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normanblowup · 3 years ago

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Out In The Cabin

Werebear!William Murderface x reader

Summary: the reader gets lost off a hiking path in a nondescript mountainous area.

Warnings: body horror, bears, fear, the reader has a minor injury, swearing, murderface and his bear form are very stinky :) (also reader is not vegetarian/vegan)

Words: 2612 😳

A/n: I put a lot of love and effort into the art and this fic... I love murderface and I love bears and I love cabins in the woods... (the ending is super cheesy pls ignore that)

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You’d lost the trail an hour ago. Go hiking, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. It wasn’t. You’re sweaty, lost, and about to break down crying when you notice the sun dropping below the tree line. Oh. No. The multitude of ‘Warning: Bears’ signs you’d seen at the beginning of the hiking path come to haunt your mind. You're lost in the woods and a bear is going to maul you. It's just going to happen at this point, it's karma.

You plop down onto the slightly damp earth beneath you. It soaks through your shorts a little but you don't have the energy to care. Looking up at the sky, you sigh in desperation, how the hell are you going to find your way out? Everything looks the same! The trees are the same, the leaves are the same, and even the large log in the middle of the clearing is the same! This is why it's so confusing when you stand up and trip right over it.

The ground is unbelievably hard when you face plant right into it with a thump. It takes about two minutes before you push yourself up onto your arms with tears in your eyes and blood dripping down your nose. At first, that’s all you think has been hurt but soon enough, your ankle starts to throb. Nothing feels broken, and you’re not screaming in agony, but it definitely hurts.

It almost starts to hurt worse when you sit up and make eye contact with the biggest bear you’ve ever seen. He's got mud on his gigantic paws and he sits quietly at the edge of the small clearing, right next to a tree that looks minuscule beside him. His bright, murky green eyes stare incredulously at you, he huffs quietly and it reminds you of a chuckle. Of course, the fucking bear is laughing at you, what else could it be?

Your blood has run cold and there's seemingly no escape, the bear steps forward. He's close enough that you can smell him (which isn't very close), and it's rancid. He smells almost like a carcass, and it makes you wonder if he must’ve eaten recently. You also realize that he's not even remotely a black bear, which is the native bear in the area. He's a Kodiak but that makes no sense, you aren't in Alaska or anywhere else Kodiak bears live. He's massive and he stalks towards you even more, and it dawns on you that he can probably smell your blood.

You know that most bears don't attack, especially not around where you live, but he's weird. He's an outlier, what if he's violent? He's not a mother, you can tell both by the absent cubs and the very obvious thing between his legs. So, there's no real reason for him to hurt you, but he smells like he just ate a dead thing... Maybe he's what killed it. The question is: is he still hungry?

He huff's once more and plops his behind right down in front of you. He sniffs the air around you and his wet nose tickles your face, you're frozen in fear and you're pretty close to pissing yourself. But if you do that, he might just laugh at you again. He reaches a long-clawed paw out towards your face, he's being uncharacteristically gentle; no animal acts like this. His little, fluffy, round ears wiggle about and he rubs his big, stinky head all over your face and neck. It makes you want to vomit.

His nose stops just below yours and he sniffs the now-dried blood. He chuffs in what sounds like disdain or disappointment and he leans back to take a good look at you. He lazily ambles in a circle around you, seemingly checking for other injuries. He stops at your lightly swollen ankle and gently taps it with the pad of his paw, careful not to let his claws near.

The small pressure makes you hiss and pull your leg away from him, which in turn makes him whine and butt his head against your side. He pushes you forward accidentally and you flop onto the ground, with a higher-pitched whine he shoves his face against yours. He looks into your eyes and whines some more, but you aren't sure what he wants so you stay still and quiet. His eyes are unnaturally moss green, you’ve only ever seen bears with brown eyes.

He leans his immense cranium lower to your shirt neckline, and he tugs on it with his sharp teeth. It makes your breathing speed up and your heart rate soar, he tugs harder and pulls you up. You fall back when he lets go, but he continues to grab and pull, grab and pull. He obviously wants you to go somewhere but you're so terrified that you couldn't possibly get up. And just before you can let go of your bladder, he grunts and trudges away.

You watch intensely as his backside wobbles away, finally far out of view. You start sobbing, all the relief running through your veins give you an adrenaline boost and you jump up and start to hobble off in a random direction.

“Where the hell are you going?” A loud voice calls out and you practically fly out of your skin, you whip around and stare at the tall, curly, brown-haired man in front of you. He's wearing a flannel jacket and the most stained tank top you've ever seen, his shorts are a dark brown and his yellow boots stick out like a sore thumb. You're around ten feet away but you can still tell that he smells almost as bad as the bear did. But he's much more approachable... Which is hilarious given his large, angry eyebrows and irritated pose.

“I-i don't know...there was a bear!” You answer, your voice shaking and cracking more than you'd like. You hold up your arms in demonstration of how big the bear was. “He-he was massive! And he tried to eat me!”

Well, maybe that's not quite true but you're too shaky and fear-riddled to correct yourself. The man chuckles, and if you weren't so high on adrenaline and lightheadedness you'd think he was attractive. He has a large gap between his teeth and it makes his words sound like they've been put in a blender but it's actually very endearing.

“Let me take you back to my housche. Your ankle looksch fuckin’ busted up.” He walks over, being mindful of the log you just tripped over. He holds a hand out, you don't think twice before taking it. You trust him more than the bear. He holds you up with an arm under your shoulder and leads you through the trees that the bear went through, it doesn't dawn on your now-sleepy mind that the bear could be down that way. It's hard to breathe walking next to the man.

It's not long before you're being sat down outside of a large wooden cabin, it's got a warm, lovely glow, and it makes you want to fall asleep. He goes up to the door to open it, then comes back and helps you up like before. Walking in, you're met with a warm gust of air, it's so much nicer than the dewy, cold air of the outside. He sits you down on a deep brown couch in front of the large fireplace in the living room. He shuts the door quietly.

“My namesch uh... William.” He mumbles awkwardly, and your half-asleep voice tells him your own name. It's only a few minutes before you're completely passed out on the couch, bloody nose and swollen ankle forgotten.

You wake up every hour or so, the first time you can hear the sound of a bath running in the bathroom. The next time you catch a glimpse of a wet washcloth with the blood from your face on it, and William kneeling down to look at your ankle. The final time you wake up, it's the morning after and you can smell bacon and eggs being cooked somewhere behind you.

You look down and you realize you've been moved to a laying down position on the couch. You're careful of your swollen, bandaged ankle and stand slowly. You look over at the burnt-out fireplace and decide to hobble into the kitchen behind you. William is stood over the stove, grabbing bacon out of a pan with a pair of tongs. He scoops the eggs onto two plates as well.

“Mornin’.” He grunts, not taking one glance back at you. Although, he did sniff the air slightly before he spoke. Strange.

“Good morning.” You murmur quietly, and shift over to sit down at the kitchen table behind him.

“Howsch your ankle? It's not gone, isch it?” He grumbles without humor but you can tell he was trying to joke.

“No, it's not gone. It's better.” You giggle lightly. You both are soon eating the food he'd prepared and it fills you up better than the many granola bars you'd eaten the day before. You really hadn't been prepared for that hike.

He smells better than he did yesterday, it's not quite a soap smell. It's more natural and musky but it's much better than the dead smell before. He makes a few crude jokes over breakfast but it's not upsetting, you'd rather have poor jokes over the maw of that bear. Speaking of maws, Will eats with fervor like an animal starved.

“You're gonna have to schtay here a few daysch. You can't walk on that. You uh, you schouldn’t, I mean.” He mutters, looking away to try and hide his awkward blush. He must be embarrassed by his small command. You're really not upset about staying with him, he’s a fairly good cook.

After breakfast, he helps you sit back on the couch and turns on the TV for you. He leaves after about thirty minutes and you spend a few hours wondering where he could’ve gone. When he comes back to the cabin, it’s nearly night, and you both have a conversation about how long you’ll be staying.

Apparently, you’d walked ten miles. The trail was only five. And William won’t be able to drive you back to town because, of course, he doesn’t own a car. You asked why and he’d said it was because he was completely self-sustainable out here. So, it looks like you’ll be staying with him until your ankle gets better and you can walk back to town.

Dinner is quiet. Will cooked up some chicken and mashed potatoes, it’s probably the best chicken you’ve ever had. Its not too dry or too slimy, it’s just good. The food is all you can really focus on, unless you want to have a staring competition with William. He hasn’t taken his eyes off you since you both sat down. It’s only a little creepy, but mostly flattering. He seems to really like the way you look.

You sleep on the couch for the next few weeks, your ankle gets propped up on a pillow. Will leaves every day, and now that your ankle has gotten significantly better, the curiosity grows even more and you can’t stop yourself from following him.

You wait a few minutes before leaving, and you try to trail behind him by many feet so he doesn’t notice. Thankfully, he doesn’t because this would be very hard to explain. He walks down many trails, sometimes veering off course, and he seems to have the entire forest memorized. You almost lose track of him a few times but you always catch up eventually.

Soon he stops by a little alcove, it has a little hot spring inside it. You start getting nervous, hiding behind a large pile of rocks, you don’t want to peep on him bathing. So, when he starts to undress you look away quickly. But he starts to grunt, like he’s in pain and you can’t help but look over.

He’s naked but he’s hunched over, the bones in his back start to shift and crackle. The hair that was already on his back and neck starts to grow out, his feet and hands elongate and constrict. His fingers fuse together and his joints pop in protest, he roars out and it sounds anything but human. Tears have started to roll down your face, you cover your mouth to stop any sobs from escaping and alerting him.

He falls down, his skin fully covering in fur, his body keeps shifting till the bear you saw all those weeks ago is cowered in front of the pool. He looks up hesitantly as you duck behind the rocks, you can hear him sniffing the air. He’s searching for you, he grunts and snuffles, still in pain but quickly recovering. Your crying gives you away as he trots around the mound of rocks you hide behind.

You jump to your feet and run back in the direction of the cabin. He roars in agony and the sound of his massive paws hitting the ground only makes you sprint faster. You get to the cabin and turn to look back, only to notice he’d stopped following you awhile back.

You enter the cabin and decide to wait for him to come back, hopefully in human form. Your ankle is pulsing, it’s not fully healed and you just ran for possibly miles.

It takes hours before he gets back, he opens the door gently and practically sneaks into the house. His face is covered in tears and dirt and his clothes are slightly ripped. He doesn’t notice you at first, but when he does he jumps in shock.

“Y-you’re schtill here?” He whines his rhetorical question and tries to hold back his sobbing, the same way you had before he found you.

“Y-yeah. Pretty stupid right?” You laugh humorlessly, you watch as he plops down on the couch beside you. Your face falls and you can’t help but ask: “What are you?”

He looks up at you with sadness in his eyes, the same murky, moss eyes as the bear. He huffs, and his posture sags in both guilt and sorrow. He wrings his hands together then leans forward and holds his head. The sunset through the window shines through the curls on his head, your heart lurches and your upset that you ever felt the need to run away from him. Sure, he turned into a bear, but it was still the semi-gentle, if crude, man that’s been taking care of you for weeks. The man that you’ve developed feelings for.

“I-i’m juscht like you… I can juscht, y’know. Turn into a bear.” He grumbles and looks away, there are many scratches along his neck and arms. You decide then that you’ll stay with him, it’s just going to take a little while to get used to the bear thing. You guide his head back to look at you with a finger under his chin, you lean in and give him a quick kiss on the lips and pull him in for a hug before you can get too embarrassed.

“Okay.”

That’s all you say but the acceptance that one word has makes him crumble in your arms. His fluffy head falls onto your shoulder and his scratchy mustache tickles your skin. He mumbles his thanks, tries to muffle his sniffles and hopes that you can’t feel the tears running down your neck and staining your shirt.

He clings to you with force but you don’t mind, you don’t plan on letting go anytime soon either.

#werebear!william murderface x reader #william murderface x reader #metalocalypse fanfic #metalocalypse x reader #my writing #monsterklok

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shangsclaws · 4 years ago

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S/O with Clan Tattoos

requested by the freaking talented @zombbean !! thanks for taking up my request (<< check it out!!) 🥰

includes: Kuai Liang/SubZero and Kabal

Kuai Liang/SubZero

Kuai has seen these forms of art before, but never among other Lin Kuei.

He is not opposed to them — the people he’s met have always had good reason to get themselves tatted (minus Johnny), and even if that wasn’t the case, any design can fascinate him (well...all except for the blatantly bad ones of course).

Seeing that his s/o has a Lin Kuei tattoo will greatly impress him. He’ll take it as a sign of their dedication to the clan, and if anything he might even get some ideas.

Does that mean he'll make it mandatory for all Lin Kuei to get tattoos? No, but he toys with the thought. Wherever the tattoo was on his s/o, then the rest of the clan would get it there too (unless it's on some really incriminating place lol). Getting a tattoo could be the cause for a formal ceremony, even. Ideas, ideas, ideas.

