#also loved when he was a guest on smosh mouth

[trexkys]

i think my favorite (extremely) underrated duo is actually keith and amanda. they're both such the type to misspeak and let that take the conversation somewhere crazy. and if they get too locked into the same bit, they just get absolutely lost in the sauce and it kills me

[toiletclown]

breathless. (part six. finale.)

spencer agnew x gn!reader

more fluff :,)

summary: six months after you decide to make it official, you both decide now is the time to start dropping hints.

a/n: this one was going to be part six and seven but i couldn't bare to drag it out much longer!! she's done! :D [ more serious a/n at the end ]

word count: 3187

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Six months later

It had been six months of bliss, and you were happy to report to anyone who asked that there was no end in sight. You and Spencer weren’t going to have a ‘honeymoon phase’, because you were so blatantly in love with each other it just wasn’t going to end. There was no getting complacent, no getting bored. You loved it. 

However, you both agreed that it was time to start being little shits on camera and on social media. Ian and Anthony didn’t care, because realistically what you did on social media was never a big deal to them. You were both freelancing anyway, technically speaking. On camera, they just asked that you didn’t rile the fans up too, too much. 

Amanda was on vacation, and Shayne asked if you both wanted to be the special guests on an upcoming Smosh Mouth while she was out. This was the perfect start to your plan.

“Hello, I’m Shayne and welcome back to Smosh Mouth. Today I have two of the most troublesome Smosh members with me, since Amanda is still on vacation. How are you doing today, guys?” Shayne introduced the both of you.

“Troublesome? I don’t know about all that, Shayne. I’m doing good, though! How are you, Shayne?” You started.

“Yeah –” Spencer began, but you cut him off.

“No, I didn’t ask you, I asked Shayne. You can wait your turn, Spence.” Your feet were touching under the table, a silent game of footsie like you were in middle school again. And if it was making your heart and stomach do flips so loudly you thought it would catch on the mic, that’s for you to know and the fans to eventually find out. 

“Damn, Y/N,” Shayne said between laughs. Spencer was playing along with your bit and waiting his turn, so Shayne continued on. “I’m doing pretty good today, Y/N. I must say, you’ve trained Spencer so well. He never listens when we tell him to shut up.”

“Hey!” Spencer erupted into laughter, so of course you followed.

“He’s a good boy, isn’t he?” You said, ruffling his hair and making it arguably sexier.

“Don’t.” He choked out, but he was still playing footsie with you. You still knew you were getting in trouble for that one later.

“Okay, so, how are you, Spinner?” You asked, head cocked to the side.

He was blushing beautifully, and you really, really hoped that was picking up on camera. You loved making him blush, but seeing it on camera always made it even better. You might even have a few screen recordings in your hidden folder of times you made him blush on set. But he doesn’t need to know that. (He has a similar folder, but not even hidden. You’ve seen it several times. It has over 100 clips in it.)

“Well, I’m –” You cut him off again.

“Oh, Shayne, you said you wanted to do album tier lists today, right?”

“Y/N!” Spencer whined, not entirely on purpose.

“Yeah?”

“Can I talk please?” He asked, left hand reaching for your right under the table, his way of silently asking you to pull back.

“Sure, Spin. Go off, king, speak your truth.” You smiled widely at him, knowing what he was going to say.

He rolled his eyes at you, lovingly, and let your hand go so he could gesture while he spoke. “Anyway! I’m doing good today too, Shayne. I got some pretty sick news this weekend.”

You played up your surprise for the camera. Eyes wide, you asked, “Oh?” 

Shayne also knew, because of course he did, but you let him ask anyway, “Yeah? What’s up, man?”

“I finally found a bigger apartment and I’ll be moving in in about a month,” Spencer started, “It’s closer to the office and right around the corner from one of my favorite coffee shops. I’m pretty stoked, honestly.”

That was your favorite coffee shop first, but now he loved it just as much as you did. Mainly because you took him there on one of your first dates, and now he insisted on getting coffee there at least once a week.

In his defense, their lattes were incredible. And their cinnamon buns.

“Oh, sick, dude! More room for your cats, too.” Shayne knew that you were also moving in, hence the ‘bigger apartment’, but you and Spencer both agreed that should be kept under wraps for now. You were giving the fans little crumbs of the gigantic sourdough loaf that was your love.

“Yeah, they’re more excited than I am! Oh, ouch,” Spencer yelped at the end, and forced himself to cover up the fact that you had just playfully kicked his shin. Little shit, I didn’t even kick him that hard.

“Sorry, I kicked the table by accident, which is genuinely the first time that has ever happened.”

Shayne was doing his best to hide his giggles, but he was failing massively. “How many times have you sat at this table, Spencer? That’s crazy, I have never done that.”

You were so thankful Shayne loves to ‘yes, and’ shit because he was making this so much easier. And funnier.

Spencer tried to glare at him, but he was laughing too, so he looked entirely unserious. “I do not know how I managed to do that, to be quite honest.”

“Album tier list though?” You asked, excited to talk about music.

You and Spencer had extremely similar tastes, but Shayne was still ‘discovering music’ so he didn’t know a few of the albums you mentioned. Spencer agreed with all of your choices but one. You ranked the Blue Album by Weezer at an A tier instead of an S (which was done simply to rile him up, and it worked). 

After you had all gone through your little TierMaker lists and agreed upon the ending rankings (yes, you moved the Blue Album to S), Spencer decided to throw a wrench in everyone’s plans.

“Oh, Peach, when we get back to the apartment we have to call maintenance again,” He said casually, while you were supposed to be getting ready for the next segment. “Shit, can you make sure someone cuts that?” He turned to Alex, who gave back a thumbs up.

“Wait, no, keep it in. Cut this though,” you laughed, deciding to play into it, “If we keep it in, they’ll all assume we have a place together. Then we can go to Twitter to ‘clarify’ that I was just coming to your place to work on a Games video. Give them crumbs, yes, but we can maybe drop a crouton here and there.” You smiled, proud of your improv skills showing their face.

“You two are diabolical, the actual reveal is going to be April First all over again,” Shayne said, a genuine smile on his face.

