#also like. i don't wanna yuck anyone's yum

[forcebookish]

if arkarm were really both supposed to be gay for you then why was arm made admin of a Hot Boy facebook page in the first place? shouldn't he just be gay from the start? sus writing choice tbh

[archie-sunshine]

(The tfp wheeljack asker here) I respect your reasoning so hard, not that someone should have to provide reasoning to have their boundaries respected obviously.I feel very silly for misreading the show acronyms in your pinned post, I DID go back and reread everything much more carefully because I *thought* I got everything the first time. 👍

I just wanted to say thanks for doing these fun art requests bc it definitely does feel like thankless work sometimes, I used to do requests too on an old blog and man I’m just really happy to see people still do these, and it’s cool to see what people come up with from requests.

Anyhow, I’m sorry about my reading mixup and am excited to see more of your art going forward as a new follower!!!

theres no hard feelings at all! genuinely! I'm jovial about the subject! I have a goal on my ko-fi thats literally just people paying for me to rewatch the show again.

it isn't tfp that makes me upset, its people not taking the time to read my easily findable rules and easily findable faq that bothers me the most.

I do requests not out of a sense of obligation but because I want to reach out and make more art and explore different characters and sides of the fandom! I do it because I love it! so it makes me sad that people don't treat me with respect enough to just do one little thing.

I know my worth, and its not nice to say but i genuinely shouldn't have to say this to people, you know?? (NONE OF THIS IS DIRECTED AT YOU ANON I GOT YOUR OTHER APOLOGY I JUST DIDNT WANNA PUT YOU ON BLAST SINCE YOU WERENT ON ANON) i also like don't want to yuck anyones yum at all, seriously!! Im open to learning to like tfp eventually if i end up liking the show (if u make me rewatch it). its just that tfp fans are very enthusiastic and excited to ask without checking things, and then when directed to my faq, not read my faq and instead fill my inbox with 'BUT WHY' even though. its easy to find. why i dont like it. i digress though

theres this month's monthly tfp saga overwith again :T

[cat-of-starlight]

I finally found someone else that feels the same way about Jace that I do! I don't want to yuck on anyone's yum but, like, he deserves better than what so much of the fandom had done and I just... ugh...

TRUE!

It makes me so sad that a LOT of content I've seen so far has either been "welp lmao he's just evil too and has been since the beginning" or "teehee lmao, twink man fell for the bad guy and does whatever he wants him to <3" When like. Deadass there's the threat of Porter going "I killed you once and I'd do it again" + the whole thing about the shatterstar fully meaning that the person it happened to was subjected to the ritual UNWILLINGLY-

And!! He's so nice in Season 1!! He deserved SO MUCH!! I about screamed in my rewatch of Sophomore Year because he was the Bad Kids' (specifically Fig's) FIRST CHOICE on what hireling they should take with them- If that happened, we could have fully avoided him being on the other adventure happening at about the same time/being killed-

His only crime is trying to be friendly to his coworkers (even when they're creepy as fuck), being at the wrong place at the wrong time, and potentially failing a few saving throws as his ass got killed/rezzed against his will

--

But yea, its nice to see other people who agree! When the episodes first came out, a majority of the posts about him were basically "Part of the group of terrible adults who were abusing children", "lmao look at this stupid loser idiot who can't do anything", or both simultaneously ;;

Which,,, is disheartening considering that his vibes fully brought me out of my artblock, and I've been drawing him constantly like some sort of unhinged maniac- (I deadass haven't drawn at ALL this year until like. last week (because new tablet)- and out of 8 drawings that I've actually finished, he has been the focus of half of them)

Also- idk- he especially vibes hard to me because, despite some people ragging on Sorcerers, as a neurodivergent person who just. learns Differently™️ than other people, I just relate to the vibes of Sorcerers more lmao- also it makes it just. a touch uncomfortable when people word it as "lmao, they're just dumb/lazy, and don't wanna open a book to actually learn REAL spells" because it sounds a LITTLE too similar to shit I've been told irl :,D

So yea- All of those feelings of "Cool Character w/ Untapped Tragic Circumstances" + Feelings I have about that class in particular- combined in a Perfect Storm to create a character who lives in m head Rent Free and probably won't leave my head for a WHILE