That said, Kuai will probably get one too. He'll just put a lot of thought into it first, as he feels putting anything permanent on the body has to be well planned out. Where he decides to put it will most likely match where his s/o has it, or somewhere where it can be humbly hidden under his garments.

Kabal (Pre-Krispy!)

He probably has way more tattoos than what's seen in mk11, let's be real. It's all hidden under his tank top. Maybe some on his legs?

Getting the Black Dragon tattoo was more of a spur of the moment thing, he was probably so ecstatic at this one paycheck and said 'fuck it, why not'

Does he regret it? In the presence of Kano, maybe, otherwise he doesn't so much mind it. Seeing that his s/o also has a Black Dragon tattoo will make him feel much better about his spontaneous splurging. He'll happily play it off as if it's some sort of soulmate thing.

"See that? We're meant to be, y/n. Meant to be."

Bonus points if him and his s/o actually got the tattoos at the same time. Kabal was most likely opposed to it at first — as much as he likes his money, he doesn't like his boss. He would have much preferred to get a cheesy couple tattoo, or maybe go so far as to have each other's names tatted instead.

"babe...can u get my name tatted on ur ass pls...i’ll pay u back...u know i got the money...”

The best way to convince him into actually getting the Black Dragon tattoo is to stoke his ego like the puppy dog he is — say that one day he'll boot Kano out of his position, and the tat will have a whole new meaning.

#raise ur hand if you'd get kabal's name tatted on ur ass #not me but im curious #mortal kombat x reader #kabal x reader #kuai liang x reader #sub zero x reader #kabal #kuai liang #sub zero

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watchyourbluesturngolden · 4 years ago

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cats and babies

This is the first piece I’ve ever written so if anyone sees this be nice pls and thank u

There could be typos/ weird formatting, this was typed entirely on my phone

I also feel the need to say all of my medical knowledge is from Grey’s anatomy and googling things I saw on grey’s anatomy so this is probably not that accurate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Word count: 6,160

Warnings: Car accidents, blood, angst (but with a v happy ending ofc bc sad endings are Not For Me), hospitals/medical stuff, again a very happy ending, I would like to emphasize the happy ending so no one gets scared away from reading this, did I mention there’s a happy ending?

"So, what'd'ya say? Chinese?"

They were deciding where to go for dinner after a long day of touring their favorite art museums. Harry and Y/N had been dating about two years now, and (cheesy as it sounds) they loved each other more and more every day.

"Chinese sounds great," Y/N smiled, glancing over at Harry. The golden sun reflected off his curls, making him look absolutely angelic.

He smiled, which turned into a chuckle, which turned into full blown laughter. She was confused. "What is it?" What's so hilariou- eyes on the road!!"

"Sorry, sorry," he laughed. "Nothing, just- do you-" he breathed slowly, calming down a bit. "Do you remember the first time we had Chinese food? She blushed, laughing with him at the memory.

Their first date had been... disastrous, to say the least. They had both been nervous, but both trying to act confident. They had decided on a nice, fancy, black tie restaurant, and Y/N was excited. When he picked her up in a limousine, she was hardly unable to contain herself.

However, their plan fell apart almost from the beginning. When they got to the place, a big red sign read "CLOSED FOR REPAIRS"

"Ooook... that's... weird," Y/N had grimaced. "What should we do now?"

"Uh... we could... try the one a few blocks over? Yeah, that's a good place too, I know the owner. He always has a table for me. That'll work!"

Y/N hasn't quite cared about the wrench thrown into their plans. She really liked Harry so far, and she though he liked her too. So she chirped "Sure! Sounds great."

She hadn't noticed how embarrassed he looked when he opened the car door for her. He couldn't believe his luck! He was finally on a date with a girl he really liked, really wanted to impress, and the best restaurant in town closed with no notice? How could this happen? But he shook it off, climbing in after her and alerting the driver of their change of plans.

When they got to the next place, Harry immediately got worried. It looked very crowded, and while the owner usually held a table for Harry, it didn't seem so tonight.

He pulled out his phone.

"Hey, Luke! Yeah, I'm great! Listen, do you by any chance have a table-" He paused, and then his face fell. His voice kept its happy tone, though. "No, no problem at all, I understand. Yeah, for sure, a different night. Thank you!" He hung up, looking more than a little dejected.

Y/N put a hand on his arm. "It's ok, I promise. I swear I didn't just agree to go out with you for the fancy food. We can go anywhere, 'Im really not upset!"

"Agh, thank you. You're very sweet. But really, you deserve a fancy place. Only it seems everyone in the world is determined to make sure we don't get to do that," He huffed. "Maybe..." And he pulled out his phone again. He glanced at her curious face. "How do you feel about Chinese?" He asked sheepishly.

Y/N beamed. "I love it," and there was no trace of insincerity on her face.

"Right then, Chinese it is!" he found the closest place on his phone, telling the driver the address.

After a few minutes of eating, Y/N looked around the table for a fork. She could handle big foods, like the chicken, with the chopsticks, but definitely not the rice.

Harry asked what she needed. She was a bit embarrassed to tell him she wasn't good enough with chopsticks to eat her rice, but he was kind about it. He helped show her how to use them without making too big of a mess. Still, she dropped half her plate on a napkin in her lap.

At the end of their meal, Y/N burst out laughing when she picked up her napkin. Harry looked at her, confused, until she placed what was basically a full serving of rice on the table. He was also unable to contain his laughter, to which Y/N responded by throwing a few grains of rice at him.

He threw a balled up napkin at her, and she blew a straw wrapper in his face. This escalated until she splashed what was left of her water glass on him. There was stunned silence for a moment, and Y/N thought she went too far. Then he looked at her and burst into laughter. She sighed in relief, laughing with him. "I'm sorry, that was too much," but she couldn't keep the smile off her face at the sight of the water dripping down his face.

"A little water never hurt anyone," he said, his eyes twinkling as he splashed her with his own water.

Y/N was pulled from the happy memory of their first date when the car skidded on the ice.

"Careful... if I'd known it was this slippery we'd have found a closer place," she said nervously.

"Nah, we've talked about this, the only good place is the one two towns over. I understand you love Minnesota and all but it is NOT the best place to find good Chinese food," he smirked.

"I will not have this Minnesota slander, not in this house. Maybe you're the issue, with your sophisticated taste and all," Y/N said, laughing at his disgruntled look. "Sophisticated? I took you for Chinese food on our first date. Nothing about that screams "sophisticated" to me."

"Yeah, but we were dressed VERY fancy. That counts," Y/N laughed.

"Oh really? that's what makes me sophisticated? alright then, you're right, I'm, extremely-"

The car slid just a little too far for Y/N's liking.

"Harry, are you sure it's safe to be driving on this? I think it's getting worse, and- look, it's starting to rain." She checked the weather on her phone. "Yeah, it's at that weird temperature where it's halfway freezing. The road will be worse on the way back."

"I think we're ok," He reassured her. "The car has 4 wheel drive, and I'll go slow. I think the biggest danger is us not getting our Chinese food," he smiled at her. "Uh, no," Y/N said, rolling her eyes. "I'd say the biggest danger is crashing and dying in a firey car wreck."

"Always so negative, Y/N," Harry laughed. "We're perfectly fine-" he spoke too soon, because right then the car slid again. A lot, this time. They almost slid right through a stop sign.

Y/N clutched the armrest.

"We're almost there, you better not kill me before I get my Chinese food, Styles. I finally know how to eat rice with chopsticks without..." She stopped halfway through her sentence because she was laughing so hard. "Without... dropping all of it on my lap."

They dissolved into giggles, especially when Harry said, "got any more water to throw at me?"

The car slid once more, and Y/N felt her pocket nervously. She had bought a ring for Harry. It was nothing too special, but it was the one year anniversary of the first time they had gone to an art museum together. She wanted to commemorate that with something special, so she had gone to the museum gift shop and found the perfect ring. It had a silver band, a little thinner than the rest of his, and a labradorite stone set into it. She thought it would complement his other jewelry nicely.

She kept her hand on the little box in her pocket, careful not to make Harry suspicious.

He wasn't looking at her, though; he was completely focused on the road. His hands gripped the wheel hard enough to turn his knuckles white. Y/N felt a little more nervous seeing this. Harry was an excellent driver, and he usually had one hand on the wheel and the other holding hers. He only gripped the wheel this tightly when he felt unsafe driving.

Y/N looked out at the darkening sky. She was not a fan of storms, especially ones that make the roads icy. Like a true Minnesotan, she knew that under the right circumstances, a bit of rain could make it nearly impossible to drive.

A car sped past them, almost veering into their lane when it went over a particularly icy patch.

"Harry, really, I don't know if we should keep going," Y/N said nervously.

"I know, but I'm not sure what we should do. I think it's safer to just keep going and hope the rain stops. We're about 10 minutes away, but if we turn around it's almost a 2 hour drive."

"Yeah... you're right. It's better to just keep going. Just... go slow," Y/N said, biting the inside of her cheek.

"Stop doing that," Harry chided in a singsong voice.

"How can you even tell? you weren't even looking at me," Y/N laughed.

"I know how you are when you're nervous, Y/N. Biting your cheek won't do anything but hurt."

Y/N smiled. She had never had someone care this much about her. Someone who knew her this well, almost better than she knew herself. She was so hopelessly in love...

She was so busy thinking about what she would say when she gave him the ring that she didn't hear the horn blaring. She looked up just in time to see the truck driving straight down the middle of the road towards them.

She could tell instantly the driver of the truck couldn't do anything. He was sliding on the ice like they had before. Harry jerked the wheel to the right, moving the car out of the way.

It wasn't enough.

Y/N heard a horribly loud crashing noise, and then there was nothing.

Y/N shot straight up out of the bed she was in, gasping. Someone put their hands on her shoulders, trying to soothe her and get her to lay back down. She pushed the hands away as her vision came into focus. She was in a room filled with people and noise and 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦.

She panicked for a minute before she realized where she was. Clearly an Emergency Room. There were 4 doctors and nurses around her, checking her eyes, ears, reflexes, pulse, breathing. She threw her arms out to try and get some space. One of the nurses caught her hand, holding it in both of hers.

"Y/N, you're alright. You're in the hospital. You were in a car accident. Do you have any pain? Whe-"

"Harry! Where's Harry?? I need to see him, I have to, I have to go-" She stuttered as she pushed the doctors away from her, trying to get up again.

The same nurse held her back.

"Y/N, we need to make sure you're ok before you can get up. If you let us help, you'll be able to see Harry sooner. Can you lay back? Do you have any pain?"

"No, no I'm fine, I'm ok! I need to see Harry, I need to know if he's ok! Please!" Y/N looked frantically around at the doctors, hoping one of them knew something.

The doctor who appeared to be in charge ordered, "Someone go get an update on the guy they brought in with her. See how he's doing."

"Thank you, thank you so much," Y/N breathed, finally laying back.

"There we go. Do you have any pain Y/N?" The nurse asked again.

"No, I'm totally fine. I'm- " Y/N brushed her hair out of her face. When are brought her arm down, she saw that her hand was covered in blood. "I'm bleeding!" She cried, panicking.

"It's ok, it's not too bad," one of the doctors said, examining her head. "It looks like it'll need maybe 5 or 6 stitches. We can fix that up right away."

Y/N closed her eyes. How had this happened? Harry moved the wheel, she knew he did. How had they crashed this badly?

The doctor who had been sent to check on Harry came back into the room. Y/N snapped her eyes open, looking at her expectantly.

"He is stable. That's the important thing right now. However, he's been pretty badly injured. He broke his femur and clavicle. He has a small brain bleed, and he is covered in cuts from the glass. He's also pretty bruised from the airbag and seatbelt. He is intubated, because he was having some trouble breathing. He might need surgery to repair the brain bleed, but right now they're waiting and hoping it will get better on it's own."

Y/N exhaled. "But... he's ok? I mean... he's alive?"

The doctor smiled. "Yes. He's doing ok."

Y/N finally allowed herself to breathe. She noticed she was crying but she didn't do anything to wipe her tears away.

"Ok, Y/N," said the doctor stitching up her face. "I'm finished here. You need to stay here for a little while longer so we can monitor you. There is an IV in your arm to keep you hydrated. If you need anything, call for a nurse. Also, and this is important, don't get out of this bed without someone helping you. You've been through a lot today, but the adrenaline is wearing off, which might make you feel shaky. Do you need anything right now?"

"No, I'm... I'm fine. Thank you," Y/N said, wiping her eyes.

After he left her bed, she felt her pocket. She breathed a sigh of relief when she felt the ring still there. Then she mentally kicked herself for being worried about a silly ring when Harry was... no. She wouldn't let herself think that. Harry was 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦. They were both alive, and they were both ok.

