#also like blood relationship isn't the issue here but y'know
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The fact that Folger's adjacent themes in mainstream porn are so ubiquitous these days as to be unavoidable, but it's all so heavily caveated with "STEP-[whatever]" even when it doesn't make sense* is so funny to me. I think they should start doing it with other Problematic fantasies. "Relax, you're just my substitute teacher."
*Like, what is a step-aunt? Your step-parent's sister? Your parent's step-sister? Has this term ever been used outside porn?
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Not leavin'
♡: Din Djarin x f!reader Genre: Hurt/Comfort Warning: Tiny angst, Injuries, blood, Din being soft for reader (yes that needs its own warning), casualties, maybe ooc din, reader with abandoned issues. Word count: 1.7k A/n: I have awoken from my slumber 🫶 Summary: You've been staying with a Mandalorian who saved you, and who has been keeping you safe. You adventure out to the town, as something bad happens. You didn't want him to find out, scared that he'll leave you.
It hasn't been long since that Mandalorian saved you. You didn't know why he saved you. Actually you do. He's a bounty hunter, and the people who were chasing you just so happen to be his bounty.
He wasn't trying to save you. He just hit two birds with one stone. So you thought. You wanted to repay him for it.
"It's fine." The monotone voice came out, the beskar armor man. "Just let me repay you. I owe you my life." You had your head lowered.
The man wouldn't give in, until you saw a green little child walk around him.
He tilted his big green ears at you. He coos and giggled walking over to you. He reached out for you.
So you picked him up. He seems happy in your arms. You were good with children, and the child knew. Because he was all giggly. The Mandalorian looked at you.
You couldn't tell what he was thinking, but he seemed content.
"I could take care of him, repaying you for saving me." You uttered.
It's been about a whole year exactly. Since you and Din met. He trusted you enough to share his name. You two built a fond relationship with each other.
And… You sort of liked him too.
Also Grogu. Grogu was his child. Apparently he is a jedi. He seems to like being around you. Always giggling and cooing around you. His father seemed a little jealous of it.
It's quite funny actually. But Grogu always goes back to his father.
You landed on a semi-familiar planet. Din had a bounty hunt here. He finally allowed you to get out of the ship for once.
"You know the way back right?" He stared at you. "Of course, Din. This isn't my first time." You crossed your hand.
"And the weapons?" He speaks. "In the wall, AND yes I know the combination." You took a big sigh.
"Just worry about the bounty and the Grogu." You reassured the worried man. You stared at the T-visor trying to collect any emotion out of him.
You were going out shopping for a few things. Din gave you some credits to spend. Which you had in your pocket.
Grogu was sitting in his father's bag, strapped around him. You could see his big ears popping out.
"Do you remember the—" "Controls to lockdown the Razor Crest? Maker, yes I do." You cut him off.
He sighed under his helmet, jerking his head off to the side. "Just stay safe." He grumbles. "You too, y'know. You're the one with the mission."
"Don't worry about me." He turned around walking out. As he left you alone in the Razor Crest.
How could you not worry about him?
You looked around for a while. There were different types of things, laid out everywhere. It was pleasant to see. You were holding a few items that you already bought.
You need bacta and bandages, for Mando. But you didn't know where to find them. Usually other planets would have a type of aid store.
You eventually found a sketchy store in the corner. It sold what you needed, so you decided to go there.
Not knowing how dangerous it was. When you headed out of the store, you glance over a group of people. You just ignore them until one of them stops you.
"Don't you have something you're forgetting?" One of them asked. "M'sorry?" You frowned, gripping your bag. He reached his hand out.
"You enter our alley. Now you gotta pay." He spoke in a dark tone.
You didn't know what to do. They all had blasters. You had one too, but you probably wouldn't be able to take them on.
Or could you?
They didn't notice that you had a blaster. So you could probably take them in surprise right?
Oh maker. How wrong you were.
They left you all messed up in a corner. Stealing all your credits and stuff you bought. You stood up, all staggered. Blood drips from your scratched skin, nasty purple bruises.
Your arm was in agony, the most. You knew Din would probably be pissed at you. You didn't do much around the place. So wasting supplies and getting hurt. He would definitely cast you out.
You grab a nearby towel and wrap it around yourself. Taking a deep breath, you started walking back to the Razor Crest.
You hoped Din didn't come back already.
When you arrived back. You were let out a sigh. He wasn't there, yet. Which meant you had to clean yourself up. Your arm was still stinging.
