#also imagine the curse of legilimency in a school full of teenagers 🤢

[electryone-moon]

On this note:

I like to imagine Snape having to teach a birth control potion as part of the third year potions curriculum. Under threat from Madam Pomfrey, of course. And the absolute, all encompassing disdain with which he approaches this particular lesson.

“Your homework will be one paragraph on the rationale behind the use of Atlantean Silphium in this potion, and a three foot essay on the dangers of reproduction. Due tomorrow.”

“But Sir-”

“That’ll be a five foot essay for you, Potter.”

“Any student caught loitering in the vicinity of a broom cupboard will be serving detention with me for a year. Is that understood?”

*sullen nods from every single teenager in the room*

“Class dismissed”

*A class full of thoroughly humiliated 13 year old falling over themselves in their hurry to exit the room*

Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance