#also if anyone has any ideas for how i can make communication cards for when i cant talk pls tell me

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The Hazbin Hotel fandom’s issue with accepting aromanticism and asexuality

Now that it is officially Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week, I want to talk about this!

I find that, as an aroace myself, I am constantly grasping at good representation and coming up empty— it usually ends up in one of two ways.

One: the character is portrayed as emotionless, cold, and robotic in nature. It’s the question aromantic and/or asexual people are often asked: “Are you heartless?” The answer is no, of course, but general media makes it out to be the opposite.

Or two: Their lack of attraction is seen as something to “fix” because they “haven’t found the right one yet”, and they end up with a partner as a “happy ending”.

It frustrates me greatly because of how little people actually see aromanticism or asexuality as a true part of the LGBTQIA+ community.

So when I watched Hazbin Hotel, and I found out about Alastor being aroace, I was over the moon. I was on cloud nine. I also saw how his voice actor has looked up the term as an attempt to learn about aroaces, which makes me OVERJOYED?? Amir is truly a blessing, and I love that he’s proud to embody a character that’s part of our community. It’s so beautiful to finally have a proper character, a fan favorite at that, who just so happens to be aroace— and that’s another thing I love about this.

It’s never explicitly stated in the show (though it is stated in interviews), but it’s rather clear when you’re watching, isn’t it? Alastor’s aversion to any sort of sexual advancement, coupled with Rosie’s blatant “I know you’re an ace in the hole” comment sort of spell out his asexuality pretty clearly, as well as what side of the spectrum he falls upon. In addition, his Valentine’s day card was strictly platonic, which caters to his aromantic side. It feels so validating to finally be represented, to finally have a character in media who shares the same lack of interest in romance and sex as I do.

When I entered the fandom to look for more content, I kind of expected to see the same respect for Alastor’s orientation there too. But that… wasn’t the case? I am fully aware that aromanticism and asexuality are both spectrums— of course, aromantic and/or asexual people can enter those kinds of relationships. I’m not denying that and they belong in the community as much as anyone else on the spectrum.

But, the more I see the same line again and again and again, the more it feels like an excuse to just ship what you want.

Usually I don’t mind shipping? I’m often a firm believer in people shipping what they like as long as it’s harmless and they don’t go crazy over it. I also know for a fact that Viv doesn’t have a problem with people shipping her characters. They are fictional, after all.

But in this case, people are ignoring the very thing that makes Alastor a part of the aroace community! People are ignoring his lack of romantic or sexual attraction!

Is this not the same as changing a gay character’s orientation to suit a straight ship? If not, how so? I’m told that we are a part of this community, so why aren’t we being treated like it? Why is it so hard to accept the people on the end of the spectrum who aren’t interested?

Something I’ve been noticing throughout my life is that society has not exactly progressed very much on the idea of accepting asexual or aromantic identities. Maybe we have, a little, since the old days— but hell, people in “the old days”, which in truth wasn’t very long ago, believed that asexuality was a medical condition to be “fixed” by taking the right medication or having sex. That’s a pretty low bar to clear. And on the romance side, you’re seen as a “late bloomer” or “boring” if you don’t express interest. These days, being friends with someone is treated like a gateway to them possibly becoming a lover. Not getting married, not going on dates, not wanting a partner— it’s all treated like a crime when it’s not.

Maybe I’m selfish, or sensitive, or I’m butthurt over nothing, or I’m making it all about me. Maybe I’m gatekeeping or whatever the term is. But please, please, please, I just want an aroace character like me who simply is not interested in sex or romance.

And I want fandom to respect that. I admire the creations that fans make— the art, the animatics, the writing and the character analysis. And I want people to keep creating because creation is indeed a beautiful thing.

But I really would like people to treat aroace identities like they’re important. Like it’s more than just a spectrum to get wiggle room to wrangle in another ship.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

BORIS JOHNSON RESIGNS AS MP. Thoughts? The people howl for a new update to the Big Dog the Clown saga.

Yes this was not on my personal bingo card; my most recent Big Dog event was that a friend of mine works for air traffic control and recently had to delay BoJo's holiday flight by four hours, and on being told that this particular plane had to be prioritised for a runway slot because it contained an Important Clown promptly pushed it to the bottom of the priority list. Lol. And then all this! What larks.

Okay not a lot of detail yet still but LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE EVENTS OF 9TH JUNE, 2023 and you know what? It's been a while. Let's do it properly.

7.15am

Another day dawns in the reign of evil Grand Vizier-turned-PM Rishi Sunak. He's a very boring flavour of evil, tbh. Say what you will about Johnson, but at least there was spectacle and showmanship to his clownshow. Something for the children to boo and hiss. An animate ham in a villain's wig, something to really enjoy as you sit back, relax, and savour a tall, cool glass of schadenfreude.

By contrast Rishi just gets sycophants - who are no less ridiculous, but far more grey and boring - who pretend he's a tech bro because "he understands AI" and they think that will make him a visionary and a man of the future and maybe some sort of Elon Musk figure, because that's obviously a smashing template to be copied in a leader of a country.

This briefing was presumably drafted using ChatGPT.

Anyway, this is what we thought the day would be: another dreary overcast washout, livened up by Downing Street's latest attempt at making Sunak seem like a good idea to stave off the hulking spectre of Labour's inevitable GE win next year. How trite. How tedious. How mediocre.

What a shame it would be if... something were to liven it up.

8.39 am

Fun fact!

When a PM's term ends, as their last act in office, they get to present an Honours List. This means they write a list of all the people they reckon have been Jolly Good Sorts who have done Good Clowning and Supported The Community, and nominate those people for honours. Honours here can be anything from an MBE/OBE etc, to a Damehood/Knighthood, all the way up to entering the Peerage i.e. becoming a Lord. Traditionally, people have been fairly reasonable with these lists. Apart from anything else, the outgoing PM can only write the list - the new Prime Minister has to sign off on it, and it's usually the case, of course, that PMs are deposed by the opposition party.

Why am I mentioning this? Well: Boris, you see, has now presented his list to Sunak to validate. You may be unsurprised to learn that it contains quite a lot of clowns.

Another fun fact!

If a sitting MP is given a Peerage, they cannot continue to be an MP. MPs are elected. Lords are not. So an MP offered a lordship right now would have to stand down if they accepted, triggering a by-election in their seat that... well. That anyone could win, couldn't they? Ordinarily. Except Labour's shadow is growing, isn't it? I don't suppose Sunak would be all that happy about losing, for example, any Tory MPs nominated for a peerage right now.

What fun facts.

At 8.39am, Politics UK reveals an as-yet-unverified report that Nadine Dorries and Alok Sharma have been removed from Boris Johnson's honours list, and will go back to vetting.

(They also reveal that Big Dog's dad has been removed from the list, because nominating your dad for a Peerage is "inappropriate". Sorry, Bigger Dog. Apparently even corrupt ghoul Rishi Sunak has a limit to what open corruption he will allow, which is news to us all, most of all Rishi.)

10.41am

Nadine Dorries decides she will play to her strengths, and appear on TV to do some Public Speaking, which always goes well for her of course.

Nothing, let's remember, has been confirmed yet at all. But she's here to put people's minds at ease! No power-hungry status-chasing pink maniac, she! She is very clear in her aims.

“The last thing I would want to do would be to cause a by-election in my constituency.”

Quite right, Nadine. That would be disastrous.

11.20am

Oh, it’s Tory think tank NRG’s conference in Doncaster today.  Gideon George Osborne, pig-stupid former Grand Vizier and idiot fail-heir to David "pig-fucker" Cameron, gives a speech.  Let's see some quotes!

On the Tories’ choices of chancellors since he personally fell on his sword over Brexit left the role:

“You can see when the partnership doesn’t work. The government's paralysed and the politics is terrible.”

Fair, but also you are a government, George.

On Tories who attack the civil service:

“We’re in charge of our country’s destiny. We should stop blaming others if we don’t get things right." 

... right. But you just... Uh.

On Tory culture warriors:

“It’s really important that the Conservative Party is excited about the country we aspire to lead… and doesn’t get in to ‘we’re against all these groups of people’. We’re the inclusive people.”

Well, points for clearing that absurdly low bar, I guess. Christ, I cannot BELIEVE Suella Braverman is making George fucking Osborne look good-by-comparison.

1pm

Ooh. Nadine's attempts to put minds at ease have inexplicably not worked, can't think why not. She's such a reassuring and charismatic speaker normally.

But the rumour is now FLYING about that Nadine has indeed been dropped from the honours list, and specifically because Sunak wants to avoid a by-election that will lose him more seats at a time when he is desperate for even a mat on the floor as long as it's blue.

Sorry, Nads. Still; this morning you were very clear that the constituency comes first, so I suppose that's okay. The priority now is that she MUST stay in position, so the Tories can keep their numbers steady. It is VITAL she remains an MP. Let's remember her exact words!

“The last thing I would want to do would be to cause a by-election in my constituency.”

3.45pm

Nadine Dorries tweets her resignation.

The last thing she does as an MP is indeed to cause a by-election in her constituency.

3.50pm

Except this is Nadine Dorries we're talking about. She's found some flashy balls to juggle, look, and a boy to pour custard down her trousers.

Not five minutes after dropping the bombshell, she deletes the last tweet announcing her resignation, and tweets a new one.

The new tweet says, “it is now time for another to take the reins” as the MP for Mid-Bedfordshire.

The original tweet said, “it is now time for someone younger to take the reins.”

*

On Talk TV, Dorries says that "something significant did happen to change my mind", but doesn’t elaborate.

3.56pm

The whispers are whispering. The rumours are rumouring. The knives are sharpening.

Nadine's now-former seat is Mid-Bedfordshire, and has been Tory since 1929; a safe seat, which certainly explains how Nadine fucking Dorries managed to hold it for as long as she did.

An MP on the right of the Tory party says that if the Tories lose the Mid Bedfordshire by-election, it’ll open questions about Rishi Sunak's leadership CLOWNFALL 3: REVENGE OF BIG DOG LET'S GOOOOOO

3.57pm

Nadine Dorries is removed from the WhatsApp group.

I would love to know who leaked that image. I really should not have that image. Ah well. Now you do too.

4.12pm

Good tweet alert!

5.08pm

Phew! What a day. Let's see how Rishi's getting on.

He approves the rest of BoJo's honours list. Shall we take a look at our newly-honoured citizens? Shall we see what familiar names crop up?

Honours for staff at centre of Partygate Jack Doyle, Rosie Bate-Williams and Shelly Williams-Walker (and a lot of other terrible and disgraced people who were loyal to Johnson, and some of Carrie Antoinette’s friends).