Making it hard for you to move quickly. You got into the fresher, cleansing your body off, of all the blood and dirt.
You quickly put on some clothes that would cover your body, and wouldn' tshow your wounds. You didn't notice till now, that your legs were suffering too.
You wrap your wounds in spare cloths, not wanting to use up materials. That could be used for Din.
You lied on the cot, limiting yourself from moving much. The fatigue eventually got to you, and you slept on the cot.
Din arrives back, placing Grogu down to play around. He noticed that the door to the cot was closed.
So you must have been home, sleeping. All the worries slip away from him. You got home safe and sound.
He fixed some dinner for the three of you. Some soup that he got after the bounty hunt. He placed a small bowl for Grogu. Grogu examines the soup as he usually does.
Din knocks on the door to the cot. You woke up to the knocking. Still feeling depleted of energy and drowsy.
'Right… He must be home.' You thought.
Opening the door to the cot. You were greeted by a bowl of soup and the beskar man. You gave him a groggy smile, as you accepted the bowl.
You held the bowl with your agonizing arm, which made it hurt even more.
You struggle to stand up, and Din seems to notice that. Eventually you do stand up, but limp quite a lot.
"You al' right there?" His helmet facing your direction. "M'fine, just slept the wrong way." You let out a plastic laugh.
He didn't buy it. He stayed with you long enough that laugh was fake. He's heard you laugh before. Your pleasant laugh and generous smile.
He had a terrible gut feeling something was off. Your actions and movements felt wrong.
No, he knew it was wrong.
"So… how was it?" You started up. "It went smoothly." He stated. "That's great." You stammered.
"How was yours?" He inquired.
"It was fine." You uttered. "You seem tense." He added. He stood up which made you flinch badly.
"Are you sure you're fine?" He tilted his helmet, enough so he could eat and not reveal his face.
"Yes!— I'm fine." You belted. Grogu looked up at you. "I just need rest." You let out a frustrated sigh.
Placing down your untouch food, struggling to stand up again. You didn't notice that your cloths were leaking.
"You're bleeding." Din quaked. That's when your legs collapse on you.
What great timing.
He caught you before you landed on the floor. Adrenaline spiked through him.
'She's hurt, injured, bleeding.' Thoughts raced through his head.
All the numbing, agonizing pain returned.
"Where are you hurt?" He demanded. "Im—" He cut you off, picking you up to the cot.
"Show me." He barked. "I'm fine— really!" You gave into his demands and rolled up your pants.
You couldn't tell, but he widened his eyes. He saw your wounds wrap in pieces of cloth. He was very devastated.
"Why didn't you tell me?" He frowned through his visor.
"I didn't want you to know." You mumble.
"Why?" His tone turned weak.
"No reason." You jerk your head away from him.
"You could've used the aid-kit, (Y/N)." He sighed.
"It's a small wound, I don't need that." You muttered. He scoffed at your words. He seem angry.
He got off the bed to go somewhere. You sat there in pity.
What now was he going to leave you? Kick you out? Whatever he was going to do to you. You prepared for the worst.
He came back with the aid kit. You knitted your eyebrows in confusion. "You don't need to waste your bandages on me." You stated.
"Waste? No, you're wounded. I'm not wasting anything, cyar'ika." He quaked.
Cyar'ika? What does that mean? You knew it was probably Mando'a. Since he was a Mandalorian.
He took off his gloves, revealing his calloused hands. You watch him gently clean your wounds. You hissed at the pain. He was oh so gentle with it.
You could feel the warmth of his hands, finishing your wounds with band-aids.
"I'm sorry." You tremble. "What for?" He tilted his head up. "I— don't even know why you even keep me." You muttered. "I must be a pain to keep around."
He leans in to hold you. Wrapping his arms around you, trying to somewhat comfort you. "That's not true." He added. Wiping your tears with his fingers.
"You are a lovely person to keep around, cyar'ika." He pulled your sobbing body closer.
He continues to comfort you. He cares for you more than you expected.
"Why didn't you tell me sooner?" He spoke.
"I was afraid you didn't want me anymore." You mumble.
"I'd never leave you, cyar'ika." He reassured you.
"What does that mean?" You laid your head on his shoulder.
"Cyar'ika, could mean darlin' or sweetheart." He said a little flustered, you got a little flustered from that too.
"Now I have a question too. Do you mind explaining what happened?" He requested.
You explained to him what had happened, and he listened to you carefully. Hanging on to every word and detail.
Grogu climbs into the cot for support and falls asleep.