About an hour later, a nurse came in. After confirming that she felt totally fine, Y/N anxiously asked when she could see Harry.

"I'm sorry, the ICU is family only," The nurse said. She really did look sorry, but this did nothing to make Y/N feel better.

"I- I'm his wife!" Y/N said quickly, not even thinking. She most definitely was 𝘯𝘰𝘵 his wife. She wasn't even his fiancee. She slipped the ring from her pocket onto her finger, then held up her hand to the nurse.

The nurse pretended not to notice the fact that the ring hadn't been there before, and that the ring was easily a size too big. "Oh! Then of course you can see him," She said, helping Y/N off the bed slowly. "I'll take you to his room."

"Thank you so much," Y/N said, taking her first few steps slowly.

"Careful- you're still attached to this IV pole," The nurse said, adjusting the tubing so it wasn't in her way. "You can hold onto it for support- yes, just like that."

Y/N got more nervous with every step towards Harry's room. What would he look like? Would he be in pain? Would he know who she was? Would he... be mad at her?

When she walked into his room, she almost started crying all over again. He looked, well, awful. He was covered in cuts and bruises. He had several tubes and wires connected to him, as well as a large tube taped in his mouth. He had a cast on his leg and a sling on his arm.

Y/N looked at the nurse who was taking his vitals.

"How is he?" She asked in a small voice.

"He's ok for now. He is stable, which is very good. He's unconscious, but we hope to see him wake up soon. You can sit with him, hold his hand, talk to him. If you need anything, just press the call button."

She left, leaving Y/N and Harry alone. This time, she really did start crying. This was awful, and it was all her fault. She was the one who wanted to go for Chinese food. She was the one who picked today, the first wintery stormy day of the year to go for a long drive. And now..

"Harry... Harry I'm so sorry," Y/N said, sniffling. She held onto his hand, the one that wasn't attached to a broken collarbone. "This is all my fault, and now you're... and I got off with nothing but a cut on my forehead, and it's not fair and I'm so sorry," She let out a sob.

She continued on like this, crying and talking and crying some more, for a few hours, before she fell asleep in the chair next to him. She woke up around 9 the next morning with a stiff next and puffy eyes. She looked at his face, still covered in bruises, and kissed his hand. The nurse came in to check on him and told Y/N to go get some breakfast, reminding her that she couldn't care for Harry if she didn't care for herself. Y/N reluctantly agreed, going as fast as she could. The nurse had disconnected her IV sometime in the night, and she could move much faster without it.

She got back to the room with her bagel and resumed her position in the chair right next to Harry. She talked to him as if he was awake, imagining she heard his beautiful voice responding to her.

She had managed to keep the crying to a minimum today. She kept telling herself that if- no, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 Harry woke up, she didn't want to look like a monster with red eyes.

Her phone had been found by some paramedics, so she found Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone online and began to read to him. It was a little weird, but Harry loved these books, especially when he was sick.

Y/N was used to just imagining she heard his voice with her in the room, but suddenly she heard something that wasn't her. She gasped.

"He's choking!! Nurse!!" She yelled for help, frantically pushing the call button. "Help!"

Several nurses rushed in. One ushered Y/N back and out of the room, telling her to give them space to work.

"What's- What's happening? What are they doing??" Y/N tried to go back in, but the nurse held her shoulders.

"He's trying to breathe over the tube, Y/N. That's a very good sign. It means he's breathing on his own," The nurse said, trying to keep Y/N calm.

"Does- does that mean he's waking up?" Y/N asked, not wanting to get her hopes up.

"Not for sure, but it's a very good sign."

After a few minutes, the nurses came out of Harry's room, looking excited. "Y/N, he's awake! He's very groggy and can't speak yet, but he is definitely awake. You can go in and sit with him again if you'd like. We gave him some more medicine for the pain, so you have about 15 minutes to talk before he starts going a little..." She made a swirling motion next to her head.

Y/N didn't care if he was high on morphine. She just cared that he was alive and awake and didn't... hate her.

Harry was laying in the bed, looking at her with great concern in his tired eyes. He opened his mouth to speak, but no noise came out. Y/N rushed over to take his hand.

"It's ok, they said you might not be able to talk for a little while yet. It's ok, I'm here, it's ok," Y/N said, smoothing his hair.

Harry cleared his throat, coughing. He gestured toward the water cup on his side table.

"Oh, of course." Y/N picked up the pitcher and poured him a glass, setting it in his good hand.

He raised the straw shakily to his lips as Y/N watched carefully to make sure he didn't spill. She gently lifted the cup out of his hands when he held it up to her.

His small smile was enough to make Y/N cry all over again.

"Oh, Harry," She cried, holding her head in her hands. "It's all my fault. I'm so sorry this happened, I did this to you- you almost died!"

"W-what?"

Y/N whipped her head up. "You can talk?" She said, overjoyed.

Harry coughed and spoke again. "Of course I can talk."

His voice was rough and it sounded like it hurt everytime he spoke, but it was the most beautiful thing Y/N had ever heard.

"What are you talking about, it's all your fault?" He rasped, looking utterly confused. "What even happened?"

With tears leaking from her eyes, Y/N explained all she knew, which still wasn't much. Harry remembered everything as she told him, both their eyes watering as her voice shook.

"Why... why're you crying? Does your forehead hurt? I can call the nurse..." He reached for the call button.

"No, no, I'm ok," She took his hand in hers. "I'm just so sorry, because it honestly is my fault, I'm the one who wanted Chinese food and picked 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 of all days to drive 2 hours away and-"

He cut her off by raising his finger to her lips.

"It's not your fault... it's mine. I'm the one who convinced you the only good Chinese food is so far away and I'm the one who was driving. I couldn't keep you safe..."

Harry had never looked so sad.

"No!" Y/N exclaimed. "Do you not see me right now? I'm absolutely fine, you did keep me safe. You swerved out of the way... wait a minute," She paused, realization hitting her. "You didn't think we could avoid the truck at all, did you? You knew it would hit us either way, but you made sure it would hit as far from me as possible."

Harry looked down. "I figured you're more important than me, I had to do what I could."

"Harry Styles!" Y/N whisper-yelled. "If you weren't so 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 I would 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘬 you right now! How could you do that? How could you put yourself in 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 like that?"

"Oh, that's actually why I got so injured, because I knew you'd try to hit me for this," He smiled charmingly at Y/N. She just scowled.

"Did you really expect me to just say, "oh well, guess she's a goner! bye Y/N! nice knowin' ya!" No, of course not. Of course I'd put myself in danger for you. Always."

Y/N's lip trembled. "Why do you have to be so romantic after you do such stupid things? it makes it really hard to stay mad at you," She said, wiping her eyes.

"Yeah, that was the goal there," He laughed.

Then he caught sight of the ring on her finger.

"That's pretty, when did you get that?" He mock gasped. "Did you get engaged while I was in a coma?"

“No," Y/N laughed. "It's funny actually. I bought it from the museum gift shop. I wanted to give it to you as a present, for the anniversary of the first time we went there together. I was going to give it to you over Chinese food, and it was going to be 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 and 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘨𝘪𝘤 and 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭."

Harry smiled. "That's lovely of you, darling. Why... why's it on your finger though?"

"Oh! right." Y/N sheepishly pulled the ring off her finger. "They wouldn't let me see you because I'm not family, so I threw it on and said we were married," She said, blushing furiously. "Sorry about that."

Harry smiled. "Why are you sorry?"

"Um... we're 𝘯𝘰𝘵 married... so... I don't know, I just thought you might think it's weird, or, something..." Y/N finished lamely. She held the ring out to him.

"Happy anniversary."

"Why don't you keep it?"

"Right, of course, you don't need a reminder of this day," Y/N slipped the ring back into her pocket, on the verge of tears because she messed up 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.

"No, that's not... I meant, why don't you keep it... on your finger?"

She pulled the ring out of her pocket again, looking confused. "Why?"

Harry plucked it out of her hand, holding it up to her. "Because I want you to marry me," He said, slipping it onto her finger with the sweetest smile she had ever seen.

Y/N smiled at him. "It's ok, Harry, you're very high on all the painkillers right now. I won't hold you to anything you say," She laughed a little.

"I'm not... why would I be on painkiller... oh yeah," Harry grinned, looking around. "I remember why I'm high right now."

"Riiight."

"I might be high, but I still want to marry you," he said is a singsong voice.

Y/N laughed. "Harry, why don't we talk about this when you're sober, ok?"

Harry pouted. "Please? Please marry me? I love you, and you're so pretty, and you're so nice to animals..." He started crying, apparently at how nice Y/N was to animals. "And... a cat! We can get a cat together!"

"Harry, baby, don't cry, of course we can get a cat," She gently wiped the tears from his bruised face.

"I won't stop crying until you say you'll marry me," Harry said defiantly, gripping Y/N's arm. "Pleeeaaase?"

"Ok, Harry, yes, I will marry you. Sure. You can stop crying now, ok?"

"That's good, I'm glad, because you're my favorite person, and I looooove you, and you're my baaaaby..."

At this point Harry was just singing random words, usually circling back to "baaaaby" and "looooove youuuu".

Y/N felt happy for the first time in what felt like years, while really it had been less than 24 hours.

Eventually, he wanted to see the ring again. Y/N held up her hand and he gasped.

"It's so beautiful! I'll buy you a real one though, a real ring for our real wedding. Then we'll get a real house and have real babies, and a real cat," He said, with the dopiest grin Y/N had ever seen.

"Oh? We'll have babies, huh? How many babies will we have?"

"3," He answered quickly. "Two girls and a boy. No... 4. Two of each. That way they won't team up one of them."

"Oh, sounds like you've thought about this a lot," Y/N laughed.

"Every single day since we started dating, you know why?"

"Why?"

He motioned for her to lean closer.

"Because I looooove you," He sang in her ear.

She pulled back, kissing his swollen cheek.

"You're a sweetheart," She said affectionately.

"So're you," He smiled.

"I kind of like drugged Harry," Y/N laughed. "He's very cute."

"Drugged Harry also likes drugged Harry, he feels like he's floating."

"Oh, so drugged Harry talks about himself in the third person?"

"He does now!" Harry smiled at her again. "Drugged Harry is tired... he's just going to..."

Then the monitors started beeping rapidly. Several nurses ran in, bustling around and shouting various medical terminology. Another nurse ushered Y/N out of Harry's room for the second time that day.

"No! No, I need to stay with him! I can't-"

"Shh... it's alright. They're going to do everything they can to help him. You have to let them help him. Why don't we go to the waiting room?"

Y/N exhaled shakily. If she couldn't stay with Harry, she might as well sit instead of hovering around the corner.

"Yes, let's go to the waiting room," She said, after a few deep breaths.

Y/N had been sitting on the waiting room for what felt like an eternity, but a glance at her phone told her it had only been 45 minutes.

A woman in a surgical gown approached her, and Y/N stood up quickly. "What happened?" She asked immediately.

"Unfortunately, your husband's brain bleed did not resolve itself like we had hoped. He is in surgery, and for right now he's doing well," the surgeon said, looking sympathetic.

"Ok... why did the monitors freak out? Did his heart stop? Is he going to wake up from surgery?"

"The monitors went off because his heart was having trouble, but they were able to resuscitate him through CPR and defibrillation. It's too soon to know if he will wake up, but the surgeon is hopeful. I will come back to update you as soon as I can."

"Ok, thank you," Y/N said, sinking back into her chair.

She felt a pain in her chest, like real, actual pain. What would she do without Harry? How would she live with herself, knowing he died trying to save her?

She caught a glimpse of the ring on her finger and choked back a sob. Would she tell people she was engaged? No, of course not. Harry had been completely out of his mind when he'd asked her.

She slumped down in her chair, wanting to curl up and cry. Instead, she called her mom. Through her tears, she explained everything that happened.

"Oh, honey," Her mom sighed. "I'm so sorry. I'm on my way. I'll be there in about 7 hours, I'm sorry it'll take so long. Do you want to stay on the phone with me?"

"No, I can't," Y/N sniffled. "I have to call Harry's family."

"Do you want me to do that? I wouldn't mind, they're-"

"No, mom, thank you, but I should. I- I'm going to go. Love you," Y/N said, hanging up the phone.

Checking her phone, Y/N realized it was the middle of the night in London where Harry's family lived. She didn't think she should wait, so she called Anne without another thought.

"Oh, Y/N, I'm so sorry. We're getting the soonest flight. We won't be there until tomorrow morning. Will you be alright alone? Is your mother coming?"

"Yes, my mom's on her way. I'm ok, thank you," Y/N said, rubbing her eyes.

After she hung up the phone, it set in just how exhausted she was. She had slept poorly the night before, because of the awkwardness of sleeping in a chair and because she was so, so, worried for Harry.

