#also just the fact that they are always mushy and soft on each other 🥺🥺🥺

[lesbianelsas]

I used to wonder whether I’d ever make it back, and now I know that, one way or another, I’m going home one day. Thank you.

Xena: Warrior Princess - 1x21 "The Greater Good"

[unriding]

EVIE!!!

Your theme is as lovely as always— it actually gets better each time. I dunno how you managed to make it pretty AND systemized. Absolute respect to you, sweetie. My brain just approves of how you lay it out 100% of the time!

Have a good day <3

cyyyyy you are so sweet — as always /pos ): i have a bit of a longer message for you because it’s been a while since i last sent you one! i hope you don’t mindddd :>

but your first ask !! you are so sweet ): thank you for always reassuring me that my themes make sense and aren’t confusing wjendjxkx i try very hard to make them concise and organized > /// < and also, i know you have been so busy so the fact that you dropped by to make my day a little brighter regardless makes my heart so insanely soft oh i love you 🥺

and this second ask !!! YOU ARE SO SWEET SOB I DO worry very frequently that i am not making others feel appreciated the way i appreciate them in my heart ?! if that makes sense .. i would like to convey how much i love the people here but worry that i am not doing a good job sometimes wiwndnxkkx both your asks make me sooo insanely mushy inside /pos i love youuu 🥺

THANK YOU !!! but more about you .. you are such a kindhearted friend and i never know where to begin thanking you wiwndnxkx because .. you remember all these tiny things about your friends, and you send them all such kind messages and gifts and such while having such a busy schedule and 🥺🥺 cyyyy must you be so cute !!! so sweet !!! are you taking care of yourself too ?! i hope you receive the same kind treatment that you so openly give others !! if not, i will physically go to hoshina’s battle grounds and take down the kaiju myself so he can go home and pamper you & smooch you and all the above 🙂‍↕️ you are sooo precious and i love you soooo dearly !! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF 🥺 I LOVE YOU CY !!!!

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

✨NSFW Alphabet✨

Kenny Omega

A/N: A lovely follower sent in a request for a NSFW alphabet with Damian (which I’m currently working on) and I thought it was such a cool idea since I’ve never really wrote one of these before. So I had the sudden will to make a Kenny one, so here it is! *Also, hi. Yes, I’m extremely nervous because not only this is my first Kenny fic ever but it’s also my first nsfw alphabet ever. So please, go easy on me 🥺😂*

@theworldofotps , @writtingrose , @hungmanhorsecarriage , @wrestlersownmyheart , @new-zealand-chic , @unusual-tomorrxw , @aerynscrichton , @sophiewolfheart-blog , @crowleysqueenofhell , @whenimakeitshine1234 , @thealliasylum , @alliwant456 , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch , @kelbrave

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Kenny is all sweet and mushy after sex. He loves a nice session of pillow talk, snuggles and slow, romantic make out before anything goes back to normal. He craves what comes after sex as much as he craves the act itself.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Kenny has a thing for his arms. He likes how strong and big he was able to build them over time but he also loves your reaction towards his arms (especially his biceps).

And his favorite body part of yours is definitely your ass (especially in cowgirl in reverse).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Obsessed with creampies. Nothing fulfills his animalistic side more than watching his seed slowly dripping out of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Kenny secretly loves jealousy fucking. Especially when you’re the jealous one. The things you say to him, the way you move and how you claim him as yours, drives him insane. And he may or may not purposely make you jealous from time to time just to have that all night long session of possessive fucking.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Definitely knows what he’s doing. He acquired a lot of experience from his younger self one night stands, and now he’s more than happy to use the earned skills and tricks on you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Laying down on the side, him behind you, one hand squeezing your hip while the other is stretched out underneath your neck - so your head can rest on his bicep - with your fingers intertwined together.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Kenny is very serious, no goofing around. He’s focus and dedicated to give you as much pleasure as he can, so all the goofiness stay for the after sex.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Smooth. Kenny has zero hair downstairs.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Kenny loves to have a more intimate contact - even when the sex is rough and dirty - with you. He never felt this need before with past relationships but you are different. He needs this connection to satisfy not only his bodily needs but his soul too. So one thing he’ll always do is hand holding or intertwining fingers at some point during sex.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He loves masturbating. He can’t compare real sex to masturbation - since they’re completely different sexual experiences - but he loves it and loves even more to know that you love to do it too. In fact one of the things he loves the most is when you watch each other masturbate. Not only because this way you’re able to learn each other’s secret pleasure spots but also because he thinks is hot as fuck.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Lingerie, breath play, marking (biting), gagging and impact play.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anytime, anywhere. Whenever you’re in the mood, you’ll find a way to do it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Eye contact and sounds. Semi closed eyes paired up with soft moans can make that man go all night long.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Foot fetish is a big no to him. Other than that basically anything that would make either of you uncomfortable, he would never do that as well.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Kenny loves both unconditionally. He loves when you suck him off but also loves to go down on you. His skills are beyond this world and you were sure that man could convince you to help him bury a body as long as his head was in between your thighs.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s a mix of both. He loves alternating the pacing from crazy, rough fucking to slow, deep love making just so he can then come back to the insanely rough pace again.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Kenny loves quickies, especially the airport ones. The ones where you spent months without seeing each other, and have all this built up longing and need in you. So a quickie in the airport bathroom is the best way to go - since he knows both of you are to pent up to last long, a quick fuck is needed to get rid of the adrenaline and then move to an all night thing once you’re home.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

