#also my friends got a dog called spimp
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god. I had a dream that me and my mum became besties with Alan cumming and I am so gutted to wake up and realise it wasn’t real
#also my friends got a dog called spimp#as in. a stupid way of saying shrimp#(spinch -> 🍃 spimp -> 🦐)#he was a lovely black and white Jack Russell but like twice the size of a Jack Russell#and he would come running at you whenever you shouted SPIMP#also i was visiting family in Florida with all of my#brothers and 120+ cousins and i apparently had a child who was about three
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