#also im like shy. like idk how to be like 'listen it's not like lactose intolerance there's no marathon shitting involved. tbqh i would

[ourlordapollo]

I try not to whine about having a garlic intolerance too much bc it's like. Girl people are literally dying but AUGH I HATE HAVING A GARLIC INTOLERANCE

I keep accidentally eating it and because it's in fucking EVERYTHING and it can ruin like the next 10 hours of my life. And I miss pizza 🥺 and I feel like a stupid asshole whenever I bring it up bc it's not like I'm deathly allergic to it so maybe everyone thinks I'm just desperate for attention

[zealusts-blog]

❛ ⋆ ․˙✰ nora grace nguyen is graduating in a month with plans to attend harvard in the fall to study law and political science. four years complete and she’s leaving the hamptons being remembered as the zealous, which makes perfect sense considering how articulate, venturesome, pugnacious, and unpredictable she is. that title landed them the senior class superlative of most likely to be arrested for organizing a sit- in protest at the local kill shelter. you’ll know they’re around when you hear hierarchy - cailin russo coming from a car this summer. speaking of summer, i hear their plans are to spend it doing a part-time internship at a law firm. morning coffee and afternoon boba, shiba cuddles, sitting in during public court cases, and plaid skirts with oversized knit sweaters.

hello it me ellie (she/her/hers pronouns) and this is nora! i havent done an intro or been in a rp in 10 years so please excuse this post if its awkward n stuff im cringing just writing this bc i forgot how awkward an intro post is like wow... ANYWAYS! i’m vv excited to b here and rp with u guys, love u guys, b here w u guys, all that nice cute stuff w u guys!!! 

u can read nora’s stats here and learn more about her here but like that page is  really long n lengthy so i’m gonna some her up for u guys as best as i can but if its gets long n lengthy too pls forgive me thank u im trying 

her family is wealthy bc of their role in pharmacy work. their family owns  a couple pharmacies (mainly in new york, new jersey, n rhode island) and has some investments in other companies as extra money

theyre wealthy and could stop working for like maybe 10 years if they pleased, but the nguyens dont rest and thats y nora’s parents are absent alot 

bc her parents r absent since theyre always working, nora had to grow up faster to b independent and also raise her younger sister, daisy jane

shes mature but only bc asian parents love handing off parenting duties to their eldest daughter and that happens to b nora! it’s only two of them but still she gave up part of her childhood to p much raise daisy jane on her own despite her parents being alive n healthy

shes a big time activist and feminist and is very upfront about how she feels about certain things and about policies and regulations she thinks should b changed/fixed/removed/etc. 

her dream is harvard and thats been her only dream and plan since she was born. her parents gave it to her and she’s never changed it bc (1) her parents r strict n (2) she craves their acceptance and wants to make them proud and if it means listening to what they want from her then she’ll do it 

shes v open about what she believes in and will talk about it and will also fight for it. 

shes always willing to fight someone and have a debate over anything like it’s more fun for her if its something surrounded politics or stuff going on around the world but also if u wanna argue about how people who aren’t lactose intolerant are abnormal then she’ll b a square bc its literally not normal for ur body to still b able to breakdown lactose enzymes 

shes somewhere in the top 10/15 of the entire class, but shes worked hard to get where she is. studying doesnt come easy to her and she doesnt have photographic memory. she feels really dumb bc of that and hates how she has like... work to get the grade bc she wishes she was smart n could read the textbook once and get it but shes not wired like that n so  a bitch struggles w that n feeling like shes not as smart as her parents want her to b n it doesnt help that her parents let her know that

shes v sarcastic n argumentative and funny and sometimes sexual but she’d never act on those sexual things she says shes an innocent n too shy to b upfront like that u feel 

like she never deters from an argument n hates losing but if u say something too sexual for her n make an initiative to do it then she’ll back down n shy away like thats the only way u can win an argument w her otherwise she’ll keep pulling shit out of her ass until she wins or u call some truce (but in nora’s mind she won bc who backs away from a fight? hm not her!)

nora struggles talking about her feelings and will literally not talk about deep shit about herself like  ya she’ll voice her opinions n fight for it n shit but if u wanna talk about her parent’s incoming divorce, her academic struggles, her need for her parents acceptance, n shit like that then good luck trying to make her talk n shit  bc she wont unless ur close to her and have her 100% complete trust 

this is already long and im blanking on what to include bc idk whats important important about nora that i need to include here but! feel free to read the tidbits page for her u’ll get to know nora better n  know lil like... things about her like hades, veganisms, protests, driving, etc. 

i’m also a slut for plots so if u wanna plot with me for ur chara and nora then please reply to this with a word or something so i know and i’ll come to u!! id tell u guys to like this post n then i’ll come to u but sometimes im not sure if people  r liking the post so its like.. an acknowledgment or bc they actually wanna plot idk if that makes sense pls help me?? ANYWAYS below r some connection ideas that i thot would b cool for nora aha x 

neighbors! 