He's my perfect blorbo and he deserves SO much more than he got <3 <3 <3

,,,,and you know what,,, maybe seeing more positive posts about him (+ Receiving this ask lmao),,,, may be the motivation I need to make me post the pics of him that's been sitting in my art folder,,,,,,

(PS: The fics slap so hard and you are SO VALID for That Ship™️™️ being shown as a Horrific and Toxic thing because. yea. Send help for he- he needs better partners fr ouuughhhhh(I'd Comment on the actual ones themselves because I know that helps, but the site hates me and refuses to let me have proper accounts/access- I am in shambles))

[vimesbootstheory]

Cobra Kai S6 Part 2 Thoughts

just a big ole thought dumb after the cut

THOUGHTS on 6x06-6x10

as with part 1, I tended to note down things that pissed me off; when things I liked happened, I kept my eyes on the show and my fingers off the keyboard. so expect some bitching, but I didn't HATE it.

lawrusso hotel roommates potential predictably squandered :\ I missed the hell out of chozen but c'mooon they couldn't have had ONE (1) night with just the two of them?

am I here, at this part-season, mostly for zabka being pretty? maybe. maybe so.

I did like that they drew explicit parallels between how johnny has responded to kreese's return and how daniel responded to silver's return, it's a low bar but I didn't expect them to clear it

I knew the new kids would pull focus and be boring and I was right, there were a ton of full-length fight scenes that I was just looking at my phone for, 'cause they were asking me to care about iron dragon or kwon or the… Dublin whatevers

zabka with the nunchucks was a special moment just for me and my ilk, thanks very much show

is the eunjangdo going to keep being a thing in the final ep drop? because that was a ton of lead-up for not a whole lot, like I was yelling "what does it MEAN what is it FOR" multiple times at my screen and then…? I'm gonna be so honest, I do not care that kwon shanked himself.

deeply funny scene at the rainforest cafe or whatever it was, all the non-americans bullying the americans. they're so Oppressed. on the same note, unintentionally hilarious line from Daniel when he's in the dog cage, "You can't do this! I'm an American!" oh ok ok dog cages are Not Okay for americans, noted.

not only Kreese's but ALSO silver's charges are just, poof, gone? what is this

I still do not have my talk between tory and johnny and I feel like it might be too late for that to land :((( disappointed

6x07 was ROUGH but that voice mail… leave me alone for some time with just that voice mail for comfort. "I need you, too"!!!! OH OK OK OK listen! it won't take much to bring me back to lawrusso, I can survive on crumbs and this is more than crumbs

the Dog Cage of Character Development is the best thing to happen to daniel's character since season 3. love him siccing hungry dogs on some guys. love him choosing a johnny-style exercise for their last practice session. LOVE the scheming with johnny and chozen to sic kreese on silver. yes we love an unhinged daniel! they even let him say fuck!

otoh the Miyagi plot continues to be very boring and predictable. I do not have time for it. except when it leads to dog cages.

I called baby complications back in the first ep drop of s6, thought they would be a more serious thing. ultimately disposable in terms of plot some really good acting moments from zabka and mariduena in this plotline, zabka is so good at the trying-not-to-cry face. and I loved them bringing back some bonding for johnny and miguel, that was really missed in part 1.

I had some high hopes for the plot development of robby dipping into drinking, they could have done something really interesting with that re: his family hx with addiction, but it just led to teen drama, blah.

I was not pleased at silver showing up -- I don't say much about it, 'cause I don't wanna yuck anyone's yum, but I'm not really a silver fan. didn't end up hating his role, though, it was fine. the only thing I didn't care for was that it turned kreese's role into an enemy-of-my-enemy thing, and tbh I was hoping for a more sustained villain arc for kreese. I don't want a redemption for him at all, although from some bts quotes it sounds like that might be where they're going. hrmph.

wolf ended up being kinda disappointing, making him a silver lackey is boring. so much for johnny/wolf.

I've already mentioned the voice mail but the scene where Daniel thanks Johnny for it was !!!! so much! the heart eyes from both parties in that scene, they were healing all my wounds

I had assumed that this ep drop would tie up the tournament. and maybe it did, idk, maybe that's the end of it right there. but I am a little worried they're going to draw it out more. I want them back in the valley with a more focused, personal mini-arc in the last five but them still being in spain at the end of 6x10 makes me think it won't be as tidy as that.

