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Girl Dad!Enhypen headcannons
Pairings: Enhypen Ă fem!reader (sep.)
Warnings: fluff fluff I'm choking on this fluff, mentions of pregnancy, mentions of birth, mentions of food, also swearing because I can't handle myself lol
A/N: alright bitches I am high on baby fever so if I'm dying IM TAKING Y'ALL DOWN WITH ME. Tagging @jaeyunluvr for obvious reasons.
Stray Kids version!
Lee Heeseung
Is SO Bambi eyed when you tell him you're pregnant
Like 𼺠this be him, all teary eyed and happy
As if he didn't rail the brains out of you last night but whatever
He was already a simp for you but now that you're pregnant?
"My wife is my entire life and I will walk through every element in this world for her and I would destroy this entire world for her did you know that I love my wife?"
SO EXCITED WHEN YOU START SHOWING He cries over how soft you look sometimes
When I say he sings to your belly at night- (he rants about how the baby kicked when he sang his fav song to the guys)
And gets so starry eyed when baby kicks at his favourite song
Literally the best during birth, he's such a cheerleader
Sobs literal rivers when he holds the baby
"She looks so much like you."
Looks at his daughter as if he would end the world for her
HEESEUNG STOP WE ARE WEAK WOMEN HERE
Singing lessons are basically free for her and Heeseung sobs to you every night about how good she's been getting
Loves to have Karaoke dates with her and teaches her how to make music
Brags so much
"Y/N can you take your husband please he's been talking about his child for hours now we are tired" "hey guys do you know what she did yesterday-"
He died inside when she tried to hit a high note and succeeded
10/10 dad, must marry Heeseung I have a ring
Park 'Jay' Jongsoeng
Do I hear the best girl dad in the entire world?
YES I FUCKING DO DAD JAY AGENDA LETS GAURRRRR
When you tell him, he kisses your face so much
WORSHIPS YOU you are a Goddess in his eyes
normally Jay wouldn't let you do anything but now? He will ravage the earth if you lift even an atom
"what are you doing out of bed?" "I have to pee Jay for god's sake-"
Belly massages are free and unlimited with a husband like him
And so is the food because he will cook everything you ask for as if it's the last thing he'll do
Builds the bassinet properly, and makes sure to turn you on because mooscles SHUT UP IM HAVING A MOMENT
Asks his mom for advice if he doesn't know what to do
Is a brave boi during birth like he is NOT hesitant to do any shit you want
Cries part 2
And I mean he sobbed his entire water weight out of his body when he held his tiny baby
"I have two princesses to take care of now"
JAY PLEASE I HAVE A UTERUS STAPPH
Takes care of everything, and I mean everything
Not a surprise to see your baby girl strapped to his chest by a harness 24/7
Daddy-daugher dates are a must!!
His phone storage is literally just her
"Hey guys look at this picture of my baby"
Sim "Jake" Jaeyun
Jake.exe has stopped working
Literally just stares at you when you tell him, so much so you have to wave your hands in front of him to snap him out
"WE'RE HAVING A BABY WHAT"
Congratulations dear reader, because now your husband is basically attached to your belly
"Baby did she kick-" "bro I just moved chill"
Double congratulations because now Layla and him are fighting for your attention
Literally so lost in everything related to women, pregnancy, and birth but he tries
And by that I mean, he stares at you doe-eyed while you explain everything
Most likely to faint during the birth because lord he can't handle this, he's a princess babygirl
Sobs part 3
"she has your eyes" JAKE STOP
Layla and baby besties forever which makes Jake weak in da knees
Will not leave your baby alone even for a second like he's attached to her now
Loves shopping for her
Literally spoils the shit out of her do y'all see this man buying diamonds because I do
"Baby, of COURSE we have to get her matching outfits how else will we do movie night without matchy pajamas"
Jake come home the kids miss you
Park Sunghoon
Yay you have officially broken Park mf Sunghoon
When you tell him, he's literally just đśđś
No thoughts, brain has evaporated
But then-
"IM HAVING A FUCKING BABY"
You're like chill mf what the hell
Will literally carry you everywhere no matter if you tell him to put you down
"Hoon I can walk-"
*already picking you up* "sorry can't hear I'm deaf"
He makes so many plans, and organises literally everything
Also will get confused on how to build the cradle thingy
He's shit scared of birth, but will definetly allow you to squeeze his hand as hard as you want
Sobs part 4
She looks like you part 3
ICE SKATING DATES WHADUPPP
I'm crying just imagining hoon holding her tiny hands and guiding her through the ice
Your daughter is a fashionista thanks to her dad
Spoils her shitless part 2
"GUYS GUYS YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY BABY DID THE OTHER DAY" *doesn't even wait for a yes*
Kim "Sunoo" Seonwoo
My dude is so chill
Probably the normalest out of all of em
Hugs you and kisses you all over
But inside he's screaming crying throwing up shaking kicking his feet in the air
Literally treats the house like a military base once you staart showing
*talking to Enha* "If anything goes even the slightest bit wrong I will murder all of you."
So obsessed with literally just watching you because in his eyes you're so adorable
LOVES THE WAY YOU WADDLE
Gets so cocky over helping you like he's so proud, showing off his muscles and everything
Sunoo please you're my age STAPHH
MAKES AND TRIES YOUR WEIRD CRAVINGS
Will probably be disgusted by birth but he's a strong sailor he pulls through
Mentally breakdowns while holding your child because omg she's so tiny!!!
Mint choco lover agenda lessons starts from day 1
No child of Sunoo's is gonna hate mint choco
Daddy-daughter dates are a MUST
Loved bonding with her so much
Will definitely do her hair if she decides to grow it long
AND WILL GO TO SELF DEFENCE CLASSES WITH HER I WILL DIE BY THIS HILL
Sunoo I am a weak woman STOP
#enhypen#enha#enha fluff#enhypen fanfiction#enhypen fanfic#enhypen fluff#enhypen fluff imagines#enha soft thoughts#enha soft hours#enhypen soft thoughts#enhypen soft hours#enhypen Ă you#enhypen Ă reader#enha Ă reader#lee heeseung fluff#jay park fluff#sim jake fluff#park sunghoon fluff#enha hard hours#enha hard thoughts#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen hard hours#enhypen smut#enhypen fluff reactions#enhypen hurt comfort#enha Ă you#enhypen headers#enhypen headcanons#enha headcanons#enhypen smut imagines
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In future film adaptations of the HP series, DH is the one book I'm happy for future filmmakers to "mess around" with as much as they like to improve the visual / story experience for all the reasons you mentioned. I'm very happy for them to do a somewhat Twilight film Breaking Dawn-esque departure. Like, instead of focusing on the trio in the woods the whole time, let's get into what the Order are up to, let's show our friends keeping the DA alive at Hogwarts, let's show the other muggleborns having to go into hiding, let's flash over to Draco suffering the worst house guests ever... like we have this expansive cast of characters, let's not waste them for the extended camping trip from hell... also the best part of HP is the wizarding world itself, so many amazing magical set pieces in the world... and we spend the last book mostly in the forest...
Speaking of which, with there being a new series adaptation in the works (with rumours of potentially more HP series to come... perhaps even a Lily Potter / Marauders/ Snape based one...) is there anything you're excited about finally seeing adapted from canon or are terrified of potentially seeing butchered onscreen?
Yeah like and also it isn't even an INTERESTING forest. Like the "children wander into the enchanted forest and face [insert monstrous metaphor for adulthood]" is one of the oldest fairytales in recorded history, with a ton of creepy lore to draw on â you could have had the kids running through mystical haunted forests of ancient Britain! Running into the ghosts of Roman soldiers and Celtic ruins and magical creatures! Forest of Dean could have been COOL.
To your other point:Â I'd much prefer a Marauders series to a remake of the original. I'm of the not-unpopular opinion that the HP movies are as good as any adaptation of any book can get (save probably the Lord of the Rings movies) in terms of how they balance story structure, fidelity to the text, and onscreen pacing. The cinematography decreases sharply in energy and verve after Alfonso CuarĂłn, and the later movies unfortunately suffer from the mid-2000s trend of desaturating the frame, but they're solid movies and like â okay, in my heart of hearts, there's a little part of me that's like. Daniel Radcliffe will always be my Harry. I grew up with Rupert Grint and Emma Watson and Tom Felton, and seeing someone else in those roles will never hit me like it did to see eleven-year-old Hermione Granger alive for the first time on that screen. Which is not a real reason. But there you go.
There's also the problem of the genre pivot â the first few movies are obviously children's films, and a whole generation of millennials got to grow up as they gradually changed to Y/A films. But how many children are going to be watching a full season of a HBO miniseries? And how many adults are going to watch that miniseries and then complain it was underwhelming because, again, it's a children's series? It would be better, in my opinion, to start over with the Marauders, whom you can write into adventures that more naturally fit the pacing of a TV show. You can also start with them at like, age 14, which would solve the problem of years 1-3 essentially being about kids in middle school. Unlike HP, nothing happens that we know of in the first 3 years of the Marauders Era that's plot-essential, so strong writing in the pilot and a carefully chosen flashback or two could easily set the stage for a series starting in Year 4.