He loves to try out new things in your relationship. From kinks to toys and fantasies, you name it and he’ll probably agree to everything.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Usually, Kenny can go two long rounds before he gets tired. But if he has some pent up adrenaline or if it’s a jealousy/post fight fucking, he can easily go four, five rounds - or even more - without needing a break.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Kenny loves toys and has a collection of them. In his opinion, every toy is made to be used alone or together, so there isn’t a “solo toys” and “couple toys” drawer, everything is kept together. He loves to use your vibrator on you as much as he loves when you fuck him with his fleshlight.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Kenny is a tease with his words but not much with his actions. When it comes to you he has no self control, so he can’t physically tease you for long before he make himself break and fuck you right there and then. But his words, on the other hand, are dangerous. And he can tease you with texts, calls and dirty talk - especially while you’re at his parents barbecue - for literally hours/days.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Kenny is mild. He’s not dead silent but he’s also not the screaming type. He grunts and moans - since he knows how much you love to hear him - at an ok volume. At least you like to think so since you never received a complaint from your neighbors…yet.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You were convinced you had no nails left on your fingers as you waited for Kenny at the arrivals area. The anxiety was taking the best out of you - reason why it took you a while to notice him running towards you. You squealed in excitement and ran to meet Kenny half way, throwing yourself in his arms once he was close enough. His head instantly buried on the crook of your neck and he took a deep breath in, using your scent to calm his body down.

He pulled back and you cupped his stubbled cheeks with your hands before kissing his lips.

Resting his forehead against yours to regain his breath, Kenny whispered “Let’s go”.

He got in first, to make sure there was no one there. He texted you and you came in, being pulled inside the fourth stall the minute the bathroom door closed.

He pulled your leggings down your legs at the same time you dipped your hand inside his joggers. Kenny roughly turned you around and coated his cock with the wetness dripping down your legs “Stick your ass out for me, baby” His voice was hoarse with desire and once you did as he said, he bent over and gave a harsh bite on each supple cheek before stepping back and sliding his tip in your warm core.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Bigger than the average: Kenny is longer and thicker than most guys.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High, incredibly high! Kenny is a man who loves sex and has no shame of it. So whenever he’s home or you travel to visit him, get ready to have some at least three times a day.

[rose-wine-selfships]

Hello! Minerva Mink and SpongeBob for the f/o questions 🥺💖 10, 12, and 14! Am curious to hear more about them! 💖🥺🥰

(alphasmoonlitjinko 🐺✨)

Aww, thank you love! I appreciate you sending this ask to me @alphasmoonlitjinko! I'm really gonna relish in the mushy gushy feelings of both my favorite cartoon blondes! 🥰🥰🥰

10. What's their contact name and assigned picture? What do they have for you?

Spongebob: For Spongebob, my assigned name for him at first when we met as friends was "Sponge-Pup" because he always had sort of a sea puppy-boy like attitude that was infectious to be around! He always made me smile and laugh whenever we interacted with each other. Whether it was at the Krusty Krab where we both worked, at Sandy's place, or even when we visited each others places here and there! My assigned picture for him at the time was when he did bubble blowing with me and showed me his technique to do it. 😊

When we got closer to each other, I had an assigned crush name for him which was "Mi Esponjito", or "My little sponge" in Spanish. At that time I was so embarrassed of my crush on him because every single citizen in Bikini Bottom teased me mercilessly for it, or even ridiculed me to an extent because of it. However, I eventually got over my insecurities and decided it didn't matter because he cared for me, and I did for him too. So I thought to myself,"Screw the haters, I'm going to crush on him and hope to god he doesn't find out my contact name on my shell-phone for him"! (Ps. Spongebob did find out about it, but he decided not to tell me until the feelings were mutual on both sides.)

