#also idk if anyone actually ships this but pls know i'm joking and you have my support 🫡

[psymachine]

At first glance I really thought the king queen and consort was charmacden or macden and Maureen asdfjfghf. It's very good art though even though idk who those people are

macden and maureen lmfaoooo----

maureen seems to be the one ex of dennis' that mac wouldn't hook up with while he was pretending to be straight

thank you for the compliment!!

[olderthannetfic]

how much do you actually keep up with bangtan?

when i get into a new fandom usually just following fic writers has always been enough to fill my dash with content about it, but all the bangtan fic writers seem to be on twitter lol, i feel like the only way to be 'in the loop' is to go over there and uh i'm not doing that lmao.

how much/what kind of content do you actually consume? bc i pretty much only do fic these days and i wish i had just a little bit more. like there was a total of maybe 4 posts on psy's new song on my dash and i haven't heard anyone actually talk about it at all there were just gifsets (amazing beautiful gifsets i loved! but visual content isn't my favorite and it's not what i'm mainly in fandom for), i almost missed it coming it out entirely

my favorite thing about bangtan has always been that the fandom is so big and active but unless i pop over on twt (ugh) i'm just feeling a little lonely and isolated from it right now. do you have recs of blogs to follow, i'm scared of just wandering in the tags on my own and following people at random lol?

(armys sound off in the notes pls?)

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Fuck twitter.

I think most idol fandoms have multiple types: There are the people who just like the music itself, and they just need to know when a new song drops. There are the people who follow the reality tv selves of these idols, and this type of fan needs to keep up to date on every surprise vlive and interview, which often means being more active on twitter. There are the people who follow the mainstream fandom super closely, which includes liveblogging their reaction to every new bit of official media but also keeping up with the latest memes and jokes. Those fans definitely need to keep up with twitter. And then there are the people who are here for RPF, half of it AU.

When someone alerts me that a member of BTS or BTS itself has a new music video, I go watch. How I got into BTS was to systematically listen through their entire catalogue, including side projects. I often listen to their music while hanging out.

I also care about fic and download a ton of AO3 stuff to my kindle. I don't care if I'm 5 years behind on reading a classic. I don't care which ships are bigger.

I nearly missed the Psy video too because I've been busy, but various friends who follow things better sent it to me, and I got asks about it.

IDK whom you should follow. I'm not sure if I've mentioned this lately, but I don't actually read my dash.

When I want to post BTS gifs, I go looking in the tags or see if jikook-real has posted anything pretty lately. Sometimes, I follow a link from my offline friends' private discord to some random tumblr post they've found.

Gifsets are easy. Talking is harder. I guess it depends what you're looking for. Musical analysis of the song? Squee? "Wow, I did not expect to come out of this shipping Suga/Psy..."?

[wannableahgase]

Hogwarts ship for @thechoppersan

Helloo!! I'm here again hehe!! How are you? ✨I loved loved my previous ship, so can I ask for another one, please? 🥺 But this time, a Hogwarts ship!! Omg It seems so interesting!!

For the topics, can you include all of them, If it's not too much? I would be happy with anything you write for me!

And for the groups, can you include nct 127, Exo and red Velvet PLS? And feel free to add any other idol you think would suit the story line! I don't mind at all! ✨

And can you keep my description private again, pls?

Thank you so much again!!!!! ❤️❤️

Don't need to rush, Just do It on your own pace!

Have a Nice day/night!! 💖

Hello! Welcome back!🤧💕 I'm so happy you liked the first ship and I'm doing okay, thank you for asking🥺. I'll do my best so you like this one as well!🌌

So the first category is Boyfriend Gryfindoor Johnny + Yule ball date 💕(I know it’s the same member as in the last ships so If you want a new one just text me and I’ll try to ship you with a new person) Also this is two sections at once so it’ll be a bit longer I hope that’s okay

So in the last ship, I explained why you’ll be compatible and I won't copy-paste it but I’ll kind of add on to it but in a magical environment? If that makes sense? Again just say and I can change it sun butttt let me start. 🤣So I think that he’ll just admire how cute and nice you are for a bit. He’ll try to joke with you with something like ‘’you’re so small I want to put you in my pocket and fly away’’ just to see you get flustered and shy. So another thing, we all agree he’ll be on the quidditch team right? He’ll just die to see you cheer for him on a match but sadly you’re in another house but he’ll look your way often and if you’re looking at him he’ll try to show off and stuff. He’ll always say something afterward like ‘‘I saw you looking at me, did I do well?’‘ and you’ll normally think he’s just playing and he jokes with everyone like that so you try to ignore everything until one day during Charms class he’ll send you a crane (do you remember the one Draco sent the same one) asking you the Yule ball and you wereee a bit skeptic but you didn’t have anyone to go with yet and your best friend told you to go, so you sent it back with a ‘yes’ and his face lit up. 🤧

In the end, you actually ditched the Yule ball and went to a part of the castle where you can be alone and you just talked. Normally you don’t talk much so he’ll ask you all sorts of stupid questions at first like your favorite color, food, animal and more. Eventually, the conversation started being about pretty much anything, a few jokes were thrown around and at the end of the day, you pretty much couldn't fall asleep just thinking about the whole day. Little did you know, he couldn’t fall asleep as well.🌃

Second category is best friend/s Gryffindor Irene🍭

You both are quite chill people, your MBTI is very compatible friendship wise with Irene (I found on the internet that she’s ISFJ but I couldn’t find actual proof that she is. One this that is for sure is that she is an introvert and you’re one as well so you’ll both feel more comfortable with each other. She needs a bit of time to get to know people just like you do and because there’s no rushing you’ll both be able to become close and eventually best friends. Another thing Irene looks cold and mean(you said you hated mean people) but we have all seen how she acts towards the members right? She’s extremely caring and goes an extra mile for the people she loves every time. Also, remember how I said that your best friend told you to say ‘yes’ to the Yule ball invitation? Yup, that’s Irene! We know IRL that she likes and takes care of nct so in Hogwarts au it’s the same. She knew Johnny and trusted him that he’ll be nice to you. (also maybe told him in private to be very careful because she will definitely protect you✊)

Because you gave big groups but the categories are little I put an extra one with your friend group. So I put Gryffindor Chanyeol, Slytherin Sehun

First of all, MBTI friendship compatibility check. They were actually Johnny’s friends but you all just clicked together and became one friend group. You and Irene all relatively chill, Chanyeol and Sehun too but sometimes they joke around a bit and it’s the perfect balance between fun and chill.