What I'm nervous about is the contingent of fandom that would expect it to be essentially a TV adaptation of All the Young Dudes, which â while it's an all-time legendary work of fanfiction, like all-time, incredible, wonderful story â does not much resemble what I think HBO writers' room would come up with. ATYD is a slice-of-life bildungsroman about Remus Lupin, and most of its stakes come through emotional tension â you can really easily transplant it outside of a magical setting, and you lose almost nothing. A Marauders show would be an action-adventure series modeled after the Harry Potter books, and it would need an episode-by-episode plot. In ATYD, Remus's development is the engine powering the story. That's not enough in a television series pitching itself as an action-adventure fantasy story, and I don't think the HBO team would be bold enough to depart from genre in this respect. After the failure of Fantastic Beasts, the execs are probably going to clock "Harry Potter show without Harry Potter in it" as a major business risk. Sowhile I'm open-minded and eager to see what the creatives would come up with, I wouldn't envy them the job of having to build out new personalities and arcs for characters that fans have already grown quite attached to their self-designed interpretations of.
It strikes me, too, that Rowling has never gone back to the Marauders as a potential vein for more books, even though she easily could have. She clearly doesn't mind dabbling in the HP universe, and the Fantastic Beasts movies show she's happy to bring the audience back to Hogwarts when she wants to. But for some reason, Harry's parents has always been a little too close to the original series, and I think maybe there's something in her that's afraid of revisiting that period â like if she fucks it up, she's damaging something directly connected to the books that made her famous, cheapening them. Or maybe she just doesn't want to write those stories. Who knows!
I do know that the most important name in that show would be the writing credit, because JKR has demonstrated (1) she isn't great at writing original stories for the screen, and (2) it's really easy to fuck up the pacing of a TV show, and if you don't get the pacing of Harry Potter, then you're not going to adapt it well. The HP books are essentially mystery novels that turn into spy novels. If you don't have that â if you think you're writing a high-fantasy epic from the jump, as the Fantastic Beasts writers seemed to believe, and as the Cursed Child writers seemed to believe â then you're going to write something that doesn't feel like Harry Potter, and most people will notice, even if they don't understand why.
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Reactions to the Mistaken One's Chapter 163
TL;DR - New water attacks. Cale "meets" He who controls time. Pulsating sword. Another white crown. Fist King brings 2 new elixirs.
Soos? LSH = â CJS = â
Water AP Power Up After the 300% attack power increase, Cale also gets 3 new offensive skills for Water AP! Cale was happy, but VoH cautioned him of the possible recoil if he went all out with that. So Cale resolved himself to not push himself to the limits.... though he had a feeling he wouldn't be able to do that. Cale is now becoming self-aware!đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
He Who Controls Time Surprise! The ring seemed to be some kind of video communication device. The gem embedded on it showed the purple eyes of Aipotu's Dragon Lord, also known as He who controls time. Cale assumed that this dragon was the head of the Purple Bloods because of the purple eyes.
The villain's voice could also be heard, and Cale's group could faintly hear the dragon asking who they were, and demanding them to bring the ring to him.
Cale's group got freaked out and immediately shoved the ring inside a bag afterwards while being careful not to show their faces to the dragon. Oh yeah, the ring was the size of a bracelet because it was for dragons.
Wooden Sword As if the ring was not weird enough, the wooden sword was pulsating as if it had heartbeats... Crazy. Cale's group also thought that the treasures were crazy. Blood was needed to activate it, and the sword will change depending on its owner. Of course, Cale shoved the sword into another bag because they were freaked out by the sword too.
Dominating Aura Power Up! Cale previously had two crowns: First was the one on the dragon's corpse that disappeared when he first got the DA AP. The second was the white crown he got from Clopeh's house, the one that sucked dragon's blood.
And now, the new crown he got was similar to the 2nd white crown... DA then spoke to Cale, telling him to combine the two crowns to power up DA. And this new power up will even make dragons and gods fear him... Woah! As if the present DA was not OP enough!đ
Ending Remarks Today is really a happy day for Cale! He got so many power ups, and with Fist King arriving with new elixirs, even his Fire AP and Super Rock will be unsealed too! Next week will be the elixirs absorption, so blood coughing soon? Hehehe~
Anyway, funny part of today's chapter where Cale disses the two Chois:
Cale: *shows the ring to CJS* Take a look at this. CH: Can I see it? Cale: You can't because you're gentle. CJS: *pretends to not have heard Cale*
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Aaand here's the brackets!
Wacky ass formatting, i know- Matchups under the cut, polls will be starting soon!
(note: i know nothing about like. 80% of these characters. if their names or where theyre from is incorrect, just lmk cuz i have NOO IDEAA) also i am fully aware of every mistake made in this bracket. whoops
BRACKET A, SIDE A
Henry Oak (Dungeons and Daddies) VS Normal Oak (Dungeons and Daddies season 2
Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased) VS Stink (Epithet Erased)
Anders (Dragon Age) VS Isabela (Dragon Age)
Deandra the new girl (Most Popular Girls in School) VS Peach (real life)
Randy Jade (Dialtown) VS Phonegingi (Dialtown)
Stunky (Pokemon) VS Stinkeye (Yo-kai Watch)
Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) VS Dimple (Mob Psycho 100)
Moonbeam McSwine (Li'l Abner) VS Marc Spector (Marvel Comics)
Link (BOTW) VS Lt. Columbo (Columbo)
Yoda (Star Wars) VS Shaggy (Scooby Doo)
Dob the Half Orc Bard (Oxventure Dungeons and Dragons) VS Caleb Widogast (Critical Role campaign 2)
Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3) VS Ryuji Sakamoto (Persona 5)
Gyro Zepelli (JoJoâs Bizarre Adventure) VS Guido Mista (JoJoâs Bizarre Adventure)
Tokkori (Kirby right back at ya) VS Jotaro Kujo (JoJoâs Bizarre Adventure)
Elon Musk (real life. sadly) VS Berdly (Deltarune)
Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune) VS Susie (Deltarune)
BRACKET A, SIDE B
The Great Mighty Poo (Conker) VS The Poop Smith (Homestar Runner)
Michael Afton (Five Nights at Freddyâs) VS Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddyâs)
Manjoume Jun/Chazz Princeton (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) VS Datz Are'bal (Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice)
Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) VS Humans in general (Star Trek)
Captain Rockhopper (Club Penguin) VS King Micah of Bright Moon (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)
Frank Gallagher (Shameless) VS Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)
The Riddler (Batman: Arkham Knight) VS Power (Chainsaw Man)
Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) VS Every Dog (real life)
c!Technoblade (Dream SMP) VS c!Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)
Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)
Submitters Brother (real life) VS Prosperity Redding (The Dreadful Tale of Prosper Redding)
Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi) VS Goobleck (Just Roll With It)
Enoch O'Connor (Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children) VS Smores (real life)
Lady Macbeth (Macbeth) VS Erik (The Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber musical & movie))
The Voters (Tumblr) VS Equius Zahhak (Homestuck)
Rotten Apple (Showvember) VS Loki (real life)
BRACKET B, SIDE A
Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) VS Smudge (CascĂŁo) (Monicaâs Team (Turma da Monica))
Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) VS Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)
Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)
Stink Bomb (Skylanders: SWAP Force) VS Slugcat (Rain World)
Thorfinn (Vinland Saga) VS Vice (Kamen Rider Revice)
Dr. Iceberg (SCP Foundation) VS Dr. Alto Clef (SCP Foundation)
Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) VS Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359)
Estinien Wyrmblood (Final Fantasy XIV) VS Alphinaud Leveilleur (Final Fantasy XIV)
Raphael Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Gobber (How To Train Your Dragon)
Keaton (Fire Emblem Fates) VS Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
Bill Lenz (Black Christmas 1974) VS Stinkor (Masters of the Universe)
The Sewer Urchin (The Tick (1994 Animated Series)) VS Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)
Barfbat (Ward (Parahumans series)) VS Kevin (Synthesizer V)
Yellowfang (Warrior Cats) VS Big Mac (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Heppokomaru (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) VS Captain 3 (Splatoon 3)
Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls) VS Linus (Stardew Valley)
BRACKET B, SIDE B
Jeong-Jeong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Pigpen (Peanuts)
Beelzebub (Good Omens) VS Stinkfly (Ben 10)C
Hiravias (Pillars of Eternity) VS Chell (Portal)
Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz) VS Bacterian (Dragon Ball)
Captain K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) VS Kimchi (Chowder)
Stinky (Moomins) VS Stinky (Animal Crossing)
Mitchell Shephard (Hunt Down the Freeman) VS Melly Plinius (Identity V)
Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) VS Yato (Noragami)
THAT FUCKING THING IN YOUR BANNER (my banner lol) VS Harold (Fallout 1, 2, and 3)
Barik of the Stone Shields (Tyranny) VS Samuel Gladiator (Yandere High School (minecraft roleplay))
John Hart (Torchwood) VS Orochimaru (Naruto)
Dung Defender/Ogrim (Hollow Knight) VS Zane (Borderlands)
Pumbaa (The Lion King) VS Enki (Fear and Hunger)
Goro Majima (Yakuza) VS Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)
Finn Mertins (Farmworld) (Adventure Time) VS John Doe (John Doe / John Doe+)
Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Ed Sheeran (ginger people fandom)
#stinkyfuckswagtourney#tumblr bracket#poll bracket#my ass realizing all the name mistakes i made in the bracket but im too tired to go back n change it lolol#i dont wanna see anyone complaining abt the dsmp characters btw#idk jackshit about it but i do know that those two ARENT dream and the submitter specifically submitted the CHARACTERS not the people#and when i said any media besides southpark and hp was fine i meant it#ill prob have to make a separate post but anyone being disrespectful about ANY Character in this bracket will get blocked idc#tried to do some of the matchups by fandom but i just realized theres 2 final fantasy dudes that i didnt pair up sighhh. im tired ok#if this is rlly fucked up ill fix it up later dwdw
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â rp search / intro .á
im mazzie ! 23 - she/they - queer - co. mst
i've been roleplaying for roughly 12 years. started on quizilla, then wattpad, then kik and amino, and i took a year or so break before i decided to try finding partners on tumblr too c:
â đ i roleplay in 3rd person literate style. anywhere from one paragraph, semi lit, lit, to borderline novella style. i prefer somewhere in the middle, but will match your length/style ! (i will also type in lowercase like this ooc but i promise i have real grammatical skills lmao)
âđ i roleplay exclusively on discord. if you're interested please dm me @ darlingmazzie ! id like to eventually make us a private server so we can more easily organize everything, and its also easier to talk & be friends ooc that way c:
â đ§ i exclusively roleplay ocs and prefer oc x oc pairings. i will roleplay within fandoms/canon universes, but only with original characters. the exception to this is dragon age (origins, two, or inquisition), in which case i will do either oc x oc or oc x cc pairings. the only chars i wont play in da are cullen and aveline </3 if you want to play canon characters in any of these, thats fine! i just wont do it myself, im not super comfortable with it/afraid of being super ooc
â 𧸠fandoms i am familiar with: dragon age, tes: oblivion, tes: skyrim, fallout (3, NV, 4), fable 2 and 3, game of thrones (not asoiaf), d&d settings, lord of the rings/the hobbit, altered carbon, stranger things,
â đż i will do any pairing, but prefer pairings with female characters because i just prefer playing women. most comfortable with m/f, followed by f/f (or gn/f), but i will do any other pairing, including poly pairings/relationships (i love them sm) !! i prefer to play more than one character per roleplay/doubling up anyway :) optional tho!!
