#also its not like I ever stopped loving merlin but hooo boi the obsession has never been this bad

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Me? Planning Merlin merch in the year 2023? It's more likely than you think

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IN THE HOME STRETCH HALF BLOOD PRINCE YES

- Ah yes, the death eaters, being death eaters - “who’s harry potter” “bit of a tosser really” get it harry - cockblocked by dumbledore further proof the man is a slytherin - “do as i say” ugh - Merlin’s Beard is such a weird exclamation but still better than Merlin’s Saggy Y-Fronts or whatever Ron says in the books - Slughorn is an example of a slytherin that is Not A Bad Guy™ but he’s still not great so - Tallying mentions of regulus in the movie series: 1 - okay seriously dumbledore is doing some hardcore manipulating #slytherin - nothing is ever explained to harry maybe this is why he’s so dumb - No lecturing for the Dursleys but whatever trauma isn’t real - oh look more slaughtering of ginny’s character what a time to be alive - “it’s dumbledore what could be safer” hooo boy just you wait - let my children be children #ProtectMyKids1996 - Wormtail got YEETED (again, i don’t know if i’m using this right) - Is that an umbridge toy? amazing - why would they sell love potions - um dean belongs with seamus and ginny is getting in the way of that i Do Not™ appreciate it - Omg I forgot they made Lavender Brown white after five movies of her being black - how the fuck did they get on the roof - and so begins harry’s obsession with draco - where’re crabbe and goyle??? - listen, how is draco able to jinx harry while he’s wearing the cloak i thought that was supposed to be impossible - what is this tonks erasure - AGAIN PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO CAST SPELLS ON HIM WHILE HE’S WEARING THE CLOAK - Horace Slughorn is such a Dramatic Hoe™ i love it - back at it again with that wandless magic - ah yes quidditch how i’ve missed you - Hermione you sly dog - they finally made an attempt at making hermione’s hair frizzy too little too late - we went from 0 to 60 with the amount of screen time ginny’s getting - Harry you gonna freeze - Ron is so confused my son - Poor Ron - Your blind faith in dumbledore is endearing but also so stupid harry - “it was malfoy” goddamn harry shut the fuck up - “she’s got nice skin” wow can you sound more like a serial killer harry - “hermione’s got nice skin” can we please stop this conversation - CAN YOU SIT PLEASE HARRY - Pls stop Cormac - Placebo effect in action with that felix felicis!!! - god i’ve missed the quidditch - i’ve come to the conclusion all wizards are Dramatic Hoes™ and i’m like 100% sure i’m right - Poor Hermione - this romance is out of NOWHERE (not ron/hermione harry/ginny and i’m talking about specifically in the movies don’t @ me) - WHERE IS THE DYED EYEBROW SCENE - Cormac vomiting on Snape’s shoes is amazing and I love it - “i don’t need protection” lmao draco shut the fuck up - This is the only movie where they’re allowed to be teenagers and I kind of love it - speaking of romances out of nowhere where the fuck did remus/tonks come from - Arthur Weasley back at it again being the World’s Greatest Dad - that stupid fucking shoelace scene makes no goddamn sense - Damn harry you gotta ease into that shit you can’t just bring up Tom ‘Voldemort’ Riddle like that - also, where’s all the background on voldemort’s mom????? - CPR THAT SHIT - All the professors looking on at this Lavender/Hermione spat are like “oh god why” - Good fucking riddance Lavender miss me with that won-won shit - tbh i’m with draco on this one he was fucking sobbing when harry confronted him - ugh i hate this kiss scene - “that can stay hidden up here too, if you like” no harry do not like - Harry gettin high - Poor Hagrid I feel like I haven’t seen him at all this movie I miss him - Harry is so high it’s great i love it - Hagrid and Slughorn getting drunk is everything to me - omg this lily fish story is so sad please stop toying with my emotions like this - get rekt slughorn - ah he’s so naive i can’t hate him - voldemort’s mom gets one (1) mention and that is NOT ENOUGH - OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT - “you still look the same to me sir” LMAO - “being me has its privileges” yeah i fuckin bet - damn dumbledore toot your own horn why don’t you - Reason #15? 16? why Harry isn’t in ravenclaw JUST FUCKING POUR A JET OF WATER INTO HIS MOUTH DUMBASS - Harry Potter and the Two Towers - that’s a LOT of dead bodies - my son Draco has too much on his shoulders for a 16-year-old - Bellatrix’s wand is bent too what is this nonsense - where’s the cloak when you need it - Death Eater Edge Lord Draco Malfoy - Strike that he’s my baby and I want to protect him at all costs - Listen, I know it’s sad and everything, but that was quite the majestic fall on dumbledore’s part - I’m fucked up I don’t know if Fang is okay or not - DUN DUN DUN! - Harry has lost so much. Like, 75% I would say - THEY TURNED ON THE LIGHT WOW OKAY I’M CRYING THANKS - #LetMyChildrenBeChildren1996 - Don’t diss Minerva McGonagall like that harry i will END you - “but sometimes you can be really thick” this is why you’re my favorite hermione - god what a sad ending i’d forgotten

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