near the spot that any of the team expected him to be at.

After school, he meets with you near the vending machine as always. You buy two cans of coffee, one for you and one for him.

As soon as he takes the can gratefully, you clear your throat.

“Yeah, [Name]?”

Glancing around before staring him in the eye, you start, “Keiji-kun, before you run away, I just…. I just wanted to let you know I really really really like you. Like, a lot.” You start speaking kind of fast, so Akaashi can’t process what you’re saying.

“And I mean it. Ever since the Bio project, you’ve been so nice to me and you’ve been such a great friend even though I made it hard sometimes, and along the way I just caught feelings. You honestly mean everything to me, and I appreciate you so much for everything we’ve been through. I- I think, I love you, Keiji. And I hope you accept my feelings.” You smile, almost nervously but nonetheless sincere, and Akaashi thinks he’s about to explode.

“I- I,” Fuck, oh my fucking god, he thinks to himself. He’s shaking a little bit– that’s how happy he is. “[Name], I..” God fucking damn it, he can’t even express how happy he is. He feels his cheeks blossom and he feels his lips quirk into this goofy smile.

But then he watches you shy away a little bit as you hurriedly say, “I- I mean, sorry. It’s okay if you just wanna be friends-”

“No.” Finally, Akaashi can use his mouth and then he gently takes your cheeks in his hands and closes the gap between you two, lips connecting in a display of pining and affection.

He practically melts into the kiss, he’s never been so happy. He thinks he’s actually about to implode; he’s been dreaming about kissing you like this, against your soft, plush lips. And finally he’s able to call you his, to call you the one. When the two of you finally break away for air, he’s breathing hard and his mind is a mess, which is rare considering his usual stoic state.

Akaashi has also never seen you so flustered and blushy. He murmurs into your ear as he takes your hand, “Feelings are 100% reciprocated.”

“I can tell,” you laugh breathily, and he’s so happy to hear that some of your anxiety has dissolved in that sweet kiss. He’s absolutely infatuated with you in every aspect. He leans in for a soft, quicker kiss on the lips and savors the feeling of warmth he gets. “Dork.”, he whispers.

“Only for you.”

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Hiveswap ‘17-09-17: Walkies and talkies

So, I wonder if, when we're playing as Jude, that we'll have to prep a pigeon with something she could use. A pigeon that, if I remember concept art correctly, will not reach Joey immediately but instead will end up in the kitchen. That will probably be why she chooses to leave her room in the first place. Come to think of it, the motivation might be twofold - retrieve the McGuffin, yes, sure, but also save an animal from harm, as she is want to do as a junior veterinarian. Let's see!

--- Hah, okay, so the walkie doesn't immediately appear in the lower left corner, it's made available to click on next to Joey's avatar. That's good, everything that minimizes the HUD is great in my book! I suppose the icons might be switched when we're being Jude. Heheh, the alert bubble coming out of the walkie reminds me of Pesterchum's. Blaperile jokes that there might be a psyche, that Jude isn't available to talk with yet. It would be funny and remind me of Homestuck, where it took way too long for the two characters to be able to interact too (until the introduction of the KIDDY CAMPER SASH, actually). Also, what if we now see the events from Jude, but slightly in the past? Leading up to him powering up his own walkie. Hmmmnah, that would be too confusing for people perhaps. So, the walkie when shown at the top is no longer available for combining stuff with, I wonde if when it's shown at the bottom, it is? Ooooh, Jude and Joey's text colors are switched with regard to their shirts symbols! Just like how it was with John and Jade! ... Joey doesn't understand blinking I mean morse code! Hahahaahh! Oh, but Jude has his own method of signaling, apparently. I... guess he never gave Joey a cipher. To prevent it from getting into the wrong hands, obviously. Thereby defeating the code of developing a secret code for communicating with others. <image 1>