â đ¤ i prefer to do roleplays with romance and much prefer to include smut. (can be occasionally or often, just lemme know how comfy you are with it!) because of this, i wont roleplay with anyone below 20. i'm almost 24 and rpimg smut with anyone younger makes me feel icky. if you never roleplay smut or do so extremely rarely, we probably wouldn't be a very good match :c
â đ favorite genres: apocalypse, dystopian, fantasy/occult/supernatural, sci fi, semi historical, historical fantasy, horror adjacent. will do more casual settings, slice of life, college settings, even more cutesie things (preg/family rps, etc).
â 𪊠i have very very few triggers and love exploring dark content and themes (stalking, slashers, blood magic, demons, mental illness, angst, death, etc) alongside everything else, especially in horror adjacent plots. the only thing i have a hard line on is oc/character death (unless we really really discuss it before hand!)
â âď¸ i would prefer to come up with a plot together or discuss things we both want (and possibly create ocs specifically for the roleplay), but i am working on getting some carrds for my currently 'pre-made' ocs and scenarios that i am more than okay with using !! links will be up soon <3
#pinned post#blog intro#roleplay partner search#roleplay partner wanted#roleplay partner ad#roleplay partner needed#roleplay partner finder#1x1 roleplay#1 x 1 roleplay#discord roleplay#roleplay search#1x1 roleplay search#roleplay#rp#rp ad#rp advert#roleplay ad#roleplay community#roleplay finder#discord rp#private roleplay#private rp#smut rp
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About Poseidon Usually commonly seen with the names: - Po-se-da-o or Po-se-da-wo-ne which correlates to the phonetic meaning of Î ÎżĎξΚδΏĎν/Î ÎżĎξΚδΏĎoÎ˝ÎżĎ (Mycenean) - Î ÎżĎΚδΏĎν (Homeric) - Î ÎżĎÎľ(Κ)δΏĎν (Aeolic) - Î ÎżĎξΚδΏν / Î ÎżĎÎľÎšÎ´ážśĎ (Doric)
Poseidon is known as the god of the sea, earthquakes, good passage for sailors, the master of all waters, water-based storms, and horses. However, it wasn't always this way.
Pre-Greek Origin theories Poseidon, like many gods have their roots in gods older than what we fully know. His roots most likely are of Pelasgians or Minyans descent. Poseidon is just one example as his story and etymology show an evolution to what we know today. Starting in the beginning his name most likely stems from the word "Husband or Lord of the Earth" which can sound similar to two things: Demeter whoes name means "Mother Earth" and Haides, the ruler of the Underworld and riches of the earth. Historians now collectively agree that Poseidon at some point was the king of the gods and rules similarly to Haides and Zeus. Poseidon himself at that time was completely different. His oldest epithet that can be seen at Pylos and Thebes is, "Earth Shaker" in other parts usually in Arcadia, he is venerated alongside Demeter and Persephone, and in some cases is seen as the husband of Demeter who gave birth to a Persephone-like figure named Desponia whoes real name is unknown to those uninitiated in the Mysteries. Uncommon to popular belief, Poseidon isn't just about the salty water he is known for today. He is also a god of fresh water and once the waters of the underworld related to Oceanus. Poseidon, in theory, is worshipped today as a combination of his most known theories, but Poseidon was worshipped all over, not just the sea.
His Wife and other Wives We all know that now Poseidon is said to be married to a great goddess named Amphitriti. However, that wasn't the only deity he was seen as being a husband to. If you have read the top, you'll see his name means husband/Lord of the earth. Before Homer or Hesoids relations, Poseidon actually was called a Wanax, meaning King with the Goddess of Grain (Anassa), which we now know is Demeter. This is where his Chthonic aspects are seen, as the chthonic version of Poseidon is indicated by the use of Wanax, as it holds cthonic terms that he was not directly related to the sea in the beginning. The title, Eryins, held by Demeter is also seen as being a part of his cult. The goddess Amphitrite may or may not have came with the female direct version of him, Posendia, so she is a direct intrinsic version of him if that is the case, however this is not confirmed nor usually seen as a likely theory as Poseidon wasn't directly related to the sea then. The more so consumation of children by Demeter and Poseidon are highly worshipped in the Eleusis Mysteries in Arcadia and many other places. It's very cool to look into. Earth goddesses are commonly seen as his wives or consort spanning earlier times like the goddess Libya, Eryins, or Demeter. Amphitriti was usually honored alongside Poseidon. There isn't much to go on, but here are some primary sources: Pausanias, Description of Greece 5. 26. 2 - 3 : "The offerings of Mikythos (Micythus) I found [at Olympia] were numerous and not together . . . [statues of] Amphitrite, Poseidon, and Hestia." Amphitriti was not seen as Poseidon wife in multiple cases until much later. Even in some mythology, we know takes place in Archaic Greece, so it's cool to pay attention to those details. It more so was an evolution or story to show who Poseidon ended up becoming and being. Amphitriti cults are few and far between, but she is worshipped as a goddess of the sea and "of the third encircled," meaning a ring of the sea. She was entirely depicted as being on her own with creatures prior to Poseidon's meeting.
How is he worshipped modern-wise or Ancient Hellenic-wise Putting his ancient associations with the Underworld aside as he is seen as the precursor to Haides, he is worshipped for numerous things. Horses, water, protection in the sea or from earthquakes, bountiful earth harvest, sea-based harvest, and even storms. He was worshipped in numerous ways. One of the ways was driving chariots of horses into the sea or bulls. His main games were the Isthmus of Corinth, where the pine was used instead of the laurel. He was also worshipped heavily in Helike (Helice) in Akhaia and Onkhestos (Onchestus) in Boiotia. Common to unpopular belief, Poseidon and Athena both share a place on the Acropolis of Athens. He is also worshipped with Persephone, Demeter, and Athena a lot of times. In Elueisis, he has a temple where he is called, Father, similar to Zeus. That is where he is worshipped directly with Demeter, where sometimes theyâre depicted as horses, and with his kids. Sometimes alongside Poseidon, Persephone and Demeter were called the two Queens. Conclusion It's important to look at cult and not mythology, as mythology is a story designed to teach lessons, be performed in plays, and explain things we don't fully know. Poseidon's worship is heavily muddled by his myths and mitigates his true identity within the Gods. He is the god of multiple things and a god of power. He was once a chief king directly associated with Earth, power, and itsâ bounty, which is easy to forget, but the Ancient Greeks did not.