(1) theyre friendly and hung out a lot bc u kno neighbors n its easy to go to each others houses. the person would also b friends w nora’s little sister daisy jane bc when theyre home and nora is on parent duty she n daisy jane r a duo 

(2) theyre not friendly n they cant stand each other we love a good notp! we can expand more  on this if ur interested but rn my mind is blanking

childhood besties:

(1) maybe things went sour and now theyre enemies like maybe its a betrayal or something but like! besties for the resties to besties for never r always so beautiful im a slut for those type of connections

(2) things didnt go sour but they just drifted and now theyre kinda awkward but try really hard for it to not b awkward??  they knew each other like the back of their hands and now theyre kinda like?? r u still the same or did u change?? whats up whats happening??? 

one sided crush: nora could have a crush on them thats ongoing or is new, but its just a crush and nora actually acting on it is so so rare like she’ll punch someone for saying some racist shit to her but will cry if someone forces her to shoot her shot

(1) maybe the person knows and teases her for it n nora hates them for it but is also like :) but also :( u feel like does that even make sense? 

(2) the person doesnt kno n is kinda just like what the fuck y is nora so timid n shy around me when she just decked a guy for blatantly littering at the beach and saying the beach should b more trash cans if they didnt want people littering 

enemies! 

friends!

tutor: maybe a tutor?? like nora isnt dumb and shes not failing like she’s in the top 10 of  the class but that doesnt mean she’s the smartest person and not struggling trying to keep her grades up. having someone she can study with n can like. help her would b really good for her 

(1) twist is that it could b secretive bc maybe nora doesnt want people knowing that she has a tutor or that the person tutoring her is her tutor for whatever reason. again i can expand on this if ur interested!!!!

bad influence: someone to get her to wild n out n like tell her to forget her parents n responsibilites n shit. maybe make her hoe it out so she can stop getting cold u feel what im saying?? idk if u do im literally just rambling at this point im so sorry

i’m out of connection ideas rn but! if none of these r interesting enough for u then we can do something else like if u have a connection u want filled or like??? we can just think of something else that’ll b more fitting im down for anything n everything 

[stereo-symbiosis]

✿ fill in the blanks ✿

basics

what’s your name ➔ lauren

do you have a nickname ➔ anything really

do you have a middle name ➔ marie

do you like your name ➔ it’s ok i guess?

do people often mispronounce your name ➔ nah

do you like the meaning of your name ➔ it symbolizes victory and creativity and peace so that’s cool

when is your birthday ➔ september 18 

do you like your age ➔ sure?

what’s your zodiac sign ➔ virgo

appearance what’s your hair color ➔ kinda like red-brown is your current hair color your natural hair color ➔ yep do you dye your hair ➔ once or twice for a cosplay do you have natural highlights ➔ apparently i did when i was younger when was the last time you had a haircut ➔ last year,, lmao what length is your hair right now ➔ just past my shoulders do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ thicc and wavy af do you have frizzy hair ➔ i mean.. wintertime sucks do you use a curling iron ➔ i have once or twice yeah do you use a hair straightener ➔ yeah, not often tho do you braid your hair ➔ when i’m bored what’s your eye colour ➔ hazel  do your eyes change colour ➔ yeah probably just bc of lighting tho do you wear contacts ➔ decorative only if so, do you use colour contacts or regular contacts ➔ color for cosplay do you wear glasses ➔ nah do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔ normal length ig? do you wear braces ➔ i had them for several years when i was a kid do you have dimples ➔ nah do you have moles ➔ i think the one on my neck is a mole idk do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔ what do you have freckles ➔ yeah but they’re mostly only around in summer do you have piercings ➔ just my earlobes do you have tattoos ➔ one so far do you wear make up ➔ occasionally do you paint your nails ➔ not often at all but when i do i like to do nail art c: do you wear jewelry ➔ not as much as i used to but i like to wear it are you happy with your height ➔ ye being short is cool