She drifted into a fitful sleep where she dreamed of cars crashing, rings flying around, and Harry standing just out of her reach. He was like a rainbow, the closer she got to him, the more he faded.

She startled awake and realized there were tears on her face. She checked her phone, seeing that it had only been 3 hours.

She saw the same woman from before approaching her, this time wearing just scrubs.

Y/ N stood to meet her.

"Harry is out of surgery and doing well. We were able to repair the brain bleed. His heart stopped on the table," Y/N gasped at this, "But we were able to get him back. His ribs will be very sore and possibly even broken. All that aside, he is doing well, Mrs. Styles, and you can see him now," She said, Leading Y/N to the elevator.

Her breath trembled as they walked towards his room.

Harry was laying in his bed, looking like a fragile child. Even though he was so much bigger than her, right now he seemed so... small.

Y/N looked at the nurse, asking to sit with him. She nodded and explained that two of his ribs were fractured and his collarbone would hurt him a lot when he woke up.

Y/N held his hand with a featherlight touch, unwilling to jostle him even the smallest bit.

After about an hour of her reading to him, she felt a small movement, barely even noticeable. Was it...?

She felt another movement. This time she was sure of it. He was squeezing her hand.

"I'm here Harry, I'm right here," She soothed, moving her chair closer to him.

He groaned sleepily before opening his emerald eyes and looking at her.

"Hi," he smiled, squeezing her hand again.

"Hi," Y/N said, crying more than a little bit.

"What... did... are you ok?" Harry's brow furrowed. He seemed to have a hundred questions, but he settled on asking how she was.

"Yes, Harry, I'm ok. How do you feel?"

"Hurts," he said, closing his eyes. "But if you're ok, so am I."

Y/N kissed his hand. "I see drugged Harry is still here? The one that is 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 cute and sweet?"

"No, he's not. This is just regular Harry. I can tell because everything 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 hurts," He said with a small grimace.

"Oh, I'll get the nurse. They'll give you something," Y/N started to get up, but Harry's grip on her hand tightened.

"Wait," he said pulling her back to him. "Before they make me go all loopy, I just want to say-" He paused, looking at the ring on her finger. "I love you, to my fiancee. I think it counts more when I'm not high."

"Your- your fiancee? Harry, I told you I wouldn't hold you to anything you said before. You weren't in your right mind at all, I didn't even think you'd remember saying all that."

"Yeah, but I remember asking you to marry me and you said yes. You might not be holding me to anything I said, but I'm holding you to that," He grinned. "You really want to deny a dying man his last... dying... wish?"

Harry flopped his good arm dramatically over his forehead, wincing at the motion. Y/N helped him slowly lower it again.

"First of all, you're not dying. Secondly, I don't want you to go through with this because you feel obligated, or because you think I'll be upset if you aren't ready to propose. It's totally fine, I promise, but why don't we talk about this when you're feeling better?"

"No, I feel fine," He insisted.

Y/N gave him a look. "Really? You do? Aren’t you the one who just needed help moving your arm?"

"Irrelevant. I feel fine, like, mentally. If you don't think you're ready to be engaged to me, that's ok. But don't say no because you think I didn't mean it. I did, with every part of me. I love you, and I want you to be my wife."

"...Really?" Y/N asked, cheeks heating up.

"Really," Harry smiled.

"And according to drugged Harry, you want to have a cat and 4 children."

Harry laughed, wincing immediately.

"Don't make me laugh, my chest really hurts," He said, still holding her hand.

"Sorry, sorry, they said you have some broken ribs. Also your collarbone. Also your femur. Geez, Styles, you're kind of a mess," You laughed.

"Yeah, really," He smiled. "But seriously, will you? Will you be my wife?"

"Of course I will, Harry. I love you so much, of course I will," Y/N said, gently kissing his cheek.

"Great," Harry beamed at her. "Now that we've worked that out, can you get the nurse? Drugged Harry is ready to make a comeback."

"Oh, right, sorry," Y/N said, reaching over for the call button.

The nurse came in, giving Harry more medicine.

"You'll start to have some relief within a few minutes," She said, leaving them alone again.

"One more thing Y/N," Harry said. She could already tell he was a little more relaxed. "I have to get you a ring!"

Y/N smiled, holding up her hand. "I already have one, remember?"

Harry waved her hand away. "No, no, a bride can't buy her own ring! What kind of... chivalrous... gentleman... would I be if I didn't buy you a beautiful ring?"

"Ok, Harry, as soon as you get out of here, we'll go ring shopping," Y/N promised.

"And... to the cat shelter? You said we could get a cat... a kitty, a cat, a little kitty cat..."

Harry had started singing mumbled words about cats and love and babies. Y/N knew it was going to be a long night. Still, she had never been happier.

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destined | l.mh | 3

genre: fluff | soulmate!au, genderswap!au pairing: student!mark x female!reader warnings: bad words? word count: 1973 summary: it’s a fact of life that soulmates swap bodies. when mark wakes up in a bed that isn’t his, he’s delighted. you, on the other hand, absolutely despise it. a/n: filler chapter, sorry! and i know it’s been a while since i’ve posted. also, i gave the roommate a name finally.

the sunset filtering through your curtains fills the room with hazy light. it’s soft and golden and comforting, but it does little to placate your roommate. her arms remain crossed over her chest as you pace by the mini-fridge nervously, waiting for this interrogation to end.

“okay, but what did yuta say?” she’s already somehow familiarized herself with the names of the people involved, and while it took some time for her to get used to your new appearance, she currently seems to have grown accustomed to it. you groan, “i told you, yuta likes this whole thing. he just ignored me and then said that i should take mark into consideration.”

“why can’t mark take you into consideration instead?” she retorts. you huff, “i told you this too! mark also thinks i like this whole thing!”

“well? do you?”

you can’t help the hesitation that bubbles up in your throat when you think about the events of earlier. the rapid beating of your heart and the heat in the tips of your ears and the strange familiarity that accompanied each of mark’s words — he felt like a missing puzzle piece, like someone you loved in a past life, and you didn’t like how you unconsciously gravitated towards him as he spoke.

then again, you only saw him for a few hours, so maybe you’re overexaggerating. you shake your head firmly, “i don’t! you know that! i don’t want any of this!”

she gives you an unplaceable look, her eyes filled with contemplation, before groaning and sitting up, “let’s go out to eat. you’ve had a rough day.”

“you’ll pay?”

“yeah,” she sighs, running a hand through her hair, “i don’t want you to confuse the cashier with your credit card info. let’s get out of here.”

it’s a blessing that your roommate has kun. she’s accumulated enough of his clothing that your new body has a decent selection to choose from. though the clothes all fit loosely, you figure tucking your dress shirt into your pants and looping a belt tightly through should make sure your outfit is secure. she stands in the doorway as she watches you change, blushing feverishly when she associates your initial meeting with yuta with the boxers that now hug you snugly.

“where do you feel like eating?”

you hum in thought as you grab a cap, “honestly? kun’s place. he makes such good food.”

she rolls her eyes before dialing her boyfriend’s number on the phone. it rings for a few seconds until the line clicks and you hear a deep voice fill the speaker, “what’s up? you only call at this time when you’re hungry. or horny. or both. please don’t be both.”

“uh, just hungry. also, ____ and i have something we should tell you,” she mumbles, “i’ll be over in five.”

she hangs up before looking over to me and sighing, "i'll do your hair."

as you sit down in front of a mirror and watch your roommate squeeze out a frightening amount of gel onto her palm, you can't help but think about mark again. it's hard not to since his face is the reflection and it shines with a bright optimism that you currently lack. you attempt a half-hearted smile to make his features seem pleasant; it feels wrong when his face frowns.

meanwhile, the girl behind the chair slicks your hair in a neat quiff, sparing a few strands to fall onto your forehead casually. you look handsome, and you're somewhat pleased that kun's first impression of your soulmate will be great on terms of looks.

not that you cared particularly. you don't. you aren't even sure you know what a mark is, much less feel as if others should approve of him.

"there, let's go," she hums, wiping her hands off with a towel and spritzing some floral scent on the two of you before walking out. you follow reluctantly.

kun's apartment is cute and filled with small plants that are groomed to perfection. little canvases with a dramatic ink strokes line the walls above the television and couches, and pens are littered in the corners of every room. there's even a pen tucked into the pocket of the man himself, who is still in the ironed dress shirt he went to work in.

his smile radiates as the two of you walk into the hall, but you can sense the air tension rise, “mina and . . . a friend?”

“ha ha, very funny, kun. you won’t believe who this is,” your roommate grins as you two sit down. kun pauses for a bit before backing into his kitchen, grabbing a spare pan to add on top of the stove, thinking, “uh, a cousin? your long-lost brother? i thought ____ was coming over.”

“exactly,” she huffs before motioning over to you, “meet mark, or better known as ____ in mark’s body.”

kun gasps and points the pan at you accusingly, laughter lacing his voice, “oh my god, you fucking swapped?”

you grin and place a hand to drag the pot down, “i know, it’s crazy.”

“at least he’s cute,” the dimpled boy chuckles, sighing in disbelief. he definitely knew you well.

“agreed,” you smile a bit and your roommate shoots you a short-lived glare before looking at kun, “so we came here to destress from such a horrific event by eating your food.”

“that sounds like a plan . . . ,” he muses, a small smile growing on his face as he takes out cooking oil, “you guys can just chill, and i’ll have something cooked up in ten.”

as soon as you pull your phone out, a notification slides onto a screen. you bite your lip as the social messaging app displays the message of a new follower, and when you hold down for more details, you instantly recognize the handle.

mark. he must've searched you up, and if he's managed to follow you on here, he's probably found all your socials by now. as if on cue, you see three more notifs slide gracefully on your phone, beaming with a new friend request. you aren’t sure if you’re happy or annoyed, or a bit of both, but you hold down and open the app to find a new direct message awaiting your approval.

mark1ee (online): hi! sorry if this is creepy but i figured we’re friends now, so...

good lord. you bite your lips to keep from laughing at his shyness, finding it adorable, and avert your eyes from your phone. mina glares at you quizzically, raising a brow as if to ask what you’re amused at, but you simply shake your head emphatically and begin to type back.

you: how’d you know my last name? there’s probably more than one ____ out there. mark1ee is typing . . .

"here, some cheesy ass lasagna. i put, like, five different kinds of cheese in there, or just whatever was in my fridge.” kun slides two plates to you and your roommate and grabs the nearest chair to sit. he looks at you as you tentatively poke at the stuffing, “i didn’t poison it, you know.”

“shut up, i’m critiquing it!” you laugh as you place a food-filled fork in your mouth, smiling at the instant flavor, “whoa, i forgot how good you are at this.”

he lowers his brows as he smiles, “you mean you forgot my job is in the culinary arts?”

you face downwards as kun strikes up a conversation with your roommate and glance at the notification on your phone. it doesn’t take a moment of hesitation for you to swipe and check mark’s message.

mark1ee (online): i checked the profile pictures. it would be a lot easier to make sure i’m contacting the right person if i had your number ;) you: how smooth. how do i know this is the mark i met earlier today? mark1ee (online): already asking for pics? damn. mark1ee sent a photo mark1ee (online): i forgot that it’s basically just a pic of you lmao :/ now pls send #

you snort and look up to find your roommate and kun staring at you intently. you wave your hand dismissively, "funny meme, sorry."

they give you a strange look before resuming the conversation, and you hide your phone under your leg before digging into the meal before you.

"so, what's going on?"

at the question, yuta sighs as mark walks in, his hand rubbing a towel through his wet hair, "winwin is coming back early. a week early."

"are you not excited?" mark quips. the older male tiredly grins, "i'm excited, believe me. but i'm worried that i won't pay enough attention to your switch."

mark frowns, the wrinkles ruining the feminine face, "i'll be fine. she just sent me her number!"

he takes a seat by yuta and faces the flatscreen in front, his glossy eyes reflecting the bright lights of the video game. yuta glances at his long lashes and soft brows for a moment before resuming the screen, "damn, good job. maybe you have enough game to survive without me."

"wha- fuck you! and you'll still be here!" mark laughs, picking up the other controller.

"i'm running away with winwin, by the way," yuta jokes. he lets mark join the round before pressing the buttons again, "now that you have her number, what are you going to do? ask her on a date?"

mark freezes. he hadn't even thought of what to do, and right now, yuta feels like a personal certified love guru. what a great fucking idea! before he could spend more time admiring yuta's genius, mark drops the controller and sends a new text to you, hoping for a stroke of luck.

he didn't really need luck though. he had literally found his soulmate that morning.

you: wanna go on a date? nctzn (online): how would i get clothes, doof? i'm wearing my roomie's bf's shit now :/ you: well, keep wearing them and i'll buy myself a dress? i don't care what you wear though, i'm not a great dresser.

mark is lying to his new form. he had always considered himself as someone with a good eye for outfits and color coordination. he sighs as the green dot by your profile that signifies your online presence fades away, and he figures he should probably find another way to pass the time while you’re offline. yuta waits expectantly, “well?”