#hellenic polytheism#poseidon#water magic#greek mythology#hellenic deities#hellenic worship#hellenic paganism#helpol
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ranking all the scary movies/shorts/TV I saw and the scary books/stories I read this spooky season (August - October)
Mr. Vampire (hilarious 80s kung fu-jiangshi-ghost bride movie from Hong Kong)
The Innocents (rewatched this beloved 60s British ghost movie about abandonment vs smothering, grief vs insanity)
Carrie (iconic 70s tragi-goofy sexploitation-turned-bloodbath movie)
The Beast in the Jungle (Henry James short story about the horror of missed opportunity, a la I Saw The TV Glow) (which would have been #1 but I saw it before my arbitrary cut off date)
Dracula + Spanish Dracula 1931 (rewatched beloved Dwight Frye vehicle + finally watched its filmed-by-night Spanish counterpart, and learned you gotta see them together)
The Curse of Frankenstein (finally watched some 50s Hammer horror with Peter Cushing as the nastiest Frankenstein ever and Christopher Lee as a pathetic wet cat)
Dracula (mĂĄs Hammer with da boys)
The Way It Came (another Henry James that I especially liked for being strangely funny)
The Haunting of Bly Manor (rewatched beloved TV show and found more flaws in it this time, oopsđ but it got me to read these Henry Jameses so đ and it still got me to cry đ)
Boogeyman (free YouTube movie from 2005 that everyone thinks is terrible except for me, I thought it was absolutely fantastic, though that might have to do with all the parallels I was seeing to Attack of the Clones)
Personal Shopper (heartbreaking and beautiful Kristen Stewart vehicle)
American Psycho (the most disturbing book I've ever read, by far the most fucked thing here)
The Exorcist III (I never saw the first one but I skipped to part 3 for my man Brad Dourif and Blatty's always relatable spiritual torment)
Viy (super fun 60s Soviet man vs ghost lady movie)
Weeping Woman Way (I found a new Junji Ito at the library and this was my favorite story, as someone who used to cry all the fucking time)
The Romance of Certain Old Clothes (Henry James story about envy and repression, if you can believe it)
The Metamorphosis of Mr. Samsa (brilliant Canadian animation short from the 70s made by pushing sand around to give a swirling, wiggly feeling)
The Last Man on Earth (bleak and quite accurate Vincent Price adaptation of the Matheson novella)
Nightbreed (really fun Clive Barker "mean humans vs nice monsters" movie)
Dead Ringers (beautifully sad Cronenberg about the tragedy of utter codependence)
Scanners (an earlier Cronenberg about psychic connections, which is one of my favorite themes)
Society (fun rich people body horror cult movie with a fabulous finale; I thought the rest of it was quite touching too)
Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker (đcampđ)
Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? (terrifying short story from the 60s about a demon kidnapper by Joyce Carol Oates from Twitter)
The Spirit Flow of Aokigahara (another great one from the Junji Ito book which has an evil mlm makeout and a totally fucked Logan Paul reference)
Minnie the Moocher (very very good Betty Boop, featuring rotoscoped Cab Calloway)
The Lord of the Rings (speaking of rotoscoped, Bakshi's wacky 70s animation which PJ kind of ripped off, kind of improved, but has its own fabulous character that had me weeping the nerdiest tears I've shed since like 2017)
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (weird and beautiful Thai movie from 2010 that definitely counts as existential horror)
We Have Always Lived in the Castle (people seem very critical of this 2018 adaptation of the Shirley Jackson novella, but I loved it, especially the way it so often keeps the camera on the fiercely protected ground)
Possession (weird European-y movie that is really good but I had a bit of a hard time getting into)
Isle of the Dead (slow 40s Boris Karloff movie with some fantastic agnostic angst)
The Curse of Dracular (very cute new claymation short a guy made for his dad)
Slumber (another Junji Ito, another on the theme of a psychic connection)
The Jolly Corner (really cool Henry James story, also about missed opportunity, specifically a dissolute ex-pat fighting his mean and greedy remained-in-America-sona)
Audition (nasty Japanese time-bendy anti-romance)
The Uninvited (40s movie with a very similar ghost effect to Personal Shopper; I watched it twice and enjoyed the second time more since there's a big twist that reframes everything; saddest ghost crying I've ever heard)
Rope (the gay Hitchcock one; makes me want to see a stage production where the Jimmy Stewart character is actually fruity)
Train to Busan (fun and emotional Korean zombie movie with a kinda stupid ending)
Blade (90s comic book vampire movie with the Volturi if they were Protestant)
Hellboy (romantic and transgender-ish comic book movie from 2004)
Perfect Blue (90s anime movie that predicted internet parasocial relationships; very good but I have some beef with it)
Never Open That Door (50s Argentine anthology movie that goes great with Black Sabbath and Shadow of a Doubt)
Dead of Night (40s British anthology movie with a brilliant framing device)
The Phantom of the Monastery (30s Mexican movie that really understands how horrifyingly effective Catholicism is at preserving stuff)
Eyes of Laura Mars (faboo 70s fashion slasher with another psychic connection)
Nosferatu (rewatched with the Radiohead soundtrack being shown at indie theaters, I thought it was awesome)
Madonna (Junji Ito vs Catholicism feat. pillars of salt)
An American Werewolf in London (very funny Landis movie with a really annoying romance)
The Alter of the Dead (Henry James anti-romance with a kinda weak ending)
The Ruins (silly plant horror movie that feels like the Hunger Games extended universe)
The Ruins (I preferred the movie because the plants just get too smart in the book)
Darth Plagueis (Star Wars at its coldest and meanest!)
Let the Right One In (creative Swedish vampire movie with some great ideas and some really stupid ones)
Hell Followed With Us (ig I'm too old for YA, but I appreciated the representation)
Don't Look Under the Bed (the scariest DCOM; pretty fun lore)
The Legend of Hell House (horny 70s movie that keeps turning me off then winning me back, feat. Peter Cushing's Van Helsing's boyfriend Michael Gough)
The Happening (the Shyamalan that's bad ... on purpose?)
Friday the 13th (fun to watch but man it is not good)
Practical Magic (frustrating cozy 90s witch movie)
Creature from the Haunted Sea (Corman parody with one or two good jokes: "Little did they know that I, Sparks Moran, was an American agent... My real name was XK150")
Carrie (the boring remake with Ansel Elgort, boo!)
Son of Dracula (dreadful 70s Ringo Starr thing with potentially interesting lore and a kinda iconic blood transfusion scene)
Hearts and Flowers (creepy 1930 stop motion that is pretty cool and imaginative but also racist af)
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since our wife couldn't join us for Belles and Chimes, we went out together to run it back and get another couple of games in, so we have another Puppy Pinball update:
The Lord; Da Rings: Uncanny X-men is cool as hell, and we (our system) have gotten a lot better at ball control just by playing more.
Cabin Fever just got in the latest Stern table, The Uncanny X-men, and it looks visually stunning.
(Ref [Img 1]) It's playing extremely fast and flipper strength is actually the most uncanny part about it, but it's so much fun. we even managed to put up a leaderboard score that we think is pretty respectable.
in 6th overall, Zaftikat with a score of 31,257,620
(Ref [Img 2]) we also went back to some of the tables we wanted to improve on from the night before, and improve we did!
On Pulp Fiction we went from scoring 71,720 to putting up a much healthier 401,560! A bit more time with aiming skill practice, and we could demolish that score too.
(ref [Img 3]) However, the real highlight of the night was the score we put up on our best beloved Attack from Mars! These bitches shot 3,661,194,420, which as we all know, is the Maritan Sex number
(Ref [Img 4]) Here's a last bonus image of a graffito in the all gender washroom:
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Image ID Zone
[Img 1] A top down photo of The Uncanny X-Men Pinball by Stern, released in 2024. Visible on the playfield are numerous lights and images of various X men characters, similar to how they appear in the animated series from the 1990s. The field is lit in a pleasing sentinel purple, with 4 visible wireframes, 2 pop bumpers, and only one slingshot. In the upper third centre right of the field is a giant Sentinel head, beside it is a standee of beast and a newton ball slider. The centre upper third is surrounded by a left ramp, a right ramp, and two left orbits. The middle third has a pop bumper themed after Gambit, and an orbit themed for Kitty Pryde, above another themed for magneto, who also features below the sentinel head as a playfield magnet (duh). The bottom third is where things get wild. The main field and flippers are shifted to the right to accomodate a mini flipper and mini-zone above the mini flipper. This mini-zone is labeled "the danger room" It contains a spinner, an orbit, a ramp, and a pop bumper themed after Bishop. An even more unique feature is the outlane wireframe, which runs below the main flippers to deposit the ball into the Danger Room.
[Img 2] A photo of the Cabin Fever leaderboards for the Uncanny X-men high scores. ThaDocta420 is in first with 92,990,540. A Small Owl is in second wtih 87,945,230. Conky is in third with 42,834,280. Scrubsta is in 4th with 39,057,440. Johnny Bee is in 5th with 33,162,550. Zaftikat (us) are in 6th with 31,257,620. 3Spinners is in 7th with 24,917,600. Steckles is in 8th with 13,469,100. And rounding out at 9th is our wife Nocturnmusings with 10,859,980.
[Img 3] A composite image of two photographs of the scoreboard for Pulp Fiction a modern-retro inspired pinball machine made by Chicago Gaming Company. The first image, from 10/23 shows three scores; P1 on 169,680 P2 on 195,700, and P3 (the relevant score) on 71,720. The second image, from 10/24, shows 1 score on 401,560, a quintupling of the previous score.
[Img 4] The Attack from Mars dot matrix display on the number match screen. It shows a score of 3,661,194,420 in green and in cyan and white (respectively) Match 90. Around the screen you can see the topper depicting some really weird looking martians kidnapping a woman in the style of a 50s pulp novel. Below the screen is the logo for Bally gaming, and a bit of the playfied is visible with 2 flying saucer lights peeking out.
[Img 5] a black marker graffito that reads "I heart t4t"
#puppy pinball#pinball#the uncanny x-men (stern 2024)#Pulp Fiction (Chicago Gaming Company 2023)#Attack from Mars (Bally/Williams 1993)
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congrats on your 1K!!! <33333
i would love to get a matchup with someone from DC <3
I'm a very extroverted introvert, if that makes sense. I've been told I'm very caring and notices things about people that other usually wouldn't. I believe I'm quite funny and entertaining :) I'm a very sarcastic person! I tend to be quiet unless you really get to know me. I tend to seem very mean and little bossy but it's really just how I am!
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Ideal date? My lord. Probably a christmas day spent in the city first, just strolling around (especially book, plant, pet and funiture shops). Then eating a chinese all you can eat buffet (i need my deep fried octopus rings ok.) and then probably a go at the cinema before we head home and relax
I have such a hard time describing my type because i will literally take anyone who likes me. But smth about the "hate everyone except you" is rlly cute :( but also them being all sweet n cute and golden retriever? yes pls
I'm quite sure im an INTP
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My hair is dyed a navy blue, like a deep one but i lowkey need to re-dye it because blonde roots are haunting me. I have pretty deep green eyes and i wear rounded glasses (because im blind (-5)). I'm quite tall (6'4") and i'm pretty decently built muscle-vise (volley-player for years so thighs, back, shoulder and forearms).
i hope this made sense :(( <333
and once again, congrats on the 1K!!!
jaime, baby
"CariĂąo!" Jaime beams, opening his arms for you.
You throw yourself into his arms, and he beams, spinning you around, arms flush against your skin as his cheek presses to yours, lips curled into a giant smile.
