#also ranpo is matchmaking dw its gonna work

[evilkaeya]

Every time a tabloid or the internet starts circulating rumors that Chuuya is dating someone, Dazai’s eye starts twitching and he is very alarmed to realize he can’t make it stop. And everyone else is worried Dazai is going to commit homicide or spontaneously combust. Except Chuuya. Chuuya’s not concerned at all

Hear me out. Chuuya thinks he and Dazai are dating. So every time there's a rumor he just laughs bcz yeah it's true but Dazai doesn't know that they're dating. Sure he breaks into Chuuya's apartment every now and then and they have dinner together and watch movies together and sometimes get lunch together but that doesn't mean they're DATING right? OK FINE SURE Chuuya smiles at him more often now and holds his hand but that's just his idol persona right? They're not dating.

Ranpo finds the entire situation hilarious. He's the one posting the rumors with ridiculous headlines, after all.