Din held you in his arms till you fell asleep. The fatigue caught up to him too.
He knew what he was going to do tomorrow morning, but right now. He needs to comfort you.
He needed you, and you needed him.
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Fancasting.
Me when I see mfs fancasting Henry Cavill to play Rhysand (leave that white man alone😭):
I was scrolling through reels a couple of weeks ago and saw this lady doing a interview with him and she mentioned that he's "popular" as a fancast when it comes to booktok and apparently, he knows it and doesn't see to mind it? (I'm trying my best to recall it so bear with me)
He has good book recommendations (saw this Tik Tok of him talking about Brandon Sanderson so I can trust him on that, heard nothing but praise when it comes to Brandon) and I doubt that Sarah is a genre for him. Anyone can read what they want but he doesn't give that vibe to me, y'know? I could be wrong but eh.
He's also a smart guy and seems to have critical thinking. So imagine if he decided to pick up Acotar, reads the first book, and go "what the fuck? And people root for this guy?" Just to find out that he's a popular fancast for Rhysand.
What's the chokehold this man has on booktok? I can't lie because he got me in one to (he can literally choke me- I'm sorry y'all)
I've seen fancasting him for Rowan Whitethorn in Throne of Glass which I don't mind but what I do mind is when PEOPLE TAKE GERALT AND CIRI TO FANCAST AS ROWAN AND AELIN!
YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTS. @viktoriaashleyyx I don't know if you're aware of it but if you are now, sorry you had to find out this way🙏🏾
THE GIANT ASS AGE GAP BETWEEN ROWAELIN IS WILD BUT AT LEAST, THEY'RE BOTH ADULTS. YOU ARE TAKING A FATHER AND DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP FOR YOUR FAVORITE SHIP?
Have y'all even watched the witcher or read the books because it's clear that you haven't.
Here's the wiki for Ciri (Netflix's version)
I can understand why people would take Ciri/Freya Allen and cast her as Aelin.
Ashen-grey hair
Emerald green eyes
A princess and heir to her kingdom, Cintra
Aelin:
Golden blonde hair
Turquoise eyes ringed with gold
A princess and heir to her kingdom, Terrasen
But there's a catch. Take a look at the family section of her wiki.
You get why it's weird and (let's be honest) controversial to fancast these two as a couple in another series?
Now, I can't talk as I take Geralt as a fancast for Maegor Targaryen (The Cruel) but they do fit. White hair, big, buff, and tough warriors, mommy issues (Sorry Maegor), and they're infertile (Maegor isn't confirmed to be infertile but he always failed to have a kid so....). The only difference is that Geralt is a good lover (If I can recall correctly) and has a kid despite not being his own flesh and blood. (Hell, I might use Yennefer as a fancast for Ashara Dayne.)
And can you imagine how some people will react if a white guy was casted as Rhysand?
Can you imagine how some people will react if a man of color was casted as Rhysand?
Either way, it's a shitstorm. The better and possibly the safest solution is casting a Mediterranean actor.
Anyways, I made this during the night and now, I'm tired. Take care and don't take this post to heart or take it too seriously✌🏾
(Share your thoughts if you like but no arguing, fighting, etc).
#anti acotar#acotar fancast#anti rhysand#anti acotar fandom#i hate booktok#anti booktok#anti sjm#book fancast
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Howdy! Could I request a romanic Yandere Sarge from RvB concept with a GN medic Darling?
Oooo! Sure! I'd love go write for Sarge again :) Sorry it wasn't that long :(
Original Sarge Concept Here
Yandere! Sarge with Medic! Darling
Pairing: Romantic
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Delusional behavior, Violence, Jealousy, Manipulation, Mentioned kidnapping, Forced relationship.
I feel your situation is similar to Doc.
You originally meet Sarge and his team in Blood Gulch, being a Medic sent to check both teams for injuries.
Sarge is a bit upset that you aren't a soldier meant for one side and have to go to Blue team too, but he's delusional.
The moment Sarge sets eyes on you he probably thinks you were meant for Red team.
I've said before that Sarge is an aggressive and delusional yandere.
It can make him a dangerous yandere to others but not you.
Sarge tends to be Impulsive and doesn't think much about his actions during his obsession.
Grif and Simmons no doubt notice his obsession starting during the Blood Gulch Chronicles.
Hell, Donut probably tries to play matchmaker.
His obsession would be intense from the start but most of the attempted "relationship" happens later.
