#also ill jot this down and get ur little surprise later

[shovson]

🍓forcing you to say nice things to me after being forced to listening to “Karmas a bitch and she’s with you right now” and being constantly slandered for rightfully disliking peanut butter and hating recess

💗 (I choose to believe you aren’t actually going to make a Jojo Siwa karma edit )

[Pre-Chorus] Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (Oh, woah) I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh

[Chorus] Karma's a bitch, I should've known better If I had a wish, I would've never effed around When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (Karma) Karma's a bitch (Oh, woah), and she's with you right now

[Post-Chorus] (Woah, oh, oh, oh-oh) Karma's a bitch (Woah, oh, oh, oh-oh) Karma's a bitch Better be good, 'cause what goes around, comes around Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now

I LOVE TALKING ABOUT THIS SPORT WITH YOU! YOUR KNOWLEDGE IS AMAZING AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE RIGHT TAKES. YOU'RE EXTREMELY FUNNY TOO.

mutuals send me a 🍓 and ill compliment u!

[inkth]

boyfriend yoongi

꒰ bts as your boyfriend: soft!series ꒱

summary: u have an interesting relationship – u guys are cutesy/warm @ times but still have sort of a rude/very direct but jokingly!!!!! relationship loool. u both sleep/laze around a lot and ur both in his Genius Lab often bc youre interested in his career and just seeing what he does overall plus the couch there is comfy for cuddling and more ;) he happens to be your artistic muse and you happen to be his musical muse

contact name: yoongi pdnim 🐻

yoonji flirt – u send him pics of yoonji and joke that youre gonna leave him for yoonji and he is so done

its very obvious to the boys that hes in love because he wont ever shut up, he gets excited for no reason, hes happier and in general just smiles so much more

jealous yoongi is a recurring theme in your relationship yes but he doesnt get mad he gets salty and petty sorta jealous like he wont ever forget abt it

photography enthusiasts

he esp likes taking pics of birds he says it makes him feel something in his soul looking at the birds flying away all free and fluid

you always tell him he should bring back his fansite but oh well Rip Suga’s Sight

yall tease each other all the time. slander here slander there slander everywhere

he is your 🐻 and youre his 🐢 (get it bc yoongi bear not yogi bear and ur just slow always and late to everything and he wont ever let you live bc of it)

since youre always late he buys u a rolex…

every year. yes. a rolex every year. wow what a sweet boyfriend

little do you know his friend is actually a rolex sponsor and she gives him a rolex just as a small present and he has so much by now he can gift a couple to you and he act like he spends so much money whenever he gives u one and u always feel so guilty he spends so much money on u

until one year you find out hes been getting them for free and making u feel bad so u get really mad at him and hes rlly sorry and asks, “do u want me to do something? ill do anything just please dont be mad.” u dont respond and he goes, “do u want me to actually buy u a rolex this time as a ‘pls dont be mad @ me’ gift?”

u laugh so hard and shake your head bc how clever can one man be

yall always have archery contests and youre both lowkey really into architecture

u have painters block often which is funny considering youre a freaking art major but you use his face and his smile and his eyes and his everything really for inspiration

he likes to look to nature for inspiration on his love for u and then channels his godly lyric writing and composing spirit into that

“I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YEAH I’D DIE FOR YOU”

says u win him daesangs and calls you his good luck charm and daesang winner…. we all know yoongi loves his awards

names his trophies after you

jots down lil lyrics he thinks of while doing random things and sends it to u asap so its not weird that you get random texts at four am of deep words or small lyrics

very protective of u, his cute happy pill, an everyday dosage is required for his survival so when hes away it feels so wrong

always checks his phone when hes on tour to see if youve awaken/responded/said anything about your day or holly

is intrigued by how u call him a cat often but not exactly surprised

pouts a lot and tells u constantly if hes hungry or wanting to sleep

hates when u try to get him to sing

in the studio a lot, yall both compose and then often fall asleep against or on each other

he likes to send u random photos from his fansite and critique them like, “u wouldve gotten my better angle, right?”

he really has deep feelings for you that seem to consume him and its the first and only thing he can never quite fully or accurately out into words

he is so smitten for you omg

youre so proud of his producer skills and how far hes gone bc hes suffered through so much to be as successful as he is now and you remind him everyday

he really does love you so much @ the end of the day all teasing and jokes aside youre his end all be all and he never wants you to feel any less than what youre worth and deserving bc sometimes u wonder why he would love u when he has such status

:: here is the 2nd of 7 of these posts i’ve had this in my drafts forever ripㅠ i hope u enjoy soft yoongi though i know lately i’ve been needing it i’m also on my phone rn so i’ll do all the html work later on :) leave comments and thoughts im my ask!!!!! thank u lovelies