Also, my assigned picture for him was when we went jelly fishing together, and he captured the extremely rare gold spotted jellyfish for me in his net. He had the happiest expression with the sparkliest blue eyes and most blush induced smile on his face. I of course, drew a bunch of hearts around him on my shell-phone to make him look extra cuter! >/////< 💕 💞

When we finally got together, my assigned name for him on my shell-phone is,"Mi Amor". A classic, but sweet pet name that he loves to this day. He doesn't understand a single lick of Spanish, but he cannot deny that he gets extra giggly and lovesick when I call him that! In fact, he just gets lovesick in general whenever I say anything to him in Spanish lol. His current contact photo right now is him holding his gift he made for me, which is a large golden heart with little spots on it with the biggest, most bashful smile on his face.

When he first met me, his assigned name for me was simply,"Chrissy", but with a cute smile emoji at the end of my name. His assigned photo of me at the time was me smiling and waving at him when we first met. Once he got closer to me, he reassigned my name to "Bubbles" with a heart emoji at the end because he equated me to being one of his most favorite things ever, which is blowing bubbles. He didn't quite know it yet, but he did have a reciprocating crush on me and was high-key obsessed with me to the point where he followed me around like he did with Squidward in certain episodes.

His assigned picture for me at the time was me eating a peanut butter and kelp sandwich awkwardly, but he added heart emojis all over the picture. Sometimes, even when I was there, I swore I saw Spongebob smooching the picture of me on his shell-phone. Usually I asked what it was he was looking so sweetly at, and he'd quickly deny it and become all flustered for a while.

Once he got together with me, his assigned contact name for me was " My Luvey Wuvey" with a ridiculous amount of heart emojis surrounding it. He prefers to go with the classic or adorable sounding nicknames for me such as "Darling" or "Sweetie" too. His current assigned picture of me is where I'm curled up in a ball sleeping on his couch with a soft pink filter. I cannot count the amount of times he gets overly lovelorn and the entirety of his screen is smothered in Coral Blue #2 semi-gloss lipstick because he smooched my screen picture like crazy! Hahaha! He usually does that whenever he misses me as I'm going on a land trip to Texas with my long time best friend Sandy. 😆💕💞💝

Minerva: When I first met Minerva, I just put an assigned contact of her name and that was it. Minerva at the time wasn't fond of me because apparently I was "stealing her spotlight" even though I was perfectly minding my own business. My assigned contact photo of her was of her trying to do an Instagram model pose, and she failed miserably in the funniest way. I obviously took the photo so I could poke fun at her here and there, and to make her more humble because she gets way too full of herself sometimes. Minerva's kind of an egomaniac here and there! Lol. 😂

When we got together, her official assigned contact name is, "My Sweet Puff" because she's a literal ball of puffy white sweetness towards me, and she's so soft and cuddly. Her assigned picture is one where she's in a glamour shot photo while batting her long eyelashes at me in a very flirtatious way. Obviously it gets me a little shy and flustered every time I see that photo, and it reminds me of my love for her and how she loves me that much. >///3///<💖💗💕💞💘

When Minerva first met me, her contact name for me was "Dirt Face" because apparently I enjoyed digging up flowerbeds a little too much (it's the Labrador in me!). She often took pictures of me when I wasn't looking while I dug up flowerbeds for stress relief. Despite Minerva trying to dig literal dirt on me (blackmail/embarrassing pictures), she couldn't deny that she was attracted to me in a way, and would often make a dreamy sigh looking at my contact picture.

Once Minerva finally was dating me, her contact name for me quickly turned into "Honey Pie" with lots of sparkly pink hearts around it. Minerva gets extra flustered if I tease her about it though, and it makes this moment extra cuter and funnier! Her assigned contact picture of me is one where we went out for a bowling date, and she's looking at me with lovestruck eyes while I'm dressed in my best denim jean jacket and ripped black jeans. Honestly, it's one of our best couple pics ever, and I wouldn't want it any other way! 😊

12. Describe their hugs/cuddles.

Spongebob's hugs are the very best in the entirety of Bikini Bottom. You can't ever feel down when Spongebob is hugging you, and this is no exception when he's with me. His hugs literally feel like the entire warmth of the sun enveloping you with peaceful and gentle rays. It's even better when he's cuddling me.

When he cuddles me, his soft sponge body is so soft yet breathable because of the holes in his body. So it's usually comfortable to cuddle him even in the most humid summer times. Spongebob has a tendency to hug and cling to me extra tightly, and he gets quite kissy too! Even when I literally have to go get a snack or go to the bathroom! I don't mind though, cuz he's so sweet to me. 😆

Minerva's hugs are much more passionate, touchy, and sensual though. She is definitely the type to entangle her body in between mine and run her finger in circles on my chest. She even nuzzles her head in between the crook of my neck so she could kiss that sensitive area a lot and get me all riled up. Minerva can't help it honestly. She just thinks I'm the prettiest creature she's ever seen and wants to especially make it known!