You returned it tenfold, so lucky to have such loving and supportive coworkers who doubled as friends. “I don’t think we will ever reach April First heights, but I appreciate the enthusiasm.” 

Spencer sat up, suddenly locked in, “Wait, Alex?” 

“Yeah?” They called from behind the monitors.

“Cut that, but keep the footage. We can use it later. You can just send it to me after?”

“I’ll let Rock know!” Alex replied, excitement in their voice.

“Demons, both of you!” Shayne was in a fit of laughter, again. It felt so good being able to make your friends smile so easily.

//

The next week, the Smosh Mouth episode drops. Normally there’s a two-to-three week turnaround for the SmoshCast videos, but since you and Spencer had begun dropping hints in videos, the viewership on videos with both of you in it had skyrocketed. You were both thoroughly surprised (and pleased) that your plan was going so well.

You both had a notes app check-list in your phone of silly bits to pull. So far, you had checked off: hugging more than three times in one video (Challenge Pit); you blowing Spencer a kiss (TNTL); Spencer blowing you a kiss (background of a Bit City ad-sketch); the entire Smosh Mouth episode, basically; shadow boxing, then pretending you were going to make out (Bit City); more romantic compliments, even more romantic bullying (Dread, Smosh Mouth, Culinary Crimes). 

Next up, a Twitter crumb.

Once the link to the episode was tweeted, Spencer quote tweeted it: “y/n thinks their the coolest person ever”

He deleted, then tried again: “y/n thinks they're the coolest person ever”

And then, you simply tweeted a screenshot of the lyrics to Slim Pickins by Sabrina Carpenter: “This boy doesn't even know the difference between there, their, and they are.” 

This was perfect, because in a matter of moments everyone was talking about the next line of that song. “Yet he’s naked in my room.”

//

After the Twitter Crumb, you both decided to slow down on the hints. This backfired, however, when everyone then thought you were fighting. You went back to being mostly normal, which was still physical and affectionate, but now the fans were so used to the new levels of it that they went 0 to 60 on “oh my god are y/n and spencer fighting what happened btwn them :(“

Angela stopped you at lunch to let you know. You were halfway through a burrito bowl, sad to have to stop. “Hey, Y/N? Have you looked at the comments on videos lately?”

You wiped your mouth and made sure you were finished chewing before responding, which took longer than you wanted it to. You had just taken a fairly large bite when she rounded the corner. “No, why? Is everything okay?”

“Well, everyone thinks you and Spence are fighting,” she snickered, sitting down and taking a sip of her drink.

“Fighting? Why, because I’m not calling him a good boy on camera anymore?” You laughed, then lowered your voice, “He won't let me anyway, he said he got ‘dangerously’ hard.”

Angela choked a bit at that, fully used to you and Spencer being overly vulgar, but not in regards to each other.

“Oh! Okay! Well, I’m gonna go find Chanse so I can throw up with him about that! Bye!” And she was gone.

“It’s the truth,” you whispered to no one, before getting back to your food.

//

After a month of going back to ‘normal’ you decided to stop torturing everyone. You decided since the last Sabrina stunt sent fans into a tizzy, you posted a photo of you and Spencer building legos together. Then two hours later, you posted ‘Juno’ to your story, specifically the part where she sings “Adore me / hold me and explore me / I’m so fucking horny / Tell me I’m the only, only, only, only one”.

Yeah, that did the trick. Ian and Anthony did give you a light reprimanding for that one, considering the firestorm that happened on Twitter, Reddit, and your Instagram comments. Whoops?

You decided to talk to Spencer afterwards, to see what his timeline on this was. If you were being honest, you were ready to kill the charade at this point. For one thing, your one year anniversary was five months away, and you weren’t sure you could even last that long. But also, while Spencer was definitely enjoying the game you two had built, he had never wanted to hide you. And maybe that was an enticing concept.

“Hey, baby?” You called, tapping your boyfriend on the shoulder. 

“Hey, honey, what's up?” He slid his headphones off and grabbed your hand. Some things never change, huh?

You kissed his forehead, grabbing a chair and sitting with him. “I was wondering. It’s still a little far away, if I’m being honest, but our one year anniversary is soon. Did you want to maybe do the reveal that day?”

He was blushing again, and you would never get tired of that. He was still blushing at you like he was two, four, six, eight years ago. “I think I’d like that.”

“Okay! I love you so much, Spence.”

“I love you more, Peach.”

//

Five months later, your one year anniversary ♡

Spencer had had Ian pull some strings and rent out Buca Di Beppo for your anniversary. Normally, Smosh rented one out for VidCon, but they were doing Smosh Summer Games again this year, and decided to not do VidCon this time around. So they rented it out just for you and Spencer.

Your life had changed so much over the course of a year, and you couldn’t be more grateful for it all. You were in such a better place now than you were then. In so many ways, financially, mentally, physically, romantically, sexually. 

Spencer was the best partner you had ever had, by a fucking long shot. Honestly, in your youth you picked pretty bad ones. Repeatedly. You only had one serious relationship as an adult, and you were locked in for good on your second one. Well, in your opinion, you were locked in for good. 

Spencer hadn’t proposed yet, which was fine. Your birthday was coming up, so you were really hoping he would pop the question then. Whenever you ranted to Ang about this, she would promptly remind you how young your actual relationship is. Amanda, however, encouraged you fully. She had always wanted you two to date, so you getting married would send her into orbit.

Arasha also wanted him to ask you. She had actually started pestering you about your dream ring, your ring size, along with your dream venue and outfit. Chanse had taken you to brunch a few times to ask how the “Plan with a Capital P” was going, because he refused to be serious about it. You kind of liked that, though, because it took some pressure off. 

Because you did want it. Badly. Angela, Tommy, and Damien thought you should wait. Chanse, Amanda, and Arasha thought it was time. Courtney and Shayne refused to take sides, same with Ian and Anthony. Typical couples.

The crew had also decided not to weigh in, minus Erin, Kiana, and Alex. Who were all on your side, for the record.

And what side was Spencer on?

Well, he wasn't on anyone’s side.

He was on one knee, in Buca di Beppo of all places, proposing to you.

And you fucking loved it.

//

“What, did you seriously expect us to have a serious proposal? We’re too funny for boring proposals.”

