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unproduciblesmackdown · 4 months ago

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my vision is [feed jerry? jerry?? i want you to fuck me, jerry. Fuck Me! me / git it] & this plant repeatedly trying to fuck seymour &/or audrey & [consider the angle that is orin is to audrey as audrey ii is to seymour] & in the end as the plant is trying to fuck / eat audrey anyways & seymour is intervening to get fucked / eaten himself unforch like here comes the real ones ending: we segue the strategic flirtation of Alright Fine Sure I'll "Feed" You into fucking the plant. femme fatale with it: trust yourselves & each other a little more & we get the dramatic Ax Raising but this time for audrey the original going to town on the stem/base or whatever & we live happily ever after (with a ;) if you want, of course, sure, perfectly pertinent enough. especially ;) if you interpret it as perhaps having to fuck another plant to death) and i grab you by the front like That's Right They Ought To Get Away With The Deaths, And More

#we could also make sure the seymour & orin homosexuality scene is even hornier than usual but it's not that important to me #whereas like say. during seeing the film for the first time i did not really think about [wow sexual] that much at any point #in a way i cared about anyways lol but to me it's like well that's for the damn plant. thinking about it re: orin eh whatever #thinking about it re: the damn plant like gimme two seconds: right yeah of course #also nodding when they show off the vine technology by snaking it up seymour's vest to caress his face like yes very impressive #lsoh #my vision. and you think like ''truly it'd be more difficult to fuck the guthrie amorphophallus titanum audrey ii design''#like nodding sagely in some ways yes. but gimme two seconds: yes can imagine managing it. things are worth a little effort #winning that it's a coinflip whether people go ''wow this design is so phallic'' Or ''wow this design is so yonic'' you go girl....#you don't even need [visuals for this plant to already be gnc] here....but it helps!#what would seymour/audrey ii be called. what is seymour/audrey i called. audrey squared or whatever in that combo. 2 audrey 2 yurious #twomour? tricky to parse but things are worth a little effort. fucking the plant better not be that niche amongst Little Shoppers. c'mon.

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