#also my autocorrect sucks hairy BALLS
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who knew socializing with people would help you feel better mentally
#its kinda strange to realize people actually like me and. possible perceive me as a friend#so theres a lesson from your big sis misfortune - just because some people treat you shittily does not define the kind of person you are#i was having a panic attack in the bathroom and was vaping to get that nicotine high#and then#i talked with some of my colleagues and feel okay now. people can be kind and nice when you're kind and nice.#suddenly going to uni does not feel as dreadful now#actually feeling motivated to start working in my presentation now and studying abit.#also look at that creature. this is how im feeling. its the image of perhaps things not being as bad as u thought#/╲/\╭(•‿•)╮/\╱\#also all the spelling mistakes you read? no i didnt <3 i know english well. c1 babeyy i just cannot be bothered to fix my typos constantly#also my autocorrect sucks hairy BALLS#I made yet another typo. ALL THE SPELLING MISTAKES U READ? NO U DIDNT. farts and shits myself from anger
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i just got on here and saw that tumblr live had unsnoozed and i am mc pissed as fuck my dudes. what the ever loving goddamn mother fucking shit. i crave violence and death and bullshit and i am surprisingly good at banananagrams when drunk as fuck and unsurprisingly still a god at cribbage. also i’m like. so fucking good at cribbage. i’m seventeen and i’m INVDEDIBLE at a game for old people. i’m prolly only able to play cribbage drunk because i learned it when i was drunk. but still. also i never get to play it and i’m sad about that but we’re on family vacation and i taught my mom and now i’m just gonna make her play it all the time. also my relationship with my mom is fucking WEIRD like we’re kinda mother daughter except for when she’s drunk and then we’re sisters, bc she has me so young and her parents basically raised me and she was pretty much a live in nanny, so the whole thing is fucking wild. anyways. the arizona hard iced tea is good, i am drink off my ass and posting on tumblr for some goddamn reason, i am so damn chatter and giggly as a drunk bitch, and autocorrect is a fucking godsend, except god isn’t real, and also capitalism sucks absolute fuck donkey hairy balls. good night. go to bed take your meds drink some water i LOVE you fucks. good night. i will regret this i. the morning.
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