Sarge can be a handful to deal with due to his constant craving for violence.
You actually begin to loathe the idea of helping Red team.
If you came to Blood Gulch with Doc then you may try to swap teams or something with him.
Sarge tends to be easily jealous and that would only escalate if you were a medic.
He isn't the type to purposefully hurt himself to gain your attention...
He sacrifices Grif for that.
You see... if Grif is injured, then you can come over and see Sarge!
Plus it helps with his jealous feelings too.
Sarge tends to be delusional to the point he feels everyone likes you.
Regardless on how others actually feel about you, he thinks everyone is competition.
Which tends to result in you trying to heal a lot of injured.
Sarge acts strangely kind and lighthearted with you, though.
He tries to call you sweet names and flirts with you through violence against others.
He may try to kidnap you during Blood Gulch Chronicles but he may wait until around after the Chorus Trilogy.
Even when the Reds and Blues are friends he still feels everyone is competition.
You just want to keep everyone from not dying but Sarge gets way too trigger happy with his shotgun when others are around.
Sarge may also be physically affectionate as his obsession develops.
While he almost never takes off his armor he yearns for your warmth.
It's a bit hard to hug in such bulky armor, y'know?
He... also ponders kissing you in private at times.
His obsession remains very similar to his original concept.
He's aggressive, impulsive, and delusional.
Everyone around you is in danger when he's around.
Honestly, the reason no one has helped you is because they're terrified.
Grif doesn't want another shotgun blast to the face just to summon your presence.
Simmons is enabling Sarge, since he sees him as a father figure (?)
Donut just assumes this is how your love was "meant to be!"
Tucker wants nothing to do with this... he has enough issues with relationships.
Caboose is probably similar to Donut.
Washington and Carolina may try to help but I can't guarantee success.
That trigger finger Sarge has is such an issue....
Sarge has no issues with "restricting you to a safe space" kidnapping.
He's impulsive like that and wants to just keep you to himself.
Sarge would keep you in his own makeshift base (if they no longer have bases anymore) and ramble on and on about how much he loves you.
His rambling is always of delusions and long-winded rants of how you make him feel.
He's exhausting to deal with and listen to.
In his eyes, despite your purple armor, you're meant to be Red team.
Sarge has fallen completely in love with you.
While you once considered him an ally and maybe a friend... you ultimately just wished to do your job.
Now look where that got you...
Trapped in the arms of a rambling maniac hell bent on violence to secure your affections.
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oc ramble:
Noir is so funny to me bcs she's like genuinely a terrible person who's done terrible things, but is also surprisingly well adjusted in many other ways. So much so that she's basically "reformed" two other ocs into being better people, people who are at least now more comfortable with life and themselves, simply by virtue of having the capacity to show love and care comfortably and openly. Her dichotomy is just funny like, goes from being feral at the chance of ripping someone's throat out and getting bloody, and the next second being like, omg I can't believe how little care you have for yourself, let me bathe and feed you!!
I guess its bcs she grew up with a loving family(a rare thing among my ocs) and she's fucked up just because she's fucked up, not because her environment, y'know? So like, yes, she commits unspeakable acts of violence. But she's also so caring and so genuinely loving in a way that comforts people. Rüß is only the way she is now because Noir kept pestering her all the time and broke down her walls and made her into the person she always should've been. And uhhhh her relationship w Eclipse is fucked, but also the way she shows love unabashedly and wholeheartedly leads to such trust between them, despite past grievances. I just think it's interesting. Such an open, loving person alongside others with such severe trust issues and emotional detachment. And someone who actually cares about taking care of herself. Maybe it's not a great thing to feel zero shame and regret about your actions. But would that not be an admirable thing to someone who feels shame about everything?
I think if you were only acquaintances(*not from work tho lmfao, very important to note), you'd probably find her to be very normal and admirable. Like, wow, now here's a women who has her shit together. And then people who truly know her are like uhhhhhhh. But then again, even people who know both sides to her find it hard to reconcile these parts of her that seem at odds. She's all wolf-like and feral and covered in blood, and then goes home and does her skin care routine and cooks herself a three course gourmet meal.
Her and Eclipse is just such an interesting dynamic in this way particularly. Person who probably rightfully should feel shame/regret about things she's done, but doesn't, and rather feels comfortable and at peace with herself vs. Person who feels undeserved incredible shame/regret about about everything since birth, who then goes to do terrible things as well bcs its all pointless, isn't it? Neither of them are correct or healthy people but again, someone who is comfortable with themselves would be incredibly admirable to a person who just can't do the same. And in that way, begins to feel more comfortable themselves bcs they know the other is never going to judge them and loves them wholeheartedly.
