#also im gonna make a post about axolotls hold on.

[rassicas]

Bancala Journal, BancalaWalker pg 252-255, translated

this was kind of a beast to translate but this has worldbuilding lore! the exact thing i crave! i NEEDED to do it!! Thanks to @copyceps for typesetting, and thanks @shellsfm for the scans!

[shadow-the-artist-idiot]

Anywho, taking a break from the TMA posting(i swear i'll post about more than just tma, its just clawing at my brain) to yap about my SKRUNKLY !!!! MY SILLY !!!!! MY,,, DRUMROLL PLEASE,,, SONA !!!!

Little trigger warning for Self Harm and Suicide n all that. Uh.

Though shes really more of. Just an oc at this point.

....

We ignore

ANYWAYS idk if you noticed. But shes Fucked Up™️. MOST of her scars are from just absolute random bullshit i put her thru when i was younger to get anger n frustration out. So i AM trying to fix that. Once i get her backstory straight, ill make another lore dump post about this stupid motherfucker i prommy.

Anyways, fun fact, this stupid bastard was my first oc EVER!!! Shes my stupid motherfucking bastard and i love her <33

Shes AroAce(just like me fr fr), n uses she/her. For now. Itll PROBABLY stay that way, cuz ive hard her like that for a LONG time, but if i start using other pronouns then ive prolly decided that shes pangender. Like me. Sparkles.

ANYWAYS heres a few random fun facts about that stupid whore

-Shes a Living Shadow, which is my own lil custom species. Idk if I'll end up lore dumping about the species itself or not.

-She has a DAUGHTER. Her name is Melody and shes both incredibly responsible and also a menace, and we love her for it. Shes also based on an axolotl.

-Shadow was just a full on Queen for a few years, before she finally was able to pass it down to Melody. She then proceeded to be even more of an absolute bastard to make up for those years she was forced to be responsible. Shes a little chaotic motherfucker, and if you see her in the castle you better run the FUCK away.

-Shadows like. Old as hell. I dont remember exact age, but iirc shes like mid 40s. Note, this is because i was roleplaying her in a chaotic ass server with a chaotic ass timeline and i simply cannot be bothered to age her down(if i did, Melody would poof out of existence and i dont want that, i love ky fucked up little queen)

-Shadows a SHORT ass motherfucker, and contrary to the fact above this one, i DO remember how short she is. Shes 5'2", and she holds enough rage to kill 56 grown men in her small little itty bitty frame(this does not reflect irl, i am unfortunately average height)

-Funnily enough, Shadow has both the goofiest and most traumatized backstory behind her scars. Like, a LOT of her scars are from self harm/suicide attempts, but also shes missing her hand because a character of mine from a complete other universe appeared and gnawed it off(bryseis my beloved).

-Shadow pissed off the Goddess of Death so much that she made Shadoe unable to die. Now you may be asking yourself: How the fuck is this a punishment. WELL. At the time, she was INCREDIBLY suicidal. Still kinda is. At this point, its switched from a punishment to just something thats kinda there now that Shadow and Trius(goddess of death) are friends.

-Shadow canonically has a MASSIVE alcohol problem. She bounces between drinking so much she passes out, and just putting a little wine with her coffee(it tastes disgusting) (she doesnt care)

-Shadow would probably have a smoking problem too, if she knew they existed. Nobody tell her cigarettes exist.

-Shadow drinks the strongest coffee you can possibly imagine. No its not healthy. Yes she drinks it anyways. Yes its kinda necessary(she has INSANE insomnia)

Anyways uh, shadow has some silly magic,, which is why in her ref she has illusions. She can create illusions, open portals, and melt into shadows, though that last one is something all Living Shadows have.

In Living Shadow culture or whatever, scars are INCREDIBLY frowned upon. Meaning, typically, if someone has even a small scar, they'll probably be hiding it with illusion magic. Shadow does the same thing, which is why I vary between drawing her with scars and drawing her without them.

Jesus this post is long as hell, im gonna explode. Okay uh ive talked enough methinks, if you wanna art Shadow then absolutely feel free !!! Just make sure to tag me so i can reblog that shit!!!

:DDDD

[megamindsupremacy]

okay so like in the name of full transparency, i do know like, some things that happen later on in the show. which for the sake of not making this post even more horrifically long than it already is, i'm gonna put under a readmore

obv i know bill exists. i have seen so much bill angst in the GF tag this past week. also toxic exes billford? this is canon i believe

ford exists. hes been stuck in the bill dimension for like 30 years?

bill possesses dipper at some point which led to a ship that everyone is still mad about 11 years later

most of the stuff I know is from season 2 so a lot of the season 1 stuff is catching me completely off guard. i didn't know lil gideon existed

i also peeked ahead in the episode descriptions so i guess hes relevant to the season 1 finale. also someone in my notes told me the time travel baby is relevant so probably also a season 1 thing?

stan's basement is relevant somehow. something something portal?

something something memory wiping gun

something something stan stole ford's identity? i think? somehow? they dont really act similar like at all

or maybe the other way around

wait and that's related to the memory gun also

weirdmageddon exists but it is stopped by either mabel with spray paint or an axolotl. or both

oh wait pacifica becomes less of an asshole and her and dipper start dating (?) dipper is a loser about this bc dipper

i think those two gay policemen become relevant later on somehow

hey who has journal 1 is that revealed in the second season. is ford still holding onto it somehow. wait how did the journals get to gravity falls if hes still in the bill dimension

yall i know fiddleford exists and was fords college roommate (???) i just dont get how he went from fords roommate to crazy old man harassing local small children

he tried to stop ford from going into the bill dimension? and failed? is that why he went crazy old man

im trying to forget i know most of this so I can be appropriately surprised when its all revealed

how do ford and stan's names work?? it's Stanley and Stanford right? why did they split it stan/ford instead of stan/stan or lee/ford or something. that was stupid of them. if this is actually relevant to any identity thing NOBODY is allowed to tell me

also who the fuck named fiddleford because there's a venn diagram of these three's names and its a stupid one.

if anything happens to waddles im gonna kill everyone in this room and then [remembers suicide jokes are damaging to mine and other's mental health] Bill.

SOOS GETS A FIANCE. I REMEMBER THIS. GOOD FOR HIM. soos my fave.

nobody is allowed to tell me how correct or incorrect any of this is. vague and unhelpful laughing at me (/pos) in the tags ONLY

alright I’m watching gravity falls! Gonna liveblog it so block the tag if u want to ignore me