#also me: I'm going to put those Beasts into Situations 😈

[curious-sootball]

Me: rewatching chapters 2&3 (Dead Man's Worth episodes)

Luke-as-Delacy: mentions that on the farm the working day would be half done by 6 am and calls Bellows lazy.

Me: I bet Delacy and almost everyone else on that farm got up with the rooster's first crow... wait a goodamn minute

Just imagine if someone dropped that phrase around Delacy in episode 2, and he just took his gun out and went "Hmmm". (Bonus points for an extra "almost-parental Don't" from Nate, because he's the only one in the group who certainly knows that revolver is named Rooster). Also, I'm surprised no one tried to make the punchline "Guess he was a night owl. Stayed up well past Rooster's first crow". (That would've been a Ellen's line if she was in that episode).

Also, the fact that Bellows tried (without much enthusiasm, but still) to recruit Garnet and Delacy is so funny as a concept: there's just something about those people that makes them irresistible for particularily violent Horsemen of the Apocalypse (relatively speaking: all Horsemen here aren't above doing violent things, War and Conquest are just the most direct about it)