#also jimin is bald this is the worst timeline

[cinnaminsvga]

I really like how you’ve not been active at all. But people including me have been here for years and are like “Oh!!! Hi!! Missed you!! *insert random update on life* so what about you?”

It’s just a vibe honestly “we haven’t talked or seen each other in years but let’s act like we’re back in the time frame we all were active like nothings changed”

"i really like how you've not been active at all" is such a funny opener HASKDJKASJD you got me in the first half ngl 💀

i like hearing peoples updates on life,, kinda helps me detach from my own life and remember "oh shit!! people out here living their lives and im not alone but also wow i truly am i drop in the ocean AGHHHGHG" ALSO yeah i always act like time hasnt passed bc uhhhh i dont think ive mentally developed at all LMAOO /hj im still kind of a shithead with the same-ish sense of humor

ANYWAY in other news did you guys know that i broke my shower at 1 am last night? like somehow the shower nozzle just exploded and it would not turn off so i had to do the guilty walk of shame to my landlord's house to ask him to help me ;w; its further embarrassing bc i took the shower with the intention of having a stressful wank (tmi sorry) because im moving in a few days so like i NEEDED the 2 seconds of serotonin. its extra embarrassing to have 1) not been able to slap my beans, 2) break my shower just two days before moving, 3) and had to knock on my landlords door like a caveman bc his phone was on do not disturb

uhhhh YEAH time to blink and stare at a wall