personality would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔ lol shy are you sarcastic ➔ situationally what’s your biggest fear ➔ sudden death or being a violent crime victim what’s your guilty pleasure ➔ im a weeb but it’s not guilty at all thanks are you religious ➔ nah do you get easily along with people ➔ yeah, i adjust to the type of people i’m around do you cry easily ➔ not as easily as i used to

school do you go to middle school ➔ i did do you go to high school ➔ i did do you go to a private school ➔ nah are you homeschooled ➔ nah have you graduated from school ➔ several times have you skipped a grade ➔ nah have you been held back a grade ➔ nah have you ever failed a class  ➔ nah have you been sent to the principals office ➔ once in like 2nd grade bc someone lied about me have you skipped school ➔ nah have you cheated on a test ➔ ofc

family do you live with your biological parents ➔ my mom do you get along with your parents ➔ yeah mostly do you tell your parents everything ➔ hAHA nO do you have strict parents ➔ that’s an ever-changing topic do you have siblings ➔ a little sister are you the oldest ➔ yep are you in the middle ➔ nah are you the youngest ➔ nah are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ not all of them no :c friendships do you have a best friend ➔ a few do you have more than 10 friends ➔ ofc do you have at least 2 friends you can trust with your life ➔ yes do you text with your friends a lot ➔ i used to but a lot of us have drifted apart

relationships what’s your relationship status ➔ poly but taken ♥ have you ever been in love ➔ yes do you believe in love at first sight ➔ attraction but not love  have you ever been in a relationship ➔ indeed have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ yeah have you ever been asked out on a date ➔ once or twice have you ever been proposed to ➔ lul no do you want to get married ➔ maybe someday, it varies do you want kids ➔ not atm. i want to be free for a good while and i’m very easily frustrated and overwhelmed. also i’m dead scared of the pain of childbirth lol but who knows country where were you born ➔ palos something or other illinois where do you live right now ➔ southern suburbs of chicago have you ever been out of the country ➔ yep do you prefer country or city ➔ i like both! do you like sightseeing ➔ yes i love it! is one or more of your parents from another country ➔ no what places would you like to visit ➔ everywhere!! currently i want to see more of europe and asia. it’s just so beautiful over there are you fluent in more than one language ➔ no  what languages can you speak ➔ english and a bit of japanese

health do you have any allergies ➔ nah are you lactose intolerant ➔ yah have you had surgery ➔ yeah, just minor tho have you had stitches ➔ yeah have you broken a bone ➔ not yet has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ yeah :( do you exercise a lot ➔ what’s an exercise

experiences have you ever had a near death experience ➔ yeah a couple car accidents have you ever been on a plane ➔ yeah, lots have you ever had an all nighter ➔ back in my school days have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔ nah have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ indirectly i guess have you ever been to a wedding ➔ a few yeah! have you ever been to a funeral ➔ yeah too many to recount :c have you ever lived in a different country ➔ might be a possibility someday! have you ever been drunk ➔ just hella buzzed have you ever been trick or treating ➔ i still do it every chance i get have you ever been in a school play ➔ yeah i was in hamlet once as an extra have you ever been to a camp ➔ hell yeah, it’s not around anymore but i loved it have you ever driven a car ➔ a lot

skills how many languages are you fluent in ➔ one have you ever read a book in another language ➔ no can you roll your tongue ➔ yeah can you braid hair ➔ yeah, not well tho haha can you do a handstand ➔ i can try but you’ll laugh when i fall over after two seconds habits do you crack your knuckles ➔ too much do you bite your nails ➔ not really do you bite your lips ➔ usually only when i have to withstand something painfu or my lips are dry sajdhaksjdh

favourites what’s your favourite movie ➔ spirit stallion of the cimarron what’s your favourite tv show ➔ rip orphan black; i also watch the good doctor what’s your favourite book ➔ ummm the shiver series and also the wolving time what’s your favourite song ➔ i have too many but rn i’m into hyde by vixx what’s your favourite colour ➔ pastels what’s your favourite animal ➔ i love all animals but i’m really into canines what’s your favourite season ➔ autumn and spring