He holds up the takeout, lips curled into a smile as you let him in.
"Octopus rings?"
"You know I could never let you have it without." Jaime hums. "Mi tia made them too."
"God, that must be good." You mumble, handing him a paper plate. "Shall we dig in?"
"After you, CariĂąo."
Headcanons:
Jaime? Down bad. Absolute golden retriever. Loves you. Goes insane for you. You want takeout at two am? He's there.
Helps you dye your hair!! He's super good at it too so the coloring is never uneven
Lots of wandering! He's warm-blooded, so if you ever get cold, his hands are on you. He's got you covered :3
He argues a lot with Khaji Da but ultimately the beetle does approve of you
Expect him to lift you a lot!! he gets super excited when he sees you so he twirls you around
#YOU'RE THE ONE WHO I SAID 'Jaime.' WHEN I FIRST GOT YOUR REQUEST#chinese all you can eat is so real tho me too#jaime reyes x reader#âž.matchups#âž.events
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I'm borrrrred so here's a some stuff about myself!
My name is Jon.
I have a yellow gecko named Scully (like from the X Files), a tarantula named Alice Cooper (shes 16!) a tabby named Mrs. Chonk (she's food-obsessed and on a diet), and two ferrets named Benny and Marty :-)
Here's da Chonk
In my free time I like to get high and draw crazy shit with markers. I also journal. Though I have pretty bad carpal tunnel so these only happen in short bursts. I love retro videogames but the same applies here lol. I do more watching than playing these days. Atari, NES, SNES, SEGA installments, PS1, and arcade machines are an on-and-off fixation of mine.
I'm a language enthusiast. I used to be fluent in day-to-day Spanish but I haven't gotten to speak it in years so it's awfully rusty now </3 soy hispano y hablo mejor el spanglish :P I can read Spanish just fine. My #1 target language of interest is Japanese. I just got done with an Arabic class. Earlier this year I learned some ASL on the fly to communicate with a coworker, & took a Korean hangeul class (I somehow found that harder than Arabic).
I love many kinds of rock, metal, punk, new wave, alt, and experimental music. Lately I've been into dark trap, especially Ghostemane and Grim Salvo. Generally speaking, my favorite band is probably Black Sabbath (70s era). My fav solo artist is David Bowie.
Obviously, I love Star Trek. I've been a trekkie for ten years now. I started with next gen but TOS quickly became my favorite.
Some of my favorite books include Star Trek: The Motion Picture (ofc), The Lord of the Rings, Interview With The Vampire, and The Dead Zone (I like a lot of Stephen King). I'm currently reading a psychedelic fantasy series known as the Great Book of Amber by Roger Zelazny. So far I'm loving it.
That's all for now đŤĄ
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10 things about me
(Oh my this took me so long to post)
Tagged by lovely @midnight-coffee94- thank you! I will also try to keep it fantasy/DA adjecent since thatâs what I do on tumblr most of the time.
1. My favourite book series of all time is Discworld and I can be a bit over-enthusisatic about recommending it to anyone and everyone who would listen.
2. Favourite fantasy-race to play as is a dwarf, although I am also big on all kind of reptile folk (waiting for Dragon age to do a followup on the lizardfolk dwarves apparently had a war with at one point.)
3. My favourite TTRPG system as of now is the Witcher.
4. I haven't finished either Lord of the Rings or Potter saga (and I do not regret missing out on the latter).
5. When I first played DAII I didn't know there were romance options- and since I was 13, ace and dense as a rock when it comes to flirting I though the heart dialogue options were just showing that you care to that character. I was only prove wrong when my Hawke started to make out with Anders and I was like "Oh...OH"
6. Leading from the last one my favourite Dragon Age romance of all time is Isabela. And not only because inexplicably a majority of my fantasy crushes were pirates.
7. One of bigger fantasy pet peeves of mine is "dark edgy magic TM". I am greatly annoyed by a world building that tries to give moral value to what is supposed to be akin to force of nature and asserts that using the thing (blood magic, fire magic, bloodbending etc.) is bad no matter of the purpose or what it used.
8. Out of all of my DA protags I most indetify with my Hawke- the oldest sibling energy is strong with this one.
9. I always give my OC's pets because I am a crazy cat lad myself and can't imagine someone not wanting at least one animal companion on their journey. (It doesn't have to be a cat. My Witcher char has a chicken. Her name is Frania)
10. I physically can't watch Witcher Netflix series because I cannot live through what they've done to my boy Cahir.
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Tagged by @banashee to post 10 of my favorite comfort movies and then tag 10 people, thanks! <3 just had a look at yours again after writing mine, we agree on LotR :D and adsfg I really need to watch Rocky Horror one of these days (I've seen it live before, but never the movie I think?? Oupsie xD fast ne BildungslĂźcke!)
1. Lord of the Rings (whole trilogy but if I have to choose one then Return of the King)
Comfort movie: battles and darkness and Winning
A++
2. Racing Stripes
(The film's in colour but it looks like this is the only gif I can find when I type in the title lmao)
One of a handful of taped movie me and my sister watched on repeat as a kid. Big nostalgia
3. Chestnut: Hero of Central Park
I can't find a gif for that one at all, but it's another cute kids movie I used to watch A Lot and still sometimes return to for the comfort of nostalgia and safety
4. Monte Carlo
I love all those silly switcharoo films, also the princess switch and its sequels etc, but Monte Carlo was the first one I watched and I still love to watch it for some mindless destress entertainment xD
Ummmm okay what else we got, I can't actually easily think of comfort!movies, I've got a whole bunch of comfort TV shows that come to mind, and movies I love but that aren't exactly /comfort/... *Goes through my Ao3 fandom list* no nothing clicks nothing clicks... Oh!
5. Pitch Perfect
Just the first one tbh, I mean the others are fun too but this one's a comfort film for me!
6. murder, she said
I adore Miss Marple, and this version of Miss Marple specifically! I've watched this one so many times :)
7. The Parent Trap
It's cute. Okay? It's cute xD and I've probably watched this version at least as often as the German one I'll add next, probably bc this one was on TV more often? Idk, I couldn't actually say which one I like more
8. Charlie & Louise
Again no gifs on here, but I adore this film! Also as you can maybe tell I'm actually running out of ideas and the Real comfort would be reading the book version of Das Doppelte Lottchen that both this and the parent trap are loosely based on xD my mom still has an old hardcover version and I've always adored that book, wished I had a twin whenever I read it as a kid!
9. Pride and Prejudice
Alright so th Colin Firth series version is better and the YouTube Lizzie's diaries or what it is is the best anyway but we're doing movies here and the Keira Knightley version Is definitely a comfort film for me so here goes
Ok so there are Definitely pride and prejudice gifs somewhere on tumblr. It just won't show them in the search results for sommme reason. Seems to be because it has the word 'pride' in it, because whenever I type that it switches to the 'create your own gif' error image. @staff what's up with that? Latent homophobia again?
10. Kyss Mig
First wlw film I ever watched, I still remember watching it (on mute, with English subtitles, there's no German or English dub anyway) in my parents' living room when I was 12 or so, with the computer display turned away from everyone else, actually pretending to be on tumblr (the rule was we had to be at least in the same room for evening family time even if I was uninterested in whatever movie or sports the others were watching but I was allowed to be on tumblr) and trying not to show any reaction to the screen bc at the time I had no idea what my parents' stance regarding LGBT ppl was (parents, tell your kids when you're okay with them being gay, bc they might be and they won't just Know that you're okay with that!), and idk I've had friends tell me it's not their fav film and maybe it's mainly the nostalgia for me but I still absolutely adore this movie and have rewatched it many times
Tagging my mutuals, friends and collaborators <3 @toboldlynerd @lavendelhummel @squishmittenficfan @purlturtle @mimi-mindless @asstraightasau-turn @katieswain123 @verajasmijnart @artax-risen @bookgirlfan only if you want to do it of course! :) & pls lmk if you'd rather I didn't tag you in the future!
Edit: looking at old posts in my 'movie tag' and 'comfort movies' tags now like omg! Of course! Mr&Mrs Smith, Lara Croft, Mean Girls, Carol..... Also I only just thought of Miss Congeniality! Adsfghjkl I really have 0 memory sometimes!
#I thought this would be 90% kids movies but it's only like. 50%? xD#tagging meme#movies#movie tag#banashee#lilolilyr#mine#tagged#aug'23#20.08.23#comfort films#movie recs#kids movies#wlw movie#lotr#teen movies#comfort movies#das doppelte Lottchen#the parent trap#charlie & louise
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The Gentle Art of Making Enemies, Ch. 16
Pairing: Michael de Santa/ OFC; Trevor Philips/OFC; Michael de Santa/OFC/Trevor Philips; Michael de Santa/Trevor Philips
Summary: Los Santos is a hellscape, but if youâve got brains and a little determination, it can be a real hell of a playground. Michael needs money, Trevor needs whatever Trevor wants, and Franklinâs moving up in Los Santos. Jenâs just along for the ride.
This is gonna be fun.
Authorâs Note: Iâve been writing this beast of a thing since 2013. Itâs been through a thousand different incarnations, but itâs been in my drafts for the last six years. I realize this fandom isnât as popular as it used to be, but I might as well have a little fun and finally start posting it.
Also, not to be that bitch, but this is on Ao3. I would very much appreciate kudos/comments, if youâre so inclined!
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Lesterâs contacts came through beautifully.