You were doing a Q&A Smosh Mouth episode about your relationship. After he proposed, and got some gorgeous candids taken by Courtney, you both hard launched on Instagram (and Twitter, and Reddit, and Tumblr. So on and so forth. It really was April First again.)

“Yeah, but Buca?” Shayne was laughing his ass off again, as he did every time either of you told the story to someone. “I mean, it’s a sacred place to us here at Smosh. I get it, I do. It’s just so fucking funny.” Back to his laughter fit.

“I mean, I still remember the first Buca trip I went on with Smosh. I actually sat next to Spence, and I didn't like the pasta I ordered. He gave me his.” You smiled fondly to yourself, feeling sentimental. It was one of your favorite memories. “It’s one of the first times I remember thinking, like, fuck, I like this dude a whole lot. And he’s my best friend. And, like, out of my league.” 

“Whoa, what?” Spencer asked, eyes wide. “Me?”

“Yeah?” You blinked at him, confused.

“No, dude, you're way out of my league, what the fuck are you talking about? Shayne, what the fuck is Y/N talking about?”

Shayne threw his hands up in surrender, entirely not speaking on this. 

“Are we having our first fight on Smosh Mouth right now?” Spencer asked, rubbing his thumb on your hand, which had been laced with his under the table the whole time. He was making a joke, and wanted to make sure you knew he wasn't serious. What a fucking angel.

“It seems so because I think you were out of my league, one hundred percent. But let’s agree to disagree and move on, okay?” You decided not to really ‘yes, and’ that one.

Shayne jumped in, eager to change the topic, even though he knows you two are joking. “Well, the reactions have been stellar. You really pulled it off so well, especially by posting that ‘blooper reel’ of all the times you both messed up on camera!”

You had secretly been a little worried people would be upset. Amanda and Angela assured you anyone who was upset wasn't a real fan. Which was fair.

Speaking of Angela, you came to find out in the following month that everyone ‘taking sides’ was actually just moving parts in a huge Rube Goldberg machine of a proposal plan by Spencer.

Your fiancé. God, it was still crazy to think about.

But while you ran around trying to get people on your side, everyone had already been given guidelines by Spencer on how to react. And Arasha and Angela were his number one operatives.

Angela, your best friend, seemingly not on your side about wanting to get married, planting a seed of doubt in your mind.

(Spencer apologized for the mind games that everyone played, but it all ended so perfectly that you couldn’t stay mad at anyone. Angela would be walking you down the aisle.)

Arasha, your number one wedding supporter, asking wedding-related questions, then feeding the info back to Spencer.

(He had your dream ring handcrafted. Your dream venue was already booked. You weren’t going to say no, anyway. Arasha was helping with planning.)

Damien and Tommy siding with Angela. Damien, a romantic at heart. And Tommy, one of Spencer’s closest friends.

(Damien was in charge of misdirecting you around the office, Tommy is going to be the officiant at your wedding.)

Amanda and Chanse siding with you. Encouraging you that everything was going to be okay, whether he proposed or not.

(Amanda is the ringbearer, Chanse is in charge of music, thank god.)

Courtney, Shayne, Ian, and Anthony not taking sides at all, showing you partners shouldn't take sides.

(And they did. And do. And so do you. But they did remind you to be more mature about it.)

You were marrying Spencer. Your Spencer. Spinner. Spence. Fucking Charles. After nearly ten years, you were finally marrying the dude you fell for the moment you met his eyes in that office lobby. When he shook your hand, there were sparks. You both knew from that moment it was over.

And yet it still took so long. And even despite that, you’d do it all again, because it leads to Spencer. The road might have been bumpy, and the weather wasn't always sunny, and you might have broken down a few times along the way, but it led to Spencer. And you’d drive, run, walk, skip, hop on one leg the whole way down that road, as long as he was on the other side.

And now, he would be.

Always, and forever.

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taglist: @lokidokieokie @chaoticlizzzzzz @babble28 @starstriker027 @langaslefthairstrand @vc55bughead @kneelforloki @cosmichahn @lisiliely

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real author's note time!!

wowie, this has been such a word of labor, love, and obsession. this fic finally pulled me out of my months (almost years) long block, because for once i wrote more than 6k, but i also finished it!!!!! it's been quite a long time since i've finished a fic. next up is the angela x reader anon requested, but i can't promise a time window for that one. i hope you have all enjoyed this fic as much as i have, i'm quite proud of it and of myself. whether you follow me or not, thank you for reading and engaging with my fic. you're the best <3

[smoshkidtv]

smosh tag game!

waahhh i saw so many ppl doing this, ty @smoshidiot for tagging me <3

1. How long have you been watching Smosh?

It's kinda hard to track since I've been watching Smosh on and off ever since 2005! My most active years were probably from 2010-2016, and I just started watching them again last year!

2. Favorite Smosh cast member(s)?

As a classic Smosh fan, I have to say Ian and Anthony! But my other faves include Angela, Trevor, and Arasha!

3. Favorite pairing?

Ian and Anthony's friendship means everything to me 🥹 but I also love Shayne and Courtney and I'm so happy for them!

4. Favorite recurring character?

BOXMAN MY BELOVED PLEASE COME BACK FROM THE WAR!! Other than that, probably the Chosen and [REDACTED]!

5. Favorite Smosh video?

This questions is so hard so I'll pick two from each Main Channel Smosh 'era' sketches!

Old Smosh: Smosh Short 2: Stranded and Left Handed

Classic Smosh: PARANORMAL EASY BAKE OVEN! and POKEMON IN REAL LIFE!

Defy Smosh: ADULT MAGIC SCHOOL BUS and Kids on Bikes

Mythical Smosh: Trapped in the Worst Kids Show and We're Pregnant

Reunion Smosh: SLEEPWALKING DISASTER! and I Regret My Turkish Hair Transplant

This list was SO HARD to make and it doesn't even include any Pit or Games videos... maybe I'll do that in the future!

6. First video that got you into Smosh?

The very first Smosh video I watched was the original Pokemon Theme Song Lip Sync! But I started actually following them with Food Battle 2010 and POKEMON IN REAL LIFE!

7. Favorite picture of the cast?

Is it unfair to say the picture I took with them at VidCon? 🤭

(Idk if it counts but I also love this screenshot of them!!)