If I ever get insecure about myself, Minerva will do everything she can to smother me in lipstick kisses and worshipping my body. So me thinking the exact opposite is a HUGE NO NO in her book. And to be honest? I adore every single second of it. 🥰🥰🥰

14. Can the two of you act like functioning humans inside a grocery store together or are you both too good at getting off track and making the other laugh?

Me and Spongebob can't go for five minutes without at least doing some silly and nonsensical things in the grocery aisles of the store. Sometimes he gets easily distracted, and he likes to playfully include me in fun stuff even though I tell him no sometimes. For example, if Spongebob sees a stack of cans, he has to arrange them in the shape of a krabby patty. Then he tells me to join, and I usually do after laughing at the silliness. Usually the store clerks get really tired of our antics, and sometimes they kick us out because we get so loud and obnoxious at the grocery lines! 😆

Me and Minerva are a different story though. We can pretty much function like normal adults picking up whatever milk, eggs, bread or other groceries we need at the time. However, we're often a super pretty lady couple together, and that means we get unwanted people either checking us out or even hitting on us. Usually if someone gets to be too much or even hits on Minerva in front of me, I start growling and showing my large canines, and most people get the hint and run like hell. Other than that, we can get playful sometimes by telling each other dirty jokes in the aisles depending on how the food is shaped. Lol. We love each other so much! 🥰 💕

[rendezvous-ramblings]

December 7, 2021

B and I were Facetiming each other when he was doing the closing shift last night. This was the second time I was on camera eating green grapes and he loves them. He noticed them right away and he’s like “You look like you’re enjoying those grapes. They’re massive they look like they’re on steroids!” He asked if they were crispy (he’s a picky eater and hates mushy/soft foods). B then made this really cute comment and went “When we’re together during vacation we’re going to get grapes and I’m going to feed them to you in bed.” 🥺

I had teased B that I wanted him to put a fancy label on his head that says “Beautiful’s boyfriend” and I justified it by saying “If the anniversary is on Christmas you can never say you’re bad with dates.” He was chuckling and acting a bit sheepish about it and was like “I forgot. What was it you wanted for Christmas again?” I told him he doesn’t need to feel obligated to prepare something or have certain things together before asking me. He got all serious and was like “Of course I do. I need to find a new place. What business do I have in having a girlfriend if she can’t even come over!” He was at a loss in what to get me and I said “Well, you can just copy my gift and we both can wear something from each other. You have stars as my contact photo. Maybe you can get me something celestial. It can be a star necklace or something. I’ll never take it off.” I grilled him asking why my contact photo was stars. He said “I taco the stars that’s why. I can never get tired of looking at them.” 🥰😍

 B and I have this inside joke when I first hinted that I was falling in love with him I mentioned how “I really think I’m at place where I can eventually say that 4 letter word to you.” We were in bed and he rolled over to my side to get a bit on top of me and he chuckled “You mean taco right?” Ever since then I’ve had a taco emoji next to his name and sometimes I call him “taco.” It was random and silly since we were talking about food preferences beforehand. I told him I had never tried a proper Puerto Rican dish and he got so offended (pretend) when I said I’ve only had tacos. He’s half Puerto Rican but he looks more Caucasian. The Scottish genes are strong. 

We got interrupted when somebody knocked on the door. He flipped his phone down to make sure they didn’t see me. I heard the person ask if he was working on Saturday because there will be empanadas. The call hung up but he called me back right away. I asked him who that was since I couldn’t make out the voice. He looked sheepish again and was like “Oh, that was M.” She’s one of the girls who had a crush on him and tried asking him out before I had the guts to do it. I casually played it off and was like “Oh she’s making empanadas?” And he’s like “No, this other girl is making some.” I do get a bit self conscious and jealous at the fact that M gets to see B more often. She works more days than I do because she’s not in school, she’s 27 (closer in age with B), and she just looks more like his type with her tattoos and piercings. We’re both also happen to be Asian. It’s funny that B always rushes over to me after M interacts with him as if to reassure me that he’s not interested at all in her. One time he tried being smooth and was like “I found an opportunity to talk to you so I came over.” He looked like a deer in the headlights after M cornered him in my department and I walked over and saw the two of them. 😂

I love our calls. We sometimes just look at each other  in comfortable silence and B always breaks it by asking “What’s up” since he claims my mind is always thinking about something. Or he will wink and blow kisses at me. At one point, he took out his stash of candy and his Southern accent came out so hard when he said “I love me some Reese’s peanut butter cups. Mmmmmmmm.” I love him so much. He’s the most adorable and sweetest man 🥺💗💕