#also it was in the tags and my oomfies know what i mean

[adimouze]

idk why some of you on this app are trying to push that daniel's quiet quitting, his biggest opps are his own fans istg

it kinda seems like Daniel’s quiet quitting VCARB because i think he has a seat in redbull

mainly because he doesn’t seem to be kowtowing to his old sayings of “oh pls i hope i perform i want to make the daddies happy” now he’s more “im daniel fucking ricciardo, but im constrained by the car so cant do more than what it can give me” he’s back to posting shit on instagram himself after bayer spending half a year telling people he’s locked in and has deleted instagram to “avoid distractions” like he’s a teenager with GCSEs coming up, all around his confidence seems to be higher and well, sue me for thinking daniel can do much better than have to justify his position in a lower midfield car that he’s been dragging around to places it shouldn’t be since miami?

And anyway it’s all conjecture anyway how much would it matter to daniel if i go around saying he’s quiet quitting when he’s not? I go around saying him and Max are married and im pretty sure they’re not yet

idk nonny, idk how that makes me his biggest opps. I’m high on delulu like the most of the dirlies. I’m just not on twitter making threads that backfire on most of ricnation and I would love to see him in the VCARB if it means he has a seat but it just doesn’t seem like that Daniel himself wants that so…

[theondnonly]

"You make my world so much greater by being here"

I see so many oomf done this and wanna try

Hallo! here I will mostly showcase my art, wips or just talking! And share my interests teehee which is pressure, mouthwashing, phighting, dungeon of Meshi, etc

Hallo! Mainly will use this blog to check around and stuff feel free to send me ask or request or just a little hi! I don't check my inbox much but I will try my best to respond to you! :']

also have other social media such (@_.Raspberry.Muffin._ Instagram for now) check them out if you can! ^_^

BYI (before you interacted)

This blog is for everybody! I want to keep things wholesome and lighthearted to welcome everyone :D

Sometimes I can use strong language ( like cuss words) because I thought they're funni

I also post and reblog with whatever peaked my interests, which also includes horror theme. for now it's pressure, mouthwashing, phighting, ocs art, dungeon of Meshi, little nightmare, etc...

DMS are only for mutual, it would be very joyous if you ask first before send me a dms- I need to prefer myself mentally whenever I talk with new people :']

This isn't really where I share my other story tbh but if I ever make a separate blog for it or ever talk more than pressure oc, just know they can contain a lot of disturbed topic (such as murder and more)

DNI (do not interact)

ofc when I said this is a safe place for everyone I don't mean those bigots (you know who you are) proshipper, problematic artist/person, drama obsessive, etc

I will personally block you if I see you anywhere near my yard /ref /ses

Some tags I will be using a lot! (This is a semi reminder for myself too LOL)

#Muffin's baking ♡ finished art piece teehee

#Muffin's Pastry ♡ doodle/wips (both for art and animation!)

# Muffin rambles ♡ just me talking/respond to stuff on ask

#mutual...bestie...oomfie!!! :3 ♡ mutual tags!!!

#ELLIE THE BASTIE!!!!! ♡ SISTER!!!!! <3

#ALEXANDER?3!3?? ♡ homosexual person....

# QNA #

Your name? - it's mainly Muffinz, but also can be Drew! but also anything tbh I really love having nickname!!!

How old are you? - I'm an adult, don't be weird around me eugh

we're gonna talk shit about you, but wanna make it right, what's your pronouns? - he/them! :D

can we be mutual? - yes!

do you do rps? - Rarely but yes!

are you interested in art trade and/or request? - yes! But I'm very slow with art have pity on me I have the messiest schedule ever rjfjksk

ok this's getting messy, probably will fix a bunch of these later uhhhhh- GOOD DAY/NIGHT TO YOU!!!! thank you for reading all of my messy typing Hsbdh <3

[kuromi-hoemie]

I saw your post about wanting to torture someone with tickles. Hope I'm not stepping over the line to say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii about it

you're not but i was talking about irl 🫡

also bc i don't really talk about it ig, the secret to whether I'm receptive/flirty/etc with you (generally, not you specifically, this is a turn and talk at the audience moment) is i will leave you little earnest love notes in the tags of your selfies when i reblog them.

don't post face? ❌ not interested

do but i never interact? ❌ not interested

like... a girl just likes to be open about what she's thinking and i love giving compliments just bc and do it all the time both on and offline, so there's def not any expectations w my tags, but they can also be taken as a tiny bow of courtship u can choose to act on or not 🙇🏾‍♀️

i know other ppl are very into anons or just hitting it off with anybody or whatever but i think that like. For Me, the ideal interaction is we both rb each other with some nice tags - showing and reciprocating in a very non-committal/no expectations kinda way, and after seeing that it's mutual then sure go for it 👍🏾

i love sharing audio sometimes and tbh might start moving nudes/lewds back to more private channels bc i forgot How Many People you have to block after posting them lmaoo.