8. Favorite picture of your fave?

9. What Smosh series do you want to see more of?

LET'S DO THIS MY BELOVED PLEASE COME BACK FROM THE WAR!! I would also love to see the return of Smoffice-style sketches! I'm also a super big fan of Beopardy (Anthony on Beopardy when??)

10. Dream guest on Smosh Mouth?

I'm also a huge fan of Dropout so I'd love to see some cast members like Brennan Lee Mulligan come on! He could talk about TTRPGs or improv comedy or about almonds, literally anything and I would eat that shit up!!

this was so much fun!! i tag @mezz000 and @moxiebrown (ty for being mutuals with me 🥹)

[ghoulishhgayy]

smoshblr tag game (but a little late 👀)

tagged by the very cool @poppyfamily

1. How long have you been watching Smosh?

I’ve been a viewer for about five years. There were phases where I watched strictly the main channel or only TNTL or only watched for certain cast members though. But when Anthony came back I became OBSESSED. I’ve been watching everything they’ve been putting out since.

2. Favourite Smosh cast member(s)?

Amanda. Shocker, I know. The first video I saw her in was when she played Jenga dressed as Velma from Scooby Doo. As a gay girl who dressed up as Velma many times as a child, I felt seen. I then binged any video she touched. I'm in love with her style and character work.

3. Favourite pairing?

Amangela. Another shocker. These girls just make me laugh like nobody else. I was also a big starkid fan back in the day so this just makes sense. Shourtney also warms my soul.

4. Favourite recurring character?

Sarah Christ. I grew up on true crime and shitty cop shows and Amanda nails this character. The gruff cop with a complicated relationship with love was always my favorite trope. However, Amadeus Whitmore was also a joy. I was ecastic every time he came back. Chanse and Amanda just lose themselves in their characters which make them the most engaging to me.

5. Favourite Smosh video?

Oh, I have too many. I’ll just do ones from the past year. I’ve seen that Incoherent video a silly amount of times to not mention it. Love is Blind 1 is Academy award winning cinema to me. Spencer has also been killing it lately, specifically in darts and Gentlemen’s Don’t Win Mario Party. I love dude’s out of nowhere humor. Oh my god and the PODCAST. The Tommy eps and the most recent one slayed. We’re truly in a renaissance

6. First video that got you into Smosh?

I truthfully don’t remember. My most recent phase was definitely jump-started by the Let’s Get Talking with the celebrity look-alikes though. It was the perfect intro to the new cast.

7. Favourite picture of the cast?

still spellbound from the funeral photo shoot. I couldn’t even pick a favorite, everybody brought their A-game that day. I do love these girl though ⬇️

8. Favourite picture of your fave?

Giving you multiple because I love them all

9. What Smosh series do you want to see more of?

Don’t win!!! Nothing makes me laugh harder than those Mario party videos. It’d also be cool to see the dont win concept carry over to other games

10. Dream guest on Smosh Mouth?

Matpat or Markiplier. I feel like it would be the perfect mix of Shayne nerding out and Amanda trying her best to follow

Since I’m a bit late to reply, I think all my smoshblr mutuals already answered these questions. So I tag any interested party who sees this !!

[lumiereandcogsworth]

smoshblr tag game yippeee!!!

“tagged” by @unknownteapot hehe!!

also i have to put this under the cut because uhhh too long 🫣

1. how long have you been watching smosh? WELL i do have very fond memories of watching the boys with my brother back in maybe 2011? 2012? maybe later idk. i specifically remember the pokémon vids, man-spider, the paranormal easy bake oven, and this one where the entire time you thought that he (i cannot remember who. i think anthony) got his dick stuck in a port-o-potty’s door, and he’s like stuck there for days, and the whole time you think it’s his dick that’s stuck, only for it to be revealed at the end that it was the burger that he brought in with him. THAT got stuck in the door 😭 idk why that one lives in my head so prominently, but it’s so stupid LMAO. anyway… then i started watching pewdiepie and eventually got more into shows on netflix (superwholock nation😐✊) than youtube. THEN in like 2019, my brother rediscovered smosh by way of try not to laugh. and showed them to me. and for a couple years that’s ALL i watched. like legitimately just checked smosh (pit) once every two weeks and watched it, then carried on. i loved it and them but i still didn’t have the desire to check out any other stuff lmao. and THENNNNN at the beginning of 2023, i just very randomly decided, in my boredom and unemployment, to check out their other stuff. and boyyyyy did i get hooked. and i’ve been watching everything ever since. so, very long-winded way of saying i’ve known about them for over ten years, but i’ve been DEDICATED to watching ALL of them for about a year and a half :)

2. favorite smosh cast member(s)? shayne’s been my fave since 2019, and since 2023 amanda has very prominently become second fave, if not tied with shayne. i also love courtney and spencer and tommy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TREVOR AH

3. favorite pairing(s)? well in terms of actual ships i’m sooooooo so happy for shayne & courtney and they’re SO cute :”) in terms of just like, any duos? shayne & amanda (of course), spencer & courtney, amanda & angela, tommy & spencer, and chanse & damien — they have a very underrated dynamic, like when they’re in videos together they’re so wildly in sync. they seem unlikely but i think damien brings out the nerd in chanse the best lol. also i love so many duos gosh!!!!!!! they’re all such good pals with each other it’s rare to NOT have a good duo. ian being arasha’s “dad” is always a fun bit lmao.

4. favorite reoccurring character? im a chosen girlie for sure 🥹 love that freak.

5. favorite smosh video? oh my goshhh that’s so hard. i love to rewatch shayne & courtney’s tntl trivial pursuit. i love lots of the don’t win mario partys. love when they play werewolf (and blood on the clock tower.) and OF COURSE, love so so so many try not to laughs 🥰🫶

6. first video that got you into smosh? i wish i remembered the first “other” vid i watched last year, but i do not 😔 i also wish i remembered the first tntl my brother showed me, but alas i do not 😔 i can’t even say i remember which early smosh vid he showed me first all those years ago, but i’m going to guess it was one of the pokemon ones. so that’s gonna have to suffice as my answer lmao

7. favorite picture of the cast? i don’t know if i have a favorite favorite but this recent one from the live is very cute and silly <3

8. favorite picture of your fave? i mean really anything this dumbass posts. why is he like this

9. what smosh series do you want to see more of? gosh i’d loooove if they brought let’s do this! back!!! AND IDIOTS PRESENT!!!!!