VERY annoyed that the johnny/daniel hug was in the BACKGROUND of a shot, come ON

laughed my ass off at cobra kai being eliminated and then immediately coming back. extremely funny.

it's the most manufactured drama that kim da-eun is apparently pissed just 'cause chozen said they ran into each other by mistake? they both agreed to keep their one night stand between them, this is dumb

the sekai taikai brawl was ehhh not the most interesting to me, felt like the show trying to recapture the school fight. the school fight was great because they felt like kids and the setting had nothing to do with fighting, it was like karate breaking into the real world. also we cared about everyone involved, and the kid who got hurt at the end was MIGUEL, not this one-note villain we just met. a lot of flash, no substance for this round. although I was SEATED for silver vs kreese and the silver vs johnny rematch.

if NONE of the rivals end up as lovers on the rivals-to-lovers show then what was the fucking point

overall, this was all over the place, some high points, some groan-worthy stuff, nowhere near what we had in s1-s2 but we knew this. still looking forward to the end.

[platoapproved]

sending some ships for the game;

louis/armand

daniel/louis

armand/santiago (my fave rarepair)

I feel bad, I answered the first two just moments ago, but!!!

admand/santiago: makes sense, doesn't compel me (i'm going to be honest this is one of the few pairings on iwtv i would actively avoid. not out of any moral objection or anything stupid like that, i can absolutely see why people would be super into it and love that for them. their interactions are intense and there's a whole lot of fucked up history between them. so 'makes sense'.

compels me? absolutely no. I FEEL BAD BECAUSE YOU LIKE THIS PAIRING PLEASE STOP READING IF THIS GETS TOO NEGATIVE i don't wanna yuck anyone's yum. this is just my own take on it.

i overall am not the biggest santiago fan despite loving ben daniels. i think to me, santiago and armand's interactions always read as hostile and dangerous, but like, not in the sexy way. obviously it's the unrealiable narrator show but we only ever see santiago mocking / belittling / challenging armand and making him feel not safe in his authority over the coven, which leads to some of his more heinous choices in the show. and i don't really vibe with pairings where it's like, only negative. there's gotta be some love/tenderness there i'm a sap like that.

also, i think my personal subjective read of the simmering hatred santiago has for louis and louis/armand and his constant challenging/trying to take power from armand are racially charged in a way that just kills any possibility of sexiness for me, personally. santiago mocking louis' accent... they really took the book trait of 'santiago is a mimic and it's annoying and it makes louis mad' and interpreted it in a brilliant way to be 'this fucking random white english guy is doing a super pronounced cajun drawl at louis to provoke him because he is ''''pretentious''''.

anyway sorry this got way long and i can see how from a certain angle all this would make for a very compelling ship to some but just for my personal tastes and things that gross me out it's a total no go.)

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

SaiŌma is annoying tbh

Shuichi always hated Kokichi until after xis death, where he just accepted xim as the living embodiment of a lie, and didn't think at all why xe did all that.

Kokichi isn't even in love with Shuichi, xe's in love with how smart he is, because everyone else in V3 doesn't match xim in intelligence.

Ehhh I don't wanna yuck anyone's yums, like I don't DISAGREE, but also ehhh i dont wanna be like, aggressive

[madnessofthespirits]

Cu alter for the headcanon ask!

sexuality headcanon: as he is cu chulainn, he is inescapably bi

gender headcanon: mostly i just see him as a cis dude who likes to dress in GNC clothing sometimes, but i fuck with trans headcanons for him too

a ship i have with said character: i like him with diarmuid and while i could probably write an entire manifesto about why at this point here and now i am choosing to be normal instead

a BROTP i have with said character: so many but today i'm picking arjuna alter, his drinking buddy who is also doing his best to learn how to be a person again

a NOTP i have with said character: cumedb (sorry i feel really controversial saying that and i don't wanna yuck anyone's yum but i Really Don't Like It)

a random headcanon: he doesn't usually like it if someone touches his tail. if you ask him to play any sort of game with you he'll call it pointless, etc. at first but if you can persuade him to do it anyway he'll take it more seriously than anyone in the room even if it's just like mario kart or whatever. he'll lie to get out of situations but doesn't really care if the lie is actually believable or not. he's a good listener.