“clothing’s an issue. and i don’t even know where i should take her,” mark grins, “it’s going to feel so weird, like going on a date with myself? trippy.”

“you’ll survive, it’s not like you’re ugly,” yuta sighs as he rolls his eyes with exasperation. mark doesn’t respond. he’s too preoccupied with the idea of you to even process yuta’s words. he’s never felt so giddy about a girl before — even his middle school crushes never got him feeling this jittery. conversation with you flowed so smoothly, and even mark knew how strange it was to feel this way after one conversation.

he’s glad you reciprocate his feelings. everything’s he heard about soulmates seems to be true: you fit him well. mark knows he should be a little more hesitant, but this is finally a dream come true. you’re a dream come true.

you: let’s go on a date tmrw then? nctzn (online): ok why not

mark glances up at the bright orange sky. the sun has only just started to set and the evening barely grazes the warm colors. are you just as happy as he is now? is your head filled with thoughts of him, the same way he can’t stop thinking about you?

mark’s pauses, not sure if he should dare to think his next question, but the idea floats in his head anyway and he turns pink with embarrassment.

yuta turns away, silent.

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frenchibi · 4 years ago

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hey, so i thought maybe you could tell us a little what you're currently interested in? ♥ like, what have you been doing during quarantine, are there any new shows you watched that you enjoyed a lot, did you maybe take up a new hobby or something? :)

Hello!! I did not forget this lovely message, I was just in no state to answer (who’d have thought that recovery from surgery is, y’know, taxing) BUT I’M BACK NOW and ohhhh do you know what you’ve unlocked by asking me this question...?? I cannot give you a comprehensive list but I can tell you a couple of the things that I got into during quarantine, and the things I am currently super passionate about! My memory is, uh, not great but thankfully I do journal and write down things so I am confident I can answer this for you :D (plus I do always love recommending things so - aaa??? Thank you for this ask????)

Putting things under a cut because I physically cannot chill but if tl;dr I want you to take away one thing from this it’s that everyone should read Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. Thoughts below.

(Also. I would love to go off about my interests more on here but am not sure what... shape that should ideally take? Text posts? IDK pls give me suggestions, help me out?? dfhasjkldf)

Movies

I have not seen many, but I can and will scream about The Old Guard over and over because... it was everything I never knew I needed in an action movie?? I don’t reblog many things about it anymore but I love love LOVED it!!

Also, upon recommendation by one of my friends from India, I have been delving into the world of Bollywood movies and WOW Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara was so fucking good??? idk if it’s on Netflix in every country but it is in mine and I highly recommend it. It’s thoughtful, honest, emotional and shot absolutely gorgeously, and it also has that cheesiness that is just... so good... sometimes you just need the cheese y’know???

(Side note, 2020 was the year I saw Pride and Prejudice (2005) for the first time and I am a changed woman. It is now my ultimate comfort movie. Please see it if you have not, I cannot believe it took me this long. I saw it for the first time on an airplane (in january... a lifetime ago) and have seen it many, many times since.)

TV Shows

So, to everyone’s shock but especially my own, I have not really been into TV lately? I watched The Boys because my brother recommended it (it’s good, but gorey and pulls no punches, the R rating is deserved), and recently started watching Jujutsu Kaisen because my sister recommended it (I haven’t watched a new anime in like a year which is kinda wild to me? But I am enjoying this one - the opening SLAPS and what I’ve seen so far has been fun! Plus I’m watching it with my sister and I like sending her reactions xD),,, and that’s pretty much it for this category?? I am aware there is a LOT of good shit out there I just.. .don’t seem to have the attention span for multiple episodes of a Thing these days. Meh. I’m sure it’ll come back to me eventually ^^

Musical Theater

One of the main reasons I think I haven’t been big into TV is because my Musical Passion is in FULL SWING (haha get it). Probably because the only thing that has remained for me during this quarantine is my singing lessons (and lemme tell you... over skype, that shit is ROUGH but still better than not singing at all) and I have been obsessing over learning new songs and finding shows through recommendations and compilation videos on youtube... So.

Shows I listen to a lot these days include Starry, Anastasia, The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, Come From Away (I made a post recently specifically about musicals, you should be able to find it under #French speaks) - specific songs in my range that I am currently learning and obsessing over include “Bring on the men” from Jekyll and Hyde, “The Mad Hatter” from Wonderland, “Show Yourself” from Frozen 2 (I liked it ok I DID), and “Go Tonight” from The Mad Ones (this one makes me cry... I’m making my sister duet it with me bc I can’t stop thinking about it).

Also, if you’re interested in hearing me sing things, head over to my instagram where I post covers (and also art)!!

(Musical people, I am curious to hear opinions about Great Comet, and also The Count of Monte Cristo - two shows I’ve been meaning to check out!)

Video Games

Listen. Animal Crossing New Horizons is awesome and I’m glad I have it (...give me Brewster back, Nintendo, or I WILL RIOT), but I have been branching out into other games for the Switch (might as well make this purchase worth it amirite) - current faves include Celeste (which is SO HARD but also SO FUCKING FUN) and Spiritfarer which I specifically bought to play at the hospital bc I knew I was going to be there for a few days, and let me tell you - best decision of 2020. Please watch the trailer if you haven’t heard of it, it’s GORGEOUS and beautiful and emotional and I loved every second of it. Both of these can also be purchased for PC and I think they are definitely worth the investment!!

In other news I’m back on my Stardew Valley bullshit. It’s just so calming.I revisit it a lot lmao

Books

So... I have been reading. A LOT. I read over 70 books this year, which for me is... average tbh? I have had some less productive reading months but overall I have torn through stuff and BOY do I have recommendations if you want them?? For the sake of brevity I will only mention a few here:

Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space”. That is all. This was my first five star fiction book of the year and I will never be done screaming about it. There is a dedicated but smallish fandom here on tumblr and it deserves SO MUCH MORE. Please, please please. Everyone should read this damn book. It’s confusing in the beginning but I promise it’s worth it IT’S SO GOOD!! And also the sequel is out and it’s also confusing and SO GOOD!!!

Educated by Tara Westover. This is an autobiography and it’s one of those books that like. Stick in your mind for months after you’ve read it. It’s about how this woman escaped an abusive household that was religiously oppressive and also like... survivalist (prepping for the apocalypse) and avidly believed in conspiracy theories - by educating herself, working her way up to going to Harvard. Nothing I say could do the emotional impact of this book justice - and also just, the perspective this book gave me?? Incredible. Education is the most powerful tool and this woman grabbed it by the hair and did not let go and I was FLOORED. Everyone should read this. I don’t even usually read biographies but DAMN.

The Winternight trilogy by Katherine Arden.(Book 1 is called The Bear and the Nightingale). This is a bit of a slow burn type deal - it’s a retelling of a Russian fairy tale (I think?? Or like a folk... story? Something like that) and it is just. So magical. It’s not fast paced but it works up to FANTASTIC moments, the focus is on family and magic and change and “making your own way” and all three of these books were wonderful. It reminded me of Naomi Novic’s Uprooted and Spinning Silver (both of which I also loved back in 2019 and would highly recommend) and they are PERFECT winter reads if you’re looking for something to get cozy with. I liked book 1 well enough but books 2 and 3 knocked it out of the park. Fantastic. Loved them.

I have many more recs but this will do for now hahah

Music

Gonna keep this brief too - my music taste is all over the place, but here are some songs I have been obsessed with recently!! Beware of genre whiplash though because these are Very Different from one another (and different from the musical theater stuff above)

Factories - Autoheart (that bridge gets me every time, idk why. This is one I could have on repeat for hours and not get tired of it either. Something about it just gets me!!)

History Read - The Altogether (The lyrics!! Tbh the entire Silo album is GREAT, but this one is my fave. Their music is so... mellow, in the best way??)

Weather Man - Valley of Wolves (ok this one is just a banger. I’m a sucker for a good sing-along-able hook (that’s not a word. you get me though right) and this fucking DELIVERS. I also just think “I make these dark skies blue, I make these mountains move, let the rain come down, I’m pushing through.... [pause] ... ‘cause I’m the weather man” is such good execution of a concept?? That PAUSE GETS ME it’s just SO FUN?!?! idk man I like a good upbeat banger and this is that.)

I believe (get over yourself) - Nico Vega (this one is just a callout at myself tbh?? “you’re a fool” I AM and I needed to hear it?? It’s also SO FUN to sing!!! We love a banger.)

Kiss me you animal - Burn the Ballroom (mentioning this mainly because it reminded me, lyrically, of Gideon the Ninth and I need someone to confirm this for me before I go insane?? “everybody knows that home is where your teeth sink, love” - I mean c’mon??? Also it’s a banger. I do like some rock from time to time... and this also has a killer driving bassline. This is super fun to drive to, too!!)

((If we have overlap and anyone wants to exchange playlists with me - I am SO here for it. Always looking for new music!!! I mean it!!))

Youtube

Last and certainly not least... meet my newest hyperfixation!!! I have always loved watching video essays, and booktube videos, and arttube videos - and my current niche of favorite creators is the Polygon video team!! They made videos about video games and board games and anything gaming-related and I just. I’m only peripherally a “gamer(TM)” but I love anything and everything they create. (Also you don’t have to know much about video games to enjoy all of their content!! A lot of it is still accessible to Non-Gamers(TM) or casual gamers!) BDG is my new favorite creator, the Unraveled series he does on the channel is a work of genius - but I have also started watching their streams and older series and I am enjoying myself SO MUCH! I love boardgames so their series on them, Overboard, is so fun and entertaining (and I already know a bunch of games I want to buy based on seeing the gameplay), and it also made me invested in the other creators - particularly Simone, I would die for Simone?? And Pat? And Jenna? They each have their niche and they work really well together too and their videos are my Main Serotonin Machine in these trying times(TM), thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Also. If you’re already following me here and you are familiar with Polygon things I BEG YOU TO COME AND TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM because I am like, bursting, but I also don’t want to flood my dash with stuff that 99% of my followers are unfamiliar with y’know??

...I think I’m going to leave it at this - it’s already a lot!

But thank you once again for asking and for letting me Go Off about things I am interested in!! I just... I very often wish I could do this more, but I’m not sure how to go about it? Should I just do text posts about things?? Would that be interesting to anyone?? Or is that like, annoying? Should I start a review blog or something? dhfajkldhf I just want to talk about things that excite me, but whenever I’m here I often just stick to reblogging other people’s stuff... help?? What do y’all want to see??

#French speaks #rec #media recs #book rec #thank you so much for this seriously

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herakosmos · 4 years ago

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matchup exchange w/ @xizimagines! 𐐪𐑂

i would like start off by saying this is my first ever matchup/matchup exchange, so go easy on me!!

also to thank xizi for accepting this matchup exchange 🥺

pls check out @xizimagines i love her hcs and scenarios sm! 🥺

if you want to do a matchup exchange with me pls dm me! <3

i match you up with . . .

tetsurō kuroo!! 𐐪𐑂

✰ you and kuroo would already be friends when he asked you out. your shyness and awkwardness really didn’t bother him since he was the same as a kid and is best friends with a socially awkward kid cough* kenma cough*. he waited till i’d say a lengthy amount of time into the friendship until he mustered up the courage to ask you to be his :)

✰ he’s definitely the type to ask YOU about his little crush on you, but would leave out your name. idk why, but it’s so adorable since he already goes to you for advice about almost everything. you of course being quite intelligent would kind of figure out yourself he’s talking about you.

✰ (HE MAKES IT SO OBVIOUS) 😭😭

“so there’s this friend i have that’s so talented in arts and incredibly gorgeous that i want to make mines, but i don’t know how”

“…..kuroo…i’m your only friend who’s a girl”

✰ WOULD DEADASS TRY TO LAUGH IT OFF WITH HIS HYENA LAUGH

✰ the amount of affection this relationship holds makes me wanna cry in single. i could just imagine kuroo sneakingly come up behind you and back hug you. then starts to ask about the piece of art you’re working on. he’ll take any opportunity to talk with you! plays with your hair 24/7 because he LOVES it. (basically canon he likes girls with long hair ;) and TICKLE fights with you!

