#also it's so rainy i almost slipped and busted my ass on the tile as i was walking into the building

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passed by the dorm hall lobby tv on its main menu screen or whatever and there was an ad for Fortnite x Eminem and i hate that (1) i recognized cartoony early-00s eminem from across the floor before i even read the text and (2) i could picture the Without Me music video clear as day in my mind's eye when i saw the alias "Rap Boy" in the promotional blurb and (3) i blurted out "RAP BOY?" way above speaking volume when i saw it and (4) that made everyone on the couches in front of the tv turn and look at me like ???