When Jen arrived at her office the next morning, the only people in the office were her own employees, peacefully doing their jobs. There were no IAA interns rummaging through her files, no IAA agents stalking her employees through the halls, no IAA agents sniffing and smirking or lauding their hierarchy. Possibly better still, absolutely no sign of an FIB agent could be found.Â
Jen grinned as she strode through the office, clicking away in her tall, tall heels - there would be silence today, for at least a brief little while. Mary at the front desk handed Jen a stack of mail as she entered the office, smiling politely. Sheâd seen the news that morning, pleased that she no longer had to keep tentatively looking for a new job. The rest of Jenâs employees waved and greeted her as she walked by each office heading to her own.Â
Absolutely beautiful.
Wonderful, beautiful silence for a brief little while. Brief, being the operative word.
Jen had no sooner sat down to begin her day when her phone started ringing. She grinned as she looked at the glass screen - Dave Norton, right on time.
She answered. "Howdy, Dave."
Dave's voice crackled out as a scandalized huff. "What did you do?"
Jen stifled a chuckle. All the years of maintaining decorum despite immense displeasure had given her a stellar poker face. "What are you talking about, Dave?"
"The shitstorm going down on Weazel News? Breakdown of election results being published? Covers blown? Ring a bell?"
"I haven't turned on Weazel this morning, so thatâs news to me. Come to think of it, though, it's awfully quiet in the office for once," Jen observed. "Look, Dave. I've got a massive murder trial in a few weeks. Itâs all I can do to get out of bed in the morning some days. Where would I find the time to do all that? Or get the resources?"
"Oh, stop. I know who you know," Dave snapped. "Good Lord, Jen! We told you we would handle it!"
âWell, itâs been handled now,â Jen replied simply, stifling a giggle with the back of her hand. "What are you complaining about anyway? Iâm watching Weazel now. Looks like it was only IAA info that got leaked, not FIB."
"Be that as it may," Dave huffed, "But now the higher-ups are talking about a government-wide review of all personnel."
"Wouldn't hurt, I'm sure."
"Need I remind you that if I get tapped, so does your boyfriend?" Dave grumbled.
To be fair, Dave had a point. His career-making takedown of one Michael Townley hadnât come without a price.
"More threats, Dave? Come on, weâre on the same side. Thatâs not your style."
Dave sighed. âItâs a warning, Jen. You should have let me handle it."
"I had nothing to do with it,â Jen lied. âCheck your sources."
"I will,â Dave snapped. "Now, Iâm going to go clean up this mess. You better pray Steve doesnât start snooping around in my files. And be careful, please."
"I'm always careful."
Jen hung up the phone and cackled while she dialed Lesterâs number. She really liked Dave, truly. If he put half as much work into actually being a good agent as he put into pretending to be a good agent, he might have had a shot at being director once upon a time. But Dave, deep down, wanted glory without putting the work in. And that mindset, in Jenâs experience, was easily exploitable.
Lester picked up on the first ring. Jen could hear the crackle of Weazel News in the background. No doubt the nefarious little nerd was enjoying the spectacle that was the product of his handiwork.
"Lester, I could kiss you!"
He snorted. "Keep it to yourself. I don't want your boyfriends beating down my door."
"You'd let me if I tried."
"Probably,â Lester conceded, âOh, and youâre welcome."
âAs always, my friend, I appreciate our time together,â Jen replied in her sweetest voice. "Also, I'm sending you the recording of the call Dave Norton made just now in case we need a little⌠insurance. Thanks again."
Jen hung up and tossed her phone onto her desk. The pleasure of silence was golden. She could focus on actually doing her job now rather than monitoring agents and babysitting her staff. She could get ready for all the cases coming up, get this mess of a murder trial off the ground⌠She might even get to go home on time today.
Huh. Now, thereâs an idea. Getting home on time meant Jen might be able to get Michael to come over, maybe even spend the night. He had been back in Los Santos for a week, having successfully gotten the price on his head rescinded. He hadnât come over yet for want of a little relaxation.
Jen grabbed her phone and texted him, asking him to come over tonight. To her surprise, he responded in short order with a quick sure (Michael wasnât known for his texting skills).Â
Excellent. Jen could get everything ready for tonight. A little wine, some candles⌠She could get that whiskey Michael likes and order some movies, relax for a while. Wonderful.
MaryAnn threw open Jenâs office door, yanking Jen out of her euphoria. Never let it be said that MaryAnn practiced proper work etiquette.Â
MaryAnnâs manic grin was contagious. âWhat did you do? How did you get them out of here?â
Jen shrugged, matching her grin. âI had nothing to do with it.â
âBullshit,â MaryAnn laughed, taking a seat in one of Jenâs cushy office chairs. âI know you better than that. Did your creepy old boyfriend have someone killed?â
âThere are so many things wrong with what you just said.â Jen shook her head, but the grin never left her face. âWasnât me - pinky swear. Some internet do-gooder pulled the records and leaked them last night. Check Weazel.â
âAnd you didnât even point them in the right direction?â
Jen shook her head. âNope.â
âWell, Iâll be,â MaryAnn said, crossing her arms. âSomeone really likes you.â
Thanks, Lester.
Jen snorted. âAs much shit as I get on the daily, Iâll take any win I can get.â
âWell, that means we can get down to business prepping for this trial.â
Jen eyed her whiteboard over in the corner. It was covered in notes and crime scene photos - a gruesome collage of a trial plan. âFinally. Iâll be glad when itâs over.â
âYou and me both,â MaryAnn agreed. âWell, as much as Iâd love to let you bask in your victory, we need to get started.â
âYou pull the file, Iâll start calling witnesses.â
âDone.â
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Michael spent most of the week following the fertility idol debacle moping in his sedan. A week after yelling he loves Jen, he sat in the Burger Shot drive-thru, moping in his sedan. One full week of Burger Shot Depression Specials, blitzed out of his mind at 11AM on the good cognac, while Franklin shakes his head at him from the driverâs seat of the sedan.Â
Michael had texted Franklin maybe an hour before requesting Burger Shot, not for the first time this week, after downing about a hundred dollarsâ worth of good cognac for breakfast. He was resolutely ashamed of himself, but too depressed to stop. Franklin, bless his soul, agreed to drive him, if only to ensure Michael wouldnât drunk-drive himself to Burger Shot in Los Santos lunch traffic.
âJen calls the sedan the Saggy Balls,â Michael hiccuped from the passenger seat while Franklin contemplated his life choices. âShe says it makes me look old.â
âYou are old, dude,â Franklin replied, accepting the reeking, greasy bag of double-doubles that will surely incite The Widowmaker, the final heart attack that will send Michael to an early grave, from the window cashier. âWhy donât you just call her?â
Trevor had already given Franklin the run-down of what happened on the beach, from the fertility idol right down to Michaelâs duh-moment revelation. Therefore, he already knew why Michael wouldnât willingly call Jen. Itâs not like the man was an expert at dealing with his feelings in a healthy, sensible fashion.
âIâd rather fuckinâ die, Frank,â Michael moaned, taking a bite of his double-double cheeseburger with bacon. Grease beaded up in shiny specks on the bun, and Franklin wished Michael would eat a salad, for his own sake. âI got a plan. Iâm trying to get my life back. I want my kids back. I want Amanda back.â
âYou sure about that last one, man?â Franklin asked. He really shouldnât complain about what Michael eats (why was he even concerned about it in the first place?). He was chowing down on greasy ass fries while idling at the red light.
âI want my life back.â
âWhatever you say, bro.â
Not a moment later, Michaelâs phone vibrated. He groaned and laid his head against the headrest. âItâs from Jen.â
âWhy are you complaining? Donât you love her?â
âYes,â Michael said flatly. That much has been established. He flicked through his text messages. âShe wants me to come over tonight.â
âMaybe Iâm missing something, but I donât understand what the problem is.â
âI canât keep seeing her if I want to get my life back.â
âAinât you been seeing her for, like years? Just go-â Franklin stopped, huffing. âYou know what - youâre not gonna listen to whatever I tell you. Youâre gonna drunk dial me at 2AM and ask me to come get you from Tequila-laâs and take you to Cluckinâ Bell.â
Michael was lost in his own thoughts. âYou know what, Iâm gonna go see Jen tonight. Iâm gonna go tell her I canât keep doing this.â
Franklin shook his head. âYouâre gonna be digginâ your own graveâŚâ
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Jen answered the door dressed in a black button-down and her underwear, a glass of wine clutched in her hand and a grin on her face. Her cheeks were flushed pink, and she'd tied her mass of puffy orange hair up out of the way. An empty bottle of wine rested next to another full bottle, belying that sheâd already started enjoying her night.
She had to be drunk. She wouldnât have answered the door in a button-down (his button-down, one heâd left here before) and her underwear if she wasnât at least tipsy. Heâd surprisingly never seen her drunk before. Or, at least, she never let on that she was drunk.Â
It was⌠nice. She looked happy, kind of like the morning after the first night heâd stayed here, like sheâd actually been able to let loose and relax. She wasnât often this happy, always stressed about everything and exhausted and even more harried and harassed than usual with the election issues hanging over her. And that trial sheâd mentioned - the serial killer one. Heâd followed that story himself - seen some of the crime scene photos on her computer once, too - and it looked like a doozy.
Looking at her made Michaelâs heart ache. He was going to ruin a perfectly good night by just being himself.
Or, at least he was, until she wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him. Oh, fuck him. Michaelâs hands were latched onto her waist in half a second, kneading her soft flesh with the tips of his fingers. She tasted like bad decisions, like he was about to really fuck up his life if he stayed here any longer.
The button-down was a stupid idea; she should have just answered the door naked and put him out of his misery. Heâs got it so fucking bad for her, and thereâs not a thing he can do about it.