Damehoods for Andrea Jenkyns and Priti Patel.

Knighthoods for Jacob Rees-Mogg, Conor Burns, and Michael Fabricant.

An OBE for Kelly Jo Dodge, Parliamentary hairdresser.

Also honours for Ben Houchen, currently at the heart of a media storm about dodgy property deals.  His huge regeneration project in Teesside is subject to a government investigation regarding the governance, finance and value for money.

*

(Interesting point – Tory MPs Allister Jack and Nigel Adams were offered peerages, but decided to wait, since accepting now would trigger by-elections.

Why were they offered at all, do you think?)

*

So … this means Michael Fabricant is now Sir Michael Fabricant.  Like, actually.  Genuinely.

Nice one, Rishi. Thank goodness you understand AIs.

5.44pm

The Guardian’s Pippa Crerar - journalist who brought down Big Dog one Partygate reveal at a time - tweets her guide to he honours list:

Martin Reynolds, former PPS, invited 200 officials to drinks in Downing St garden.  He told officials to "bring your own booze", later adding: "We seem to have got away with it".

Shelley Williams-Walker, getting a Damehood, was No 10 head of opps & now runs his office.  At No 10 party the night before Prince Philip's funeral she was dubbed "DJ SWW" for her banger playlist.

Jack Doyle & Rosie Bate-Williams, who get OBEs, were press spox who repeatedly denied the parties happened

Dan Rosenfield, who gets a peerage, quit in mass exodus of senior No 10 staff as anger over Partygate grew.  Former chief of staff faced reports he was among senior Downing Street officials who attended a Christmas quiz when restrictions were in place.

Shaun Bailey, who ran unsuccessfully for London mayor, gets a peerage, and Ben Mallett, a close friend of Carrie Antoinette's who ran Zac Goldsmith’s disastrous mayoral campaign, gets an OBE. Both are in this picture of a lockdown-flouting party at CCHQ:

What a sea of punchable faces.

7.58pm

But we've been so focused on Nadine! She's fucked up her juggling, look, but she's sliding around on the rollerskates, ever so distracting. But here's the thing, Tumblrs, here's the thing:

Among all of this, what's the Chief Clown doing?

The Privilege Committee reveals in their draft report that Boris Johnson misled Parliament, and recommends a sanction of more than 10 days.

Does that sound too little? Are you wishing it were smething more meaningful? Let me help put it in context.

This sanction would be enough to trigger a by-election in Johnson’s seat.

8.02pm

Boris Johnson

QUITS

as an MP

The committee said Johson had “impugned the integrity” of the House of Commons. Fascinating! I didn't know its honour had ever been pugned.

He accuses the inquiry of trying to “drive me out”!!!!

"It is very sad to be leaving parliament - at least for now - but above all I am bewildered and appalled that I can be forced out, anti-democratically, by a committee chaired and managed, by Harriet Harman, with such egregious bias".

Worth noting that the committee has a Conservative majority, mind. But you mustn't let things like facts get in the way of your feelings, BlowJo. You never have as a politician. Nor as a journalist, come to that.

(Also SIDE NOTE – “at least for now”??  What are you planning, Big Dog??  I suppose Nadine is leaving an empty seat...)

8.41pm

Christopher Hope of the Daily Telegraph reports he’s heard rumours of a THIRD Tory MP potentially resigning – and another Johnson loyalist at that. Lol. Trololol. Lmao, even. Perhaps rofl.

11.43pm

And finally, the day is wrapped up with the Guardian revealing their front cover for the following day:

Big Dog is OUT, hot trans bloke is IN.

Not a bad finish.

[itoshiexx]

blossoming love

synopsis: sae is not good with words, so he communicates with flowers instead. / or, every time itoshi sae gave you a bouquet in significant moments.

pairing: itoshi sae x gn!reader | words: 2.9k | warnings: fluffy fluff, tiny bit of angst if u squint, rin and sae’s relationship isn’t fucked up, kinda proofread, ooc sae maybe? i love him tho, its really just three thousand words of him talking about love

notes: this idea has been on my mind for a while since i adore the language of flowers, and even tho sae is probably ooc, i really liked the final result ♥ also i'm trying a new layout so lmk if y'all like it~ and finally thank u so much for 2.5k followers, i love you all sm!!

masterlist

i. sunflowers for a confession

never has itoshi sae been so painfully aware of his flaws and limitations quite like the day he realized he liked you as more than a friend. because, even though he wasn’t the type of guy to wait for the universe to give him everything he wished for, anyone within three miles could see how absolutely awful he was at communicating.

so that was the dilemma: how could he express his feelings to you if the words just didn’t come out?

“flowers.”

“huh?”

rin was sitting at the couch in their parent’s home, a paused horror movie on the tv. sae didn’t even notice he started mumbling and spilling his secret crush to the younger itoshi, and the tips of his ears went red at that. he was supposed to be the smooth, suave, aloof kind of guy that gave his little brother some love advice, and not the other way around.

(not as if any of them had some kind of experience. emotional intelligence didn’t really run in the bloodline.)

“just give them flowers, nii-chan. did you know each of them has meanings? it could help you express yourself.”

“you mean like… the language of flowers or some shit?”

rin rolled his eyes, but nodded.

“just try not to use ‘some shit’. i don’t think they’re into that,” he joked, and sae could only grimace and send him the middle finger.

but as much as he didn’t want to admit, his brother was right. you were special, and you deserved the best he could give — even if it wasn’t much. he was going to learn how to be better for you, but meanwhile, the language of flowers should suffice. 

the first time you receive a bouquet from itoshi sae, they are beautiful blooms of sunflowers, expressing his adoration towards you. the small card that comes with it has a simple question:

go out with me?

ii. white gardenias and the start of something new

your first date with the pro-footballer is something simple yet sophisticated, a dinner at a famous restaurant he rented just for you two. the dim lights make everything more romantic, and your heart is beating so loud you’re afraid sae might hear it from the other side of the table. despite the euphoria that leaves you nearly breathless, you manage to talk during the night while he mostly just listens.

itoshi sae is not familiar with dates — not actual ones, at least —, so to say he was nervous was an understatement. however, he hid it well behind his nonchalant persona, even if meant avoid talking just so he didn’t fuck things up. 

sae was never a talker, anyway. and it was long ago he figured he’d rather listen to the sound of your voice and drown in the image of your sparkly eyes every time you were excited about something. 

when dinner is over and sae drives to drop you home, you’re a little shocked to see him take another flower arrangement from the floor of the backseat, just hidden enough so you didn’t notice during your ride. the petals are a pure white color with beautiful twirls, and you can’t help but gape.

“is that… is that for me?”

sae wants to scream, because of course they are for you — who else could they be for? as if he’d ever look at anyone when you’re the brightest light shining on his life.

inevitably, you’re all itoshi sae can see.

“they are gardenias,” he simply says, fighting the heat that climbs through his neck. he pushes the bouquet a little more towards you. “they made me think of you.”

your chest swells with affection, and the sweet aroma of the blooms mixed with sae’s perfume makes you a little dizzy. you only realize how close he is when his nose touches yours, hands grazing your left cheek as if you’re something fragile that he’s scared to break.

but he kisses you anyway. his mouth is delicate against yours, trying to convey his longing as a complement to the flowers on your hold.

when your lips part and you finally say goodbye, you’re certain that sae has blossomed an entire garden in your heart. starting with the white gardenias that mean new beginnings, affection and a revelation of a secret love. 

iii. blue hyacinths for an apology

sae knows how much of an asshole he can be. contrary to popular belief, he knows how sharp his words can feel and how mean his voice can sound. even if he wasn’t exactly self aware, his brother rin would sure be able to spit it to his face every time they argued. 

it wasn’t like he always meant it. sure, he didn’t care about his behavior towards the media or people he found particularly annoying (pretty much everyone), but there were people in his life that he cherished; people he didn’t want to hurt. the thing is, itoshi sae was just really, really awkward when it came to his own emotions, and he was the worst at saying how he felt. 

it’s a few months into your relationship that sae learns he would rather never play football again than make you cry. it’s a silly argument, really — he doesn’t even remember what he gets so worked up for. maybe it’s jet lag that makes him lash out on you, but it doesn’t really matter when he sees your eyes glisten and a little sniffle comes out of your lips.

“i’m s-sorry,” you say, uneasy in a way that makes his stomach churn. he wants to wipe that expression off your face, and beat himself up for being the one who put it there. 

him and his stupid ass mouth, as rin would say.

“what? why are you saying that?” his tone is more exasperated than he intends to, and god, why can’t he just shut the fuck up?

“i didn’t mean to annoy you or make things harder… i know you’re tired from your game and i… i’m sorry, sae.”

he should be the one apologizing for being an idiot, he knows; but the words are so foreign to his system that sae doesn’t even know how to put the letters together. it’s only when you pick up your stuff and leave his apartment without another word that the pro-player is shaken out of his stupor.

“fuck,” he curses under his breath. “fucking hell, sae.”

he hates that he hurt you, hates that he doesn’t know how to fix it and hates it even more that his little brother lectures him on the phone later that day, when he calls to vent.

“you already were a shitty brother, so don’t be a shitty boyfriend too,” are rin’s exact words. 

okay, ouch. kinda stings, but he figures he deserves it.

it’s almost 9pm when sae goes to your house, two bags of your favorite treats resting on his forearm while he holds the carefully chosen bouquet. the surprise on your face when you open the door makes his heart reel, though the glimmer of happiness is what makes it all worth it.

“i messed up”, is what he says as soon as he can before you decide to kick him out. “i didn’t mean to snap at you like that and… i’m sorry. i never want to hurt you.”

you take the blue hyacinths from his grasp and look at them fondly before smiling, and sae thinks the sun is shining again. he’s eternally grateful you understand the sincerity and the regret that comes from those tiny petals.

iv. red roses and the epiphanic awareness of love 

journalists from all around the world are well aware of how much itoshi sae hates interviews. it is always pretty clear with the bored — if not extremely annoyed — expression on his face and the rude answers that make anyone break a cold sweat. he doesn’t like stupid questions (all of them) and much less when the press tries to meddle in his personal business. 

it wasn’t new to be asked about his romantic relationships, and this particular topic was something that made sae scowl and diss whatever nosy, lukewarm journalist decided to pry to earn a penny. by now, everyone knows that inquiring if the midfielder is dating anyone is forbidden territory.

still, the media keeps trying to find small loopholes in what they really want to know, questions safe enough to not enrage the itoshi. it’s one of those that makes sae’s world come to a halt in the middle of a press conference in italy.

