#also less important but if u live in a world where crowley Isn't Skinny i want access to your rocket ship

[mommyashtoreth]

The thing abt, like, "well um actually Aziraphale isn't even fat :/" discourse? Does this warrant being called Discourse? Whatever the thing about it is that I can do whatever I want. Like, I thought "fandom culture" understood that, that not everything needs to be an exact 1:1 with The Source and that people have headcanons or whatever. So why can people accept headcanons where Az and Crowley have tattoos or tongue piercings or dicks (!!!! In the text they do NOT have dicks) but completely shut down whenever someone makes the choice to describe or depict Aziraphale as fat, including fatter than he is in the source material, which is a neutral descriptor of a neutral body type that fucking deserves to be highlighted in romantic and erotic fiction for once, let's be so for real. You're in MY house and in my house Miss Azoopha is built like the Venus of Walendorf and you can fucking cry about it. You do not need to protect celebrity actor men from "being called fat" because fat or chubby is not a bad thing to be