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not-so-superheroine · 1 year ago

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Elder Graham Needs to Come Get His Mormon Cricket Legion 🦗

saw a comment youtube that read “a swarm of mormon crickets is enough to make you wish for a nuclear winter.” and another that read “i’m a latter day saint and we don’t claim them (the mormon crickets)” then i thought, “no, you need to claim them. come get your legion of crickets, Joshua Graham.”

#mormon crickets #tumblrstake #fallout new vegas #joshua graham #latter day saints #i also do not claim the crickets thems the crickets that went west #he went rogue on his mission so i just assumed he was an elder #who even knows what mormonism will look like in 2281 #also my sympathies for everyone stuggling with the katydids #none over here but there is the threat of being near florida #like no joke there is malaria and leperosy over there and i have lost all faith in regional public heath systems and gen pop ph education #truly bizarre times like this is how God was doing the Egyptians? smh #how'd we end up there?? oh yeah arrogancehate and greed smh #this is probably a niche ha ha for perhaps only me #but tumblr is also for that

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