#also s15 donut would multiclass into either celestial or great old one pact warlock depending on your interpretation of chrovos

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Listen I've licherally(ha) thought abt this for months so here's my rvb dnd au

Grif: Aasimar cleric. Aasimar are humans with angel blood who get yelled at by celestial beings to go meet their destiny. Grif does not want to meet his destiny. The only reason he hasn't Fallen is that huggins absolutely refuses to give up on him.

Simmons: Half-elf wizard. Look, he's a nerd with daddy issues who could never live up to his elf father's expectations. Probably school of transmutation (the nerdiest school).

Sarge: Dwarf fighter. A lesser woman would say barbarian but Sarge loves his armor (and his battleaxe).

Lopez: Earth elemental dude who refuses to speak in common. Owes Sarge a life debt but isn't happy about it

Donut: Tiefling bard. His skin isn't pink, it's lightish red! College of glamour. Drives you insane with musical numbers

Doc: Gnome warlock with a pact with a Great Old One. Claims to be a cleric. Is definitely not a cleric.

Church: A Warforged sorcerer made in the image of an elf who rediscovered the secret to making them(hint: it was the director). Warforged are a canon playable race in dnd, and are essentially living armor constructs.

Tucker: Halfling hexblade warlock. Hexblades get a cool weapon bound to them from a patron. Tucker had a kid with his. The powers are kind of like child support

Caboose: Firbolg ranger. Sweet boy with a massive dire wolf named Freckles. Firbolgs range from 7 to 8 feet and live in the woods away from society. Caboose got seperated from his tribe and is just doing his best to help out :)

Tex: Also a warforged made by the director. Barbarian monk multiclass. Does not need a weapon to kick your ass.

Sister: Aasimar paladin. Thrillseeker. Much better at fulfilling her destiny than Grif.

Agent Washington: Human fighter/rogue multiclass. In the words of Griffin McElroy, a roughboi. Jack of all trades and great with a sword.

Agent Carolina: Half elf monk. Look. I get it, big half-orc lady hot. But look me in the eyes and tell me the director and allison aren't an elf and a human pair of star-crosser lovers that were never truly compatible. Also, she's a way of the open palm monk because listen,, that's her fighting style don't @ me.