Jen pulled back with that wicked grin on her face that let Michael know, in no uncertain terms, that she had his number. Guiding him over to the couch, she sat him down and shoved a drink in his hand. "I bought that good whiskey you like, the entire Richard's Majestic catalog, and snacks, Mike. Snacks. So, get cozy because we're celebrating!"
Michael reclined back against the couch, crossing his legs. The glass of whiskey in his hand was cold and sweating lightly. "What are we celebrating?"
Jen flopped down onto the couch next to him and slung a muscled leg across his lap before curling up against his side. "The death of my IAA annoyances - not literally, of course. Lester leaked the election results and blew all their covers."
He instinctively wrapped an arm around her shoulders. "Good enough reason to celebrate, I guess."
Jen tipped her glass in salute. âAny reason to celebrate is a good reason. But this reason is an especially good one.âÂ
Michael had to agree - any reason to celebrate was good enough for him. Heâd never been one to turn down a good time, for whatever good it did him.
Jen snuggled closer into his side. "Plus, it's your first night back here since Madrazo called off the hit. Figured we could have a night to ourselves."
Thatâs what was killing him. Michael knew he shouldnât have come over. No matter what the situation, no matter what time it was, any time he walked into Jenâs apartment, he didn't want to be anywhere else. He should have asked her to meet him for dinner or something - made it easier for both of them. He could have called things off, let her blow up and leave, gotten drunk and forgotten all about the past⌠seven years.Â
Yeah, that totally would have worked⌠He totally, under no circumstances, would have ended up right back here in Jenâs apartment, in exactly the same position, completely brought to his metaphorical fucking knees.
There was no scenario in which Michael wouldnât fuck this up in some way or another. Heâs just gotta do it. Heâs just got to open his mouth and do it.
Twenty years ago, this wouldnât have been a problem. Heâd never had a problem telling a girl to get lost (except for his wife, Amanda, who he married because he got her pregnant, in some chivalrous attempt to own up to his choices). Never had a problem being the asshole, the bad guy, the jerk⌠He could sweet talk right up to the point where he wasnât interested anymore, when he got what he wanted (ass), and would tell them to get lost.
Not this girl. Not Jen. Michael knew good and well he couldnât do it because Jen was Jen, and she was his. He just didnât want to acknowledge he knew it.
Before Michael could blink, theyâd finished the first movie. He couldnât even remember which one theyâd watched - heâd been lost in his own thoughts. One of the shitty action movies, probably, that comprised most of the Richards Majestic catalog. Jen crawled out of his grasp to grab the remote and press play on whatever movie was queued up next. The loss of heat next to him was jarring after being so comfortable for so long.
The next movie in the queue was a romance. Michael preferred action movies all day long, but he wouldnât turn his nose up at a decent romance. Especially not a Richards Majestic romance - they had just the right formula of hot and cheesy.Â
Jen crawled back up under his arm, another full glass of wine in one hand and a refill of his whiskey glass in the other hand. âI remembered you like Some Like it Hot - figured you wouldnât mind watching this one next.â
âItâs one of the best, as far as rom-coms go.â
âRom-coms arenât so bad,â Jen teased, taking a healthy sip of her drink.
âSays the woman who almost exclusively watches mafia movies and B-horror.â
âI donât want to hear shit from you, Mr. Action Movie.â
Michael pinched her side, earning him a gentle slap on the thigh. He shouldnât be encouraging this, shouldnât be playing with her and teasing her like he always does, but he wants to. And her lips are so soft when she kisses him, and she feels so warm against his chest, he just canât make himself stop.
The minute Jen straddles his lap, he's done. Lost. No hope of holding out. She tastes like liquor and a lost cause when she kisses him, like communion at church, and he's the damned sinner clinging to the hope of salvation.
Michael damn near rips the buttons off of the shirt she's wearing - his shirt his shirt his shirt - just to get it open. He doesn't care to push over her shoulders or even try to get it off of her completely. He lets it hang open while he grabs her tits, pinching and pulling blindly while she kisses him. Fuck he loves these tits, these soft, heavy tits that make him forget how to think-
She didnât have underwear on - how had he been sitting here half the night and not noticed?
Jen takes him by the throat. He fucking loves when she does that. She doesn't put pressure on his windpipe, it's just to force his head back so she can leave deep purple bruises on his neck that won't even be close to hidden by his shirt collar. He groans deep in his chest, and he swears he feels her smirk against his skin. Heâd never admit out loud he likes being handled like this, loves when she leaves those dark bruises where everyone can see, loves when she puts him in his place. He canât function like this, reduced to a groaning mess with every kiss and lick and touch.
She grinds down in his lap, stroking her naked pussy along his still-clothed cock. He could scream, he really could, but he doesn't. He lets her use him to work herself up, use him to get herself wet for him.Â
Michaelâs searching fingers find her wet little cunt grinding down in his lap, and he wastes no time plunging his fingers into her. He crooks his fingers against the spot that makes her shake, and she howls against his neck. He can feel the muscles in her legs tense from the effort of hovering over his lap. Her nails dig into his shoulders, and itâs only the thin barrier of his shirt that saves him from red little half-moon bites in his skin.
Jen pulls at the buttons of his shirt with shaking hands while he fingers her. âGet- get this off.â
âGet it off me, then.â
The way her eyes flash at him, that dangerous little warning of donât test me, makes Michaelâs cock twitch. He twists his fingers, adding a third finger to stuff her full, and the shaky whimper she lets out makes him grin. She works faster, though, almost ripping a couple of his shirt buttons right off.
âThatâs right, princess - you donât want to be the only one naked, do you?â
Jen yanks his shirt open so she can get her hands on him, and Michael just lets her rake her nails down his chest. He loves testing her like this, loves when she gets rough with him. It doesnât matter how much he likes to be in charge. Jen is Jen, and he wants this any way sheâll give it to him.
Michael can feel her starting to tense around his fingers. "Come on, princess, you know you wanna come for me."
Jen stops him with a hand on his bicep. "Donât get mouthy. Stand up."
Michael is damn near bewildered, but he does as she commands and stands. His jaw hits the floor when she turns toward the back of the couch, knees in the cushions, hands resting on the top of the couch.
Jen doesn't do this. Hasn't done it, not once, in the seven years they've been seeing each other. She likes the dominant role, and Michael is more than happy to take the lazy route and let her use him any way she wants. Vulnerability and submission are not her preference - she likes to be in control, and getting fucked from behind isn't enough control.
And, for a long moment, Michael finally forgets himself. Forgets he wants Amanda back, forgets he tried to keep himself from getting in this position in the first place. This vulnerability throws him for a goddamn loop.Â
And Jen is impatient. "You gonna stand there all night or are you gonna fuck me, Mike?"
Michaelâs pants hit the goddamn floor like they're on fire. He lines his hard, leaking cock up with her cunt and thrusts, and thank god he fingered her for as long as he did because she's tight and dripping wet and rocking back against him and-
He squeezes her ass and gives it a sharp swat before pulling her back onto his cock as hard as he dares. He's not gonna last like this - not by a long shot, but damn if he's not gonna get her to scream his name before he does. He leans over her, chest to her back, and guides her upright, knees buried into the couch cushions, with one arm wrapped around her waist and the other hand squeezing her tits.
Michael's teeth nip at Jenâs earlobe, his tongue tracing the outer shell of her ear. He thrusts up hard, pinching her nipples. "Gonna come for me, princess? Gonna come for Daddy?"
Oh, he knows she wants to sass him, wants to fight him, wants to shove him back down on the couch and take back control for that comment, and he fucking wants her to, but he can feel her hot cunt start to tighten and flutter around him. No, sheâs not going to fight him for control. She wants him to fuck her stupid, take her like he wants to take her.
"That's it, let Daddy make you come."
âDonât-â Jen jerks the hand squeezing her tits down to her clit, where he circles her presses and dips his fingers between her folds. Her nails dig into his forearms, searching for stability and balance while she falls apart in his hands. "Fuck, Mike-"
"Try again."
And Jen plays his game. To his amazement, she plays his game. "Come on, Daddy, make me come-"
He does. With quick, rough strokes, and his fingers pressing down and circling and teasing her swollen clit, he makes her come. Long, and hard, and slow, until Jen is howling his name like heâs never heard her do. It breaks him, and he comes in hard spurts, twitching and rocking up into her.
âThatâs it, princess,â Michael groans into her neck, âlove your cunt, love you, baby-â
Michael grabs Jenâs chin, twisting around so he can kiss her. Sheâs still fluttering around him, still coming all over his cock, and he feels like heâs never going to be able to stop.
And when Michael finally softens enough to pull out, Jen collapses down on the couch in a sweaty, satisfied little heap.Â
From that moment, it takes approximately five seconds for Michael to freak the fuck out.
Because he said it.
Michael had never gotten dressed so fast in his life. His hand is on the front doorknob before Jen even really realizes heâs leaving. He doesnât know if she comprehended what he said, and heâs not sticking around to find out.
âMichael, where the fuck are you going-â
The door slammed behind him, and he could hear her yelling. Heâs in the elevator and on the way down to his car before Jen can even grab a robe.
He let his phone ring and ring as he climbed into his car, and he ignored every call.
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Hello, I'm a new follower and was just wondering before I make any requests. Are there any rules to your blog?
Hi! I do have some rules, they are below!