"PLEASE REPORT BITE STATUS" Pffffffff. Now that's a quote to remember. As is "WAIT unover". I like how Jude is all formal and military over the comm - authorative-sounding, but also sounding like Karkat, except when he's saying "over"/"unover". I wonder if that's how he always talks or not. By which I mean, is that how he'd talk to Dammek too, once in Hauntswitch? Ah, first branching dialogue path, perhaps? "i'm fine / not great" At one point, these diverting paths will become plot-important, I don't really believe this one is yet. Ah, and Joey now tells Jude the monster's gone down the stairs. I wonder if Jude has a way to lock himself into the tree, beyond perhaps a measely hatch. "CRYPTID VANGUARD", hahahah. Yeah, these things are no bigfoot, but I suppose he could score major points with his webring if he could shoot a clear picture of them. Pfff, Jude has gotten the idea into his head the monster invasion was just a ruse. A distaction, you could say. I don't know what to think, he could have a point, sure, but having uttered the idea to Joey now, maybe it just means to show how paranoid he really can be. "ANTARES-CLASS CONSPIRACY" "what / uh... / what. over." Yeah, I'm with Joey. We're going with option three: "what. over." "TRUST IS CRUCIAL ON THE BATTLEFIELD" Oh, Jude has delusions of grandeur, too? :P You're no general, leave the blowharding to Amporas! Jude has a point to call into question Joey's skepticism - it reminds me of Jane's with regard to the batterwitch. It first started waivering after the last attempt on her life, at the end of Act 6 Act 1, I think. Granted, Prospitian visions were involved, but still. "MUST ABSCOND TO ATTIC JOEY" OOOoh, he wants her to barricade herself in in the attic? But then, there's the point of him leaving the hut's windows wide open. :P Also, yessssss, the first mention of "abscond"! I wasn't expecting it, but here it is. It goes good with Jude's quirk, all outdatedly sounding and such. Then again, Joey might do a youth roll out of Dammek's room later on, if that gets namedropped, then every term from Homestuck's on the table. "WELL STOCKED WITH TACTICAL MATERIEL" Ooooh, maybe Grandpa's artillery reserves are up there! I think we saw a blunderbuss or two in one of the concept art pictures, maybe that's up there too? Also, heh, instead of a submerged bombshelter, their house has a, uh... elevated bomb-crow's-nest. :P "TAKE LEFT OUT OF ROOM GO UP STAIRS / HIGHEST ROOM IN HOUSE / i know what the attic is jude!" PFfffffff, hahahah. Yeah, these were just directions for our own convenience. But from Joey's perspective, it's so weird - it's her house too, Jude! Hmmm, it would almost seem like this thing has been made for speedruns, if the attic is so easily available. Then again, maybe the attic key is missing or something. Well, we know what we must do now: once outside the room, go right, if possible. :D "I WAS WORRIED over" N'awww, for a moment there, it shows he's just been worried sick for his big sister. Oooooh, another dialog option! "call the cops / call our babysitter!" Yeah, Jude probably mistrusts the Hauntswitch police force (and seeing the hints we've been getting, I don't blame him?) PLUS it would be wild if we could call Roxy over. I mean Sitter. Of course, circumstances probably will prevent her from coming. For one, it's Friday night. She's going out without question. We're still choosing option two, though. Of course, Sitter would be of little use fighting monsters, you'd think. But this is Roxy Lalonde, she's probably carrying a home-made laser gun around, the precursor to the one Mom would have in the session. And plus, calling anyone will probably only work if Jude has a satellite phone up there. The landline is probably disabled by now. Okay, the monsters didn't cut the power, but still. "TOO LATE TO REACH HER AT LAB WORKING DAY LONG DONE over" OOOooooh! So she's already working at SKAIANET by now????? So, does that mean she's already older than 18, or just that instead of going to college she took an internship at the lab. Blaperile wonders if it's the same lab as Rose's house would be near. If so, that would put Hauntswitch somewhere in upstate New York, presumably! And yup, according to us, this is the first official confirmation she worked at a lab! Her labcoat + her bed being stationed in the lab were of course huge clues, but now it's been put into words. "oh no, you're right... / AGREED ON BOTH COUNTS" These two, but especially Jude. :P "BABYSITTER CAPABLE STRIFER, COULD HELP TIP SCALES" Namedrop for Strife! And yes, apart from guns she's also skilled in karate or some such, as we saw in Jack: Ascend. But for people unfamiliar with Homestuck, this must be a huge "uh, what?" moment. To think we might not have had this dialogue if we chose "call the cops" back there! "DO YOUR HAVE YOUR WEAPON over" ooooh, what could it be? The ballet shoes? Blaperile commented "I don't think it's her flashlight", but that reminds me she was using it to bop some of the monsters in a trailer, so yeah, that must be it! I would've chosen "sure don't", but talking to Blaperile reminds me that perhaps the flashlight is just a makeshift weapon. So we go with the middle dialog option. "what weapon? you mean my OLD weapon?" Ooooh, so she might have more than one??? "you want me to fight them? with my flashlight?" I knew it!!! "MUST BE BRAVE" Oh god, if we get him to say "I BELIEVE IN YOU", I swear... "YOUR BROTHER BELIEVES IN YOU AND KNOWS YOU CAN DEFEAT THE SERPENTS" Hahahahahahahah, close enough! <image 2>

