#also if you've ever hand to spoonfeed daily a rabbit medication for a week you know they get smart

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

I've been for many years our family's animal grabber whenever vet times arise. The reason for that is that I have perfected a merciless grip that doesn't cause harm but gives very little wiggle room. I also have a high pain tolerance so I can take scratches without flinching.

While most of our animals have forgiven me my mother's rabbit hates my fucking guts and will use every single brain cell she has to make me pay.