#also not me realizing you meant meet cute for Tim and Danny
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“Do you remember when I sold my soul a few years back?”
The tapping at the keyboard did not still. “Yes of cour— Tim, you sold your soul?”
“Oh my god, you forgot.” He dramatically threw a hand against his chest, collapsing sideways out of the chair to land on the cave floor. “I’m wounded. In my cold, soulless heart, shot straight through it. You forgot I sold my soul. Dick, how could you?”
“It’s been a hectic few years-“
“It’s my soul Richard Greyson. Isn’t that important? I sold my soul to the Ghost King and now it’s apparently changed hands.”
“The Ghost King sold your already sold soul?!?”
Tim sat back up, using the BatDesk to pull himself to his feet. “Nah, apparently the og king got bested in combat and the new king now owns it. He sent me a letter. So we could meet. And potentially discuss me repossessing my soul. Anyway, are you free Thursday cause that’s when he’s picking me up and he said I could bring a friend. Cissie already said no, so you’re the next on my list.”
Dick had long since abandoned whatever report he’d been working on and was staring at Tim with what could only be described as ‘major concern.’ “Can we please backtrack to the fact you sold your soul to a Cthulhu-like entity?”
“No.”
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#dp x dc#why do I get the feeling he never told Dick he sold his soul#he decided to gaslight gatekeep girlboss his older brother into coming#I could see Danny coming to the meeting and immediately seeing Dick#Danny doesn’t KNOW who they are#he just sees Dick and his brain short circuits#in his head he’s repeating that song that goes#i’m looking for a man in finance trust fund 6’5 blue eyes#and having to repeatedly kick his inner demons while trying to cordially give back the soul of said man’s brother#if he brought Ellie Dan or Jazz they’d all be looking at Danny like#shut up I know EXACTLY what you’re thinking#if you say one word your new best friend is Klemper#meanwhile Sam and Tucker are singing it under their breaths#trying to figure out how to set them up because they’re both blushing and trying not to stare at the other#okay I think the brainrot let go#also not me realizing you meant meet cute for Tim and Danny#whoops
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