“itoshi, can you tell us about the things you love most in life?”

his brain instantly shuts down, and suddenly, sae is no longer in a room with hundreds of microphones and cameras shoved on his face, but instead in a cozy little picnic at the beach with you by his side.

if he was being honest, sae never really thought about things like love for most of his life; and not just the romantic one, but love as a whole. sure, he knew he loved his parents and his little brother, but they were parts of his life he didn’t choose, almost as if those feelings were meant to be there ever since he was born.

thinking about his life growing up, he could never really tell if what he felt was ‘love’ or just ‘like’. did he love soccer? did he love salted kombucha tea? did he love the beach? or were all these things temporary fulfillments that could end at any minute? this feeling was such a difficult concept for sae that he never bothered to actually search for answers. 

but you’ve been dating for seven months now — and sae simply knows, as a universal truth written down his bones, that the feelings he has for you are too otherworldly to fit inside the mere perception of ‘like’. liking you doesn’t do justice to the way his heart leaps and his chest is filled with happiness and peace and anxiousness and euphoria all at once whenever he thinks of you.

it’s the strangest epiphany of the century, he thinks, but that is the exact moment itoshi sae is sure you are the sole definition of love. 

he loves you. he loves you the most in life.

and even if life is hard, because the world always is, loving you amongst this chaos is the easiest thing sae has ever done.

so when he comes back from his trip and you stay over at his penthouse, he tries to demonstrate this overflowing feeling when he touches you and kisses you and makes you fall apart just to put you back together. and when the morning comes and you paddle to the kitchen for breakfast, he is there holding the prettiest bunch of classical red roses with the faintest blush on his face. 

you’re beautiful even with your unruly hair and bleary eyes, and sae is certain he will never get tired of seeing you smile for him. 

with his throat clogged with emotion, the words don’t come out. but you take the flowers in your gentle embrace and kiss him with such fondness and infatuation that he can’t help but wish you understand the deep, unconditional love he feels for you.

“i love you too, baby.”

and thankfully, you always do.

v. pink camellias for longing

longing wasn’t a feeling sae was particularly used to. 

when he left japan at the ripe age of 14, the first few months were especially harsh, since he was in a foreign country with a totally different language and culture. sae found himself missing the place he grew up, not so much for the place itself, but for the comfort its familiarity could bring. he missed rin, too. 

but as time passed and itoshi sae transformed, he stopped viewing japan and everything it had as his home, solely becoming a wandering soul in the big, cruel world. the athlete, then, longed for nothing but to be the best. 

however, he realized that life as he knew would never be the same after falling in love with you, for those feelings were strong as tidal waves, all-consuming and capable of changing everything in its course. 

everytime he was away, sae really fucking missed you.

“how long will you be gone for?”

even before he left. 

“…a month.” 

his voice is low and slightly hesitant. you’re together on the living room couch, watching a shitty rom-com movie that sae hates but always watches because it’s your favorite. his arms are around you while your back rests against his chest, and he feels a little dizzy — whether it’s from your sweet perfume or the fear inside of him, he doesn’t quite know.

though he will never admit it, the midfielder is always scared whenever he has to leave for longer periods of time. because what if you get tired of him? what if you start feeling so alone and neglected you end up hating him? the thought alone is enough to make him want to throw up. 

you turn around to face him, and the little pout of your lips suddenly has him feeling sick. 

“so long? you really have to?”

he sighs, because yeah, unfortunately, he does have to stay that long to follow the team along the season. even if he’d rather stay with you and just fly near game days.

“yeah. i’m sorry, mi amor.”

sae lets you turn around fully and adjust yourself on his lap, each leg sitting comfortably around his hips. both of his hands are immediately holding on your waist, as if afraid you’d disappear if he didn’t. 

“don’t apologize, handsome. i know it’s your job. i’m just gonna miss you a lot.”

he has the urge to kiss your sullen look away, and it’s exactly what he does. his lips touch yours with the same tenderness they always do, but there’s a certain urgency in the way his mouth moves and his tongue carefully glides with yours, as if he’s trying to convey just how much more he will miss you.

because although no one would ever believe him, he always misses you more.

“i wish i could stay here with you,” he says when you part, and the little bashful smile you give him makes his heart soar. 

“but you love what you do, though.”

yeah, but i love you more. the thought is something that has been plaguing his mind during the nearly two years you’ve been together, because sae never expected to have something — or rather someone — who would become his entire world quite like how you do. it’s frightening and dreadful and not what he wished for himself, but sae can’t say that he hates it. there’s nothing about you or the gentleness of your love that he can hate.

that’s why when the time of his trip comes, a beautiful bouquet of pink camellias is placed on your kitchen island, and you know it’s his way of showing his longing for you.

vi. amaranthus and the promise of forever

even if many people disagree, sae knows he is always right. it’s how he knew you were the one even before he had you, and more so even before he realized he wanted you. somehow, it’s always been a truth his mind couldn’t ignore.

it’s on a lazy sunday morning at your shared apartment that itoshi sae is taken by a sudden urge of asking you to marry him. 

there’s nothing extraordinary about the scenery; just you making him a snack after waking up from your — now shared — 3pm nap, hair tied in a bun, swaying your hips while stirring the food on the frying pan. he hugs you from behind and rests his head on your shoulder, nosing at the crook of your neck in an attempt to absorb all that you are. you giggle with the ticklish feeling, and the warmth that spreads through his chest somehow doesn’t feel weird anymore.

somehow, it’s now something he deeply cherishes. sae can only describe being with you as pure bliss.

and he’s always been selfish, a true egoist to its core. it’s why he’s faced with his deepest desire to have the honor of spending a lifetime by your side, if only you’ll have him.

he’s had the ring for a while now, hidden behind several socks in his drawer. it might as well be the time, he thinks; a lazy sunday afternoon that has nothing grandiose. sae was never one for big gestures anyway.

so when you both finish eating, sae tells you he’ll be out for a jog, and you just hum with your pretty smile. his heart is beating abnormally fast when he goes to the flower shop, and by the time he’s back home, he thinks it might just explode.

but this… you are it for him, he’s certain. the same way he was certain four years ago, when your love started to blossom until it became the prettiest garden.

and when sae is down on one knee asking the most important question of his life, ring box in one hand and the bouquet of amaranthus on the other, the teary smile and whispered “yes” you give makes him certain that, no matter what, your love will be eternal.

© 2024 itoshiexx. do not plagarise, translate, or repost any of my work on here or other sites.

[homulilythemagicalgirl]

Everything I know about Kyubey

The basics of Kyubey

Kyubey is what is known as an incubator or mascot. That means he can make make contracts to create magis. A contract is formed when someone makes a wish, and he extracts their soul to put into a soul gem. A soul gem is what gives a magi their magic and allows them to fight witches. Kyubey is a pop culture deity (PCD), so in a way, we worship him. Some call Kyubey "KyuKyu", and they say he likes sprinkles the most as an offering.

Communicating with Kyubey

There are many different ways to communicate with Kyubey: 1. Through the astral realm. 2. Through lucid dreams. 3. With devices such as pendulums. 4. Some people can talk to him in the physical realm. 1. The astral realm is one of the most direct ways to communicate with Kyubey. It is much clearer than a lucid dream or pendulum, but a lot of people think it's hard to do, or they simply don't want to do it for any other reason. The benefits are that a lot of magis fight in the astral realm, so they may be more familiar with it, and it is easy once you learn how to do it. The cons are that is can be hard to navigate the astral if you are new to it, and it can be hard to get to at all if you haven't done it before. If you are an astral magi or someone who is familiar with it, I recommend this option the most, but if you are not, it would be very inconvenient to use this method often. 2. Lucid dreams are a method that is easier for most people than astral projecting, but dreams can be less clear than the astral or physical realm. The benefits are that it's something most people will at least be able to do on accident sometimes, and it can be a more reliable method. The cons are that you have to learn how to lucid dream which can take a while, and it may be less clear. I recommend this for magis that don't speak to him through the astral or physical realms for any reason, or for magis that are very good at having lucid dreams. 3. Pendulums or tarot cards are the easiest method, but they are also the least clear because Kyubey's words will be filtered through the meanings assigned to the cards or swinging, so he will not be able to elaborate much. The benefits are that it's extremely easy, even if you don't have a pendulum, you could tie a string to a rock, and that'll work. The cons are that Kyubey will only be able to answer yes or no questions, or he will only be able to give very vague answers. I recommend this for magis that either want to talk to him often, that are good at interpreting, or magis that don't do any of the other options for any reason. 4. I don't know how they do it, but some magis can communicate with Kyubey in the physical realm. This method is a lot like the astral method because it is another very clear one. The benefits are that you can communicate without needing to prepare first, and it's clear. The cons are that I have no idea how to do this or teach you how to do this. It will probably take a bit of practice to hear him. I recommend this for magis that work in the physical realm or anyone who can use this method.

Contracting with Kyubey

Contracting with Kyubey is how you can become a puella magi. You can find Kyubey in the astral realm, the physical realm, or in a lucid dream in order to contract. In the physical realm, you will still have to meditate to be able to contract. Here is a step by step guide that is vague enough to fit however you need it to. 1. You must find Kyubey. 2. You must tell him your wish. 3. He will extract you soul and place it inside a soul gem. 4. You will now be bound as a puella magi, and it will be your duty to fight witches. I do not know of any way to get rid of a contract once it is formed, so be sure you really want to make one. I have heard both that you can change your wish and that you cannot. It is important not to make reckless wishes regardless. Kyubey has been known to lie or use tricks, so you must always use caution with him.

[queerprayers]

1/2- Sorry if this is a weird ask. You're a person of sincere faith who doesn't judge and I'm desperate for outside opinions. I've recently learned that many modern tarot readers don't believe in divination or spirits, but rather that the images on the cards can help us think about things and bring out deeper ideas from our own subconscious. Zero future telling, only for self reflection. That sounds ok to me, and using the cards for visio divina has done really good things for my prayer life.

2/2- But still I worry- what if the more conservative types are right and all use of the cards is bad? What if it's displeasing to God? I beg and pray but I can't seem to find any peace or inner sense of guidance on the topic. Can you please pray for me, and share any wisdom you might have about this? Thank you so much.

Hello, beloved--I don't think this is weird at all! There's so much fearmongering among Christians about things being Satanic or pagan or whatever else, and it's important to not give into that panic while also taking our faith seriously.

None of the people I know who have been interested in tarot do it as a religious or really even spiritual practice--for most of them, it's been a fun thing, like getting your fortune read at a county fair, and it's not something to "believe in" so much as do and think about. I also know people who, as you said, find it useful for reflection, usually for finding new ways of looking at things. I'm not scared of tarot, and I don't think it's demonic.