10. dream guest on smosh mouth? oh my gosh uhhh… i literally don’t know. maybe vanessa lachey just to see amanda resisting the urge to commit murder for a full hour.

tagging: @japhan2024 @hoohoobeanie + anyone else can say i tagged them bc i’m not confident who of my followers are here for smosh adjskdj 💛

[3rddimension]

The new smosh mouth with kallmekris is hilarious what a great first guest, I feel like they weren't holding back on doing accents and characters because that's kris's thing. Whereas on other episodes it felt like they didn't know when to go into characters or be seriously discussing a topic.

Also when s talks about his day in the beginning, he says "we" showed up on set, mentioning c indirectly and then tells the story of how he took his laptop out and it fell to the floor. And c asked him if it was broken, but it was okay surprisingly. He also later on mentions how c does a great impression of weird tiktok lives , he calls her impression fucking perfect it's so cuteee

I just watch the beginning as well and you're right! loved the indirect mention and coming in to work together!

[zazuizme]

Smosh gone downhill

I said it. I prefer the content Smosh made under Defy. I understand that they are now happier and their wellbeing is much better now without a corporate overlord breathing down their neck but I believe their content has gone down in quality and variety. I saw a Smosh video in my subscription feed and realised that I haven't watched their videos in a while or as regularly as I used to do when Smosh was under DEFY.

I’m honestly getting really bored of post-DEFY Smosh and Smosh Games content. It’s the same five shows every time. I getting bored especially with the Games channel. They just play casual games. No competitive games and punishments like before. It's either try not to laugh, eat it or yeat it, unfunny sketcher, ebe and the games channel. I used to love the games channel and the Smosh Pit channel, I wasn't really as much of a fan of the main channel stuff but I still watched the videos that were posted on it. So I want to break down what I think is going wrong.

Cast members I am obviously happy that some of the members are in a much more happy and healthier place. With some of the cast members like Noah, Keith and Olivia being able to be part-time and pursue other things. The personal downside was that they were more of my favourite members of the cast. I like Courtney two but I am not a fan of Shayne or Damien because they're too loud and I don't like Damien's humour or find him funny at all and comes off as trying too hard and cringey weeb. (Bruh that anime quiz he did was full of such mainstream normie anime which are all the same, just personally dunking on his taste in anime) So in the early Mythical days, it was mainly just Ian, Court, Shayne and Damien that we were seeing so for someone like me I was only really here for Ian and Courtney. Since we have had Kimmy and Jackie who I think are refreshing additions to the channel and bring something new. But one of the reasons, why I love the old videos, is that more people means more different dynamics. It gets pretty boring quickly watching the same three people interact so it makes it refreshing when someone is a guest as it changes up the dynamic. We don't get to see Keith and Court goofing off, or Shayne and Olivia killing it. With more people there's a chance you'll like someone. So if you like Shayne for example you may get bored seeing him interact with the same people all the time because of seeing one or a few person take up all the screen time instead of dividing it up more. Things like the old squad vlogs were so much fun because you have five people bouncing off each other and make simple games like the psychic word game so much fun. Now it just feels like Shayne and Damien featuring Courtney third-wheeling and sometimes Ian. We also have the controversial figure of Matt who I was fine with at first and enjoyed him as a ref except for Red Light, Dead Light, but as he had more time on screen the worse part started to creep in. I do like Sarah however. It also made Smosh Summer/Winter games so special because we saw everyone together or when they did TNTL on the SG channel with the SG crew.

Smosh Games channel So when they announced that the Smosh squad would be more involved with the Games channel and that cast wouldn't be confined by a single channel it lit up a red flag immediately for me. Obviously, it was kind of necessary with so many of the SG cast leaving but the Squad members like Court, Shayne and Damien can't handle that channel. They are obviously being overworked having to run three channels with multiple things a week which is one and the jokes and dynamic gets stale. Two: the only 'hardcore, real' gamer there is Damien so if they put on competitive games with no shots spared he would easily dominate. I getting bored especially with the Games channel. So we get more casual games with gimmicks like seeing them play Jackbox for the 100th time and loses the competitive element of the old shows like gamebang had so it's now just 'friends playing games'. We have some dumb shows like the crocs thing which was so anti-climactic. They have a Twitch which I don't use or watch. Board AF which I've heard isn't as good as before.

Lack of fun shows On the Smosh Pit channel we do have some fun shows like Bee-kini wax but it’s so infrequent but because of how limited the contestants are having to lay on the bed it relies on verbal humour which sometimes isn't enough if you are bored of the same 3 people. Eat it or yeet it which feels like a discount put it in my mouth which is also limiting because the cast is sat down and relies on a single gimmick. 2 Truths, 1 Lie and True Confessions which are good fun and challenges the cast members acting skills. I big things like Smosh Live and the energy the sketches had. We then have low-quality content videos like reaction videos to old videos, ‘trying TikTok life hacks’ which are rarely funny like the auditions reaction one. EBE is getting exhausting and doesn't seem to be as funny as before. I miss squad vlogs and field trips of them all playing board games once in a while or spin the bottle. Fun challenges are rare such as the drawing ones and acting out fanfiction. There is Smosh cast but it was mostly fun when they split tea about Defy. I dropped off around episode 8 and there’s too many to catch up. I don't even know which TNTL video they are on and even had a tour centered around it with only Shayne, and Damien with third wheel Court and Ian. I don’t know if the cast members are burnt out but I definitely am. We’ve gotten 40+ damn episodes. If the person doesn't laugh it gets awkward and they just laugh anyway. We had some interesting shows like Day Jobs, Show with no name which is way more fun and faster pace than Smoshcast, the animal show, PIIMM and Courtney's pilot show, Smosh and Order, squad trips and vlogs. It feels like the same five shows every time. I assume that the view count is going down.

