#also if anyones curious asphodel is nb and goes by he and they

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hello toads @asrekt bullied me into doing this questionnaire for my apprentice asphodel and we’re ride or die so i gotta

Part 1.) Characterization. Use these questions as a way to flesh out some of your character’s personality, background, likes/dislikes, etc.

Their surname?

Sabbagh !

Halloween costume?

Oh fuck idk ?? probably some sort of like, elemental being maybe? 

Familiar/animal friend?

He has a spotted gecko named Diego! Lil boy lives in his pants but it’s always the pants he’s not wearing 

Big spoon or little spoon?

My main pairings with Ash are Asra and Portia so he’s lil spoon w/ As and big spoon with Porsh 

Religious?

Not really nope

Favorite fruit?

Grapefruit! Eats them at breakfast 

Idea of a nice date?

Literally anything. He’s very easy to please. He just wants to hold ur hand

Favorite season?

Summer b/c it’s warm 

When is their Birthday?

August 23rd!

Favorite carnival ride?

Swings

Favorite emoji?

The flame emoji

Like to do in their free time?

He really likes to just. See sights and go exploring and that good stuff. Broaden his horizons 

What sports would they play?

What kind of car would they drive?

How do they treat their significant other when they’re feeling unusually affectionate?

You got a puppy on your hands and I am so sorry he’s going to be sooo cuddly and whiny 

Favorite manga?

I haven’t read enough for this but I’m feelin Heart No Kuni No Alice 

Main store to shop for clothes (if they lived in our world)?

Forever 21 probably 

What were they like growing up?

The lizard and mud pie child

What kind of drunk are they at a party?

A giggly one 

Reaction to someone telling a dirty joke?

Probably blush and be surprised but then laugh because it’s still funny as fuck

Reaction to stubbing their toe?

A Scream

Favorite color?

Purple, surprisingly 

Favorite See’s chocolate?

A truffle I’d like to say, or something fruity 

Favorite poptart flavor?

Chocolate strawberry 

Favorite hobby?

The Lizards........

How they sing at karaoke parties?

Horribly 

Preferred social media platform?

Probably instagram 

Opinion on puns?

Absolute comedic genius ironically 

How do they typically deal with their problems?

BOTTLE THAT SHIT AND CRY IN PRIVATE LATER 

Spice girl nickname?

robin said twinky spice but he’s baby spice truly. or lizard spice 

Personal hygiene routine?

Bathe and drink water that’s it 

Favorite alcoholic drink?

Favorite genre of music?

Acoustic shit no matter whether it’s the original or not 

Modern AU job/career?

This is typical as fuck but probably a fire breather at like Cirque du Soleil or something 

Favorite musical?

Of the few musicals I personally know probably uh. Matilda 

How would they celebrate their significant other’s birthday?

The best date EVER aggressively trying to top every previous year

Would they rather turn into a tiny rhinoceros or a giant hamster?

Tiny Rhino 

What would they do for their significant other for Valentine’s Day?

Same as birthday but with saucier sex probably 

Pros and cons to having them as a roommate?

Pros: a sweet important good boy who always wants to accommodate u

Cons: u are now the proud parent of at least ten lizards and other reptiles 

On a scale from 1-10 how Extra are they?

A 0.2 everything he does is genuine 

Favorite meme?

THE COOL GUY MEME

Favorite three pokemon?

Kecleon, Cyndaquil, and Charmander 

How tall are they?

5 feet 8 inches 

Part 2.) Scaling. Using your best judgement, where does your fan apprentice fall on these scales?

[Example: Shortest to tallest?

Portia, Asra, [MC name here], Nadia, Lucio, Julian, Muriel]

Most to least superstitious?

Portia, Julian, Asphodel, Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Muriel

Most to least excited to be at a WWE event?

Portia, Lucio, Asra, Julian, Nadia, Muriel, Asphodel

Worst to best at handling children?

Nadia, Lucio, Muriel, Asra, Asphodel, Portia, Julian

Worst to best alcohol tolerance?

Muriel, Asra, Asphodel Lucio, Julian, Portia, Nadia

Best to worst at keeping secrets?

Asra, Muriel, Nadia, Asphodel, Lucio, Portia, Julian

Best to worst dancers?

Asra, Portia, Asphodel, Julian, Nadia, Lucio, Muriel

Most to least likely to slap you for stealing a mcnugget?

Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Portia, Julian, Muriel, Asphodel

Least to most likely to eat something weird on a dare?

Nadia, Julian, Muriel, Asphodel, Lucio, Portia, Asra

Least to most old?

Asra, Asphodel ( he’s 21 so I don’t fuckin know ) Portia, Muriel, Julian, Lucio, Nadia

Part 3.) Extra characterization tidbits (whether you want to make a description or insert a photo for these is up to you!)

MC as a:

•MCR song

Fuck as cliche as this is probably teenagers but I don’t know that many 

•vine

the cowboy bebop lizard vine

•a piece of furniture

ffuck probably a lamp

•character from the Labyrinth

I DON’T KNOW IF HE HAS A NAME BUT THE FUCKING BLUE WORM WITH A SCARF 

•character in a cliche Noir film

the sad mail room intern 

•Tarot card

strength probably 

•Michael Jackson song

SMOOTH CRIMINAL BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF THE ONE VINE 

•character in the play “Cats”

•Panic! at the disco song

i feel like golden days is something he would dance to

•cliche high school student stereotype

honestly idk but he’d probably wear a shit ton of crop tops and have a lizard in his pocket 

•furby

•flight rising dragon breed

•deadly sin

sloth

•DnD class

•character from Mean Girls

•hogwarts house

his interests say slytherin but his personality says hufflepuff 

•cryptid

Nessie is his gf 

•monster factory character

slime grandma from da:i