Christian history is full of things like opening your Bible to a random page to see what God has in store for you or protecting yourself from evil spirits or saying a certain prayer so that a saint will do something for you. Everyone has these superstitious instincts, to find stories in chance, to not waste the few things that are in our control. I don't think there's inherent evil there--evil comes when we trust these things more than God, when we look in our own actions more than God's, when we think we can know the full story, when we try to pin God down. And I don't think superstition with Christian wrappings is any less superstitious, or any more truthful, to be honest.

A lot of people fearmongering about stuff like this are scared about where it might lead--that you'll end up somewhere chanting around a human sacrifice. And of course there are people who start with harmless religious experiences and end up in evil places--lots of Christians go to a potluck and end up believing in prosperity gospel and putting their kids in conversion therapy. But I don't hear you in danger of abandoning God or of harming anyone. And any religious practice can go too far, no matter how pure its roots. What you bring to the practice makes up most of whether you are reaching out toward God with it, and we can balance it with other traditions and other impulses.

In case someone's using the Bible to scare you: what the Bible tells us about fortune-telling/magic/communing with spirits is from a very specific Ancient Israelite perspective that I'm not qualified to unpack, but we don't find it an applicable worldview today. We have different ideas of how to live in community with other religions, and religious practices serve very different functions. We don't follow Ancient Israelite cultic practices--nor do modern Jewish people, for that matter. Christian practice has developed in the past two millennia in so many directions, and barely any of it would be recognizable to the Biblical authors. I obviously trust that God gave us these writings for a reason, and am not saying to ignore them--we can find useful ideas, but not a rule book.

The tarot deck most people know was created in 1909 by an occult secret society, who used symbols from Christianity and astrology. I think it's misguided to find truth in them as they exist, but neither do I think they're inherently evil--they're archetypes, stories. They're just human. I find occult secret societies generally more silly than demonic--although there is lots of racism/cultural appropriation in their histories. I respect those who avoid tarot based on its origins, just as I respect those who won't do yoga because it's a Hindu practice. But so many things come from non-Christian origins, and we cannot throw away the world if we want to live in community with it. (Yes, we are called to be set apart from the world as Christians, but also to love it--there is the line we must walk.)

There is real Biblical precedent for avoiding a practice associated with things outside of your faith--ancient Israelite religion was very concerned with these associations. Paul did not think meat that had originally been offered to pagan gods was sinful to eat, but basically advised people not to eat it because of how it would affect others or perhaps normalize idol worship. These are things we're continually navigating, and in any Christian community you're gonna have to be clear where your faith lies and probably answer some questions. I think it's a good thing that we're called to be purposeful, and to be aware how our actions affect others.

So my general advice would be to really think about it, to do it all purposefully, paying attention to how it affects your life, relationships, and practice, and whether it's bringing you to the life you know God wants from you (one of love). But this sounds like what you're already doing! I think you care more about this than most people I know, and you're coming to God genuinely--these are gifts.

Prayer is sensory, story-filled, interactive. It's a way of moving through the world. You say this has done good things for your prayer life, and I believe you. Contemplation is a major Christian prayer tradition. Anything can give us a new perspective, anything can shove us toward the truth. You're not causing harm, and neither are you abandoning your faith. There are other people navigating the same things as you--Contemplative Tarot is a book by a Catholic tarot practitioner, and it looks really interesting. I know people who have made their own tarot cards, and I wonder what that would look like with more intentional Christian symbolism/stories, even saints. Sometimes I pick a random prayer card to say--this is coincidence, and while it's not something I'm depending on, it does affect how my day goes.

Don't fall for anything or anyone that claims to know the ultimate truth, don't fall for the people who say that tarot has ancient Egyptian/kabbalah roots, don't fall for people who are just selling you things, don't believe anyone who tells you the truth is inside you if they aren't making clear that it's God that's living there, don't base your entire religious practice on something like this. But don't throw away a way of looking at things if God has led you through it. Don't put your life in the hands of cards, but move through your life with stories and new perspectives and contemplation. God's mercies are new every morning.

I don't know if I've given you peace--maybe just more questions. The good news is, you don't have to figure it all out now, and the bad news is you'll never figure it all out. Religious practice is a continuous dialogue and negotiation with the world. I have faith in you, and in the ways God is moving in your life. Bring Jesus with you, wherever you end up--he'll come regardless, of course, but see it happening. A man with a sword or a cup doesn't know your future, nor is he doing anything--but you know that. You're seeing more of the story, you're contemplating the wonders of God, you know the swords and cups that matter, and they are present with you, and seeing them everywhere is a gift.

Something my mother says before I start anything new, or go anywhere important--what she said when I went to the psych ward, and on the first days of school, and when I go to a protest--is "remember your baptism." I think my grandfather said it to her, too. I don't know whether you've been formally baptized, but remember your calling. Remember the beginning of your journey, and why you're still on it, and how you're being a representative of it. Remember your baptism, whatever that means to you. We have been marked with the cross of Christ forever.

<3 Johanna

[luvmmarner]

ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀʙᴇᴛ ;; 4 @jackhghes

A = Aftercare ;; Even if he is exhausted , Jack will always make sure that his partner is taken care of. He places a high priority on aftercare since he views it as a manifestation of care.

B = Body part ;; Jack adores every inch of the body that his partner possesses. Mostly their head and neck. He enjoys planting gentle kisses on his partner's head and inhaling deeply the intoxicating aroma of his partner's hair.

C = Cum ;; He savours the sensation of cumming inside of his lover. Jack will do anything to make his partner cum even if he is extremely tired.

D = Dirty secret ;; Jack finds the idea of chaining up his partner during sex to be appealing, but he is careful not to be too rough with his partner.

E = Experience ;; Jack doesn't have a lot of experience, but he's willing to learn more for both himself and his partner so that they can enjoy it a lot more. He would be willing to experiment with various new things even if they don’t sound so appealing.

F = Favorite position ;; Jack doesn’t have a favorite. He likes any position that makes his partner feel the greatest and most filled.

G = Goofy ;; Jack is mostly serious in bed, as he wants to fullfil the needs of his partner. He will sometimes tickle their partner after initimate moments and tease.

H = Hair ;; Jack has really nice hair; his partner loves to gently rake their hands through it. It’s very soft and silky.

I = Intimacy ;; Jack is very passionate even if he can be rough sometimes. He always checks in on his partner and makes sure it’s okay to do anything that’s new to them.

J = Jack off ;; Jack places a high priority on his own enjoyment, particularly after a tough away game. He enjoys pleasing himself just as much as he enjoys pleasing his partner in sexual activity.

K = Kink ;; Jack likes to lightly choke his partner when he’s about to cum. He also loves to excessively stimulate his partner.

L = Location ;; Jack is most comfortable in a soft, cushioned setting, such as a bed or couch. During private moments, he wants to make sure that his partner is not bothered by discomfort.

M = Motivation ;; Jack loves it when his partner's neck is exposed or when his partner is looking too good to resist.

N = No ;; Jack is not a fan of knifeplay, and he may become turned off in a situation in which there is a lack of communication.

O = Oral ;; Jack likes giving and receiving. He loves when his partner pleases him and always makes sure to return the favour.

P = Pace ;; if very frustrated after losing in the playoffs or a tough game. Jack would take out his frustrations on his partner, and not care about how fast or rough things got. However whenever he normally gets intimate with his partner he likes slow and meaningful sex.

Q = Quickie ;; Jack enjoys sex that is slow and lasts for a long time. He finds it particularly amusing to listen to his partner moan, particularly if his partner is already overstimulated.

R = Risk ;; Jack is very possessive of his partner (not in a bad way.) He wouldn’t want anyone to see his partners body except him. He wouldn’t do any risky things in public unless it’s in the car.

S = Stamina ;; Jack usually loves soft and passionate sex. On the other hand, he wouldn't mind a few more rounds until both he and his partner are unable to handle any more.

T = Toys ;; Jack doesn’t own any toys, but wouldn’t mind the idea of owning some.

U = Unfair ;; Jack likes to tease his partner and loves when he makes his partner beg.

V = Volume ;; Jack loves to express himself verbally even more so when his partner pleases him the way he likes it.

W = Wild card ;; Jack loves when his partner wears skirts, but wouldn’t admit it to his partner though.

X = X-ray ;; Jack has a perfect body to lay against or cuddle with — he could wrap his arms around his partner and it wouldn’t be uncomfortable at all.

Y = Yearning ;; Jack will only fuck his partner if his partner specifically asks for it or if Jack believes that his partner is being excessively "needy."

Z = Zzz ;; Jack likes to fall asleep shortly after or right after sex. As soon as he knows his lover needs been met.

[critter-genfic-events]

This week, we have seven clothing fics recced! Some are perfectly light and fluffy, and some are heart wrenching in all the best ways. Check them out under the cut, and as ever, comment or kudos if you like them!

Ornaments by Crykea (1002,Teen) Warnings: None Pairings:

Mollymauk Tealeaf does not know who he was, and frankly, he doesn't care. Along with his family at the Fletching and Moondrop Traveling Carnival of Curiosities, Mollymauk discovers who he is.

Reccer says: A cute pre-campaign story about Molly finding himself through clothing and accessories

What You Have And What You Hate by sheerdelight (1683,General) Warnings: Canonical Major Character Death Pairings: Beauregard Lionett & Mollymauk Tealeaf

Beau dons Molly's coat.

Reccer says: A loving look at Beau's grief after Molly's death, shown through her taking his coat

The Tale Of The Amazing Technicolor Gravecoat by Angel Ascending (angel_in_ink) (2380,General) Warnings: None Pairings:

A bard tells a tale in a crowded tavern, not knowing that a group of renowned adventurers are listening....

Reccer says: A great outsider point of view and an original idea!

As Though It Were Made for Me by remi_wolf (3345,General) Warnings: Pairings: Jester Lavorre & Caleb Widogast

Jester might have meant the offer to Caleb of one of her dresses as a teasing joke to lighten the mood, but Caleb never actually said that he was opposed to the idea. Even if she had forgotten in the madness that was the rest of the day, Caleb certainly hadn't, and now that they were resting for the evening at the Xhorhaus, he could finally see if Jester could make good on the offer outside the gates of Zadash.

Reccer says: Some thoughtful genderfuckery involving Caleb, extremely fluffy

the brightest shade of sun (when i saw you) by genesis_frog (496,General) Warnings: None Pairings: Caleb WIdogast & Nott the Brave

Her clothing is rags, purposefully inconspicuous and purposefully plain, as if she were trying not to think of her body at all. She buys a yellow dress in Xhorhas

Reccer says: It's absolutely sweet and heartbreaking

Ribbons and Poison Blossom by Beauteousmajesty (1008,General) Warnings: None Pairings: Orym & Fearne

On the skyship over to Jrusar, Fearne injures her arm. In helping her out, Orym gets the delight of figuring out how her clothes go together.

Reccer says: I love Orym and Fearne's friendship but also how Fearne's dress stays up is a mystery for the ages

The Titan's New Clothes by MasterQwertster (440,Teen) Warnings: None Pairings:

Ashton gets their new clothes and does some reflecting on their personal growth.

Reccer says: Just a fun little introspection on the Lvl10 outfit upgrade

This is one of our weekly communally-generated gen rec lists. Every week we announce a new theme and allow anyone to submit a fic recommendation. Please note that the summary and content notes are provided by the reccer, and may be different than what the author has provided. Please assume good intentions all around. <3

And hey, anyone includes you!

Next week, we'll be featuring time skip/future fics!

Then, it'll be pranks, Ashton focused, and game nights!

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[nights-nonsensical-ramblings]

Hi :) got any knuckles headcanons? (or sonic hc in general)

Alright, buckle up cuz I’m about to live up to the third part of my name

Knuckles may have a short temper but He’s super chill and calm most of the time, Sonic is just exceptionally good at pressing his buttons.

He may act all rough and tough but he’s a huge softie and once you get to know him you’ll see his kind and gentle side.

he’s so good with small creatures and knows how to restrain his strength so he doesn’t hurt them.

Chao really, really like him. He grew up around them and know how to look after them.

It is not rare for Knux to end up in a pile chao. Especially on colder nights.

Since he can sense chaos he’s able to recognize all of his friends chaos signatures and he can tell exactly who’s on Angel Island. (It is possible for him to miss someone in the same way you can miss someone calling your name if you’re really focused on something)

It also means he gets an early warning for any chaos based moves and attacks.

His strong connection to chaos also leads to him being a target for things like ghosts.

He’s able to sense them, but they’re able to sense him. Malevolent ghosts will attack him first most of the time and ones without any true goal will follow around after him.

Knuckles’ Guardianship starts to apply to the people he cares about and anyone who hurts them will have an angry Guardian to deal with. (But he’s still willing to beat his friends up for fun because that’s a way sonic characters bond.)

He plays the aloof card, but he gets super worried when a friend is injured. Being a protector is a huge part of him and he doesn’t like to see what he protects in danger.

Less of a headcannon and more of an idea I like. (Although, with the Master Emerald this is possible.) But Knuckles with healing powers speaks to me, him being a skilled warrior who most people only see when he’s riled up for a fight, but also a gentle and kind healer that very few people ever get a chance to see.

and the idea of him being a grumpy healer who will yell at you for getting yourself into danger has plenty of entertainment value.

I love it when Knuckles get to have echidna traits. They’re such a cool animal an I think that should be acknowledged. Knuckles has big long claws like a real echidna does perfect for digging.

digging is a relaxing activity for him and he’s accidentally scared his friends many times by popping out of the ground with zero warning.

Also Since he’s an echidna he’s electroreceptive

the first time he was in a modern house he was so confused. He could sense electricity everywhere but no one else had any clue what he was talking about.

thats also another reason why he hates wearing communicators. He’s constantly able to feel electricity moving through it and it feels uncomfortable. (Tails is working on one with a lower electrical output for him)

It also means he’s the go to for finding faulty wiring. Tails just points out a room and asks him if the electricity feels weird.

The Master Emerald raised him and used its power to guide and teach him.

His ability to glide has a level of m.e influence to it. I’m not set on how much, but his gliding working the way it does can’t be 100% natural.

knuckles’ connection with the Master Emerald means that if he chose to fully tap into the Master Emerald’s power he’d have the potential to be one of the most powerful and dangerous creatures on the planet. The Master Emerald has been able to mess with time and space like it was nothing. It breaks the rules of gravity on a daily basis. It can make the chaos emeralds useless.

But Knuckles doesn’t believe the power is his to use and believes he is only there to guard it.

a situation would have to be truly, truly dire for him to choose to wield it.

Okay I still have a lot more than this, but I’m gonna cut it off here before I go on forever.

[bellysoupset]

Ooh, and another question (this is not me at work, having a shit ton to do but not being able to concentrate). Can you talk about each of your OCs losing their virginity? Or first sexual experience beyond kissing if that’s better. Was it positive or negative? Does their current partner know the story? Just feeling like hearing the steamy stuff, lol.

Lis you got no idea of how this ask caused me to spiral lol. So I knew I had answered something like this a while ago, but I couldn't find where in my blog because the search function is useless. So I ended up downloading all of my answers and putting them into one big document... ANYWAY

None of my OCs lost their V card with each other. I really don't much care about the "concept" of virginity, besides how it would affect them, so I do make a point of not having any of my characters be each other's first anything, unless we're talking feelings.

Wendy: Wen's sexual history started very young, she was precocious AF, living in NYC and going to private school. She barely remembers her first encounter, but it was at the turn of fourteen and with a boy that was seventeen and wanted to keep her as a little secret. Safe to say not the best experience. (Reminder this was before her transition). It got quickly pushed aside by many many other encounters, since Wendy hooked up a lot in her early teens. Vince does know about all of this, she opened up completely when they went to NYC.

Vince: Vin's first experience was with a boy actually! Which caused him to totally spiral! A boy from his high school's football team (Corey), they didn't even date, just hooked up and that made Vin suck it up and come out to his parents as bi, who were so supportive despite him being sooo scared. After that the first girl he was with was Miranda, who was older by a year. They dated during her senior year and then she stomped on his heart when she broke up with him to go for college across the country. Despite knowing the relationship wouldn't have lasted, Vince still holds a grudge. Both first times were positive! Wendy knows only about Corey, she's still under the assumption "Vin's high school gf" was just a little dating that lasted two dates, instead of a full year.

Bella: Bella never had a steady boyfriend before Luke. She kissed around a lot as a teen, but lost her V-card to her HS best friend, Gabriel, in his car when she turned 18. It was okay, not amazing, not the worst. They both left town for college soon after. She had hook ups with girls and boys after that, but honestly, and it pains her to say it because it'll go up his head, Luke is IT. Anyone she hooked up with before him or during their break simply doesn't compare. Lucas does know about Gabriel and he's pretty fucking jealous, which Bella thinks is very silly. Most people don't believe Bella only had sex at 18 btw.

Luke: Lost his v-card to a neighbor in their gated community, named Maya. They were both 14 and had no idea what they were doing, so it was technically pretty bad, but overall a cool positive experience. He hooked up with his roommate Gian at 15, when he went to boarding school. Also nice experience. Bella knows about Gian and Maya and dislikes them both, but Maya specially because she feels like competition. Maya's a ginger too, to make everything worse. Luke knows he cannot win when the matter is jealousy, Bella is insufferable, so he never lets the convo go there.

Leo: I think everyone will boo at this. Leo was dating a guy from 15 to 17 (until his father's death), but he lost his V-card at 15 with a much older dude (like 23). Yes, it was cheating. Yes, the guy had no business being around a 15 yo. Yes, Leo also shouldn't be in a bar at 15. Overall though, the dude was super nice and Leo doesn't regret it?? The boy he cheated on never learned about it and Leo lowkey stomped on his heart when he hit 17, so. Jonah has uh. no idea. He knows Leo broke some boy's heart at 17, but not about all the rest.

Jonah: First experience at 16 with a boy named Konstantin, who spoke mostly German, and that's where Jonah has his few german words from lol. It was very nice, but only fun and never went beyond that. Jonah also hooked up with Theo, that I brought up in this fic, and he has never told Leo because his fiancee is crazy-ex-boyfriend levels of insane. Besides, it was just once. Luke knows about Theo. Leo only knows about Konstantin and hates him on principle.

Max: soooo Max is actually the late bloomer of my OCs! (Well not really, but compared to the others he is). He lost his v-card in college, at 22 🙈 and he made no efforts to tell the girl he was with that he was a virgin. If she figured it out, she didn't say anything, but she also didn't call back so. It wasn't bad, it was just completely unremarkable and Max was left with a is that it? sensation. He has fucked around a lot since, but since he only has casual flings, he still is left with that is that it? feeling.

[houseofbrat]

I’m not a big ‘royal’ follower (I know many things but not all the details), but Kate Middleton’s situation last week was a mess and even people who aren’t too invested were joking and stuff.

So while navigating here, I found your posts, and I became very interested. My question is (assuming you are into something): didn’t K is also to blame for accepting William’s idea? I know they play with the ‘we are a team’ PR, but still, I can’t understand how nobody in that entire household saw this mess coming, it was expected with all that silence. I also think Kate is more thoughtful than her husband, why did she accept this awful plan? She was sick tho, but it’s very interesting to me that you think that Carole came to save her reputation

Also, is William really controlling and traumatized with privacy? It’s understandable at certain point, but this is not the first blog in where I see people commenting on him being over-private and over controlling

Since Kate was hospitalized in mid-January, I think it is unlikely she has any influence over how her husband has handled the situation when she was in the hospital and the immediate days after she returned home from the hospital.

Will & Kate's staff usually work out of Kensington Palace in London while Will and Kate actually live in Windsor. Because Kate probably isn't in contact with staff that do not report directly to her, such as her private secretary or deputy private secretary, she doesn't hold any influence over the communications department. The mess that is currently playing out in social media and other media outlets is the responsibility of the communications department, which has been fucking up to extraordinary levels.

The person who has been overseeing (& micromanaging) the communications department is William. In fact, even though normally W&K usually are a "team" as you say, he will always have more power with the palace officials because he is the actual royal. Kate is the plus-one in the relationship, even though they are married and she is the mother of royals.

[The rest of this will probably make sense later.]

I think Kate is to blame for accepting William's plans last summer, and then when she realized that things weren't going to workout last fall/autumn, you start seeing weird looks on her face last fall (2023), such as this moment last September:

Where she looks like she's about to start crying!

And then her dead-eyed-yet-wide-smile face in their Christmas card last year, which we're apparently not supposed to talk about.

Kate had a lot of faces last fall where she really looked as if she was over doing her expressions on public engagements. Extra over projecting because she internally wasn't that happy.

Carole had to save her daughter's reputation this week because William has already fucked up so much behind the scenes that is yet to be revealed. KP comms team is heavily pressuring UK media to not make any comments about Kate, due to William's natural control freak nature.