Lmfao I know this won't make any sense to anyone other than me but!! Wanted to ramble bcs im thinking very deeply about this recently.
#thing for me only djfkkglg#my one irl friend would get this 😔#well just posting it bcs this is my journal#and it's nice to put writing somewhere thats not just my notes app#catie.rambling.txt
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Hello there Anon! Thanks this is a fun one! I do ship it!
1.) What made you ship it?
A fic, I'm sure. Or maybe other people raving about it on Discord. Actually, it was probably people raving about Jegulus, me checking out a fic and being like "wait wow yeah I dig this." I just never thought about it before and then when I did I was "meh" about it but...Well. Here we are!
I'm pretty sure it was The Heart of a Lion that sold me.
2.) What are your favorite things about the ship?
THE ANGST AND DRAMA.
Between the "best friend's brother" issue on top of "Black family issues" and y'know...the war. I love it. I thrive on it.
Like first I gotta think of Sirius and Regulus' relationship, and how troubled it is. Sirius broke away from his family. So his own judgment and disdain for his own family. Regulus feeling betrayed and hurt, because his big brother abandoned him. And his own disdain since their values are now unaligned. And whatever bitterness he might have felt for Sirius being "the heir" and now "the rebel." And his own sense of family loyalty. It's just complicated and messy, y'know?
So I love the idea of Regulus being a bit jealous of the Marauders, since Sirius chose them. They're also in opposing houses, with that good ole Gryffindor-Slytherin rivalry. They were also Quidditch players, so an added layer of competition there. Then the fact that James went on to join the Order, and Regulus became a Death Eater. And Regulus being from a blood purist family, and James being a blood traitor.
So they're sort of starcrossed lovers. Probably starts off with at least mild rivalry, or even just annoyance/dislike. For James, Regulus isn't just Sirius' brother, he's Sirius' brother that Sirius doesn't like, or at least has a complicated relationship with. Whatever issues there are with hooking up with your best friend's brother, this makes it even worse, doesn't it?
Then for Regulus, there's jealousy, both for James "stealing" Sirius, but also James' longtime obsession with Lily. Even if that obsession fades, or even dies, when James and Regulus hookup. And the inevitable downfall of their romance during the war.
Though I like to imagine a world where they both survive...Lily and James divorce, James and Regulus reunite, and a cute little coparenting situation with Harry. 🥰
3.) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
Like with Snarry, probably my specific preferences are unpopular. All the "wrongness" and drama of it all. Really leaning into all the angst and dysfunction. My preference for showcasing character flaws, and my love of unhealthy/toxic dynamics.
ship asks
answered: Dramione, Snarry, Jegulus
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Thats so funny because I only dont care for lesson 16 and the lessons around it because i felt the resolution was a bit rushed in terms of everyone just suddenly being lovey dovey with MC cuz theyre descended of lilith. I would love to hear your thoughts on this when you get the chance!
honestly i WISH i were apathetic about lesson 16... but as a person being apathetic about something is impossible (sadly... it would bring me so much more peace if i could just not care) and so i do have a lot of thoughts about lesson 16? like bestie you've just unlocked a long long rant that's gonna be hidden under the cut
because it is just sooo absurd to me that that was somehow the best idea that the writers came up with, and the execution ended being so rushed and poorly written that it managed to make so many people think that the brothers only love mc and/or only started being open with mc about how much they adore them because of the lilith reveal. it's very much not like that at all (i have arguments for every single one of them tbh) but the way lesson 16 was written + some of the handling of some of the brothers' relationship to mc before that definitely makes more than understandable to me that people would think so.
so like, firstly i think that yeah, the resolution is so rushed and weirdly written. i think at the end of lesson 16, belphie should not be so immediately buddy-buddy with mc and there should've been dialogue from ALL the brothers that they're glad that MC is fine and isn't actually dead. the mammon favoritism from the writers kills me here—levi and beel should've said something about being worried to death and i won't take any other opinion on it! they've been close to mc and have had pacts with them for much longer than asmo and satan!! i can't even agree that asmo and satan wouldn't have been concerned because they were definitely worried when mc was sent back in time (as shown in lesson 12), and that is just a few hours away from the events of lesson 16.
not to mention, just a few hours before (technically after, but never got the chance to happen in the new timeline) they were called family—there is just no way that none of them are greatly relieved that mc is fine (because those feelings are there even if they're never said), and it's not enough that they're showing it through coddling them during that stupid scene where diavolo drops that 'there must be so much they've wanted to do for lilith' line.
in fact that line is another major issue i have with lesson 16—why did the writers think it was a good idea have that said? it just adds more to the 'oh they only love mc bc they're related to lilith' thing, and in a game where y'know, the goal is to kiss and fuck these guys, it's very weird and off putting.
