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[akaaka04]

♠♥ Week: Day 3

( Late-night Snack Run )

PINPONPINPONNN~ “Welcome, sir. Lemme know if you need anything.” Hide nodded with a polite smile to the woman manning the cash register. He picked up a basket and carried it on his arm as he got two of almost every junk snack he could think of: chips, doughnuts, king-sized chocolate bars, pudding packs, strawberry ice cream, a canister of cheese spray, and a jar of pickles. Hide sighed with a goofy smile and headed to the front of the cozy grocery store, gently placing his goodies on the counter. The woman caught a glimpse of the jar of pickles still in the basket, then looked to Hide’s hands, and finally to the glistening, golden band on his ring finger. She smiled and rang up Hide’s ice cream. “Your wife send ya on a late-night cravings run?” “That obvious, huh?” Hide chuckled, scratching his cheek. “The pickles are actually for me, though.” “I see. I remember the feeling all too well~ My second child would wake me up in the wee hours of the night just for some of those American Twinkies. Drove my husband nuts the first two months of the pregnancy, not that he could say anything about it.” Hide laughed and pulled out his wallet. “The Mrs. says the same thing to me! ‘Hide, shut up. YOU did this to me, now deal with the consequences!’” Hide and the woman exchanged a laugh as she wrung up his things. Hide handed her his card, she gave it back with his receipt, and Hide gathered his bags. He thanked her as the doors swung open for him and hurried home to his very hungry, very cranky Kaneki. Poor Kaneki had ballooned up so much in the last couple of weeks that Hide owed him the gift of never complaining about anything Kaneki asked him to do. Back massages? Sleeping on the couch? Doing chores around the house that Kaneki swore Hide had forgotten to do when it was really Kaneki that had forgotten? Yup; not a single peep ever escaped from Hide’s lips. If anything, Hide would answer every beck and call with a “Yes, dear!” and a kiss on the cheek. He did it so often that it brought Kaneki to tears. “YOU’RE SO GOOD TO ME!” Kaneki had said between sobs as Hide laughed and embraced his emotional husband. God, Hide thought. None of this even bothers me. I’m just so happy and in love, and can’t wait for our mystery baby to get here… Hide smiled quietly to himself at the thought. He was gonna be a Papa; soon, but not soon enough. Finally digging his keys from out of his pocket, Hide unlocked the door and was welcomed to the sight of a barely conscious Kaneki falling asleep on the sofa in the living room. Hide swore he could feel hearts flutter above his head as he tip-toed inside. He put his purchases away save for the can of cheese. Uncapping the top, the smell of artificial cheese lingered in the air and woke Kaneki up within seconds. “Mine.” Kaneki mumbled, shuffling over to Hide’s side with enormous effort. Hide watched his husband fondly as Kaneki opened his mouth with heavy-lidded eyes. Hide squirted some cheese onto his husband’s tongue and ruffled Kaneki’s salt and pepper hair. “Ready to go back to bed?” Hide cooed. Kaneki didn’t even answer as his eyes and legs gave in, Hide rushing to catch his smaller spouse in his arms before Kaneki could hurt himself. Hide shook his head lovingly and took them both to bed, leaving the can of cheese on Kaneki’s nightstand.