#also is that a fucking downrigger? on a kayak? this is hell. I'm in hell

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Also in the ad it shows them using the motor and it's well above normal trolling speeds. That thing was going, like, 7 mph. What are you trying to catch? A sailfishl? A tuna? You think your pathetic little piece of platic is gonna be able to catch a king mackerel? You can barely fit a salmon on that thing. Why are you trolling on such a small fucking boat????????? You hook anything and it just fucking capsizes you and that expensive tech you shoved on a type of boat known for flipping over at the first sign of trouble.

I thought the porn ads were bad Tumblr just showed me an ad for a kayak with a trolling motor