✰ he loves the sound of your laugh, it’s like music to his ears🥺

✰ you of course also being very affectionate, makes him feel so mushy inside. whenever you would want a kiss, he would either have to bend down for you or you would have to tippy-toe to reach his face AWHHHH probably would ask you for a piggyback ride and you would shyly say yes to it :((

✰ would 100% volunteer to become your next inspiration for a painting. probably would walk in shirtless and a rose in between his teeth and starts to lay down on a couch before saying a cheesy line like:

“paint me like one of your french girls…guys”

✰ idk about you, but i would blush like CRAZY from this😳

✰ kuroo would always want you to tell him anything that bothers you, but at the same time respects your boundaries if you don’t want too. although the times you do need him when you’re overwhelmed with something, he’ll swoop in and give advice or maybe just comfort you if that’s all you want. this would make him feel special asf because he knows how difficult it is for you to share out your feelings

✰ kuroo would know how intelligent you are, but the fact that you “dumb down” in order to be more “likable” to people makes him kinda sad. it’s honestly one of the many reasons why he fell in love with you and he reminds you that every single day. especially whenever you ace a test on two of your stronger subjects (reading and writing) he’ll shower you with praise showing how much he’s proud of you

“i’m so proud of you baby, i just want to tell the whole world know how my little kitten is the smartest cookie in the world”

✰ you guys would have so much inside jokes and sometimes laugh about it in front of people who have no idea why you guys are laughing. other times i could just imagine you two just relaxing on the couch and you would have kuroo’s hyena’s laugh stuck in your head that makes you start laughing so loud. kuroo would probably have no clue why you’re laughing, but won’t ask because it’s honestly a normal thing at this point

✰ another scenario i can imagine is when you’re working on a painting, kuroo would ask you for art lessons. this boy LOVES to learn new things, especially from the love his life. everything would seem all innocent until he “accidentally” paints your face with paint

✰ then before you know it the whole place is messy from a paint war 😭

✰ don’t worry it ends with a soothing shower you guys both take together 🙈

✰ whenever you feel like experimenting on cooking bed head haired boy would 100% wanna help you

✰ wash the vegetables? he got it

✰ cut some onions? he’s already on it

✰ would snake his arms around you from behind and whispers how much it smells good while leaving light pecks on your neck PLS IM GOING SOFT SOMEONE GET ME A KUROO IM LONELY <\3

✰ dates consists of staying home and playing video games! he’s very mindful of your introverted nature, so wouldn’t drag you into doing anything you’re uncomfortable in doing. kuroo would probably ask kenma what games you play and once he finds out you can be a good opponent in a fighting game? oh ho ho ho this mans smirk would stretch farther than the galaxy

“don’t get too upset when i win angel” ;)

✰ YOU WOULD SHOW HIM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS GAME

✰ you and kuroo would get fairly competitive and the aura between the two of you would change so much because of how intense it is. so much trash talk leaves each of your guy’s mouths omg. of course, in the end you two softies would feel guilty at your potty mouths :(

✰ i could just imagine the tv blaring the videogame while both of yall in sync would say, “i’m sorry!” to each other outta nowhere🥺🥺🥺

✰ probably becomes one of the many inside jokes you guys share 😭

✰ kuroo spoils you so much even if you don’t like it. he just feels the need to show you how much you deserve. he get’s you all the art supplies your creative soul craves! 🥰

✰ his pet names for you would be “baby” “honey” “kitten” and “his little angel”

✰ also would text you “good morning” and “good night” texts to you every single day with an “i love you” at the end 🥺

✰ whether you like it or not, kuroo would not let you live a day without his science pick up lines ;)

“are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful”

✰ JANIUQSIAHBSLIAHBSHBSAH

✰ you being a sagittarius and him being a scorpio, each are both attracted to one another!

✰ sagittarius will be attracted to the mystery and charm in the personality of scorpio. scorpios tugs at their curiosity. scorpios on the other hand is interested in the optimism and child-like enthusiasm of sagittarius :))

bonus!

heres an anime relationship type gif that i just think you two would do 🥺

#kuroo tetsurou #hq kuroo #hq #haikyuu!!#anime matchup #haikyuu matchups #anime matchups #matchup exchange

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corvyknight · 5 years ago

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10 Questions

Tagged by @its-sixxers, thanks!

Tagging: @hattyrene, @nihilnovesubsole, @greennotebookandinkpen, @freywafer, @bluff-check, @saddeniq, @uwugatory, @meap27, @bear-shoulders, @angeloffyre and anyone else who wants to do it! no pressure if you don’t want to, a lot of y’all are mutuals who i cherish greatly but have barely spoken to directly lol

Rules: Answer these questions, then create 10 new ones and tag 10 people.

1. If you could have any kind of art, what would you get?

I’m a big art history nerd so this is tough!! If it’s a painting, probably anything done by Van Gogh or Monet, but my favorite art piece of all time is a Hellenistic sculpture in the Louvre called Winged Victory/Nike of Samothrace.

Not sure where I’d put it in my house, but I’d make it work!

2. What’s your favorite MET gala outfit?

Ahh this was a toughie, I’m gonna say a tie between Ezra Miller’s from last year:

and Zendaya’s Joan of Arc look from 2018:

3. If you never had to worry about rules or practicality/upkeep, what kind of hair would you have?

I’d probably dye it a new color every week if it was that easy! Otherwise I like my hair the way it is. I might try long hair again - the main reason I haven’t had long hair since I was 13 is because it was so much work to take care of.

4. Who’d you have a celebrity crush on as a preteen? (If you’re aro/ace or didn’t have one - what band were you obsessed with?)

I didn’t really have celebrity crushes until I was a teenager, so I’ll just say the first celebrity crush I ever had, which was Josh Dun. Cause I was ~edgy~ like that.

5. Did you ever follow an embarrassing fad/trend?

I don’t know if it’s embarrassing, but if anyone remembers back in the late 2000s-early 2010s it was really in to get a feather in your hair. I had a brown one until it fell out, but I thought it was cute!

6. Favorite musical? (If you hate musicals you are free to rant about how terrible they are here)

I don’t know much about theater lol (pls don’t come for me @benny-gecko-official). I’ve never really seen/listened to any musicals.

7. First social media you remember using? (Could be forums, BBS, whatever)

Does... Neopets count? If not, I remember watching my older sister use MySpace but I think the first one I actually used was Facebook.

8. Most nostalgic piece of media?

Maybe it sounds dumb, but My Little Pony haha. I loved it when I was a kid (had all the toys and everything) and then later got into the reboot, FIM, when I was a teenager. I made a lot of friends and I basically owe it to MLP for my start in drawing, so even though I’m not into it anymore I always look back on it fondly.

9. Favorite outdoor activity?

Probably swimming. Luckily because I live in California, I can swim pretty much year-round. I also really like hiking, but I haven’t been on a hike since I got trapped overnight in a slot canyon in Zion about a year and a half ago.

...Long story. Hmu if you live in California and want to go on a stress-free hike to ease me back into it lmao

10. Do you have a guilty pleasure?

Cheesy rom-coms (if they’re GOOD and not some tired M/F nonsense). I’m usually too embarrassed to watch them with anyone else lol

My 10 questions:

1. What fashion trend do you hope makes a comeback?

2. How do you feel about clowns?

3. Do you believe in ghosts?

4. What video game have you spent the most time on? (If you don’t play video games very much, choose anything else you’ve spent a lot of time on)

5. If you had a time machine, what time period would you visit? (Past or future - or neither, if you prefer)

6. Would you survive the apocalypse?

7. What’s something you could talk about for hours?

8. Would you prefer very hot or very cold weather?

9. What skill do you think everyone should have?

10. What piece of media feels like home to you?

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honeylikewords · 6 years ago

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Hey, K, I know it’s been days but you still feel like infodumping about Spiderverse? :o

pettyprocrastination said to jonedwardbernthal:Hello yes I loved into the spiderverse with my heart and soul please info dump I require sustenance

YES I DO WANT TO INFODUMP ABOUT SPIDERVERSE THANK YOU FOR ASKING

okay okay so i’m gonna put this all under a cut for those who haven’t seen the movie and wish to remain spoiler free, and i’ll also put a couple images so that mobile users (who sometimes automatically see the post, apparently?) to warn them to scroll past!

(pls enjoy my crappy ms paint warning banner ghskhgdk)

SO FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO SAY that genuinely, this movie changed my life. I have never been as excited or happy about a movie as I was with this one, and can find few (if any) flaws with it. I would have to be hyper-nitpicky if I wanted to point out anything wrong with it, but overall, I gotta say, this movie inspired me, made me cry, made me laugh out loud, made me shake and jitter with excitement.

I should point out that, yes, the visuals can be kinda jarring, especially for sensitive people like me who react to flashing stimulus and abrupt movement very poorly, but I honestly LOVED the visual aspect of the film. The character design is incredible, the animation is so unique and stunning, and every single person has this wonderful individuality in the way they look and move that it just blows me away. This movie is already a frontrunner for an Oscar in the animation category, apparently, and it’s easy to see why.

The writing is also impeccable, with a quick pace and genuine humanity to it, and it feels so bright and alive! The way people talk is so full of character and personality, and Miles’ codeswitching is adorable and fun to listen to, and everyone has such a special and unique personality that comes through how they speak. The voice acting is INCREDIBLE and the array of the cast is SO awesome and I LOVE everyone who was in it!

I literally am so excited about everything that I’m having a hard time keeping this post linear and sensical, but I just! Love it so much!

Some people criticize the film by saying that it’s not really the “first black Spiderman movie” because Miles “shares the spotlight”, but, honestly? That didn’t come across to me at all. This movie felt entirely centered on Miles. Yes, Peter B. Parker played a big role, but, like, every movie has supporting characters and co-mains. I understand the frustration, but that’d kinda be like saying that Captain America: The First Avenger isn’t Steve’s story because Peggy gets screentime and so does Bucky. But I also do get where people are coming from and I find the frustration very valid.

But I LOVE all the spider-people, and they didn’t actually overwhelm the movie. Peni, SpiderNoir, and SpiderHam all took backseats. They were fun additions, but didn’t ever detract from the experience of this being Miles’ story. Even Gwen didn’t derail the film, or even Peter B.! They all stayed in their lanes and moved Miles’ story along, more like the wheels propelling him than roadblocks obfuscating his progression.

I loved every one of the characters, and I got so attached to all of them; Miles’ family really stands out to me, because they are such strong and loving characters, and it is so, so sadly rare to see loving black families portrayed like this. Jefferson, Miles’ dad, is allowed to be flawed without ever crossing the line into “bad dad” territory. He’s allowed to be wrong but still love his son and be doing the absolute best for him. Even Miles’ “bad” uncle, Aaron, made me cry and love him. When Aaron died, I was horrified (mostly because, I mean, god, we really did not need to see another black man getting shot by a white guy...), but they also never demonized Aaron, or downplayed the tragedy of his loss. He was heroic, even in his mistakes, and I think that was really noble on the part of the storytellers.

The movie just feels so lived in and loved and human, and you can tell that it’s just a work of art and love and passion. It’s a game-changer. I legitimately consider it the best Marvel movie ever made, on par with Black Panther in terms of artistic value and importance. It’s the fun of Thor: Ragnarok and the art and significance of Black Panther rolled into one, unique, amazing bundle that has forever set the bar for how I want movies, especially movies intended for families and children to be.

“Anyone can wear the mask” means something. It may sound like a cheesy cop-out, but it means that we don’t have to look up to Perfect Pillars Of White Heroism as our standards. It means black children from Brooklyn are heroes. Jewish people are heroes. Women are heroes. Asian people are heroes. Even Miles’ parents are heroes, and it shows the wide gamut of good people and what we owe to each other. While neither Rio nor Jefferson Morales-Davis are “superheroes”, they are legitimate heroes, doing their part to make the world a better place.

Also, check THIS:

Just saying!

Anyway, moving on; the jokes in the movie are awesome, and my family has been throwing them back and forth ever since we saw the movie. SpiderHam’s t-pose ascension into the black hole and “keep this, it’ll fit in your pocket” had us in tears. SpiderNoir and the Rubik’s cube? Incredible. Peter B. crying in the shower? Artistry.

AND NOW FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT THE AFTER CREDITS SCENE BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR S O L O N G

When I read that Oscar had a cameo in the movie, I needed to know. It was the only spoiler I allowed myself to know about, and when I heard he was going to be Spider-Man 2099/Miguel O’Hara, I flipped. I read nothing else about the scene, and wanted to go in blind, but I researched Miguel and, well, you know, I fell in love!

His scene was SO good and SO funny and I LOVE Miguel SO much, you have no idea. I am SO excited for him to be in the next movie (fingers crossed!) and can’t wait to see more of him. I do hope they give him more screen time, because he’s a great character, and because it’d be amazing to have a Latino Spider-Man AND a Afrolatino Spider-Man! And because, you know, more Oscar is always ideal.

I love, love, love Miguel, and Oscar was so funny (he has amazing comedic timing and such great range, omg), and I am desperate to see more of him. I haven’t stopped bombarding my poor friend Cydney with love and affection for Miggy in, like, two weeks. I’m sure she’s sick of it by now. Also, I kinda wanna write stuff about Miggy, lowkey, as self-indulgence, but for now I’ll just keep that foolishness to myself lol.

