Elendris: You've had a very lucky escape. Your date was a vampire.
Lorna Esthelian: A vampire? No... he wasn't... was he?
But then... why am I still here? He could have had me by the neck any time he liked...
Astarion: Mother may I. I'm positively starved
I try to finally finish Elendris' playthrought and five minutes in I am reminded of his horrible taste in men.
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