#also please ignore that what i'm writing now is literally exam based because yeah. relatable

[loserboyfriendrjl]

"hey," dorcas smiled, sitting down next to marlene. "how did your NEWTs go?"

"shit," marlene groaned, letting her head fall, a small thud against the gryffindor table, poking at her cold steak. "fucked up, big time. haven't done so shit in an exam in a while, actually. how about you?"

"will a snogging exam help with that?" she asked, batting her eyelashes innocently.

"alright, mates," marlene said, jumping up from her seat and looking around the table to her friends, "this is goodbye. i have an important exam to sit now."