this or that summer or winter ➔ depends on how i’m feeling but rn summer bc i’m cold ;u; day or night ➔ also depends, i used to be more active at night though cats or dogs ➔ both rain or shine ➔ both but sun is warm ah yes coffee or tea ➔ tea, i do have iced coffee from time to time tho reading or writing ➔ i rarely do either but i enjoy both humorous or serious ➔ i’m mostly only serious when i’m alone, i like being fun around friends brown or blue eyes ➔ blue single or group dates ➔ hahaha depends on how comfy i am but i’d say group bc i hate the pressure and also i get too anxious in public w/o enough of my friends/family texts or calls ➔ depends on who it is bc if we’re close i’d rather call but i have mega phone anxiety driving or walking ➔ depends on how lazy i am, both are nice but driving makes me tired if it’s for too long

last last phone call ➔ called my bf last night last text ➔ the bae last song you listened to ➔ call me baby by exo last thing you ate ➔ irish soda bread last thing you drank ➔ iced thin mint/raspberry coffee from dunkin - gotta love that almond milk last purchase ➔ last night i bought myself some nice lotion off amazon last time you cleaned your room ➔ i’m an obsessive cleaner so… today????

[justventingjustventing-blog]

ok so posting surveys on here in my new thing because i always wanna do it on facebook but never do because people i know dont need to know this shit about me and no one on here is going to read them so fuck yeah

basics what’s your name ➔nunya do you have a nickname ➔ biz do you have a middle name ➔ness do you like your name ➔ no my parents are awful people  do people often mispronounce your name ➔ yes do you like the meaning of your name ➔ my name means “a queen in germany in the like 15oo’s” so yeah when is your birthday ➔ 4/20 how old are you ➔420 do you like your age ➔ well i can buy alcohal so yeah what’s your zodiac sign ➔ pisces 

appearance what’s your hair colour ➔ sand is your current hair colour your natural hair colour ➔yes do you dye your hair ➔ twice do you have natural highlights ➔yeah bitches fuck yall  when was the last time you had a haircut ➔2013 what length is your hair right now ➔ 3 large penises do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ my hair is about as gay as me (its fucking straight) do you have frizzy hair ➔hell nah do you use a curling iron ➔no do you use a hair straightener ➔yes do you braid your hair ➔ when im bored  what’s your eye colour ➔ grass do your eyes change colour ➔no but the lighting around them makes them look different colors  do you wear contacts ➔ no  if so, do you use colour contacts or regular contacts ➔no do you wear glasses ➔ no do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔i was born without eyelashes  do you wear braces ➔ yeah but just as an accessory  do you have dimples ➔yes do you have moles ➔i have frecles do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔well no but just because they didnt get an award in school doesnt mean their not smart  do you have freckles ➔i have moles do you have piercings ➔ yes do you have tattoos ➔yes do you wear make up ➔yes do you paint your nails ➔no  do you wear jewelry ➔ no  are you happy with your height ➔ FUCK NO IM BARLEY TALL ENOUGH TO NOT NEED A FUCKING CAR SEAT  personality would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔yes are you sarcastic  ➔no  what’s your biggest fear ➔fear itself  what’s your guilty pleasure ➔mastication (yeah look back at it ya perv, read it wrong fucker.)  are you religious ➔ yes do you get easily along with people ➔yes do you cry easily ➔yes

