#also my sweet man Nanami!! I missed you bby

[sleepy-bear-tm]

Finally watched JJK 0 and the first few episodes of the Hidden Inventory arc… oh my god the animation is stunning and don’t get me started on just how grounded pretty much all of the main characters are. Don’t talk to me about Rika either… too soon.

[curtins]

MISS CURTINS AKA DAPH-Y BOO POOKIE SHMOOKIE i just read your jjk men in a cafe fic and let me tell you I've been loving that writing format. but ANYHOOO ON TOPIC OF THE REAL DEAL

choso's.....i feel like u are spying on me because literally all of those incidents have happened to me. i don't go to starbucks or other cafe's often (not like other boys) but when i do i don't even have the balls to try anything that isn't a cold coffee because WHY ARE THERE SM OPTIONS LOL?? like i had a matcha thing once when i went to delhi to meet a friend and she ordered it for me and that was nice but apart from that......

AND THE WOBBLY TABLE HAD ME SCREAMING BECAUSE GIRL ME TOO !!!! i genuinely have such shit luck with tables (academically and even in public settings can you IMAGINE) and i think they should dedicate tissue boxes to my name the way i hoard them and stuff them underneath the table leg/s..... no but the way you wrote choso's was so sweet he's deffo the type of man who 100000%%%% respects people who work in the service sector, i feel like he'd ask them "how's your day" back YKKKK HE'S JUST A SWEETIE PIE AND HE FEELS (and it is!!) THAT IT'S NORMAL TO ASK OTHER PEOPLE QUESTIONS LIKE THAT REGARDLESS OF THEIR OCCUPATION <333 i feel like he'd probably start convos out of curiosity with people on the bus as well....like can you imagine him chatting up a pregnant lady with such genuine curiosity and innocence. like what do you mean kids come from your stomach/from where you pee 😭😭😭😭????

the rest of the boys....all i'm gonna say is i need a man like nanami who's so put together but the minute table 15 is having a conversation with voices that are a tad bit too raised, we're leaning in, rubbing our hands together even, and discussing it. and geto's the type of dude you'd tell to stfu on your date because he's busy relating coffee to the political economical state of the world rn. h's lucky he's pretty so i can just stare at him and not listen to a word of what he's saying.

deffo feel like sukuna would eye my tea and the minute i offer a sip to him he finishes the whole thing. but you know what, that is fine. because that man is my husband. i need a whole analysis on this man in a cafe because i feel like even though he's probably commanded a court during his time (ok oldie) he has ZERO SOCIAL DECORUM IN PUBLIC LOL.

and toji and me.......😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 I'm about to push bro into that wall rq (I AM NOT I AM A GOD FEARING CHILD OF GOD)

thank u for indulging in my brain worms slash ramble slash whatever this is....i hope ur exam went well bby 😢💕

THIS ASKKKKK i went and sat down again to read it properly i love receiving it, its like a letter

but we are literally the same because i show up to cafes with one (1) standard order and then i chicken out each time anyway and i panic when i get to the front and motormouth some shit that i didn't even want 😭 i tried like matcha but it's just not meant to be for me. but u are sooooo right in how choso is literally 100% just nice and normal and sweet to people (mind you, in jjk the bar is on the floor bc we have some real demons)

also loser!geto is so special to me. like he's my favourite character in the entire series but he's just soo fun to imagine as kind of...annoying. if a man is gorgeous and powerful and a tad villainous, there has to be something silly and wrong with him just a bit

i'm sooo a coffee person > tea but i just know sukuna's old ass loves a good selection of grean teas...i will def make more sukuna headcanons of him doing regular stuff in every day life 😭

also!! i lovedddd writing toji's bc we know he's a bit of a loser and a bit of a villain but its soo fun to give him some nuance and grace because i know he has good traits (like trust, i know him personally) and he's probably the type who pretends to hate kids but secretly tries to make them laugh and gets mad when he's caught

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Not the NSFW you're looking for but here's one bc I just spent 9 hours working on a work project on a Sunday 🥲🥲🥲🥲 and to nanami that is a big no-no. Also my brain is dead so here I am on my last thread.

10 pm : Nanami finally hears you shut off the computer and hears the clicking of you unlocking the home office door.

The man wastes no time.

He bursts in, carries you over his shoulder, takes you to your bedroom, and throws you on the bed.

"I haven't fucked you all day long" he whispers in your ear....

🌙🌙🌙

You end up going in very late to work the next day.

NONONO HOLD ON BC NOW IM THINKING

Ok so first off Nanami would be PISSED that you're working on a Sunday

The weekends are for RELAXING, why is his baby WORKING when they should be CUDDLING HIM ON THE COUCH while yall watch TV 😤

But you tell him that this project is super important and you can't be distracted today bc you gotta get this shit done

And he's super angry and frustrated but he loves you dearly and just wants to help you succeed so he leaves you be

He thinks it might take like a couple hours, so he can read during that time and maybe watch some TV

BUT THEN YOU STAY IN YOUR OFFICE FOR MUCH LONGER AND HE'S GETTING MORE AND MORE AGITATED!!!!

Don't get me wrong, he still let's you work bc he adores you and whatnot

But he misses his baby 🥺 he misses his darling dearest and just wants to snuggle with them 🥺 he just wants to drink and eat snacks and cuddle up with his pretty baby 🥺

He'll make one of your favorite dinners to try and coax you out but you still gotta work so he just brings it to you and gives you a little forehead kiss and trudges away he's such a baby jesus christ sksksk

He's just moping in the living room and staring at the ceiling half the time bc he just misses you so much

He's had a whole bottle of wine by the time you shut down your computer

He hears the all too familiar sound and jumps up, rushing to your office

He opens the door so fast it almost flies off it's hinges

You're halfway to the door and jump bc ??? babe what're you doing rushing in here sksksk

And Nanami being the big dumb baby he is gets kinda emotional once he sees you and this fucker PICKS YOU UP WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT AND CARRIES YOU TO YOUR BEDROOM

Doesn't matter what your size is, you are tossed over his shoulder and treated like you way NOTHING bc let's be honest this hunk o' man can probs bench 300lbs at LEAST so don't even worry about it sweetie sksksk

You're like ????????????????????? KEN WTF YOU DOIN BBY???

He sets you on the bed and snuggles up to you

"I missed you so much, darling"

"I haven't stopped thinking about you today"

"You've been stuck in that goddamn room all day and I haven't been able to touch or kiss you all day"

This man will give oral for an hour before he fucks you sksksk

And when he DOES fuck you it's slow and sweet and gentle and he's just so tender with you bc he missed you and wants to savor this as long as possible 🥺

But let's be honest, he probs rails you after the first time he cums bc god damn it he missed you and he needs to fuck out his frustrations on you sksksk

After that, he doesn't let you work on the weekends or after work hours bc that's HIS time with you and there's no way in HELL that work is gonna take you away from him 😤