Maybe Defy did know a bit of what they were doing. Putting stuff through a filter stopped every below-average video being posted. I honestly don't know if they will realise and try to fix it but I'll probably end up drifting completely if I end up not seeing any people I want in the thumbnail or clickbaity thumbnails I want to see, but it seems to be a trend among fans here from what I've gathered.

[purplesurveys]

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Have you ever cut your own hair? Nope, my mom would never allow me; and tbh I never would allow myself to do it either. What do you eat most frequently? Rice. I have it for every meal, 7 days a week. Except for when I have pasta. Are you a fan of video games? I’m a fan of watching people play them, and there are a lot of video games I have sentimental attachment to because I was raised in a home where all the boys knew how to work a console; but I myself don’t play. What's your favorite color combination? Black/white with anything earthy. I’m all for simple tones. Did you share a locker at school? No, we all had our own.

What's one sport you could never play? Basketball. I never could understand what the rules were. When we had basketball for PE in high school, I would literally just stand on the court when it came time to play because I never had a grasp on the game. I was a sucky teammate fosho. Blue or black ink? Black. I hate using pens with blue ink. Have you ever sang karaoke? I think the last time was when I was 12 or 13. I hate hate hate being the center of attention and the last thing I want is to sing (which I don’t do) on a microphone that’s gonna amplify my voice and will force people to look at me. What was the last concert you attended? Man it was nearly a year ago, but it was Paramore. Have you held anyone's hand in the past week? Yup, you just barely caught the timeframe! I last held hands last Thursday, exactly a week from today. What's your favorite perfume/body spray/cologne? I bought Beyoncé’s Heat Rush a few years back because I was a huge fan (still am), but I didn’t know I was gonna end up loving the scent so much. It’s still my perfume today and it’s my go-to when I’m going on a date or going somewhere fancy and/or formal. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 45 minutes should be generous enough. I have to beat the traffic everyday so I don’t devote a lot of time simply to get ready. What is the oldest age you think should wear makeup? No age is too old for makeup. How old were you when you went on your first date? I’ve never had a first date per se...I did have one special museum + early dinner ‘date’ with Gab that ended up becoming memorable. I was 16 then. What's your nationality(ies)? Filipino. Pretty sure there’s some distant, distant Spanish blood somewhere down the line. Are you an open book? Very open.  Do you think you're a good secret keeper? For the most part, yeah; but there’ll be times that I wouldn’t be able to help it and spill to Gabie. Which is fine, because she forgets things easily and is 101% not up to date with and doesn’t care for anyone’s lives. She’s super unbothered which is why I kinda choose to tell her stories; but if she had a big mouth, then I probably won’t spill secrets to her. Name one fashion trend you could never follow. Oversized shirts. Do you prefer long hair or short hair? Right now, I’m preferring short. When do you plan to go to sleep tonight? Just my bed. Has anyone besides your family seen you naked? Yes. If so, who? My girlfriend. What exotic animal would you love to have as a pet? NOPE. Do you want kids when you're older? Yeah, I do. Did your parents sign you up for anything you hated as a child? They made me sing to 100+ guests on my 7th birthday party if that counts. I had ballet when I was 5, but it wasn’t that I hated it...it’s just that I was too young to understand what was happening and what I was signed up to, which was partly why I did so badly in the class. Where's your cell phone? I lost my first cellphone on a 1st grade field trip, so it’s definitely somewhere in the waterfalls we went to 14 years ago. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Egg. What are your feelings about Octomom? I don’t really know the circumstances surrounding her, so. Do you know of Smosh? Of course, I grew up watching them. I was there when their popularity exploded, and a little longer after that. I don’t anymore, but sometimes I’ll go back and watch their 2011-2013 skits, and my personal favorite series of theirs, Lunchtime with Smosh.  Do you drink enough water daily? Yep. I looooooove water; I probably drink too much of it haha. Is your diet healthy? I think it *could* fall under healthy? I eat too much junk for my life but I always balance it out with veggies and I just basically make sure that everything else I eat can be beneficial for me, so it balances all the junk out. What's your favorite fruit? Yeah no I hate fruit. What was your favorite Halloween costume? The year when I dressed up as AJ, because I got noticed by her for it. Also the time I dressed up as Sofie, because that was lowkey hilarious. Have you purchased any cool objects from a foreign country? No because everything in other countries (at least the ones I’ve been to) is SO EXPENSIVE. I prefer taking photos, they serve as the best souvenirs for me. Are you on a laptop or a desktop computer right now? Laptop. Where do you plan to post this survey? On my Tumblr, which you’re on right now if you’ve reached this point of the survey. Do you remember anyone's number by heart? Just my mom’s, sister’s, and Gabie’s. Are you a morning person or a late night owl? Night owl, definitely. Name something you will never try in your lifetime. Fruits that I haven’t already tried. What do you think is your biggest flaw? I chicken out of certain things because I’m afraid of failing. First physical trait you notice in the sex you're attracted to? Body language. That technically counts right? Hahaha. How about personality wise? How they speak to me. Are you sick often? I’m sick never. Would you rather have strep throat or an ear infection? I’ve had neither and would like it to stay that way thank you??? When did you last shower? A couple of hours ago, because it was weirdly and annoyingly hot today. Do you have neat handwriting? Yes, I get a lot of compliments for my penmanship. Are you a messy or organized person? Depends on what the space is. My bag for school can get very messy, but my files are always organized; and my room is what I’d call messy-organized in that it’s a mess but I remember where every single thing is. At what age do you hope to get married? 27-28. Is being thin really all that great? I don’t hate being it, that’s for sure. Which of the seven deadly sins do you think you're most guilty of? Envy. How much time have you spent on the computer today? Pretty much the whole day. My body wanted to watch a whole season of Queer Eye today haha.

What size shoe are you? 6-7. How was the weather today? Ugh, MAKE IT RAIN ALREADY. Do you live above, below, or on the Equator? Above the equator, but it’s very very close to it. Do you know how to use Photoshop? Nope. Admit it, you're thinking about someone right now. I’m thinking about the next meal I’m gonna be having lmfao. Where is he/she? It’s in the dining area. Where was your first job? I haven’t had one yet. Favorite year in high school? 3rd or 4th. East or West? East? Where did your first kiss take place? On my bed. What color do you wear most often? I can’t tell which but it’s definitely black or white.