general opinion over said character: he's a complete fucking disaster and i love him. i think the way that he's written as a being who is made up half of a role that was imposed on him by someone else and half of his truer self and who exists in a perpetual struggle to reconcile these two contradictory sides is deeply interesting precisely because you do have to pay close attention to everything that he says and does and the contradictions between the two in order to get what's going on with him - which is something incredibly messy and weird, not to mention tragic. and it's unfortunate how few people seem interested in actually reading the things he's appeared in and making a thorough effort to correctly interpret them in favor of taking things he's said and done out of context, misinterpreting those, and reducing him to those interpretations instead. he'd fucking die for you and i think he deserves better than he gets both in-world and on a meta level.

@otaku-tactician tagging since you asked for him too - thanks!

[moku-youbi]

Do you do ABO verse? or would that be something your interested in?

So, as a general rule I'm not a big fan of ABO. I find a lot of it really reductive. I don't wanna yuck other people's yum, but I also hate the way it perpetuates a binary and reinforces gender stereotypes that I'm not a fan of.

However, all that being said, I've come across some really great ABO fics that play with all that stuff in a really satisfying way. I tried my hand at one a million years ago, but never got very far in it sadly.

I guess part of the problem at least is that, when we're talking about queer men, it would make more sense for two Alphas or two Omegas to be in love, regardless of their secondary sexual characteristics. So generally, I think that's the route I'd like to explore.

With Klive, specifically, I've had a couple of thoughts, NGL. Primarily an Alpha/Alpha or Omega/Omega situation. But I also thought it could be really interesting to explore what might be the reasons a person presents as an Alpha or an Omega. You know, with such radically different pseudo-science explanations/lore floating around, how some suggest that the body undergoes an actual physical transformation at a certain age, and before then has the potential to be either, and therefore outside influences or stressors could impact which way it goes. While it might not be common, one of the factors could have to do with finding your soulmate before either of you have presented. In which case the dynamic you have might inform which of you presents as which.

So Klaus and Five are childhood sweethearts, and everyone just knows Five's going to turn out to be the alpha, and Klaus the omega, just based on their personalities and preferences and physical attributes. Except then Five disappears. Five still becomes an alpha in the apocalypse, but in his absence, I had this idea that maybe Klaus becomes an alpha, as a way of coping. That without Five, his body just wasn't willing to make itself vulnerable in yet another way. Then, Five comes back in his younger body, and is surprised and maybe a little disappointed that Klaus is an alpha too. Except then when he starts to go through the whole presenting a second time, his body responds to the fact that Klaus is his soulmate, so he presents as an omega.

I think it could be a lot of fun to explore the difference in experience from the first time around. How maybe he's uncertain or even upset about it at first, but eventually comes to find that actually? And how alpha/omega isn't this black and white thing, how many of the traits that are associated with one or the other don't actually have anything to do with the secondary sex. Five is still a crazy, feral little psycho if you threaten his family. Klaus is still all hippie, peace and love. But Klaus will fuck up anyone who hurts the people he loves, and Five gets to be soft and enjoy Klaus taking care of him.

IDK. I don't know if I'll ever get around to it, with the long list of fics I'm already actively working on or thinking about. I will say that Klaus in general gives me gender feels, and in my Danger Days AU he has both sets of parts, male and female. And while I often feel like Always the Opposite Gender fics don't work because of how people are socialised, I do think that the Umbrella kids present a unique opportunity, where the circumstances around their upbringing wouldn't have really changed, and the didn't spend enough time around people outside of the manor to get that socialisation, so AAG!Klaus or AAG!Five are also pretty plausible, and in particular I think it could be really fucking cool to see how AAG!Five might do in the real world, after living in the manor and then the apocalypse, and how being treated at all like she's lesser than or incapable might set her off on a murderous frenzy. Because she'd be the exact same Five we know, just different pronouns.

[vortship]

🔥 gimme uhhhhh a spicy OC-based take

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

I never wanna be the one to stifle anyone's creativity, or yuck anyone's yum, as it were. I think there's always a way to make something work. THAT SAID. Something I see that I don't like is when it seems like an OC is created for the sole purpose of winning fights than from a place of wanting to make an engaging character. This isn't to say it's wrong for a character to be powerful, or even that it's wrong for your character to win most fights.

