#also most of them are spongebob quotes hghghg
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TLG Outlanders Incorrect Quotes pt…..5?
Janja: I think we're missing something
Reirei: Teamwork?
Kiburi: Cohesion?
Mzingo: A general sense of what we’re doing?
On some mission (feat. Kifo):
Kifo: Nenenenenenenenenenenene-
Shupavu: *whispering loudly* Kifo, what are you doing?!
Kifo: It’s my stealth noise! Nenenenenenenenenenenene
Njano: *laughs* Nenenenenenenenenenenene
Shupavu: Everyone, shut the fuck up!
Literally all of the skinks: Nenenenenenenenenenene
Human/Zootopia au:
Cheezi: NOTHING’S WORKING!
Chungu: Wait, Cheezi! We’re not cavemen! We have technology… *repeatedly smashes computer*
Janja: AWOOOOO
Cheezi: NYEEEEEEHHHHH
Chungu: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Janja: That’s crazy talk!
Chungu: That’s not crazy talk, THIS is crazy talk! Gableehblahbleh Hublehbluhbleh BLEH BLEH BLEH lehlehlehleh-(Janja smacks Chungu)
Goigoi: Chungu, I don’t think “wumbo” is a real word
Chungu: Sure it is! I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumbo-ing, wumboer...
Sumu(while Chungu is still going on): ...I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me....
Chungu: Wumbology: The Study of Wumbo?! It’s 1st grade, you guys!
Mzingo: Can you take hats in a dignified, classy, and sophisticated manner?
Chungu: You mean like a weenie? Okay! (in a funny and somewhat baby-like voice) May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat,sir? May I-(Mzingo puts his hand on Chungu’s mouth)
Mzingo: Alright, that’s enough.
Chungu: (raises paw) Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Ushari: No, Chungu, mayonnaise is not an instrument
(Chungu raises his paw again)
Ushari: Horseradish is not an instrument either...
Scar: People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?
Kenge: CORRECT
Tamka: Well who cares about a stupid reptile?
Kiburi: *pissed off* Gee Tamka, it seems you would care a lot about stupid reptiles CONSIDERING YOU ARE ONE!
Nduli: (sliding downhill) Hey guys! Watch me do “The Grouchy Kiburi”!
Kiburi: Stop naming moves after me!
Nduli: (mimicking Kiburi) Everybody’s an idiot except for me
Kiburi: Well it’s true
Mzingo: Could you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic
Chungu: What does that mean?
Cheezi: It means he’s afraid of Dandy Claws
Mzingo: No, it doesn’t!
Chungu: Ho ho ho! *laughs*
Cheezi: Stop it, Chungu! You’re scaring him!
Cheezi: 🎶Janja is my best friend in the world!~
Janja is my best friend in the Outlands!
Janja-🎶
Chungu: (interrupting) 🎶Likes Chungu more than Cheezi!🎶
Human au
Kiburi: Okay, “insert rod support A into Slot B”
Janja: That’s what-
Kiburi: If you say “That’s what she said” one more time, I’m going to pop you.
Mzingo: Janja, what happened?
Janja: I’m sick. (coughing badly) Remember that time you dared me to lick the swingset?
Mzingo: No, I said “Janja, DON’T lick the swingset” and then you told me “Don’t tell me what to do!” and then you licked the swingset
Janja: *about some random animal* Tell him off, furbrain!
Cheezi: That’s my ice cream cone!
Janja: Great! Now let him have it!
Cheezi: You can have it :)
Cheezi: Psst, Chungu…I thought of something funnier than 24
Chungu: Let me hear it
Cheezi: 25
Chungu and Cheezi: *snickering*
Cheezi: “Chungu, you’re a genius!”
Chungu: “Yeah, I get called that a lot.”
Cheezi: “What? A genius?”
Chungu: “No, Chungu
Goigoi: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Nduli: Wow, Tamka, I didn’t know you spoke bird
Tamka: No, Nduli, that’s Italian.
Nduli: I know who owns this river, I just can’t place the name….
Hatari: *suddenly arises from the water, bellowing at Neema* AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOAAAUUUGHHH
Nduli: *oblivious* No no, it’s not GAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOAAAUUUGGHHHH
#this is the fifth one right?#i’m having too much fun with these#also most of them are spongebob quotes hghghg#tlg outlanders#the lion guard
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