Who was the last person you talked on the phone to? Gab. Have you ever been to a night club? Nah, I don’t know if clubs are my thing. I’m much more comfortable in bars. Are you allergic to anything? I’m not. What's the best place you have ever eaten? The buffet at Circles, Sambokojin, or the food I had at my cruise ship vacation. I really can’t pick. Do you own a hair straightener? I don’t have one of my own, but my mom will let me borrow hers if I need it. Are you barefoot right now? Correcto. Are you subscribed to any magazine? Nope. Puppies or kittens? Puppies. If you had a billion dollars, where would your first investment be made? A modern, spacious house. Who is the best artist you've seen live? PARAMORE YOOOOOOOOOOOO. They connect with their fans so well and you can easily tell you love what they do. Coldplay is a very close second as their production value is fucking insane. Any major plans coming up this week? No not really. I have a date with Gab tomorrow and we’re gonna go out and watch Midsommar, but that’s it for this week. She, Angela, and I are taking a road trip to Nasugbu next Monday though so that’s pretty major. Did you know they never told you Arnold's last name in Hey, Arnold? I never really thought about it. Would you rather watch a romantic comedy or watch a thrilling horror movie? OMG, my two favorite genres :( I’m watching a horror flick tomorrow so I can go for a romcom right now.   Why is Paris Hilton famous? Because of her great-grandfather and her Iconic show with Nicole Richie hahaha. How is your hair styled right now? It’s just down and dried out right now.

Favorite person that you've talked to today? Angela. Do you need AC right now? AC is always a good idea in the Philippines. Do more people call you by a nickname or your first name? My first name is already my nickname/given name. Name something you're proud of. Still being here. How do you feel about couples who say 'I love you' too soon? No judgment. If that’s how they communicate and if it works, so be it. What's the most recent favor you've done for somebody? I drove Laurice to UPTC last Tuesday so she can catch her bus going back all the way to Alabang. Are you at home right now? Yesssssssss I’m so happy to just be at home this whole week. What did you last spend money on? My parking fee at UPTC. Does any accent annoy you? No. How about turn you on? I like certain English accents but not to the point where they turn me on haha. Are you wearing any jewelry? Not right now. Do you get along better with your mom or your dad? Dad. Are you craving anything right now? BURGERS What's worse: Crocs or Uggs? Crocs. Do you knock before you open doors? Yeah, as much as I can. Do you know what a sock on the doorknob means? I think Penny from Big Bang Theory was the one who explained that this means that there are people having sex in the room, but then again it was a tie on the doorkob in that episode so I dunno if they still mean two different things. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate. What's your zodiac sign? Taurus. Does Fred from Youtube annoy you? No, not really.

[darkisucksanditwrites]

may i have this dance?

I haven’t written anything in 2 months but it feels like 2 years lmao. basied on the prince merch released in uh December? I think. 

“Ladies and gentlemen. And now; the royal dance.”

Tetsuya stood up when Kiyoshi’s booming voice filled the ballroom and all eyes fell onto him…for a brief moment of course, but Tetsuya didn’t mind much. He was never a fan of too much attention directed at him.

Neither was his partner, only his problem was that he couldn’t actually hide and mingle as successfully as Tetsuya could. For one he was tall, almost the tallest in the whole room.

Secondly, he was loud.

Thirdly, he had a mop of red, attention grabbing hair.

And lastly, he was handsome and a prince which was enough in itself to turn heads.

Tetsuya tried to remain neutral, but a small smile still appeared on his face when he saw Kagami approach him, his walk stiff and brows furrowed.

“Your highness.” Kuroko greeted first as was the custom of the host.

“Your highness.” Kagami returned the greeting with a bow and without waiting took Kuroko’s hand and pulled him onto the dance floor.

Kagami looked somewhere above Kuroko’s head, avoiding his gaze and looking stressed.

The first song ended and they let go of each other, stepped aside and bowed.

The guests all clapped, before the orchestra launched into another waltz and then everyone joined.

People were still sending them glances but not as intensely when they were the main attraction and Tetsuya could feel how Kagami relaxed gradually before his neck allowed him to look down at Kuroko.

“Your highness seems to be in a bad mood.”

Kagami grimaced, his cheeks coloring slightly.

“Can you blame me? I hate these things.”

“Which part? Dancing? Or public dancing.” Kuroko asked and after a moment added “Or public dancing with me?”

Kagami snorted and gracefully avoided colliding with another noble couple.

“Being stared at like at a freakshow. This is all so fake anyway.”

Kuroko rolled his eyes.

“It’s a tradition. There’s nothing wrong with it. And royal courting does have a purpose. The purpose of the couple getting to know each other.”

Kagami laughed and several people looked their way suddenly.

“I have known you since I was six. I knew we’re going to get hitched since I was eleven. Why do I need royal courting to get to know you more?”

Tetsuya pouted.

“How rude. Firstly, you didn’t know you we were going to get married at eleven. The engagement was announced just six months ago.”

“Yeah, well I knew.”

Kuroko raised an eyebrow.

“Well then. You say you know me so well, but maybe there is something you didn’t know before?

“Like what?”

Kuroko paused.

“See?” Kagami send him a cocky grin. “I know. I don’t need to know you more. What I need is to get five minutes alone.”

Kuroko raised his chin defiantly.

“What for?”

“I dunno to maybe talk to you normally and not like we’re strangers?” Kagami scrunched his nose. “And when I mean alone, I mean alone. No chaperones.”

“What’s wrong with Aida-san and Momoi-san?”

“Nothing’s wrong with them.”

Kuroko huffed. They danced for a minute in silence before he continued.

“Well, now we’re conversing alone. And with no chaperones. Almost.” Kuroko glanced and saw both Aida-san and Momoi-san watching them like hawks and grinning.

“I guess.” Kagami shrugged.

Kuroko was quiet for a longer moment this time, letting himself put his head against Kagami’s chest. At this point not many people paid them any attention so he could indulge himself in this slight display of affection.

“See? This sucks. Admit it.”

“It’s only for another two months.” Tetsuya said instead and Kagami laughed a little bitterly. Kuroko looked up at his fiancé with a glare.