What I'm saying is making a character from a place of RP being a competition rather than a collaborative effort always irks me. I think it is possible to make an OC from a place of hostility without realizing it. It's a way of RPing you come across a lot from people without a whole lot of experience. It also leads to BRAWLS ooc over who should have won what fight, who's character was in the right in what situation, etc. Especially when you get more than one of those OCs in the same game, it's kind of a nightmare. I almost consider these less characters and more avenues for the writer to feel kinda cool.

[shaanks]

Zoro and Sanji for the ask game <3

You are a wonder and a dear, thank you for this <3

1: sexuality headcanon

Zoro: I think Zoro is like. THE posterboy for demisexual. demisexual, demiromantic, the whole thing, I don't think gender makes much of a difference to him in terms of attraction but he's gotta know you and trust you, he's gotta be invested first or he just doesn't think of folks that way.

Sanji: the ultimate bisexual disaster case. He and Ace and Shanks all attend the same "gorgeous pitiful bisexual disaster" support group, as a small aside.

2: otp

other than x me...

Zoro: I think probably ZoLu or ZoSan, tho likely leaning more in the direction of Luffy based solely on ration of Fics I Have Chosen to Read lmao. There is just something about the way they met and it took Zoro exactly 24 business hours to be like "my life and my sword for your cause," the way they just. get each other, half the time without even needing to speak, the softness and solidarity of it all. Just gets me, ya know.

Sanji: SanLu or ZoSan (are you sensing a pattern lmfao). In general maaaybe SanLu bc like. I think Sanji is very much inside himself about his own worth and place in the world, and Luffy is like. Relentless (as he is with everyone he loves and cares for) about reaching down into that pit and pulling Sanji out into the sun over and over again and there's just smth really lovely about that. Monster Trio OT3 is lovely soft times I feel.

3: brotp

Zoro: Chopper oh my god. He's the lil dude's big brother, his dad, his bestie, please listen to me every MOMENT of their interactions breathes new life into my rotten dusty soul. Also Nami, they met and were like "ah. my long lost sibling. what if I killed you" and have such a wonderful dynamic.

Sanji: Chopper also, tho not quite to the degree that Zoro is. Also, altho probably a controversial opinion, I really like his relationship with Robin. I don't wanna spoil anything (in case you or anyone reading is watching/gonna watch) but there's a particular arc in which the only person more relentless than he is about bringing her home is Luffy, like. I think he's a wonderful sweet boy all around but smth about his gentleness with Robin really warms my heart.

4: notp

Zoro: Nami, they are just. SO so sibling coded to me like. Perona for the same reason tbph, they're Mihawk's adopted goth siblings and I can't really extricate that from my brain. Mihawk. For that matter. That's basically his dad. (Not yucking anyone's yum idc what other people ship tbph but I don't like these ones personally)

Sanji: I've just sat here staring into space for like five minutes trying to think of smth. I haven't seen much of anything for him that really yucks me out (unless I'm just blanking which like. happens. I have the brain of a 90 year old), but I guess like. Not notp-levels exactly but I don't really get SanUsopp or SanLaw? The latter might just be a "wait til you get to Wano" situation like so many other things, but yeah.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Zoro: saw a post a while back that was someone's headcanon about Zoro lending out his earrings to his crewmates for like. especially dangerous missions, or to give them a lil confidence boost, or as a promise that he would make it back from something scary, and that's stuck in my brain so hard its basically canon for me, so yeah.

Sanji: I think he's basically a nutritionist in everything but paper certification, above and beyond just making sure his crew is fed and goes to bed with full tummies he is SO dialed in to what they like and what their systems are sensitive to and what they need for training/devil fruit powers/etc like. It's not just "here I have made this hearty delicious meal that covers all the food groups" he makes a bunch of different meals catered to everyone's needs, he gets it.

6: favorite line from this character

Zoro: "That's what it means to be Captain, isn't it. Don't lose yourself. If you waver, who can we trust?"