🫵🏾 but i do appreciate tags being left for me and tbh sometimes i miss that accounts that usually post their body also Do share their face and they're very hot and i feel very silly for missing it ಠ⁠ᴥ⁠ಠ ♡⁠ hi oomfies sorry for being late to the party but it's good to be here.

anyways. i like this more subtle/non-committal kind of acknowledgement first, bc if i get asks or DMs i either have to ignore it or tell people I'm not attracted to them which is always really awkward 😶‍🌫️ especially for people I've never even talked to before, or people who take the tiniest bit of very simple acknowledgement and flood my DMs over everything.

which again, compliments are fine, but like.. a Talk To Me mindset bundled with it is imposing u guys 👉🏾👈🏾 just bc someone is cute doesn't mean they have to talk to u, just bc they say thank u to an unsolicited DM doesn't mean they want u to send a dozen more. without even getting a response to any of them too.... 🥸

I'm just kinda here to have fun and i like sharing myself and my thoughts to different degrees but none of it is rly an open invitation or a request. just keep it in the tags pls. tags r what usually pique my interest anyhow!! i like people who got something to say 🙇🏾‍♀️

i want to reemphasize this is a very general message and not at u specifically, there r other asks in my inbox and other persistent ppl who have been blocked over spamming my DMs, and this feels too nuanced and specific to add to my already long and kind of annoyed sounding (bc it is 💀) pinned. so yeah!!!!! i did get a lot of new followers recently so it's a good time for a periodic reminder

[mex-sickos]

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Longest Tag: 136 characters

#‘just invest in vit’ fuck you coward if you aren’t playing soc as a glass cannon you’re less then garbage and your opinion means nothing

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

21 notes - Posted November 21, 2022

#4

Shoutout to @sillynightmarearbiter for the idea for this

So you’ve picked (back possibly) up Azur Lane, I get it, pngs are cute, it’s a generous gacha and the gameplay is refreshing for the usual turnbased gachas, it’s a home run in every way shape and form- You’re in deep (or at least you wanna try and be) but there’s one small issue, everyone is telling you BiS (best in slot) gear that takes OpSi or Research to get, research takes months and you need BiS gear to farm OpSi in any way that doesn’t take decades so what gives? Must you slog and suffer in the mines? Oomfie im here to tell you that 90% of people in this game who give decent advice have also been playing this game forever, the low level scene is alien to them- but fear not! Your beloved oomfie Smugg will pass you the deets on how to gear up your pngs like a pro without having to spend a decade looking up cheap strats, gimme a couple paragraphs of your time and you’ll be c6ing and meta 15ing in no time at all

Let’s start with a bit of a preface, this will take grinding- a lot of grinding, 10s of thousands of oil of grinding, the road to heaven is paved with violence but- rejoice, unlike old AL you no longer have to do it yourself! If you’re doing something that you can leave your phone on and press a button every once in a while by all means do it! I grind during viddy gaems, while I’m cleaning, anytime I’m not actively using my phone (which isn’t all that often ngl but) I’m always on the grind- you don’t need to go crazy and stupid like me but you get the idea. Enough cock rating, time for a taste test

Chapter one- baldi’s basics

I’m sure you’ve noticed certain ships share certain slots, every ship has Auxiliaries (shortened to auxs), Most ships have Main guns (shortened to mg), most Vanguard (vg) have torpedos (torps), and a whoooole lot have Anti Air guns (AA), Carriers (and light carriers) have Dive Bomber (DB), Torp Bombers (TB) and Fighters (don’t shorten this one idk why), a few of these share a BiS (remember best in slot, this one will be said a lot) so we’re gonna go over shared first

Torpedos :) -

Torps are classified in two different ways, either you’re willing to manual (control your funny little kansen) or you’re not (auto)- I will tell you now, top level play of this game is auto mostly, with a bit of manual for the hardest stuff you can find, don’t get caught up on the silly stuff, both are challenging in their own right if you know what you’re doing- For auto torps you’re going to want mags (magnetic), and I’m sure you’ve all heard the name Quintmags

the crème de la crem, but tragically they’re locked behind gear lab, which takes OpSi, which takes good gear. I’m sure I know what you’re all thinking “oomfie if quintmags are the best don’t we just rarity down, the gold mags are easy to get” I like where your going with this but hold your horses, rainbow quintmags have much better tracking then their gold cousins, what you’re gonna want are gold quadmags

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31 notes - Posted March 23, 2022

#3

Lately I’ve been absolutely OBSESSED with this image of Essex as sundowner (Sexdowner)

36 notes - Posted August 10, 2022

#2

59 notes - Posted July 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Oomfie do you have the. The "cum about it" Formidable gif?

