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asteria7fics · 5 months ago

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Ewily ask!

Tallest to shortest of the main 5? (Butters, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman)

Hehehe this is my favorite because height headcanons are so contentious!

From tallest to shortest:

Butters (6'2)

Kyle (6')

Stan (6', or 5'11 and a half, if we wanna be specific. He would round up to 6. Kyle would take issue with this. This has been an argument between them.)

Kenny (5'9)

Cartman (5'7)

So you were honestly very close with the way you worded your ask!

I think the only one whose height anyone specifically mentions in the fic is Cartman's, though I did try to line them up semi accurately in my cover photo! Nifty little thing about police lineups hehehe

Thank you for the ask!! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

#ask asteria #ewily #exactly where i left you #stan bby you arent six-foot let it rest #put him in his thick-ass work boots though and he's like 6'1 lmao #Cartman and Kenny short king supremacy #also making kenny short but giving him a massive schlong is very funny #though honestly im hella short so even 5'9 is tall to me #breaking my neck to check Butters' cave for bats #he'd put me on his shoulders during a concert though considerate king

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