#also klaudia: goes apeshit for sett

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Sett's NSFW Alphabet?

Sett’s NSFW Alphabet!! oh boy~

A/N: First of all, fuck you because you knew I’d be eager to write it fully klaqbwgj3wegbwekhgb (not really ily) 

Second of all, thank you for requesting that completly knowing that I’d go apeshit for that. So, here goes nothing…~

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Affectionate. He caresses your bare back with his hand gently, looking down at you with slight smile. Truth be told, he’s too lazy and comfortable to move anywhere now, and he wouldn’t let you either. He just wants to stay that way. Maybe sticky from sweat and maybe cum but he wouldn’t give two shits. He wants to be warm and close to you and he will be.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

His own - Muscles. That’s the source of his power and result of his hard work! 

His partners - Chest. He loves to just put his face close to his partner’s chest and hear their heartbeat. Calm or quickened because of acts, no matter in what situation he just loves to do that! 

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Anything…so. He loves to cum on your face. It’s like claiming that you’re his even though you and he’s the only ones to see. 

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

He jerked off while watching you having a shower. You didn’t knew, he used the moment. He would say he feels bad for it…but he doesn’t feel bad. 

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

Hell yeah he does know. He had slept with many women before (in male cases he can be kind off unexperienced…but still, he’d like to get experienced with his partner ;) ) but when he became official with you, he used all his experience on you. 

F= Favorite position

“Upstanding Citizen”, he loves to have you around his body, lifting you up, when you have your legs wrapped around his hips. He doesn’t have to support you by having your back against the wall, he’d only do that when things get rough. 

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

He’s mostly serious, but when he wants he can crack up joke or two! He never were serious with anyone earlier, so making jokes only with you is special for him. 

H= Hair (grooming habits)

He complains about being too hairy, but his vital parts are well-cared for. He doesn’t let his hair grow too long or curly near his penis. He’s no perfectionist, he just wants to keep things clean and nice while being with you. 

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

He’s more on rough/dirty side, but can slow pace down and focus on the moment, sweet words and such. 

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

He does pretty often. Only when you can’t be with him out of reasons. When he knows he can be with you he just wouldn’t masturbate, he would go ahead and have sex with you. 

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Bondage - he likes to have you tied up, unable to move, under his will of whatever will happen to you next. 

He has voice kink - he’s really sensitive to sounds, so you moaning his name or in general drives him crazy. Whine, be pathetic and plead him, moan, scream, more the merier, he’d love that. 

Orgasm control - he’s awful and strict to it, but he enjoys faces you make when you’re close, when you’re denied to cum, and when you finnaly cum. 

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Place doesn’t matter to him. He’d watch more for your comfort, but  when he’s too needy he would “force you” to have a round in the bathroom or in his office. 

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

Your sounds make him go pretty quickly. Moans, humms, it gets more intense when it’s close to his ear. Moan to it and he’s shivering over you with pleasure. You can also gently caress him behind his ear. 

You don’t have to ask him twice when you need him, really, but to get him go easly without asking…

Make him jellaous. On purpose or not. He’d go craycray if he would catch anyone else hitting on you. Or you hitting on someone else with obvious reason - to make him jellaous. 

If it was by accident, by someone else’s wish, he’d be rough with you but he wouldn’t treat that as a punishment, just a “friendly reminder” that you’re all his. 

If it was by your initiative, he’d be even worse. He’d slap your butt a lot, pull your hair, punish you, forcing you to call him “boss” and plead for mercy. 

No matter what happens out of jellaousy, you’re full of hickeys and bitemarks. You’re welcome. 

It’s easy to turn him on with wearing his clothes. No matter how tall you are, he’d be taller for sure, so his clothes would cutely hang on you. He finds it hot and adorable. 

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

No Daddy kink for ya. Sorry poor babies, he just wouldn’t like it and will ask you to stop with groan if you’d try to call him ‘Daddy’. Boss is more like it, but Daddy is a big fucking no. 

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

He can make you cum multiple times with his mouth ONLY. He’s skilled as f u c k. 

Recieving is okay-ish for him, but he’d enjoy more of handy-work or getting to it right away. He loves to be inside you and feel warmness of you much more,

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

Fast, very fast, lasts long. Sometimes you have to ask him to just stop for today. Depends on his whim if he’d let you rest or not. 

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

Quickies are one of things which makes him excited, espeically in public places. He wouldn’t give two shits about being caught, but your reactions and just the risk is a big hell yeah. 

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

Yeah, just no daddies in his surroundings. You get him?

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

As earlier mentioned, he can go all night long, noone can count. You have to be patient AND constant with him. (I hope I used this word well lmao)

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

He’d use toys on his lover, but don’t get anything near his body. 

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

He’s such a tease sometimes you’d love to slap him for denying your orgasm for the fifth time in a row. 

Tease him back and it’ll be a tease competition he’d most likely win. He never loses, after all. 

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Talks a lot, but when he’s close he only grunts. You won’t hear him moan out loud though. 

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

He once was so harsh on you you had some bruises on your shoulders and back. He thought that looked hot as hell. He wouldn’t hurt you on purpose, but the sight, knowing you enjoyed everything he was making to you and having rewards like that just satisfied him. 

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

Heeee’s huuuuuuuugeeeeeee. Thick, long, he’s surprised you can take that fully. He’s that kind of lover who will satisfy you that much that later on it’ll be hard to replace him. 

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

He’s needy. You sometimes can have a few days of sex in a row. You have one session, you spend your days like normally, and when the night comes you’re back at it! 

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

He sleeps after so peacefully you always melt when you see his finnaly calm expression. He’s so relaxed and he’s not frowning like he does in work. Sight is magnificent.