Sanji: "Leave this guy's key to me, I'll do what you cant do; you do what I can't do. Think carefully! Read the situation. If you're here, there's got to be a way Robin-chan can be saved! Usopp!"

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Zoro: TERMINAL sleepyhead disorder. Tired all the time, sleeping in the background of every scene.

Sanji: I'm capable and competent while simultaneously having no sense of self-worth whatsoever. ya know.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Zoro: Where!!! Is he ever going??? He gets lost while MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIP. MULTIPLE TIMES. Babygirl beloved I'm BEGGING you rn...

Sanji: I mean. I'm just gonna say Fishman Island and leave it at that. (They brought him back from the timeskip a completely different person and I'm STILL waiting for him to return from the war...)

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

They're BOTH cinnamon rolls in my heart, but I am aware like. Sanji technically falls into the problematic fave category for like. myriad reasons.

[dogfags]

i don't wanna yuck anyone's yum so I'm reposting rather than reblogging but like This is what I was talking about the other day. this does nothing for me 😭 if anything it makes me feel uncomfortable and weird/awkward. I don't need or want to pretend like I am a cis man with a cis man's anatomy. if someone said that to me during sex I'd probably stop and be like uhhhhhhhhh wtf? would completely take me out of the experience. like honestly it would make me more dysphoric to point it out at all than to just not say anything and enjoy the experience.

i call my t growth a dick sometimes but I never mean it in like a literal way. I know it's not a penis. pretending like it is one during sex would take me out of it I think. I also call the hole a vagina/pussy and that gives me no dysphoria at all bc that's just objectively what it is to me. idk I totally get some guys prefer male anatomical terms and that's completely fair it's just not for me

also bc I have a cis gay bf and if he did this it would make me insecure like as if he's turned off by my parts and can't call them their actual name and needs to pretend it's something else. that itself makes me more dysphoric than just Having the genitals I have

[tunasundays]

Sunday April 7

hehe hi,

I recently rewatched Mtvs Awkward and remembered how much I loved having a little blog when I was 13. I got lonely tonight and had so many thoughts and I was distraught when I have no one to throw my thoughts at. So here I am typing to the void of the internet. This little blog is just gonna be a collection of thoughts classic diary style! I just wanna be able to post little entries of the different thoughts. I know it must be somewhat of a common experience for us ex Tumblr girlies that miss that random connection with people you don't know that have the same interest as you. I also just have so many fun sexy stories to tell and no one to tell them too.

lets dive in

starting with music

I am listening to The Last Dinner Party and I just am feeling the energy I felt when I watched YellowJackets. Is this a shared experience??? dying to know.I just listened to the Prelude to Ecstasy I really enjoyed it and will have more thoughts once I give it a second listen through. I yearn to have friends who watch and listen to the exact things I listen to. I want to be able to discuss these things! -- Chappell Roan is my everything and I just can not stop listening to her. I adore what she has to offer to the world of pop.-- I just now realized how much Luke Bryan I listened to in my first country phase. Like DAmn this man had a lot of bangers on the Crash My Party Album.

Lets talk tv bitches

the invincible season final had me gagged. I couldn't speak and that is rare for me. I am a chatter box but I did not have words! wow! from what I have been reading on twitter I should read the comic for all the extra context and action. I am very excited for the next season and hope it comes at least in the next year.