Here you go king use it wisely

79 notes - Posted December 16, 2022

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[jentlemahae]

HI OOMFIE BOOMFIE UR TAGS ARE SO SWEET AND I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU SAYYYYYY omg u absolutely dont have to get all technical with it. also ur post about not know anything about drawing i was liking it as like.. ‘ur lying’ and i was gonna respond but i forgot what i was doing 😭😭 but ur veryyyy talented (esp in gfx and gif making and that counts as art)

THANK UUUU 😭😭💗💗💗 tbh it has always bothered me that idk enough about art to give concrete feedback but if u know my heart is in the right place thats fine for me ^_^ <333 and nooo UR lying!! 🙄🙄(but thank youuu means a lot coming from someone with ur talent heheh ^^)

[mex-sickos]

This is a continuation of the Poor mans gearing post, each chapter will be done in its own post from on as to not force my non-AL followers to scroll past a 90 paragraph long post they’ve probably seen before, if other entries interest you make sure to follow/go through my povertoomfies tag, I’m very passionate about this game and want it to be as accessible to new players as possible (it’s already a slog to grind commander levels let’s make sure you can at least do it competently) sappy stuff out of the way let’s crack this egg open

Chapter 2: big trouble in little kansen

Lads I’m not gonna lie to you, dds have it rough- low hp, less then ideal armor and pitiful modifiers on their guns means you won’t see them on high level comps unless you need ASW (the stat tied to owning subs before they breach) BUT fear not, your beloved oomfie is the type of person who loves to rise to challenges- I’ve used triple dd comps to clear most every stage before the dd buff, and anyone whose seen my fleetposts knows they still go hard in 2-3/4 of my opsi comps at any given time; so what gives? Am I just a god gamer? I am but also you can make it easier on yourself by following a couple steps to make it easier!

Aux: dds are relatively simple, but there are two or three types of dds statwise that you need to gear certain ways to make sure you can keep them up and running throughout a sortie

Conventional dds- this is your pretty common run of the mill dd, they have low firepower, low health but massive torp stat to facilitate nuking (covered in the torp post), you’d think you want to stack as much torp as possible to get that bang for your buck but horse and holding oomfie aren’t you forgetting something? The boss on normal stages takes time to get to, and on hard content that have the boss from the get go they hit so hard your poor dds will look like the world of light trailer and my oomfie in Christ they aren’t Kirby- so what we want to do is bump two things waaaaay up; HP and EHP (these will be important for all VG so take notes NOW) hp is simple it’s the funny stat that decided when your boat sinks, ehp is a little more tricky tho! There’s no “ehp” stat because it’s a community term but the basics are that how long your ships live isn’t just decided by your beloved ships hp stat alone, armor type, evasion, any sort of healing skills all make your ships fight a little longer! Let’s use an extreme case in Yukikaze

2200 hp is about where a normal ssr would normally be, and light doesn’t do her a single favor, but she is considered by far the only thing the dd hull type has even remotely resembling a tank (even shimmy struggles to take a hit like her!) how can this be you ask? Her skills!

Her first skill is what’s known and called by the community a “zombie skill” anytime during a sortie she drops below 20% bump her back up to 30%, now I know what you’re thinking 220 hp doesn’t sound like much, but thanks to her second skill 1/4 of the time (roughly due to rng) she’ll be taking 1 damage! A shot that would take anyone else down is reduced to 1, keeping her alive longer then she “should”- ehp.

Needlessly long tangent explaining a relatively simple concept aside, there are a couple ways we can achieve this affect with auxs

Look at this bad boy- he is your friend, your right hand arm man, your silly rabbit- he will be on all but your tankiest of VG, not only does it bump hp up by five HUNDRED (500) more then a quarter of the average dds health, every 15 seconds it heals your ship by 1%, which doesn’t sound like much but in a longer sortie it adds up, and in bosses we’ll take any extra time we can squeeze (farmable at 3/4 and you can get them out of literally any t3/t4 tech box)

Another big problem dds are plagued with is fire damage, dds one main saving grace is their high eva, but with fire doing ~100 damage per tick that can’t be evaded dds get MELTED, but fear not oomfies, we have the technology

Enter the humble fire hydrant- stop your snickering in the back I can hear you, if you want to make it far in this game you gotta learn that stats mean nothing, it’s all about the skills, sure 200 hp sounds pathetic but chances to catch on fire being reduced by 30%, fire duration being reduced by 6 seconds and fire damage being reduced by 20% makes ehp SKYROCKET (you could farm this from 2-3 but it’s a waste of your time, they’re in every t2/3 tech box they’re basically free)

Honorable mentions time- let’s say you don’t fear flame and want another good aux, well the good news is any aux that increases your hp bumps your ehp

This baby is in the core shop (not proto core the type you get from hard mode) and adds 550 health to your dds (and is also poggers for ddgs, some of the best light dps in the game) I’m also going to leave a note in this area that most if not all collabs/special event have had something similar, the most notable being the dress from muse 2

Reports are also good on dds, the most notable (that don’t go on fp dds but we’ll get to that) are expedition and AF

We’re getting a bit far from the original goal of this guide but returning players check under your seats for some silly surprises :)

The next couple paragraphs will have more “goals to strive to��, as with aa you can’t really get around the fact that better gear is locked by harder methods; events or in certain cases (ahem) are so expensive I cannot in good conscience recommend to new players

Firepower (fp) dds- the dark side of the force has some powers some might consider to be unnatural, and some dds have forsaken the path of nuker to carve their own more consistent dps out of the siren hoard, trading torp mounts and preloads for the forbidden mgm+1, or some like Tashkent have skills that makes them prefer guns

These are the only two we have right now, but if in the future you see fp on an aux that dds can use you slap that on right next to the toolbox

This’ll have a reblog with the final aux as well as MG, stay tuned!