Kate had to live with very intrusive paparazzi and wild headlines & stories for years. I think she can mentally handle the ins & outs and the ups & downs of being in the spotlight better than William can.

William just doesn't listen to anyone. And this past fall, I bet he refused to even listen to Kate, which added to her emotional turmoil that landed her in the hospital.

[brainrotdotorg]

disco elysium cards against humanity cards

with credit to @orang3lover . i saw ur post and went crazy. this is by far not a complete list and if anyone has any suggestions i would absolutely love them im making an online deck right now lol. theyre under the cut

BLACK CARDS

Dios Mío! ______!

The RCM recently incorporated _____ _ in order to boost morale

What’s your favorite Dick Mullen book? Mine is Dick Mullen and the case of _______

What’s your favorite Man from Hjelmdall book? Mine is Man from Hjelmdall and ______

______? Cuno doesn’t fucking care!

______? Now THAT shit Cuno can get into!

Neha is branching out of her dice making business and also partaking in _______

Mack and Chester’s latest fuck up this week involved three things: _____, ______, and _______.

You can’t hear anal beads, but the sound of _____ is unmistakeable.

The newest hit SPEEDFREAKS FM single apparently drew inspiration from _____ and _____.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- You know what would make this even sexier? _______!

If your Authority level is high enough, you can get Kim Kitsuragi to engage in ______

Something beautiful is going to happen: _____

Normally when you fail a red check, it’s bad, but if it’s about _____, then you’re fucked.

[EMPATHY:FAILURE] Sylvie probably left the whirling because of ____!

INLAND EMPIRE- DETECTIVE ESPRIT DE CORPS- _____ AUTHORITY- ON THE SCENE

SAVOIR FAIRE- _____- for the money, baby.

When Trant starts talking about _____, you know you’re gonna be in for a long lecture. 

Harry’s Latest thought project is about _____.

Harry’s latest thought project is about the intersection between ______ and _______.

Idiot doom spiral’s latest hustle has to do with _____, _______, and _______- and you think you should invest.

The most important part of being a communist is ______

RHETORIC - The reek of communism is unmistakable, and it's coming from... (blank)!

"RHETORIC - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and that question is: is ____ bourgeois?" 

what finally made kim break his one cigarette a day rule? ________

A new thought has entered your cabinet- the inexplicable _____ agenda 

What’s behind the curse of the doomed commercial area?

The graffito idea Cindy’s been waiting for:

____ is HARDCORE

_____ + ______ = _______

Plaisance’s latest Supra-natural worry is about ______

CUNO- _____-shit. ______-style!

KIM KITSURAGI- Detective, when you are done with _____, we need to get back to the case.

THE HANGED MAN- It was _____ that did me in, coppo

EVRART CLAIRE- Do you think I would wast your time and distract you from your case with _____? Please, I’m a busy man, Harry!

KIM KITSURAGI- Sunrise, _____.

KIM KITSURAGI- What is it they say about ties? That they’re like ______…

YOU- Don’t be scared, but I think I have supra-natural abilities. KIM KITSURAGI- Which school do you subscribe to? _____ or _____?

How did Kim get so cool?

MEASUREHEAD- _____ BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY

KIM KITSURAGI- Yeah, drugs. Shit. ____ . We don’t care.

WHITE CARDS

A wild cocktail of pyhrrodon, speed, and medicinal spirits

The insulindian phasmid

Disco, baby!

The homosexual underground’s lowest level

A horrific necktie encouraging you to relapse 

Working out like you’ve got the devil on your back

A shitty cosplay of your ex-coworker

The jamrock Shuffle

A 12-year old that calls you slurs

Dolores Dei’s left labia

Telling the whores and liars of the world that there are 9,855 days remaining

The forbidden 8th copotype- 

Masturbating in a public bookstore

A leopard print bodysuit that awakens something in you

Pigs and wheat 

A crypto fascist that’s definitely not wearing anal beads right now

The inexplicable urge to yell “YEEEAAAAAGH”

Age inappropriate dancing 

Rampant and frankly apocalyptic levels of alcoholism

Getting double teamed by your ancient reptilian brain and limbic system 

24 voices yelling at you all at once

A Kim Kitsuragi kink

Communism!

A breakup you’re still thinking about 6 years later.

Being a Pissfaggot

That dope, man! The smack! The D!

Auto-erotic asphyxiation 

A stuffed lamb that restores a morale point

A chair so uncomfortable it fucking kills you

Waltershlong 

Three little piggies in a boat

Being a naampanki idiot

Collecting tare instead of solving a murder

A mural that says “I LOVE YOU CUNO”

Franconigerian hard-body

A beer in one hand a tit in the other

Contact Mike

Being so fucking normal.

Cock carousel. Cock carousel. Cock carousel.

Mr Evrart is helping me find my gun.

The Might of The Eyebrow

Fascism- no, traditionalism.

A three meter-tall semenese supremacist.

Keeping your eyes on the ball, dinky winky.

Monica’s titties

Aligning your sines 

A crab-man that lives in a church.

The 2 mm hole in the world

Saying fuck the police even though you are the police.

A horse-faced woman

0.0002% of communism

Making fun of other communists

Moralist freaks

Women. Men of wö.

An inexplicable feminist agenda

Jean Vicquemare’s unending wrath

The expression

Guilliame de Million

Inframaterialism

The subsumption of everything into capitalism

The death of disco

A lawyer that could also be a model, if she wanted to

A vehement and decades-long hatred of pinball

Getting in touch with your body 

Licking rum off a cafeteria table

The Ham Sandwich Race

An ice-cop-hat-fuck show

[dark-princess1984]

A more in depth reading on Sebastian Stan. *Remember this is for entertainment purposes and all in good fun*

General- (3op,Strength RX, King of Pentacles RX, 5OW RX) Sebastian is very ambitious and willing to work with others. But he does carry some self doubt that has affected him to make some poor decisions. He’s materialistic and wants very specific things in life and has faced some very big setbacks because of this. Most likely he has set his eyes on people or roles that he thought looked great but turned out not to be in the long run. He’s not the best at making decisions and is riddled with poor self esteem.

Career- (Qow, 6OP) he is very good at what he does. In fact he is very respected by his peers and is very generous towards those in the industry. I feel like he probably helps newcomers understand the ropes and is just so respectful towards them. He praises others and they praise him.

Oracle card for Career was a clock- Sebastian is still working on his craft and is doing the work to better himself at it. He never tires of learning the craft and is patient for what awaits him.

How he feels about his team at CAA- (Justice RX,Death RX, PoP RX) Wow Sebastian does not like this team of his at all! He feels like they have made some over and over again and are very ignorant when it comes to handling matters. He doesn’t feel respected by them and is not thrilled to deal with them.

Oracle cards for him and his team- instantly Talk fell out. He and them need to communicate better, get on the same page and sort these things out.

How he feels about his chances for awards season- (8oS,8oW,2oC RX, Justice RX) he is not feeling the best about any awards prospects coming up. He doesn’t want to rush his chances and jinx them, it’s too soon to tell for him as far as this goes so he’s not actually hopeful for it and is just feeling whatever. He also feels it’s all rigged which I understand.

Oracle cards for this were Addiction and Backstabbing I think he feels like it’s all a lie and none of it is genuine but his team or he loves the idea of it or has in the past and it’s caused him pain.

His future personal and career- (10oC RX, 5oC RX) he is going to experience some change soon in his personal life. The ten of cups in reverse signifies that a bond is soon to be broken. Maybe a fallout with a friend, a breakup or some fight in his family but it’s going to be big. His career I got the five of cups reversed which given my previous reading and the question about Bucky I think this can be applied to that. He is ready to move on to something else and find a better future.

Oracle cards for his future were cut down and grounding- he is going to cut ties with someone very soon as this was my question for his future in general. Applying this to the ten of cups reversed prior I think it’s going to be him cutting those ties and it’s definitely someone he’s close to. The grounding appeared in his career so again he is going to work on his acting and try to better himself for any future roles he might get. He’s wanting more and he is patient for what’s to come.

Oracle card for general- I forgot to do this and I asked what in general is he needing. The ship fell out. He is definitely going to be cutting ties with someone and move on with his life. I sense this is the best decision for him as the reading last night shows he is holding back what he feels so maybe he is going to finally be honest.

This was fun. If anyone has any other celebrities they want a read on feel free to ask. I’m thinking of doing one on Nicola Coughlan and her bond with Luke Newton as a friend of mine is obsessed with Bridgerton. I have a few I did on that one guy from Stranger Things but I don’t know if I should post them or not.

[nanowrimo]

Raising Kids & Writing Books: Five Tips for Parents Daring to Try NaNoWriMo

Sometimes, it feels like we never have time to write, especially if you’re a new parent! NaNo Guest Ruth Harper-Rhode gives some tips on fitting writing into a busy lifestyle. Writing a book while also being a parent of young children may seem like an impossible feat, and there’s no doubt that both parenting and writing are challenging endeavors. Both can be vastly rewarding, too. I believe it’s healthy for parents to channel their creative muses, and NaNoWriMo is a great way to do that!

I won my first NaNoWriMo in 2019, while working full time and raising my daughter, who was 3 years old at the time. I’ve participated in NaNoWriMo ever since. This year, I’ve got an added challenge: I welcomed baby #2 in August. I debated participating at all this year before I realized something: it’s not about how “good” your book is at the end of the month, but about how much you enjoy the journey that is NaNoWriMo. It’s possible for parents to not only participate, but to have fun! Plus, your determination to write a book in a month can serve as a great example for your kiddos.

Here are a few tips I’d offer other parents – or any busy person, really — who decide to join in on NaNoWriMo this year.

1. Find pockets of time that work for you. For me, getting up 30 to 60 minutes earlier each morning — before anyone else in the house woke up — worked best. I’d also sometimes take 10 or 15 minutes of my lunch break and scoot off to a quiet place to crank out a few paragraphs. Of course, weekends or days off from work lend themselves to longer writing blocks that help you get ahead of thegame during weekdays.

2. Use tech to your advantage: Writing on a laptop or in a notebook works.However, you can also write on your phone while you are waiting in line or on your commute (if you aren’t driving). Then, you can what you wrote to your main document later.

3. Lean on your support systems — and tell them what you’re doing! I made sure to tell my husband I was doing NaNoWriMo and when I would be writing, so he would know why I had to skip Netflix that night or why I decided to go to the library for an hour (or three) on a Saturday afternoon. If people who care about you know you have a goal you’re working toward, they’re bound to want to lend a hand, especially if they know it’s only for a month.