"DO YOU RECALL WHERE WEAPON IS over / yeah" PFFfffffff, only one option? Dear god. :D That's helpful, isn't it? "yeah. it's in the closet" ooooh, the clothes closet, then? The one we hadn't opened yet, since there was no one to do a makeover montage with? "OK ALL SET THEN / no, i mean the hall closet" Aaaah, that's why we're not going straight to the attic. I assume the hall she means is downstairs. OOOOOOoooh, her posture and idling pose all changed! N'awww, she doesn't show it in dialog, but it sure calmed her down talking to Jude. In fact, she might have felt guilty for not being near him now, to protect him. It must've been a relief to know he's alright. Blaperile went to look at the hut: "You'd be SERIOUSLY mad if he got himself hurt trying to help you" N'awwww, it's so nice seeing how they interact and think of eachother. It's so different from other sibling pairs we've had in the past in Homestuck, due to them being the same age. The Strilondes, the Harleyberts, Kanaya and Karkat, the cherubs... OOoh, talking to Jude again makes Joey tell him she wants to write in her diary. That would mean the diary key will soon be lost to us, since after writing in it she puts it back into Puppy Surprise. So from here on out, only the Cherub Key will work. Limiting the number of combinations for What Pumpkin to consider, of course. Hah, trying to leave prompt her indeed to consider writing in her diary. "Exciting stuff happens to you once in a green moon! Or was it blue?" PFffffff, Blaperile is right, that's another sneaky reference to things to come, one of Alternia's moons is green! Ooooh, having written in the diary prompts additional dialog from Jude! ... These two XD "CLIIIIIIIIICK dial toooooooooooooooooone" "CAN SEE YOU THROUGH WINDOW / ARE MAKING SOUND WITH MOUTH over and out" It was meta though, since walkies can't indeed be hung up. Or at least, there's no way to turn the walkie off but still know when someone is trying to message you. Then again, that might be something Skaianet came up with. And okay, for now, that's the last time we can use the walkie, from here on out, it might just be us having to wait for Jude to contact us. Time to go out! ---- Oooh, there's the Mansion's music. Not Luigi's Mansion's, but the start of the motif reminds me of it. All these things to click on. And we even seem to have three ways to go, down the hall left (to the attic), or right to a T-crossing! Also, hi Sufferer Muppet. (Suffet?) And Pringles box. And everything. Hmm, those boney skulls, could those be masks from indigenous tribes? ... Jake loves skulls, of course. Tsssh, with those horns and feathory accessories they seem almost alien though. Is that pink penguin figure a Club Penguin reference? All these things related to Grandpa's interests. Conquistador helmet, weird arrow-globe/compass thingy... The horse paintings are a bit of a mystery though. I mean, considering it's more a Dirk/Andrew thing. Ah come on, the red cough in the foreground has horns too. .... Joey or Jude drew a cod piece on the painting in the foreground. A purple cod piece, looking just like Gamzee's, no less. All the alien stickers are testimony that Joey is not the only one vandalizing the walls. Also, I like the detail of the wall being spotted, from moisture. Blaperile noticed the paper men on Joey's room door. 6 in total, so there's one person in there we haven't heard being mentioned yet. I like Blaperile's theory it could be Jude's mother. I mean, there could be another reason Joey took Ms. Claire's name and Jude Grandpa's - she might just be making a statement after all, that she feels