Miguel O’Hara Is My Boyfriend Now ghdkhgkldhg

Anyway, the movie is chock-full of amazing things, both from an artistic/cultural standpoint and from a Marvel-fan standpoint: so many easter eggs and little surprises, so much amazing writing, so much amazing character design, just!! So! Good! Please go see it immediately, because I’m itching to see it again and don’t know how I can resist going in for a second watch.

Also, Peter B. Parker is Jewish and it’s canon and if you want to step up and fight me about it, feel free to, but I will kick your ass. I will. Know this. Jewish Spider-Man FOREVER, FOOLS. No one is allowed to thirst after him if they also ignore his being Jewish or disrespect it, so if you wanna love him, you gotta love his Judaism too, or I’ll fist-fight you behind the Denny’s at 3 am and knock you the hell out.

also john mulaney’s cussing outtakes for spiderham are the funniest thing on earth and i’m crying

OH and I have the art book for the movie and everything is so *kisses fingers like an Italian cook* B E A U T I F U L! And the soundtrack? BOY I TELL YA I was listening to it for WEEKS in advance even when there were only three songs released and some of those tracks are, like, incredibly powerful, whooh.

Anyway GO SEE SPIDERVERSE. I LOVE IT. ALL OTHER SPIDER-MAN MOVIES ARE DOOKIE BY COMPARISON.

I have more I could say but I’m so excited I’m bouncing around and going hog wild dgkgdhgkg i love spider verse

#spiderverse #messages #spoilers #into the spiderverse spoilers #miggy: LOOK AT YOUR FINGER LOOK AT IT YOU ARE POINTING AT ME #me wiping tears from my eyes: i cant believe i love you so freakin much #Anonymous

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jooheongif · 7 years ago

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hello,theory anon here! happy to see you're ok!please don't apologize for not replying instantly,any amount of time it takes is fine!i also don't reply instantly bc sometimes i feel like it takes more energy than i have and i don't want to be lacking anything when i answer or not be able to properly think my answer through. i sometimes don't feel like i can't express myself well and trying to drains me sorta so i wanna be sure i can give it my all.. the point(!) is i get it and you don't (1/?)

(i’m sorry my reply is so long again i hope it’s ok if i write it under this read more cut !!)

struggle w/ it myself and it means a lot to see you pushing through it,you're really..wow! i read this and it gave me strength, your honesty is appreciated and not something to apologize for so thank you!and you're right!every single mbb is important and it's really great everyone's doing their best and it's cheesy but it's true that any amount of love someone can give is enough. i remember ck's fansign note when a fan said they felt guilty for not having $$ for an album and he wrote: (3/??)„love>money. I love u“ and :''') he's right! about their schedule..honestly it's motivating and inspiring for me but also i just want them to be healthy,it's really the most important thing and i worry they'll forget because even just me looking at a bit of their schedule is hectic so i can't imagine all they're doing,i can only hope they're taking good care! and pls!you're so incredibly sweet!i'm happy i didn't bore you and i'm so happy to see you replying (thank you and also pls remember (4/?)aware of the fact that you do this!brighten someone's day&give them strength!this is a mere fraction of what you do and that's so amazing!! you're amazing and i hope you know!you deserve all the gratitude i can express and honestly probably more,i'm so lucky and happy to have come across someone w/ such a beautiful heart and i'm also super glad you're here!!!!sorry for being cheesy and repetitive but it really means a lot:') anyway you're right about jealousy the more attention i pay to(5?6?/??)(6?7/?) detail the more i like it!and as for my fav mx song..:((( i love practically their entire discography and i wish i was exaggerating..if,however,someone was to hold a sword to my chest,i'd probably say miss you/tropical night/honestly/all in/unfair love/ill be there (me trying to narrow it down: so here's my top 100!:)) anyway yeah i agree any form of art is subjective and you did not sound stale it was very well said actually! also i've finally properly checked out each song and lost in(10/10?sorry this takes up a lot of time!!!) so i can only sympathize but! it's great you go for friendship!!! anyone you're friends w/ is incredibly lucky to have you!! and,to finally end my probably longest message ever (:// + you don't have to reply!),thank you for asking i'm kind of low on energy recently but rn i'm feeling better and you played a part honestly so thanks! again!💙💙 how are YOU?? i hope you're taking good care and doing ok and not forgetting to hydrate and eat greens💙💙💙💙

hi theory anon, i hope you are doing well !! big apologies for the late reply once again (i know you said not to apologise for this but...i'm sorry !!) i know what you mean abt wanting to reply properly so pls don't feel obliged to reply straight away. even if you take months to answer, i don't mind. take all the time you need. i'm also like this ! sometimes it takes me so long to respond bc i always want to write a reply that someone deserves. but also, we're all just human and we can't be at our best self 24/7 365. and communication, though we engage in it (almost) every day, is a super duper complex process between you and one or more people. and even though you try your absolute best to communicate whatever you're trying to express, it also depends on how the person(s) you are communicating with interprets that. and no matter what you do, you only have control over your part of communication and no control over anyone's reaction to that. anyway (i'll should prob stop here before i ramble on again), what i'm trying to say is that...sometimes it's just rly hard to reply so please don't be too harsh on yourself if you can't reply perfectly all the time (i'll try to be kinder to myself too). aww i.m is too sweet !! we don't deserve :-( mx are rly out there being so lovely :-( i'm rly happy that everyone's efforts came through and that jealousy won !!!! i'm so proud of them !!! and they looked so happy during their encore stage !! i hope they celebrated together afterwards !!! i hope they had a nice meal or smth ! kldfjksldfj i'm also being completely biased here but i don't think you're exaggerating i think they hav one of the most solid discographies tbh !!! and not to be a mbb but i never skip any of their songs bc i like all of them ! god ! how can i even ask a question to pick a fav song just like that when picking a fav song is unrealistic when it comes discography legends like monsta x ! again, you are too sweet and kind and i'm sorry bc i can rly think of nothing better to say other than thank you :-( ?? i can't believe that someone out there was kind enough to send this to me ??? i'm rly just dust but thank you for thinking abt me !!!! it's a nice feeling :( please don't apologise for being cheesy or repetitive !! the fact that you took the time out of your busy day to write out all of that for someone, i am so thankful :-( i feel like i'm undeserving of such a nice msg with so much thought and love put into it dfldkf thank you so much !!! more than me, you're the one who deserves all the kindness !! i hope you know that you're someone's strength and happiness too :-( you write all these lovely things to a stranger like me, but i also hope you know that you have so much kind and good qualities abt yourself too !! thank you for being you !! i think that anyone YOU are friends with is incredibly lucky to know you !!! thank you so much for making an irrelevant stranger like me feel so warm and loved ? i'm so sorry that you're feeling low on energy lately. i wish there was smth i can do to make you feel a little better. i hope that things will look up soon for you and i hope you're getting some rest :-( i hope you eat your greens and drink lots of water and get a good night’s sleep too. take all the time you need to reply or feel free not to reply at all. thank you so much for the messages !! until next time my friend, take care ❤️❤️

#sorry i took so long to reply :(#hope you are having/had a nice weekend !!!#it’s always nice to hear from u ❤️ thank u !!#ask #theory anon #Anonymous

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kpep · 7 years ago

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NCT 127 AS DADS

Masterlist

Taeil

he’d probs be the awkward dad

the one who’s just smiling like 🙂🙃🙂 at his child especially when they’re still a few months old

would probably have awkward talks with his children

“uhhh,,,,,, son,,,,,, how was school today?”

“it was fine, dad”

“uhhh,,,,,, okay then! great talk hahaha”

the one who probably makes dad jokes

said child would laugh awkwardly so taeil will feel satisfied

would generally be a quiet dad too???

bc he doesn’t rlly know what to say and how to react properly without feeling like he ruined the mood

but for sure, he watches his kid/s closely and would know when something’s wrong

and he’ll try his best to talk to them without being an awkward mess

Johnny

american daddddd

maybe takes his children out to go to parks???

or omg he’s the one who wakes up his kids when going to school

“kids, wake up!!! it’s 5 am!!! you have school!!!”

“ughhh,,,,,, daddd,,,,,, school doesn’t start until 9”

“but still!!! you guys gotta wake up early”

he makes the children hot choco or like coffee (when they’re a little older) in the morning

would be the dad that reads the morning newspaper and keeps his coffee in one hand

would also make dad jokes

a v dramatic dad too

“yoU GOT AN A+???”

“dad,,,,,, i only got one though and it’s for art class???”

“wHAT DO YOU MEAN??? I HAVE TO TELL YOUR UNCLES N O W”

and he’d still talk about it ten months from then

Taeyong

omg this guy

doting father all the way man

would shower his children with love and rainbows and unicorns

“you want this??? okay, i’ll buy it for you!!! you want that one too??? okay, sure!!!”

his s/o would probably get mad at him for spoiling their children too much

although even if he’s told off, he’d buy everything his kids want anyway

would have a good relationship with his children and would give them great advice

so when his kid has a problem (like life problems, not exactly academic stuff although he’d still try either way), he/she will probs go to him

generally a rlly good father who treats his children like they’re long lost treasures

and wouldn’t hesitate to leave work for them, no matter how small the problem is

Yuta

the cheesy dad i think

the one who’d shower his daughter with kisses and hugs

would also say some cringe-worthy stuff to his kid/s

“my baby’s all grown up now,,,,,,, why don’t you give your dad a big kiss in front of your friends???”

and his child would be like "dad,,,, no,,,, ewww”

would bring his son to the park and teach him soccer

i’m pretty sure he’ll have sports as a regular “dad day” thing

probably the adventurous dad too

would take the children everywhere without permission

and his kid/s would want to be free from him the whole car ride

bc he keeps saying lame jokes and expects a positive response

Doyoung

most likely the dad that teases his children

“oH,,, IS THAT YOUR CRUSH??? LET’S SAY HI”

“dad,,, i s2g,,,”

but at the same time, a really responsible dad who won’t stop talking reminding his kids about important stuff

“have you done your homework??? how about the dishes??? and that thing from a month ago that i asked you to do???”

“yES DAD,,,,,, I’M ON IT,,,,,, PLS BE QUIET,,,,,,”

dID I MENTION HE’S PROTECTIVE??? bc he is

like when his child becomes a teenager, doyoung would probably be like “okay so which one of y’all like my daughter?” in a teasing way

but low-key not really

he’d be glaring hard af at the person that likes his daughter

“dad,,, you scared my friend,,,”

“really??? they’re probably guiLTY THEN”

he’d most likely cook a lot for his children too

he’d also have movie nights with them

Jaehyun

this guy is like the perfect dad???

he’s just so good-natured that he rlly suits the role as a father

would drive his children to where they want

would buy them food

would let them do what they want too

aLSO HE’D BE THE TYPE TO BUY LITTLE THINGS THAT REMINDED HIM OF HIS KIDS ON THE WAY HOME FROM WORK???

but at the same time, he’d be somewhat strict to protect his children

like if he knew that playtime was over, he would gear up his “serious” face to get his kid/s to study or sleep

it probably won’t work all the time bc he’s too soft for them

oh and i feel like when he’s at home, he’s gonna be all sweet to his s/o

and then their children would be like “ewwwwwww pLS,,,,,, get a room,,,,,”

Winwin

this guy ain’t the typical “tiger” dad

like he’d want his kid/s to do well in at least one thing but he’d probably be more lenient than other parents

he wouldn’t care much about his child’s grades as long as they’re is passing

but would want his children to learn performing arts

especially traditional chinese dance/s

he’d probably enroll them in some program for it tbh

OR EVEN TEACH THEM HIMSELF???????

but if his child ends up not liking it, he’s gonna be fine with that too

pretty much a chill dad who has dreams for his kid/s but won’t force it on them

bc he wants them to be happy doing what they want

but he’ll still find some way for them to at least adopt one of his hobbies as their own

just bc he can

Mark

mark is the clumsy dad

when he’s alone with his child, he’s probably gonna be so nervous

he wouldn’t know what to do

so he calls his s/o a million times to ask how to go about fathering???

“what do i dO??? THEY’RE CRYING PLEASE SEND HELP???”

“check the diapers,,,”

“oh,,, ok,,, i get it,,,,,,,,,,”

tbh he’d probably list down everything his s/o taught him as his guide so he won’t mess up

but would end up calling them again out of panic

“THEIR EYES ARE CLOSED??? I THINK I KILLED THEM I’M SO SORRY”

“maybe they’re sleeping,,,,,,,,”

“oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,”

would also be the type of dad who’d laugh at every funny or amusing thing that his child will do

and would take photos of it???

bc he feels so happy to be a dad even if he’s a mess most of the time

would be lenient af too as his kids get older

Haechan

this guy would tease his children

like legit his kids would be so annoyed at some point

bc he’s too much of a savage

“dad,,, why did you bring that up in front of my friends???????????”

“do you mean when you wet your bed when you were seven???”

