#also pls dont tag crk if you reblog this. i love the game but the fandom SCARES ME

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Diana Headcanons

Officially known as the Storm Siren Sovereign, but hardly ever uses that title.

There's many superstitions about her areas of the sea. There's many old fisherman tales warning of not to illegally fish because the 'demoness of the sea' will swallow you whole.

Usually stays shifted around 50 ft tall, about the same height as Joe Boopkins. However, she does tend to shift smaller whenever dealing with those she cares about.

Didn't belong to any pod before or after finding the Storm Trident, and she only isolated herself further following the trident choosing her as its user.

The Storm Trident is semi-sentient. It only recognizes Diana as it's wielder and only she can use it to its full capacity. To try to use it risks you getting shocked by lightning or worse. Diana can throw it and recall it, and they're both intertwined with the other.

Diana doesn't need to eat all that often, but when she does, she usually hunts down any Mega-variants of Cheep Cheeps, Bloopers, and similar enemies. She really likes seafood despite technically being part fish..

Is actually a huge, shameless flirt. If there's someone that catches her eye and she genuinely finds endearing, she will flirt with them. She's long since moved past Johnathan.

Has contemplated asking about where Lily's biological parents are being kept and 'paying them a visit'.

Rarely goes on land, but Lily's been making an effort to have Diana connect more with Lily's family. She really wants her ancestor in her life now that Diana is actively teaching her, and Diana really can't say no to Lily.

She and Joe Boopkins are actually very good friends. She met Boopkins when he was very, very young and doubts that he remembers her all too clearly.

Can speak to aquatic animals, and you would not believe the drama they have.

Her hair defys logic by never getting wet in water, but this is SMG4 we're talking about. It's not even that major.

While Black Pearl Cookie's main costume is her usual outfit, one of BP Cookie's other costumes, "Sovereign of the Abyss," is one she can change to if she feels the need to scare the shit out of someone. The Storm Trident also changes appropriately.