school (TRIGGER WARNING) do you go to middle school ➔ no? do you go to high school ➔ no? do you go to a private school ➔ no? are you home schooled ➔no what the fuck god  have you gratuated from school ➔GOD  what grade are you in ➔FUCK YOU  have you skipped a grade ➔ IM NOT ANSWERING THE REST OF THE SCHOOL QUESTIONS  have you been held back a grade ➔ have you ever failed a class  ➔ have you been sent to the principals office ➔ have you skipped school ➔ have you cheated on a test ➔ family do you live with your biological parents ➔ yes do you get along with your parents ➔ yes do you tell your parents everything ➔ fuck no  do you have strict parents ➔ im 19 so no I PAY TO LIVE THERE I JUST DONT NEED TO GET AN APARTMENT I SWEAR IM NOT GONNA STAY THERE FOREVER IM LEAVING TOWN IN LIKE 3 FUCKING MONTHS  do you have siblings ➔i have a spawn of satan who used to share a room with me  are you the oldest ➔ yes are you in the middle ➔no what the fuck god why does it make you go through all these just put it in one question damn  are you the youngest ➔ are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ no  friendships do you have a best friend ➔ yes  do you have more than 10 friends ➔ fuck no do you have at least 2 friends you can trust with your life ➔lol probably not they never answer my calls and suck in general  do you have a lot of guy friends, a lot of girl friends or equal girl and guy friends ➔im not in middle school ok i dont give a fuck  do you text with your friends a lot ➔ of course i cant get mad at these stupid questions because i am the one that picked this one oh and also shout out to who ever made this thanks but you suck  relationships what’s your relationship status ➔ MARRIED BITCH  have you ever been in love ➔FUCKING DUH  do you believe in love at first sight ➔NO  have you ever been in a relationship ➔no  have you ever had a secret admirer ➔idk??? if their secret how would i know damn  have you ever been asked out on a date ➔ yes have you ever been kissed ➔no  have you ever made out with someone ➔yes  have you ever been cheated on ➔ yes  have you ever been proposed to ➔ yes  do you want to get married ➔nope  do you want kids ➔dogs  country where were you born ➔F where do you live right now ➔ U have you ever been out of the country ➔yes do you prefer country or city ➔country  do you like sightseeing ➔yes  is one or more of your parents from another country ➔no  what places would you like to visit  ➔ya moms house  are you fluent in more than one language ➔si papi  what languages can you speak ➔german  health do you have any allergies ➔i am allergic to bullshit and with the evolving liberals in this country it has impaired me from going to work YOU PEOPLE OWE ME  are you lactose intolerant ➔na have you had surgery ➔na have you had stitches ➔na have you broken a bone ➔ na  has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ya do you exercise a lot  ➔ na  experiences have you ever had a near death experiene ➔everything out of my confort zone is a near death experience to me  have you ever been on a plane ➔ ya have you ever had an allnighter ➔i have pulled an all nighter but i have never had one  have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔no i just skip and then sleep. light burns my skin sometimes  have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ya have you ever been to a wedding ➔my own  have you ever been to a funeral ➔ yes  have you ever lived in a different country ➔yes. america is a very different place and i would not suggest going there have you ever been drunk ➔ yes have you ever been trick or treating ➔ nope. jk yes my parents loved me  have you ever been in a school play ➔yes.  have you ever been to a camp ➔what kind of camp are we talking about? because honest to god no jokes aside i read it and thought it meant concentration camp but them i was like no fucking way thats awful no way thats what they mean have you ever driven a car ➔  WHAT AGE GROUP WAS THIS MEANT FOR  skills how many languages are you fluent in ➔ YOU ALREADY ASKED THIS BITCH  have you ever read a book in another language ➔yes but i had no idea what it was saying  can you roll your tongue ➔ fuck yeah can you braid hair ➔already asked this question oml can you do a handstand ➔ yes if someone is holding my feet habits do you crack your knuckles ➔yeah and now i have to bitch  do you bite your nails ➔no thats fucking gross  do you bite your lips ➔why is this here but not smoking

favourites what’s your favourite movie ➔ donnie darko all the way motha fucka what’s your favourite tv show ➔shameless what’s your favourite book ➔ dont remember what its called but its a sex novel (and not 50 shade of grey fuck that shit)  what’s your favourite song ➔ this question is so stupid everyone answers it by saying “idk theres so many”  what’s your favourite colour ➔ㅠㅣㅐㅐㅇ ㅐㄱ뭏ㄷ lol im in korea and acedentally typed that. sorry if its offensive.  what’s your favourite animal ➔ㄹ허ㅗㅎㄹㅀㅎㅅ쇼롷ㄹ홀쇼ㅗㅎㄹ what’s your favourite season ➔ ㅁ숒ㄷㅀㄷㄷㄴㅁㄷㅈㄱㄴㅇㅈㄷ퓨ㅕㅑㅁ퓨ㅗㅑㅕㅁㅎ러아호 this or that summer or winter ➔녀ㅡㅡㄷㄱ  day or night ➔ㅜㅑ홋  cats or dogs ➔DOGS  rain or shine ➔RAIN  coffee or tea ➔TEA reading or writing ➔WRITING  humorous or serious ➔SERIOUS DUH HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING THIS  brown or blue eyes ➔blue  single or group dates ➔ well im not into orgies  texts or calls ➔calls  driving or walking ➔drive  last last phone call ➔the hub hub last text ➔ditto  last song you listened to ➔some song the hubs was listening to while we were on the phone  last thing you ate ➔dick  last thing you drank ➔water  last purchase ➔food  last time you cleaned your room ➔ literally never  last time you’ve been on a date ➔yesterday