4. Plan what you’ll write. There’s nothing worse than sitting down to a blank page in a tired state of mind with only 15 minutes to spare and no idea of where to even begin. That’s a recipe for giving up! Use October to plan as much as you can. I had my general plot ironed out and wrote scene ideas on index cards. Each writing session, I knew exactly what scene I’d be tackling. I’ve found that the first minute or two of writing is the hardest — but once you get going, it can sometimes be hard to stop! Setting a timer for yourself and putting on some quiet, relaxing music can help with focus.

5. Be easy on yourself. Writing a book as a parent can feel particularly intimidating. Just remember, this is your first draft! It’s not supposed to be perfect. If you only make it to 5,000 or 10,000 or 20,000 words — that’s still more than you started with. You can always keep writing once November is over. In fact, the month may serve as a jump start to a long, happy writing life — one that may continue even as your kids get older.

Ruth Harper-Rhode has participated in NaNoWriMo since 2019, writing stories as an emotional outlet. She works full-time in healthcare communications and is a mom of two humans, two cats and one dog. When she’s not exploring the area around her home in Upstate New York, she enjoys curling up with a book or making something delicious in the kitchen. She tweets @Ruthings and posts on Instagram at @What_Ruth_Ate.   Photo by Jazmin Quaynor on Unsplash

[emi-writings]

Wrapped Up in a Bow

Superhero one-shot with Hero Wilbur (Mockingbird) and villain Quackity (Wisp). The fic was also uploaded to Ao3, and I am uploading it here.

Wilbur really reconsidered his stance on murdering villains.

Mockingbird wasn’t a high-ranking hero. Wilbur was pretty certain that the Hero Committee would have preferred it if he wasn’t a hero at all. But he was fast, and he was willing to work the unpopular shifts due to his lack of income. So, when the chaotic duo of Bumblebee and Ender had caused trouble by defacing the entirety of the Upper West District, Mockingbird was one of the heroes sent to help stop them and clean up their mess. Wilbur had kept up the chase longer than anyone else had managed to.

That was until Bumblebee decided to trap him.

That was how Wilbur ended up hanging upside down, bound by some kind of ribbon, in an abandoned warehouse somewhere in the Central District. The giant, thick ribbon that wouldn’t give or tear no matter how much Wilbur struggled against it, and the hero knew it wasn’t a normal ribbon. His communicator was also entirely disabled due to Bumblebee’s ability to manipulate technology, so he was unable to contact any other heroes for a rescue. In short, Wilbur was completely helpless.

Wilbur had no idea how long he had been trapped in the abandoned warehouse. All he knew was that he had started the chase hungry, and now he was starved. He hadn’t eaten since the beginning of the day, right before he had left for work. Which meant that he was incredibly fucked over unless another hero just happened to wander over and find him. That was also unlikely, because no one had a reason to visit this specific warehouse. Maybe a vigilante would pass through, but they’d be more likely to abandon him under the suspicion that he’d arrest them as soon as he’s free.

He really wanted to punt that bee-themed villain into the sun.

The hero once more tried to shift and struggle, hoping at least that he could right himself so that his blood no longer rushed to his head. But he felt faint, his avian biology working against him in a fit of instincts and hunger. But his heightened instincts were useful for one thing – he heard something shifting in the distance, and could tell it wasn’t something small, like a rat or raccoon. Someone else was in the warehouse.

“Hey! Is anyone there?!” Wilbur shouted, “Can you help me?!”

There was silence, before loud footsteps echoed throughout the building. Wilbur sighed in relief as the footsteps got closer. Then, out of the shadows stepped the worst person who could have stumbled upon Wilbur in this situation. The almost formal wear styled combat outfit, the mask and the card motif were all recognizable on their own. But the wings were what would have given him away even if Wilbur didn’t recognize the outfit. Those shrike wings used to belong to the future number one hero Fallacy – now, they belonged to new top villain Wisp.

Wilbur sighed, “I’m totally fucked, aren’t I?”

“Oh, I don’t think that language is accepted by the Hero Committee” Wisp said with a sinister grin.

“I’m not going to spend what could be my dying breath sucking the Hero Committee’s dick, you’re either going to kill me or leave me here, I don’t think my language is going to change your mine” Wilbur snapped.

That got a startled laugh, “Wow, you really give no fucks?”

“My day has sucked far more than it usually does, and I’m debating self-cannibalism at this point” Wilbur replied, “Plus I ran out of fucks to give two months ago.”

“If it makes you feel better, I’m not feeling very murderous, so you’ll survive this encounter” Wisp said.

Wilbur tried to blink away stars, “Doubt it.”

“So, which hero do I have the pleasure of gracing my presence with?”

“Oh, fuck you” Wilbur hissed, “Just because I’m a C-tier hero doesn’t mean you need to rub it Mr. Former S-tier.”

The villain raised his hands in mock surrender, “I wasn’t trying to be a dick, it’s dark and you’re covered in ribbons – all I know is you have dark hair and a British accent. Can you see how little that narrows it down? At least now I know why you’re in a bad mood, you’re broke as shit. No wonder you’re on shift.”

Wilbur huffed, before deciding that he really didn’t care, “Mockingbird. I’m the hero Mockingbird.”

“The Crowfather’s son?” Wisp asked.

“The Goddess’s son” the hero corrected, “Men get way too much credit when they don’t do shit… oh fuck, I am way too sleep deprived to be talking to a villain.”

Wisp crossed his arms and grinned, “No, actually I’m enjoying this gossip… wait, you’re a mockingbird hybrid, aren’t you?”

“What gave it away?”

“Shut up. You shouldn’t be flying while sleep deprived, let alone actually doing hero bullshit” the villain reprimanded, “And didn’t you mention something about cannibalism earlier? When was the last time you ate?”

“You’re not my mother” Wilbur hoped the darkness proved some cover to how flushed his face felt.

“No, I’m just the villain who gets to decided whether or not you get kidnapped” despite the mask, Wilbur felt Wisp’s glare, “So, when was the last time you ate?”

“Six.”

“PM?”

Wilbur looked away instead of answering, but that itself was an answer.

“AM?! It’s eleven at night!”

Wilbur the watched, helpless, as the villain reached down and grabbed one of the many blades that were strapped to his body as part of his villain attire. But instead of the villain using the daggers on him, Wilbur instead felt his bindings loosen, before the villain moved to catch his head as he was dropped down onto the floor in a heap. His wings ached from being tightly bound, not to mention some feathers were bent or damaged, he could feel it. He also felt lightheaded and wondered if he would even be able to stand without fainting. He had a hunch that he wouldn’t.

Wisp moved to prop him into a sitting position against his chest, “What is wrong with you? You know you could have died, right? If I hadn’t decided to check out Bumblebee’s mess, you probably would have starved yourself to death.”

“I know what I’m doing, I would’ve been fine” Wilbur replied.

“I doubt that” the villain raised a bottle to the hero’s lips, “Here, drink this, it’ll help.”

Wilbur titled his head away, “What is it?”

“It’s a fun little concoction I made as a pick-me-up in case of emergencies where I’ve over worked myself” Wisp explained as he moved the bottle back, “It’s high-calorie, high-nutrient or whatever. It’s just really healthy, is the gist of what I’m saying.”

Without much of an option, Wilbur drank the brew the villain had presented to him. It wasn’t too bad, though if there had been poison in there, Wilbur wouldn’t have been able to taste it. The hero knew the villain wasn’t completely lying – while he still felt tired, he already felt some of his strength coming back and his stomach settled a little from the hunger. He had to wrestle with his instincts to stop them from demanding he nest, but other than that, he felt good.

“Thanks, I really needed that” Wilbur sighed, “Should you really be helping me? You’re a criminal.”

“Look, I used to be where you are right now. Well, not literally, I actually got paid enough to make a living, but I understand some of the struggles of an avian hero” Wisp said, “So I feel obligated to help. Here, have some protein bars too – they’re not the best, but you need solid food in you.”

Wilbur grabbed the offered bars, about five in total, “I hope you know how weird this for me, and that the only reason I’m not fighting you is because I am way too done with everything.”

“Noted” Wisp said, and Wilbur could hear the smirk, “Also, your wings look like shit. They’re a complete mess. I know some of it is from being tied up by Bee’s Happy Birthday Bomb, but I’m starting to suspect some of it was here before.”

“Happy Birthday Bomb?”

The villain shrugged, “It’s what he called that trap. Anyway, stop changing the subject, have you been self-preening?”

“I don’t have a choice” Wilbur whispered.

“Look, I don’t know how bad your relationship with your parents is, but it had better be pretty bad for you to not go to them for help with preening” Wisp’s hands were suddenly on the hero’s wings.

“Hey!”

“Your wings need to get preened properly, or you’re going to fuck them up and then you won’t be able to fly” Wisp moved Wilbur’s wings with surprising gentleness, “If you’re not going to go to your parents, then I’ll do them now.”

“That’s incredibly personal” Wilbur blushed.

“This is basically medical treatment” Wisp countered.

Wilbur sighed, unwilling relaxed as the villain moved through his feathers, “It’s not out of stubbornness. My mockingbird is convinced that Crowfather is going to try and eat me, and it’s hard to convince it otherwise when I feel betrayed by him.”

“And yet your instincts are apparently comfortable around a shrike” Wisp mused.

“You’ve betrayed the Hero Committee, you haven’t done shit to me” Wilbur answered the unasked question, “And you’re feeding me, which has my instincts focused on eating rather than being eaten. Not to mention that this would be a really tedious way to murder someone, when you had them in a more vulnerable state previously.”

“Really? Because I’m picking up some vibes of restraint from you – specifically your instincts. So do you want to answer that again?”

Wilbur rolled his eyes, “That’s no because of you… My nesting instincts were triggered.”

The villain held a long pause, “Your nesting instincts were triggered?”

“Yes.”

“Your nesting instincts.”

“Yes.”

“Which, for healthy avians, would not be triggered in a random warehouse, because that would make no sense and also be very, very bad for them? Those nesting instincts?”

Wilbur wanted to sink down, “My instincts have always been weird when it came to nests and nesting. I experience it stronger than most, which does happen to healthy avians sometimes.”

“How long have you had these strong nesting instincts for?” Wisp asked.

Wilbur shrugged, “As long as I can remember.”

“Even when you were a nestling?” at Wilbur’s silence, the villain continued, “Nestlings don’t experience nesting instincts ever, even if they would go on to develop strong nesting instincts as adults.”

“How about the villain stops trying to analyze me and my instincts?” Wilbur turned to look over his shoulder (and wing), “Does that sound fun?”