more like her mother's daughter than his. Also, you can't make a great pun like "JOEY CLAIRE, EXTRAORDINAIRE" with the Harley surname... or can you? Okay, so the 6th figure was Tesseract, ahahahah. And Joey's door is plastered with photos taken by the babysitter, n'awww. Also, she has a very nice signature! I hope we can get some in-detail shots of those pictures. I don't believe the cat that Tess is barking at is Mutini, it seems to have two eyes and a greying snout, but you never know! Plus, it could still be Roxy's. The pictures, especially the set from a photo cabin, really show how "babysitter" is really not covering what Roxy is to them. It's more, like "au pair". "Nanny", even. Almost, but not quite, "mother". Of course, a neglectful mother, that's drunk a lot of times, but still. It almost seems like she could be more loving to them than to Rose. Seeing as how she was so passive-aggressive... Also, she wrote "Dog don't do that!" on the lower picture, which might mean she cares just a bit less for Tesseract  than her own pets (since she's not calling her by name). Blaperile's right, she's more of a cat person. Welp, we can't take a closer look at the pictures after all. Oh well, it's all for the concept art book, I suppose. Okay, we talked to Jude first before clicking on any items. Yes. Pure golden. Jude pretending to have gone on training mission, and babbling on and on. "over an[CLICK]" The "globe-like structure" solicts the snarkiest response from Joey yet, perhaps. No mention of it also having a compass arrow, relating to her symbol. Wow, cool, I didn't spinning it would work. The artwork blends in so well with the backdrop. The horse painting shows us that Jude and Joey imagine stories behind this painting. When you're bored alone in a mansion as a kid, vandalizing the artwork is just one of many options. I like the contrast between not just Joey and Jude's typing style (Jude uses black not green colors here), but also the paper they used! CHERUB KEY + GLOBE: Hmmm... "you've always felt a difference of degrees is a difference of kind" I know it's a play on compasses, but it reminds me of the hemospectrum, a caste-system built on diverting blood colours. SHOES + GLOBE: "Maybe it's a tap dance detector?" Pfffff Oh, so there's Ms Claire's jewelry box. It's less ornate than I imagined it. CHERUB KEY + BOX Awww, yup, she took the key after her mom passed away. And that OPENED the box, wow! Welp, but we can't look inside. SHOES + BOX : So precious. Also, Pringles. SUFFET: ... Are you KIDDING me??? Jude shot it with an arrow. Just like Darkleer. ... At least Joey had her medkit to patch him up with that patch. 'there, all better' KEY + SUFFET ... Ah come on. Yeah, I think Sufferer would appreciate being let go, thank you very much. "Balinda" is the name of the statue. "Ballet + Belinda" And oh, that's how all the darts got here. "what crueler way to kill a ballerina than to tap dance her to death" WELLLLL she's got a point. (Or pointe, I should say. Well, she hasn't got a pointe just yet.) Also, that could actually happen in a tv murder series. Painting Two: Ah, so it was a naked lady before Joey and Jude scribbled over it. Grandpa, that's a bit in poor taste to leave hanging around. So maybe it was Jude added the cod piece. Is... is that a big foot puppet next to the couch? KEY + WATERGUN: Heh. Gunwater. Watergun. SHOES + WATERGUN: Ah yes, nestled in plush... : 'Look at that, it's not going anywhere' --- We're gonna leave it here, and go to the next part of the house the next time we play! It's a nice, busy mansion Joey lives in, and a lot of fun exploring.