#also massachusetts license plates are freakin ugly damn
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star-crossed-lizards · 6 years ago
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good evening. it has just come to my attention that the state of massachusetts has a black-capped chickadee as its state bird. this would not be a problem except for the fact that my home state of maine also has the black-capped chickadee as its state bird. this is unacceptable. i assure you there are more than 48 different kinds of birds that live in the contiguous united states of america. i demand justice. massachusetts doesnt deserve such a cute bird. maine does, because i live here and i like that bird, and i see them all the time. also, maine license plates have chickadees most of the time, while massachusetts license plates have them none of the time.
in conclusion, fuck off with that bullshit.
if you live in massachusetts and you wanna argue with me about this dont because i dont care. chickadees should be the state bird of maine and maine only.
massholes do not interact
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