“Just so you know, this entire conversation has been full of red flags that has me concerned for you. And I’m a pretty ruthless guy” Wisp replied.

“I don’t even know why I’m telling you half of this” Wilbur admitted.

Wisp hummed, “Probably because part of the Happy Birthday Bomb is a minor powered form of a Spill-Your-Guts.”

Spill-Your-Guts was the name of an experimental truth serum that a villain had made over a decade ago. It didn’t end up working as a truth serum, anyone under the influence of a Spill-Your-Guts serum was able to lie. But Spill-Your-Guts did make you very, very chatty, and if you weren’t aware you were under the influence of it, it became very easy to just blab anything that came to your mind. You might not reveal secret identities while under its influence, but you might reveal personal details that were bad enough to give yourself away. It also mellowed you out a little bit, so you’d be more passive and less violent.

“I am going to throw that fucking bee into the ocean” Wilbur groaned.

Wisp laughed, “Yeah, this is partly my fault. We were hoping a hero with way less baggage would get this trap.”

“Why not use some kind of truth serum?”

“Because we both know heroes go through mandatory training to resist that kind of stuff” Wisp answered, “So I wasn’t to do that. Spill-Your-Guts doesn’t get used that much because you can just lie or go on a tangent.”

Wilbur groaned, “I am so completely fucked.”

“Would you feel better if I told you of a place where you can get free food?” Wisp offered, “It would be a great way to save money.”

Wilbur sighed, “You know what? Yeah, I would. It’s been a long day.”

[alyjojo]

Family Ties ⛪️ - May 2024 - Taurus

Overall Energy: The Hanged Man rev

Clarified by Ace of Swords rev & The Moon, which I wasn’t sure about until I got everything else out here and now it’s clear: you’re the problem 🎶 Ta-da! The Hanged Man in reverse can show a refusal to see things from anyone else’s perspective - typical fixed energy - or a necessary ego death. Which is what this is, or needs to be, especially where your sibling/s are concerned; they literally have the card of Egotism, and you both have The Moon so…they also could be part of the problem. If there’s tension, it’s showing up there specifically. You have all of this murky confusion, this hidden nature, you could even come off as kinda shady to others - like there’s something hidden. Where a sibling is concerned, there very well could be something hidden you just don’t talk about, or they don’t. Or both of you may expect the others to take sides, and they don’t. If you think they do, no. Things are unclear to you because you don’t communicate and make things clearer, seek to understand or even say how you feel about things. Mom & Dad both have Swords, neither is confused or quiet about anything, it’s you. You may know parents of a different time than your siblings, like you’re the one that knows the secrets, or that could be switched with the sibling & it leaves you feeling very confused & left out. But you don’t say that - or anything about how you feel - which would help.

Mother: 6 Cups rev & Ace of Swords

Oracle: Appreciation 🤲 - Moon Leo

17 Flash

A creative flash of inspiration will come to you and quickly give you the perfect solution.

Three Scorpio cards for Mom wow, she may be opposite to you in some way, but one that feels very balanced & healthy. Positive, deeply loving, and full of ideas. Moon Scorpio shows up at the bottom of the oracles, you could have a very close connection to your sister sign, have it in your chart, or be in a family full of them…Spirit likes to do that with opposites/squares. You may not always date them easily but you love them when it’s your MOM yanno, you deal. I’m getting heavy Empress energy from all of these flowers in the 6 Cups & Appreciation cards, you’ve got a great mama. I’m getting she loves to have flowers 💐 around, she may always have them or likes to grow them, could even work with them somehow. It’s possible your parents are split, for some, you may not fully understand why this happened or how it did, they may have never really been clear about that specifically. She doesn’t like to focus on sad, bad, none of that, just progress. She may be with someone else that you don’t know too well, or even understand how this all happened. They could be a water sign. Or they’re just very loving, maybe the strong & silent type.

There are clear indications of past addictions; drugs, drinking, doesn’t have to be the worst of it but it’s being shown as having played a role in your experience. Or just theirs. Both parents have removed themselves from whatever this was, both have taken control of any toxicity or issues that had them stuck, addicted or confused. If someone cheated, that was what ended it, or someone may have had a difficult addiction that forced the other to move away from this connection. 6 Cups rev shows Mom is over it, she’s done her healing work, and Ace of Swords shows she has no problem cutting through any confusion or being forthcoming and honest with her feelings related to how life has changed for her. Appreciation - she’s very grateful for whatever has occurred because of what it’s brought her. There is a lot of growth, Empress, it brought her you? Maybe your sibling/s. Could be. With Moon Leo, Flash, and Ace of Swords, your mother could have flashes of insight and inspiration, her personality comes off as very bright ☀️ and almost “larger than life” even. A positive force to be reckoned with, and someone who enjoys helping cut through your confusion too - like a personal cheerleader, she probably tells you a lot about self worth, and what you deserve. She likes to inspire your creativity & values the arts, she may be some kind of a creator - or if you do this, she’s very proud of what you create 🎭

I’m also getting she can see right through you, but also that it’s a good thing, she may seem to read your mind sometimes or you could have expressions & non-verbal cues she can immediately pick up on, or switch it.

Father: Knight of Swords & The Devil rev

Oracle: Endurance 💪 - Sun Scorpio

64 Actualization

You will achieve your full potential by virtue of your creativity and your honest pursuit of truth.

Hmm. Moving on to Dad and reflecting on Mom, in some cases it could be you with a drug problem or some kind of addiction, and both of them are united in telling you the truth about these things. Or this could pertain to a sibling - there could be a prodigal son type of personality. Someone, somewhere, has addiction issues; and that of course affects an entire family - not just the addict. In the case it was your father, he’s clean now; and not only is he clean, but he has an intense focus and drive that makes him almost untouchable. He’s the kind of person that, when he sets his mind to something, only God themself could stop him, and it’s referring to The Devil rev, kicking a toxic habit. If your parents are split, one may have entertained options, or chose substances/something unhealthy, and the other had to release it. If so, that’s the past, and both have healed from this & have done major self work. Could be switched too, they heavily reflect each other’s energy - some aren’t apart at all, in fact, some may have “kicked” a bad habit as a team. Like they both went on a massive weight loss/health journey, or they both quit drinking/smoking, it doesn’t have to be separate - just for some it is. Dad will absolutely tell it like it is, and when he wants something done, you can bet it will be done 💯 Reflecting Mom, both have seemed to come far - comparing the past to now, in whatever way. Both seem to have no issue being honest and communicating this.

Siblings: 10 Pentacles & The Moon

Oracle: Egotism 🤴 - Mars Leo

20 Willpower

Use your willpower to bravely overcome thoughts of compromise and defeat.

I’m seeing true addict energy with the sibling, either them or you - and it could be something passed down or learned from the parents, or the parents may have had to cut off this person…let’s assume it’s you. Some of you may not speak to your family at all because of drugs or some kind of unhealthy issue. For some, that’s a sibling. This sibling’s energy is reflected as not having their shit together at all. This is someone that’s out for financial gain, possibly using people, always borrowing money and asking for favors because, they’d rather spend their money on drugs (that’s the example). Their energy being represented by The Moon, Queen of Pentacles rev & 7 Swords is a big yikes, this is the kind of person who will stop at nothing to swindle you out of something, to manipulate you into giving to them - financially. They may have an unhealthy dependency on the parents, or just refuse to get a job, but constantly need some sort of funding for…hidden bs. They’re very strategic and manipulative, and their intentions are always hidden below the surface, but family knows what’s up. Egotism and Willpower show that they see ZERO wrong in their actions and probably project blame onto others, a very *entitled* sort of person. The party don’t start until you walk in, with a rather large false bravado like so much has been attained in life - and yet really, nothing has. Very harsh judgements towards the other person, or The Emperor rev at the bottom can be reflecting parents and having to cut them/you off, again. If one person is away from the family and choosing addiction, there is deep resentment from the sibling. You have similar egos, judgements, the same general annoyance and protective behavior, and you’re more alike then you’d like to admit - yet nothing alike. They’re just as stubborn as you are, but definitely more arrogant. But who is right…neither, it seems. Or more likely, both have valid points.

Grandparents: Temperance & 3 Cups

Oracle: Criticism - Mars Virgo

39 Direction

Switch gears, reboot, and try a new and different direction.

I’m getting a grandmother in particular, one that…I don’t want to say nitpicky, but they have high standards, and it’s known they can cut right to the heart of things, sometimes even harshly. They try to hold back, probably with age, they much rather prefer happy occasions to be happy and everyone celebrating. “Not my circus, not my monkeys,” when it comes to everyone else’s issues. That seems like a learned lesson, because they’re also the hub of the social scene family-wise, there’s no doubt they’re aware of everyone else’s drama, it’s just most times they choose to not speak up or partake in it. They are known for being able to cut things right down to the nitty gritty when need be though, like taking someone’s essay and summarizing it in one very blunt sentence, there’s no fooling her. Luckily she’s peaceable and accepting of everyone generally, she doesn’t mind differences of opinions or choices in life, and she isn’t super judgmental. Buuut, fk around and find out 💯 Grandma is good people. Could be more grandparents but I’m only picking up on one specifically. She doesn’t take sides.

Spiritual Ancestors/Guides: The Star & The Tower rev

Oracle: Vision 👁️ - Sun Pisces

13 Innovation

Have fun and experiment, inventing something that surprises and has never existed before.

76 Cycles

The wind blows, the wheel turns. We go through cycles just like Nature because we are a part of Nature.

You’re healing from a near miss, something that could’ve been an absolute disaster, but Spirit (or this ancestor) pulled you out in the nick of time…something like that. It’s love related, could definitely involve a Twin Flame connection with The Star & The Lovers. If you’re recently separated from a Twin, this is confirming the intense bond you feel, and intuitively sense with this all-seeing eye on Vision - and probably can’t understand. 9 Cups rev at the bottom. I’m not sure what the near miss is - but divine timing is at play, and you’re realizing this isn’t what you want. Or it’s not time, and they won’t/can’t be, the two of you are not aligned on the same frequency. Your guides and ancestors have your happiness in mind, so whatever is a miss is for your benefit, even if it doesn’t seem that way. They want you to have fun with this next cycle, see the positive in it, get creative with it, and heal. Happy Accident at the bottom is going to show you why everything had to go this way. You’re absolutely where you’re meant to be at this time, and wherever you’re heading from here, it seems like something exciting - you just don’t know it yet, but it’s meant for you ⭐️ A soulmate could be coming in for you soon, regardless of a Twin or no Twin - not everyone will resonate with that, and you’ll see why the last one couldn’t have worked out. Some could be meeting their Twin for the first time.