(inb4 someone brings up that mc wouldn't have any blood relation to lilith and the brothers + it's been millennia (probably; but parts of canon imply that it's been like, just 200 years ago) since then so it's fine. idk but my inclination to fuck someone who drop super low if i thought/knew they associate me with being related to their sister, and it's also a little weird if they're thinking of their sister when they're with me—which isn't the case at all because the brothers very much love you outside of your lilith relation, but the handling of lesson 16 really makes it seem like youre now someone to project their affections for their long dead sister on sdgjkg especially with belphie being the only one to openly say that he doesn't like you purely bc you're related to lilith and that weird scene where lucifer's reminded of holding hands with his sister while he's holding hands with you at a carnival? such a baffling thing to make him say, writers. whatever blush i'd have would immediately drain from my face.)
i also think it's a fault of the writers that there is very, very little clear romantic attraction from the brothers to mc before the revelation. as far as i know, only mammon's been anything transparent + there's hints from lucifer and satan in lesson 12; i personally wouldnt count the time everyone was stuck in an otome because theyre were obligated to do all that or else they wouldnt be leaving the game and it was clear that they're all just saying those words to literally get points. they all make fun of mammon for having a crush on mc which sends the message that none of them are interested. while there is a huge, huge timeskip of what's apparently 10 whole months between the end of lesson 18 and the start of lesson 19, the fact that we don't get to see that development of feelings makes it feel even more like the revelation had something to do with the rest of the brothers catching feelings :/
then there's like, all the other issues i have with lesson 16 which have honestly become inspiration for dola's vitriol towards diavolo. it makes it so that all the of the heartwarming moments that mc experiences with the brothers never happened. all those little one-on-ones with the brothers when mc come back to the HoL with beel after belphie's arrested? never happened. all of them working together to get lucifer out so they can actually talk? never happened. and neither did that talk where lucifer himself tells everyone what really happened to lilith or why he's so loyal to diavolo, or the moment where mc is called family? erased. lucifer proving to diavolo and all his brothers that he cares more about his family than his eternal obedience to the prince? absolutely did not happened and is replaced by diavolo rubbing it in lucifer's face that he shouldn't have ever doubted him in the first place or some shit during lesson 16.
it's why i think mc should be so much more upset than they were during lesson 16. i get that the writers wont do that because ~blank slate~ (not saying cant bc lbr they lock you into choices and emotions you dont agree with ALL the time) but it leaves a sour and bitter taste in my mouth that after losing all of that, mc is just okay with everything. everything returns to almost normal, and we're actually in charge of making sure it goes completely back to normal! we have to help belphie bond with his brothers again!! great.
most frustrating somehow, all the things i come up with in trying to justify why that stupid lesson played out like it did feels like copium lmaooo especially since it feels like there's not really any payoff to diavolo ensuring that the only reality that exists is one where lucifer never openly opposed him in front of his brothers >.>;; it's such a weird lesson with such a weird conclusion, and an aftermath that i sped through because i could not get into the idea of my mc being so willing to help belphie bond with his brothers again so fast. i think with all the magical bullshit that they can make the brothers and diavolo pull bc OM has no rules to their magic, they couldve easily had mc come back from their mission to report that te door opened with their touch. then through some magical ritual of some sort, they go and investigate and find that lilith's spirit is just there and was the final sibling that enabled the door to open, and then diavolo channels enough magic through some obscure spell or device to get her to talk to them and belphie or whatever—literally there's so many ways that that lesson could've gone.
instead we have like... whatever the fuck that lesson is and i hate it lol
#chat & colloquy#glorified-monster#also it just feels like that entire thing was written for shock value bc the climax has to have that#oh! you have to travel in time! oh you were killed! oh youre actually a distant descendant of their sister!#like i know good otome writing isnt the norm but...#yeah idk#sorry i just hate the lesson so much and having to think about it while writing for dola's canon made these feelings very fresh#imagine these with like... the fake-real rage of rage quit michael ranting or something#obey me#<-am i really? sure why not
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