If you want to request, here are the rules:
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1. I will not write anything NSFW, (for that I have an Etsy, @ChloeWritesCo)
2. I will not write anything involving suicide, self-harm, or anything that can/could be triggering to others
3. I will not write anything involving incest or anything pedophilic, obviously
4. I will not write about underaged celebrities, or underaged characters
5. I will not write anything LGBTQIA+phobic
I also only write for the characters on my character list, which will be provided below as well;
Italics = I have already made fanfics on this character if you want to read them
My Masterlist
DC/Gotham - Bane (Hardy),Bruce Wayne (Bale), Bruce Wayne (Keaton), Bruce Wayne (Pattinson), Bruce Wayne (Val), Edward Nygma (Carrey), Jack (Heath) Joker, Jason Todd, Jerome Valeska, Jervis Tetch (Gotham), Jonathan Crane (Gotham), Jonathan Crane (Murphy), Klarion Bleak, Maxwell Lord, Richard Grayson, Roman Sionis, Victor Zsasz
Disney - Christopher Robin, Cruella de Vil, Ella (Cinderella 2015), Gaston LeGume (Beauty And The Beast 2017), Jasper Badun, and Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid 2023)
Harry Potter - Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape
Kingsman - Eggsy Unwin, Hamish Mycroft (Merlin), Harry Hart, Jack Daniels
Marvel/X-Men - Bruce Banner, Bucky Barnes, Charles Xavier, Eddie/Venom, Erik Killmonger, Everett Ross, Harry Osborn (TASM), Heimdall, Helmut Zemo, John Allerdyce, Johnny Storm, Kurt Wagner, Logan Howlett, Loki Odinson (Not the Series), M'Baku, Natasha Romanoff, Otto Octavius, Peter Maximoff, Peter Parker (Andrew), Peter Parker (Tobey), Peter Parker (Tom), Pietro Maximoff, Quentin Beck, Sam Wilson, Scott Lang, Shang-Chi, Steve Rogers, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, Vision, Wade Wilson, Wanda Maximoff, Wenwu
Star Wars/The Mandalorian - Anakin Skywalker, Armitage Hux, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Din Djarin, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rey
Stranger Things - Alexei Smirnoff, Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckey, Jim Hopper, Steve Harrington
The Hobbit/Lord Of The Rings - Aragorn, Bilbo Baggins, Boromir, Dwalin, Elrond, Faramir, Fili, Kili, Haldir, Legolas Greenleaf, Pippin Took, Samwise Gamgee, Thorin Oakenshield, Thranduil
Miscellaneous -
Assassins Creed - Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Brothers Grimm - Jakob Grimm
BBC & Enola - Sherlock Holmes
Hellboy - Red (Hellboy), Abe Sapien, and Agent John Myers
Encino Man - Linkavitch âLinkâ Chomofsky
George Of The Jungle - George
Ghostbusters (2016) - Jillian Holtzmann, Kevin Beckman
Indiana Jones - Indiana Jones
John Wick - John Wick
Jurassic Park - Ian Malcolm
Scooby Doo (2002) - Shaggy (Norville) Rogers
The Last Of Us - Joel Miller
The Pirates Of The Caribbean - James Norrington, Hector Barbossa
The Phantom Of The Opera - Erik Destler
The Witcher - Geralt, Jaskier
Uncharted 4 - Sam Drake, Rafe Adler
X-Files - Fox Mulder
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đđ magni and valerius!!
Thank you :3 these are somewhat related.
đ - I tend to listen to a lot of music when I'm coming up with characters, and around the time I was making Magni, surprise suprise, I was listening to and playing a lot of God of War (2018 and Ragnarok). I had already saved Magni as a potential dwarva name anyway, but when the GoW fever hit again, I couldn't resist. I actually alos listened to a lot of the Abyss-focused tracks from WotR as well for him since he is a Reaver/Berserker. Honestly, they could make a good stand-in for a demon run.
đ- Valerius' playlist is this mesh of like. Bloodborne, Elden Ring, the Haunting of Hill House and the Haunting of Bly Manor and the Witcher. Part of it absolutely stemmed from an early joke that he sounds like he would fit well into Bloodborne/Yharnam (and tbh, now he's all but grown another health bar in WOTR thanks to his specialisation in necromancy - especially vampiric touch / false life / blood drinker feat - plus the high ac so he might as well be) - but also it ended up being a really nice combination of stuff that I listen to a lot while writing for him.
BONUS - a little five track selection for each of them:
MAGNI - THE TARNISHED PRINCE (full playlist)
khazad-dÝm - bear mccreary (rings of power) ⢠corrupted caves battle theme - pawel perepelica (wotr) ⢠the descent - main theme - trevor morris (da: inquisition) ⢠magni and modi - bear mccreary (gow 2018) ⢠mead, blood and gold - ifan's theme - borislav slavov (dos2)
VALERIUS - THE ASHEN TYRANT (full playlist)
the hunt is coming - marcin przybyĹowicz (tw3) ⢠mohg, lord of blood - shoi miyazawa (elden ring) ⢠it's you, it's me, it's us - the newton brothers (haunting of bly manor) ⢠i'm here - fernando velĂĄzquez (crimson peak) ⢠laurence, the first vicar - tsukasa saitoh (bloodborne)
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A Pre-History of Fanfiction V: Fandom Drama, More Zines, and Conclusion
Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Sources
Chapter 5: Other ZinesÂ
Zines existed out of the K/S bubble, of course. Our old friend Sherlock Holmes laid claim to many staple pages often crossing over with the Doctor, Lovecraftâs monsters, and Count Dracula like in the pages of the SH-SF Fanthology edited by Ruth Berman. Zines like the Holmesian Federation edited by Signe Landon and written by Dana Martin Batory, Ruth Berman, John C. Bunnel, and Tina Rhea explored Holmesâ world in both fiction and non-fiction. When Lord of the Rings was republished in paperback in the 60s, zines like Bernie Zuberâs Mytholore explored Tolkein and other fantasy works.Â
Duh duh duh DUN DA DUN DUN DA DUN. The premier of Star Wars in 1977 inspired many zines. B. Clark published the first Star Wars fanzine, Skywalker in 1978. Others included Empire Stars by JJ Adamson and the Mos Eisley Chronicle by Doborah Rubin. The first sexual SW content appeared in the pages of Guardian #3 edited by Linda Deneroff and Cynthia Levine. Han/Luke slash filled the pages of zine to the point where the director of the Official Star Wars Fan Club sent Guardian and other publications a letter that demanded that they stop publishing porn along with a series of guidelines for zines.Â
Another fandom that comes up quite a lot in zine culture is Blakeâs 7, a British SF tv show that shared many producers, writers, editors, and actors with Doctor Who (I guess thatâs true of most British shows). The fandom was huge, especially for one that is not super active today. The creator, writers, and actors were uniquely involved in the fandom. The creator, Terry Nation, told zine editor Carl Hiles that he didnât want Blakes 7 fanworks to appear in any zine that werenât solely dedicated to Blakes. It wasnât all negative, Nation also supplied a very kind introduction to a fanfiction titled Reflections in a Shattered Glass by Joe Nazzaro. Actor Gareth Thomas read a fan poem by Mary G T Weber out loud at a con, embracing her after.Â
Blakeâs 7 was not without its troubles though. The fandom split in the late 80s when a fan revealed to Blake actor Paul Darrow the names of three fans slash producing fans, a writer, editor, and artist, who were operating under pseudonyms. Darrow sent a letter to these fans demanding them to stop publishing anything involving âhis character or his likenessâ. This caused a rift in the fandom between those who supported Darrow and those supporting the three targeted fans. (Fanlore - The Blakeâs 7 War) It is speculated that Darrow was using slash as a scapegoat to obfuscate criticism he was receiving for participating in for-profit cons. This is a common theme in fandom, the disconnect between fans and those that make the show. For example, Jensen Ackles of Supernatural fame has made it clear that he does not like to answer questions about shipping his character with Castiel.Â
Slash became such a huge part of fandom that zine dedicated entirely to slash without a home fandom appeared in the 80s. One such zine was Dyad edited by Divya Blacque. Dyad used a far reaching amount of derivative works including Man from Uncle, Simon and Simon, Quantum Leap, Startsky and Hutch, Lethal Weapon 2, and China Beach. Slash developed its own genre conventions and language. In this case, not only is the author decentralized but the derivative work is as well. This marks another evolution of fandom from where organizing around a particular work or works is most important to where engaging in fannish behaviors is central.Â
Conclusions and FindingsÂ
For a time in the 80s and 90s, zines coexisted with online fan forums like alt.tv.x files.creative and The Aquiter Files for Blakeâs 7. However, the ease, accessibility, and ubiquity of the internet won out and have pushed zines to the fringes of fandom. That is not to say that zines do not exist but they are most certainly not the main medium of fanfiction today.Â
So much has changed since the days of Gulliver and Pamela.Â
Fanfiction now exists on online archives like AO3 and fandom discourse lurks on Tumblr, available to a wider amount of people than a zine would ever be able to service. Fanfiction has increased in popularity and visibility in the past two decades. Fic has even transformed into multi-media franchises like EL Jamesâ 50 Shades of Gray and Cassandra Clareâs The Mortal Instruments. The increasing acceptance of LQBTQ+ people has made the secrecy around slash all but obsolete.Â
Though there are endless problems within fandom and fandom behavior, I want to encourage you all to keep engaging with communities you love whether that be centered around a fictional work, a hobby, or anything else that piques your fancy. Keep putting your art and your words out there, you donât need a middleman or a gatekeeper or a publisher to give you permission. Your little tumblr blog might set a precedence if you let it.Â
This is not an overarching explanation of fandom and is limited to a few works, places, and time periods. If you want to know more, Iâll link my sources in other post
I would like to give a very special thank you to Fanlore, a spectacular and far-reaching wiki with thousands of pages of amazing rabbit holes. I would also like to thank those fans that wrote their own histories like Mickela Ecks and Writerâs University, Jenna Sinclair, Alec Nevala-Lee, and Gloria Comandini. Though I used academic journals, these personal histories were the most elucidating. Â
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