“dad,,,,,,, thAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO”

“still recENT”

but his children love him either way

bc he plays with them and then teaches them to the best of his abilities

surprisingly a reliable dad who’d be okay even if his s/o would be out for a while

he wouldn’t be a lost puppy and would know what to do most of the time

would also be the one who’d prank his children

overall a mischievous but dependable dad

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bfknj · 7 years ago

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tags masterpost (?)

I was tagged in a few tag games over the past few days and instead of posting them all separately I decided to just put them all on one! If I tagged you feel free to do any or all of these (including people who tagged me!!) As always, don’t feel any pressure to do any, I just think these are fun and wanted to share :)

- - - - 11 questions tag - - - -

Rules: 1. Make sure to post the rules!! 2. Answer the questions given to you by the tagger. 3. Write 11 questions of your own. 4. Tag 11 people

these questions are from @moonmyun !! michaela you had me stRUGGLIN OKAY YOUR QUESTIONS WERE HARD but ily still bless you for the tag you angel :”)

1 who is your bias group? why?

BANGTAN SONYEONDAN AKA MEME SQUAD !!!!!!! honestly they just make me so beyond happy wow holly nobody ever says that about their favs ur original a LOOOT of music is centered around love these days and not to say bts doesn’t do that with a lot of their music but they also tackle a lot of societal issues and I really respect them for that. From 21st century girls w politics, spring day mv and the ferry sinking, suicide in the I need u mv and many other things I feel like they take risks for the sake of portraying what they hold true to their hearts/morals not necessarily what will sell best and I can’t name many other groups who do that as well :( also my boys cute af I love those dweebs IM SO WHIPPED HAH

2 which kpop video do you find the most aesthetically pleasing?

this is hard :(( idk my number one but I really like seventeen hip hop unit’s check in, red velvet’s one of these nights, ladies code’s galaxy, kim lip of loona’s eclipse and crush’s fall ! they don't all match my aesthetic but I feel like they match the songs really well!!! watch them okay 3/5 of them are hELLA UNDERRATED bye

3 if you could instantly learn one choreography, what would you pick?

something by either gfriend or bts?? love whisper or not today or blood sweat tears?? OOOH or red flavor by rv!! tbh though I’m really skinny so my limbs look weird af with a lot of dances rip

4 who do you look up to as a role model (in the kpop community or not)?

there’s no person in particular that really sticks out but I will say I’ve always admired jungkook, and really all trainees for that matter, who leave their families to start training really young because its a process thats hard physically, emotionally and mentally for late teen/early twenties trainees but there’s sO many kids who enter in their pre-teens and idk how they survive also I realized this doesn’t answer your question at all I'm sorry its 1:28 AM I’m just waiting for the DNA mv to drop

5 whose concert would you go to if you could and why?

DAY6 DAY6 DAY6 DAY6 !!!!! THEY INVENTED LIVE SHOWS DONT FIGHT ME ON THIS or shoot maybe dean or crush or heize?? I LOVE TOO MANY TALENTED PEOPLE also I would say bts but although there are countless amazing beautiful armys there are def some crazy scary ones that are known to be horrible at concerts so

6 if you could pick one idol to be best friends with, who would it be and why?

OK YALL IVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT IN MY DAILY LIFE SO S/H TO MICHAELA FOR ASKING ILY either boo seungkwan or ahn heeyeon!! I feel like hani would be so fun to have girl time with bc I feel like we’re really similar in some ways ?? IDK I LOVE HER bUT overall I’d say boo seungkwan because istg we are 100000000% the same person only he has a weenie ok just trust me I am boo and boo is me

7 would you want to be a part of a kpop group if you had the opportunity to be?

I’d absolutely love to be in the entertainment industry and I think the staging, costuming, group dynamics and publicity (variety shows, fan service/interations) in the kpop industry are all really cool but I honestly don't think I have the mental strength to do it lmao idols go through so much and I don’t think I could handle it regardless of how much I enjoy singing/dancing/performing etc.

8 what languages do you speak, and which do you want to learn?

english and some spanish??? I understand a lot because quite a bit of my family speaks it but my conversational skills have gone downhill recently because I haven’t had a lot of opportunities to practice :( with that said, I’d like to be fluent in spanish and - BEFORE YOU COME FOR ME READ IT ALL OK - I’d like to learn korean BECAUSE!!!!! when I was little before I moved I would go to a farmers market by my house and a lot of the older ladies there spoke korean and little holly though it sounded so pretty and I always wanted to chat w them ok THATS WHY I’m not a creepy koreaboo this has been a thing since before I even knew what a kpop was ok bye

9 what song cheers you up when you’re sad?

fire by bts bc I get hella turnt to that song its a pROBLEM also jackpot by block b, baby/puss in boots by astro, chained up by vixx, not today/bst by bts, knock knock by twice, i think I love you by sonamoo THE LIST GOES ON I HAVE A WHOLE PLAYLIST OK

10 what things do you associate with your bias?

dimples!! pretty hands, closing one eye in selcas, ootds, happiness so cheesy ik sORRY, ryan, studying, awkward dancing, open mouth laughs, second hand embarrassment, sentimental rants

11 what’s your favourite thing to do in your free time?

cry over namjoon tbh I’m one of those people who is constantly listening to music so I’m always doing that and singing along regardless of if its free time or not HAH then I really like reading and catching up on my youtube subscriptions

my questions!

what is your dream job?

favorite book of all time?

what is your current fashion like and what is your dream fashion?

if your best friend was cloned, how would you know which one of the two was your best friend?

what song got you into kpop?

which idol do you think is most similar to you?

favorite kpop lyrics?

if given the opportunity to collaborate with any group/soloist of your choice, who would you choose and why?

what is your favorite physical and character trait of your ult?

which underrated groups/soloists do you believe deserve more recognition? any song recs?

do you read fanfics? if so, what are your favorites?

- - - - song title game - - - -

I was tagged by @kihani, your song choices were 12/10

rules: spell you your url with kpop songs and tag ten people! (all of these happen to by song recs too so listen nd be happy friends)

mysterious - hello venus

i think i love you? - sonamoo (a fav ok listen pls)

life in color - beenzino

knock - knk

jelly - hotshot

only u - daze

out of sorts - vixx

night rather than day - exid

she’s a baby - zico

- - - - get to know me tag! - - - -

1ST RULE: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better.

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true. tagged by @sleepysugarmoon, thank you friend!! APPEARANCE: I am 5'7" or taller I wear glasses (or contact lenses) I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces PERSONALITY: I love meeting new people People tell me that I’m funny Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me I enjoy physical challenges I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it ABILITY: I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 pushups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well I have a good memory I’m good at doing math in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month Fandoms are my #1 passion I do or have done martial arts EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts RELATIONSHIPS: I’m in a relationship I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year I have been in a relationship for at least a year I have had feelings for a friend MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” I live close to my school My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone RANDOM SHIT: I have breakdanced I have had a teacher with the last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life I speak at least 2 languages I have made a new friend in the past year

tagging some mutuals bc ily and why do you even follow me I'm a wreck tbh OK i tag: @kihani, @21jd, @lapatronakim, @94seulqi, @gayoongi, @springdqy, @medina-kim, @15minss, @je0n, @cottontae, @taebaeul, @booty-baekery, @lalisl, @babekhyun, @voidpjm and anyone else who wants to try any or all of these!!

#i love tags yayayay #don't feel like you have to do it!!#tags

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gotitmemorised-archived · 7 years ago

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Cloud x Lea

send me a ship and i’ll tell you

who hogs the duvetneither, tbh, as cloud nor lea are really susceptible to cold. chances are the duvet is actually going to end up somewhere at the foot of the bed instead while they’re basically just sprawled one on top of the other – either that, or twisted around whomever is lying on top.

who texts/rings to check how their day is goingi’d say lea might do it more at the start, but as their relationship progresses they’ll both end up doing it. followed by a whole slew of dirty texts.

who’s the most creative when it comes to giftsnot really sure - lea just tends to give gifts that remind him of cloud and most of the time he doesn’t really stop to think about whether or not it’s creative. i kind of see cloud as being the same type of gift giver in that regard.

who gets up first in the morninglea, much like axel, is still quite notorious for loving sleep; if there is any possibility of sleeping in, he’ll take it. for that reason, i actually see cloud as the one usually getting up first, even going as far that cloud will mostly be the one to pester lea to get up so he gets to his training on time.

who suggests new things in bedat first probably cloud, though considering the fact they have sex … a lot … after hurdling past that first time, and it definitely tends to border on kinky sometimes i’d say they both give quite a bit of uh, input on what goes on in the bedroom.

who cries at movieslea, probably. he still doesn’t really have a lot of control over his emotions and thus they come to the surface a lot quicker than with cloud who’s basically turned stoicism into an art form.

who gives unprompted massageslea. his hands are better than hot stones and he likes the way cloud reacts to it.

who fusses over the other when they’re sickthey both fuss over each other, though cloud’s more of a ‘tough love’ type of person, which works out well because lea’s a grump when he’s sick and he’ll stubbornly keep going about his day anyway unless someone orders / bullies him into slowing down.

who gets jealous easiesthonestly, they mark each other all the time. they’re both possessive bastards. that said, lea will probably hide it less; or be less good at hiding it than cloud, if it comes down to it.

who has the most embarrassing taste in musicthis will most likely also be lea … i mean, perhaps it wouldn’t exactly be embarrassing but it’ll certainly be quite eclectic especially at the restart of his existence as a somebody ; he has to catch up on all the joys he missed out on while he was a nobody. i could see him being into bubbly pop songs, though. pls.

who collects something unusualcloud likes to collect wood ( wink wonk ;DDDD ) carvings, or wood pieces with which he can make his own carvings, whereas lea doesn’t really collect anything in particular … except for perhaps ice cream sticks so he can finally get his hands on that damn easter statue tissue dispenser :||| so i guess lea does win this round after all.

who takes the longest to get readywell lea’s the one wearing the guyliner in this relationship, so …

who is the most tidy and organisedcloud, probably. that isn’t to say lea’s a total slob, but he does still have more of a teenage boy mentality ( that is to say, he tends to act like a frat boy a bit more than cloud does… )

who gets most excited about the holidayslea. dressing up for hallowe’en? count him the fuck in. giving gifts to the people he cares for during christmas? heck yeah! doing that cheesy new year’s kiss and the new year’s resolutions he’s only gonna hold on to for a week tops? been there done that!! EASTER EGG HUNT? he’s a goddamn pro. that isn’t to say cloud doesn’t enjoy celebrating the holidays, but he wouldn’t show as much excitement about it as lea.

who is the big spoon/little spoonmost of the time it’s lea as big spoon and cloud as little spoon.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sportsboth, okay. cloud may look stoic and unflappable, but challenge him and he’s gonna wreck your ass just to prove a point ; especially on the battle field … and lea is well … lea. :| need i say more?

who starts the most argumentsthey’re both stubborn and can both be argumentative so i don’t think there’s someone that would start more arguments than the other? the only difference would be that lea’s more prone to explosive bursts of anger that last shorter whereas cloud is more prone to that kind of silent, slow burning anger that makes him pull away, become kind of cold and aloof and short, like at the start of their acquaintance.

who suggests that they buy a petlea :|

what couple traditions they havethere’s this spot in the mountains surrounding hollow bastion where they go to whenever one of them can’t sleep, so they can watch the sunrise together. also lea tends to cook for cloud whenever he knows the other’s coming back from an exhausting day. when one of them is off-world, they try and text each other good morning or good evening at the very least, even if there’s not much time to text anything else.

what tv shows they watch togetherlook i’m not saying lea is into trash tv, but … he’s into trash tv. soap operas are a guilty pleasure, along with such riveting reality tv shows like family feud, judge judy, jerry springer, dr phil. at least everyone who appears on those shows as guests are infinitely bigger Tragedies™ than he is even with his past. cloud’s more of an old-school drama shows kind of guy. they like watching tv together whenever they can though - what they watch probably depends on what’s on.

how they spend time together as a couplethey train together quite often and otherwise just hang out either at cloud’s place ( preferable, there’s less neighbours … ) or lea’s place just relaxing together whenever they can. days they can spend together are few and far in between anyway, what with lea training to become keyblade master in the upcoming war and cloud helping leon & co. with the hollow bastion restoration effort. so whenever they do get time together, they usually just spend it at home, being lazy and enjoying each other’s presence.

who made the first movecloud. lea wasn’t confident enough to do so yet at that point, or at least not confident or well-versed enough in reading cloud’s emotions/moods to run the risk of ruining the friendship they’d managed to build against the odds.

who brings flowers homeneither are really the bring flowers home types … if one of them brings flowers home it’s probably because aerith bullied them into doing so.

who is the best cooklea, hands down.

#kyouminaine #cut it because it got quite long #♡. you scraped your body against mine like a matchstick begging for a fire ( cloud x lea )#here we are got a tag!#HEADCANON

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