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corpium · 4 months ago

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it has been over a year and a half since I bit my ex to stop him from strangling me (also since he had the utter gall to call me an animal for it), and still he continues to email me. IRS, please hurry up and get this man.

#like pls government i know you are slow but mighty when it comes to money #but can you please hurry it up just a teeny tiny bit #my 'if i go missing' email folder grows ever larger #like yes dude #i know i'm the best thing that ever happened to you and you dont deserve me #that's why i left you dumbass #also pls stop inflicting your terrible attempts at poetry on me #your writing sucks #hopefully the next email includes another criminal self-incrimination i can use to sick another government body on his ass #looking at you California #um #domestic violence tw #xD #ranting into the abyss here because if i respond to him i will only fuel him

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