The Real shit

Fuck y'all. I finally got out of the two month long hookup drought. y'all I am baffled by the audacity of men. I am aware its not too surprising but god damnit!!!!!!!! This was supposed to be my redemption arc but I am very discouraged. Over the weekend I had two suitors (both from the dating apps) boy #1 had the stamina of a fucking horse on steroids. that being said there was no foreplay! but I was touch starved that I didn't give a fuck! lmao. so we go FOUR rounds. He gets off every time and I got off slightly once.The whole experience was just not uncomfortable in a non consent way but in a way it was just not my cup of tea. I am down to try everything once and this showed me I don't love or hate my toes being sucked on. wtf! I am a socks during sex type of girly and it kinda through me off guard but it wasn't the craziest part of this experience. This man fully used his jizz as a massage oil on my back and I was so taken a back! he asked me "has anyone ever done that before" my befuddled self just said No?!?! lmao! its so silly I wasn't that grossed out by it I was planning on taking a shower after he left but like what? I'm not gonna yuck someones yum but I didn't know that was a thing???? Okay boy #2 we have been talking on the snapchat for a while and went for drinks awhile back. The talks over snap have gotten spicy a couple times and we were both pretty excited to get together in person. I was excited because this man talked up his game in a very believable and respectable way. It was SO awkward and I know I am a silly person but usually I can keep a conversation going. That was not the case. So at a very random point in conversation he kisses me and It was just not good and that's a terrible start! like whaaaaaat where are your lips! You are just giving me your tongue and do not get me wrong I love a good French kiss but let me feel your lips first! so things start and I end up getting this man off two times in 15 minutes at the most. the entire experience from kissing to his double completion was 25 minutes. Which would be fine if he would of taken the time to get me off like he said he would in these past two weeks of snapchat. He is now distant and I have a feeling its because he knows he didn't provide anything exciting for me. Dating is so damn hard. The thing is I don't even want a boyfriend. I could be a perfect FWB for some very lucky attractive sex god but I can't find him!! I stupidly thought moving to the big apple would provide a better pond but damn its just not going well. That being said I'm gonna keep on trying for the plot because although its bad sex its funny stories. one day I will find a sexy person to have fun casual sex with on a regular basis. that's not too much too ask for! this is getting messy lmao its late I'm wine tipsy. haha goodnight whores xox

[pinkanonwrites]

OKAY I WROTE A WHOLE RESPONSE TO THIS THEN MY APP GLITCHED AND I LOST IT

So here we go again, round two!

Are Transformers ticklish? In short: ABSOLUTELY.

We know that Transformers are able to feel sensations in their metal plating and kibble, so it makes sense that if they can feel touch and pain they could also feel tickling sensations. I don't think they're ticklish in the exact same places though, for example I don't think Transformers are ticklish on the bottom of their feet. Places I think they would be ticklish include:

1: Transformation seams

2: Undersides of armor or panels

3: The seams in between panels and joints

It's also less common for them to be tickled by other Transformers, since their big digits can't always fit into the skinny little spaces that are actually sensitive.

And even though you didn't ask for it, I'm going to include some NSFW tangents as well since that's what I'm here for and I wanna indulge in a kink I don't talk about a lot that I really enjoy.

I think tickling is a really niche kink on Cybertron, not only because Cybertron is relatively devoid of soft/fluffy/delicate things (especially in the case of lower castes) but because a lot of bots are pretty paranoid due to the war. If a bot is close enough to stick something between your armor panels, they're close enough to do some serious damage to you.

That's one of the biggest appeals of tickling though! It's about trust and relinquishing control of your body to someone else's whims. I do have a few bots in mind that may be into tickling.

Brainstorm: Tickler. It's like a fun, sexy science experiment for Brainstorm, experimenting and trying to find the most sensitive spaces the ones that get the biggest reactions.

Bumblebee: Switch. He likes to tickle and be tickled. Usually he's anxious about looking weak or vulnerable so it's not always easy to let himself go, but he really enjoys it once he does.

Tailgate: Tickler. It's less sexual for Tailgate, but he loves being able to reduce a bot three times his size to a squirming, scrambling, giggling mess. It makes him feel powerful.

Swerve: Ticklee. Part of it is about the relinquishment of control, but the other part of it is being desired. Someone wanting him to fall apart, and to be the one entirely in control of his reactions, is incredibly appealing to him.

That's it! I don't usually talk about tickling cause I'm kind of embarrassed that I enjoy it, but you know what? Cringe is dead, I'm gonna live free. Besides, for anyone who doesn't particularly enjoy it, feel free to blacklist the #tickling tag. No need to yuck anybody's yum here!

do you think transformers are ticklish?

OKAY SO!!! I don't have many thoughts on this subject, HOWEVER. if you'd like to know more, i do know someone who DOES have many thoughts on the subject.

I'll have to forward your inquiry to professor pink!

@pinkanonwrites take it away!

[coolspacequips]

Been so long since I've seen some homophobic violently abusive McClain family bullshit and the streak is finally... broken

[millennial-midlife-crisis]

The Fucking Acceptance That Mediocrity Is The Most To Which I Could Ever Aspire - It Was The Highest Level I Could Ever Reach

Nothing ever changes; it's the same every bleeding day. --Leah, "Beautiful Thing," 1996

First of all, that movie, which once gave me so much hope and inspired me, is 26 goddamned years old. I have more years as a reached-the-age-of-majority person than as being minor.