Kagami was grinning at him. Suddenly the mood shifted and Kuroko was the one who was feeling discomfort and annoyance while Kagami seemed to be oozing a sort of laid back and confident aura.

“Two. Months.” He said sternly, trying to convince Kagami but suddenly feeling like he was convincing himself.

“Hn.” Kagami grunted and came to abrupt halt when the music stopped.

Kuroko bumped into his chest, smoshing his nose and yelping quietly.

“Sorry.” Kagami said and put his hands briefly on Kuroko’s arms to steady him and then let go.

Next moment they were officially bowing, almost five feet apart, thanking each other for the dance.

Kagami straightened and gave Kuroko a look, eyebrows raised. Kuroko simply returned it until Kagami was the first to back away and turn to sit at his designated seat at the other side of the ballroom.

Kuroko watched him go and suddenly felt the need to stop him and keep him close. He was surprised by the intensity of the feelings. He didn’t consider them before today.

He exhaled and turned back as well, letting the ballroom fill with dancers again, not sparing them much thought, all of them lost in their own love stories.

Two months. Kuroko thought as he sat down on the propped-up chair.

Just two.

The thump against his window was a surprise, and at first Tetsuya thought he was either hearing things or it was a bird or a branch of a nearby tree.

He waited for a heartbeat or two, but when no more noises followed, he returned to his book.

He read maybe a few more lines when he heard something hit his window again.

And this time he also heard a voice.

“Hey! I know you’re there!”

Kuroko closed the book and slipped from under his covers. He made his way over to the window and took a peek outside.

He sighed and shook his head.

“Kagami-kun.” He said when he opened the window and leaned against the windowpane.

“Finally.” Kagami grumbled and dropped the rock he was holding.

“It’s way past midnight. Shouldn’t you be sleeping?”

“Says the notorious bookworm.”

“Touché.” Kuroko pouted but returned Kagami’s grin with a small smile. “To what do I owe this visit?”

Kagami rolled his eyes.

“Come on down. I have something to show you.”

Kuroko sighed.

“Can’t this wait till morning?”

“No.”

“Alright.” He said and reached to close the window. “Give me a few minutes and I’ll wake either Kiyoshi-san or Hyuuga-san-“

“No dumbass.” Kagami cut him off. “Come down here. Now.” He gestured to the ground.

“Through a window?” Kuroko raised an eyebrow.

“Yes.” Kagami hissed in frustration. “God you’re supposed to be the smart one.”

Kuroko suddenly laughed.

“And that would make you the not smart one?”

“Ha, ha. Very funny. Less talking and more getting down here. Please.”

Kuroko sighed again.

“One moment.” He said and disappeared the room. He grabbed work out pants, a travelling shirt on and a pair of soft boots. He was not climbing a wall of the castle barefoot and in sleeping clothes.

“You should have told me earlier that we were sneaking out.” Kuroko swung his legs over the windowpane and grabbed the thick ropes of ivy next to his window.

He hasn’t done that since he was a small child, and even then he didn’t do it that often. His room wasn’t that up high, but it was at least three stories down.

He made his way down slowly, carefully looking for good spots to place his feet.

“Um, a little faster maybe?“

Kuroko paused and looked down.

“I love you, but I am not breaking my spine for you.”

Kagami snorted.

“No need for that. You know I’ll catch you.”

Kuroko shook his head.

He focused on climbing down, all the way wondering why was he even doing it. They should be both in bed. Their own beds of course.

Tetsuya was lost in thought, making his movements almost mechanical. He forgot it was raining today and the walls were still slightly damp.

His worn-out boot slipped suddenly and he lost his footing. The ivy he was clutching tore.

And he fell.

Tetsuya braced for impact but what he didn’t expect was for the ground to make an ‘oof’ noise when he made contact.

Except he didn’t.

Tetsuya opened one eye and looked up and into Kagami’s face.

“See? Told ya.” He grinned and adjusted Kuroko in his arms.

“I-thank you.” He said still a little shaken.

They both paused, looking at each other for a moment. And then moved.

Kuroko just wanted for Kagami to put him down.

Kagami just wanted to put Kuroko down.

Neither of these things happened.

What did was Kuroko’s arms wounding around Kagami’s neck, pushing at the back of his head until it was mere inches away from Kuroko’s face.

It wasn’t really a gentle kiss. It was more like if they both were hungry and desperate. Kagami’s arms tightened under Kuroko’s knees and back, Kuroko’s hand gripped the hair at the back of Kagami’s head.

It was fast and uncoordinated and messy and lasted probably longer than it should and not as long as they both wanted to.

It was Kagami who pulled away first, breathing heavy, his mouth red and wet, stretched in a grin.

“Hey, what happened to all that self-restraint?” He teased.

Kuroko glared back. Grabbed at Kagami’s shirt collar and pulled him down again.

And bit his lip.

“Ow!” Kagami yelped and finally let Kuroko go.

“You bit me!”

“Yes.” Kuroko answered flatly, though his cheeks were warm and glowing. He licked his lips unconsciously and to mask his embarrassment started fixing his clothes.

“Asshole.” Kagami grabbed his wrist and led him through the garden, until they reached the back gate.

“Where are the guards?” Kuroko asked looking around.

“They’re uh. Sleeping.”

Kuroko leveled a look at Kagami.

“Kagami-kun.”

“What? I didn’t do anything to them okay. I just…gave them some money and told them to go take a break on their watch. They should be back in a few, so we need to hurry.” He said and ushered Kuroko, to the back gate.

They sneaked past it and soon were outside the castle grounds. Two horses, already saddled up, were waiting for them as well.

“Where are we going?” Kuroko asked while mounting one of the horses.

“It’s a surprise.” Kagami said spurring his own horse and riding on ahead. “Don’t worry I will bring you back before anyone notices.”

Kuroko debated with himself whenever he should give in. He was curious but…

“Hey. You’re coming?” Kagami called to him when he stopped and turned around.

Kuroko sighed.

Fine.

“Please be quiet.” He said spurring his own horse, riding on ahead. “This is supposed to be a secret.”

Kagami snorted.

“Smartass.”

Kuroko smiled to himself.

He’ll indulge his fiancé this one time.

And himself.