Frankly, that is uncalled for and superbly disrespectful!

This week I turned 40. I spent the day working (translating a clinical assessment tool that is really just a semi-structured interview to help clinicians measure adaptive behavior for peeps with intellectual and developmental disabilities/delays and autism). Yes. I realize I just wrote peeps unironically and as though it is the appropriate language register for the type of document I translated. It isn't. I recognize that fully. Though I have the literal and achievable ability to grasp my wireless mouse, double click, and start writing a more appropriate word like "people" or "individuals," I'm not going to do that. I don't wanna.

Anyway, I got a few text messages on my birthday. One call. The caller has an ulterior motive, and frankly, I don't trust her when she speaks b/c she is very often convinced of the lies that flow from her mouth like sewage flows into the ocean from the City of Angels. Even if an angel shits on you, you still get shit on. I can't imagine that would evoke any feelings of astounding pleasure. Unless, of course, shit is your thing. If it is, then, by all means, swim in shit. Who am I to yuck somebody's yum? I don't have to go swim in the shit. Of course, living with a swimming-in-shit-makes-me-feel-human type might have secondary or tertiary effects of which I cannot claim any awareness or knowledge, nor do I desire to gain either.

I understand people are busy. The last few close relationships I have are but friendships or familial in nature. All platonic (of course, the familial ones are platonic! I am not living a DadCreep or TeamSkeet kind of life). I am not a major priority - or a priority at all - in anyone's life. That has never been a thing. It probably won't ever be a thing. Looking at it rationally and with some logic, this makes complete sense. Barely more than an insufferable faggot with a superiority and righteousness complex, it is amazing that anyone talks to me ever. Coupled with my did-not-even-get-nominated personality, I have the body shape of a cunting Pop-Tart®, and hair has started to grow out of my ears and nose. You could also braid my back, butt, and brow hair, as well. Suffice it to say, no one is getting hard-on or feelings of amour or excitement when it comes to me.

The fact of the matter is I am viciously realizing and simultaneously coming to grips with the fact that all of the self-help-magical-thinking-change-your-perspective-avoidant bullshit I have been trying to make change my life over the past TEN YEARS is never going to do anything but delay the necessary acceptance of the fact that I am not now, was not ever, and never will be anything spectacular. For the past week, this frantic invasion of the facts into my conscience has left me snarling my face into a one of disgust, disdain, and disgraceful judgment the way one might do when their nostrils are assaulted by the odor of ripe genital discharges that have gone unaddressed and been left to mix with the dead skin cells that flake off of the body when they are no longer useful.

I am also bipolar. I might be hypomanic right now.

I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder in 2019. That seemed like a bunch of bullshit. Fast forward to 2020, right before the lockdowns started, I had been awake for about two days working and coming up with a slew of "great ideas" that tend to manifest themselves when I am bipolaring unchecked, and one of them was to drive drunk. That was not a good idea, and I went to jail. After a year of court, I was found guilty, because I was fucking drunk despite the fact I was so manic that I did not feel drunk. You could not have convinced me I was drunk until I got the blood-alcohol levels back. I was, in fact and without a doubt, drunk. Now, I have six weeks left on my year's worth of probation. I haven't had a drink in almost two years.

Being manic is better than being depressed, though. Not drinking really has been a good decision since I cycle much less frequently than before. I do not dream and fantasize about dying as much. Now the depression is just a few days of constant, dull-numb pain that makes my whole body feel like it is throbbing in time with my heartbeat. In those times of depression, I just hope that I go to sleep and never wake up. So, an improvement from what it used to be like.

After the past two years, I cannot rationally (or with any of my liberal senses) fantasize that I could ever be seen as something grand or worthwhile. Once when I apologized to a former friend for being terse with him, his response was Я сам не подарок (I'm not a gift myself). If only I had been committed to that reality about myself all those years ago, I might have been able to accept my common-ass mediocre self and saved some time doing mental gymnastics.

I'm not mad.

I'm not sad.

I am mediocre.