Blood status : Half-blood

Magical pet : Bowtruckle🌱

The Bowtruckle is a hand-sized, insect-eating, tree dwelling magical beast with long sharp fingers (two on each hand), brown eyes, and a general appearance of a flat-faced stick figure made of bark and twigs, which served well as camouflage in its natural habitat.

Enemy to friends: Gryffindor Baekhyun🍁

At first you thought he was too loud, too cheerful, just too much and he for you thought the opposite. Too quiet, too closed but eventually you actually HAD to get along because you got paired up together in Potions and you both realised that it’s too silly to not like another person for reasons like these and that you actually enjoyed the company so the enemy part was over.

I know it’s not all categories and i’m very sorry!😓 I’m also sorry for making you wait so long, idk if you read my post but I had some rather personal problem come up and that’s why it took me so much time! I’m very sorry again and I hope you liked it!💕 Happy New year!

[xenowlsome]

For the HC ask game, will you pretty please write about your 3 favorite Ivanhoe characters? Or 2. Or 12. Doesn't matter really, you know I'm always living for your HCs!

Thanks for indulging me, anon! Also I’m doing my OT3 bc that’s how I roll

Rebecca:

Sexuality Headcanon: bi as a kite

Gender Headcanon: Is Rebecca a trans woman in modern au? why not!

A ship I have with said character: literally this ot3

A BROTP I have with said character: rebecca and rowena would get up to Shenanigans like they’re teenage girls

A NOTP I have with said character: I once saw a fanfic with her and richard and like. pls no

A random headcanon: one of the things she kind of strains against is the mitzvah against women singing within earshot of men not of their immediate family. she likes singing, she likes doing it with other people and it’s kind of a bummer. she still follows it obviously

General Opinion over said character: MY LOVE

Brian:

Sexuality Headcanon: he’s Foe-sexual

Gender Headcanon: his character only works as a cis man imo

A ship I have with said character: he’s my personal fandom bicycle. almost anyone goes

A BROTP I have with said character: him and de Bracy... clown team

A NOTP I have with said character: idk like. front-de-boeuf

A random headcanon: touch-starved like you won’t believe

General Opinion over said character: trash racoon

Ivanhoe:

Sexuality Headcanon: bi leaning towards men but no matter his sexuality he will always marry rowena bc that’s what they promised each other during their lonely childhood. love in a marriage need not be romantic, after all.

Gender Headcanon: when i put him in the he/they category i was not entirely joking

A ship I have with said character: i actually think ivanhoe x rowena is cute

A BROTP I have with said character: him and isaac!

A NOTP I have with said character: can’t think of anything specific

A random headcanon: he HAS heard about brian before the english forces got to the holy land and was (a little. just a tiny bit.) starstruck at first. at least until the tourney.

General Opinion over said character: don’t look at me im Projecting

[ranposlittle]

Can I get a matchup pls? 🌸 (I'm a Pisces, INFP, and type 4? idk my harry potter house ;-;) I'm 21 year old, 5'7" tall woman, that is Bi with a slight preference for guys. I have short wavy/curly hair with bangs and dark brown eyes (and glasses!). I'm a bit shy and sensitive. I enjoy playing video games, watching anime, listening to music, and reading. I'm a bit of a romantic, a bit lazy and sometimes awkward. It takes me a while to open up to others as well! I hope this is enough! Thank u!

I ship you with...

☠️ Dazai Osamu ☠️

As a true Pisces, INFP and a Type 4, you're obviously drawn to Dazai and he's obviously drawn to you, like a moth to a flame.

You're a healer and Dazai is the perfect person for you. You met him and in an instant you knew, the man is awfully broken. Whether you're aware of it or not, all you want to do is to fix him. You want to understand all of his pain and make everything alright. That is because you know how it feels. You are very familiar to the harshness of the world and because of your emphatic nature, you don't wish for anybody else to experience it if you can help it. Pisces are known to be the most sensitive of all the zodiac signs and this makes you very good in understanding people, even enigmatic ones like Dazai.

Despite being a practical and logical person, Dazai is highly intuitive too. Like you, he can also see through people like they're transparent. It only took him a few hours to know what kind of person you are. Although both of you are the ones who don't open up easily and reserve your most authentic thoughts and feelings to people you know very well, the instant connection you felt for each other allowed you to have a deeper conversation. There was some small talk in the beginning, of course. You were shy and polite and Dazai had to lead the discussion but it's not like he minds. He knew how to steer the topics so he'll get to find out things about you that he's curious about. You didn't even notice that you're sharing more information about yourself than you normally do with people you just met. Dazai just made you feel comfortable and safe. Whatever the topic is, he always listens to what you have to say and shares his thoughts as well; an open and supportive exchange of ideas.

Dazai's comedic side was irresistible to you, too. His eccentric humour and odd jokes never fail to make you laugh. You easily got along with him because of his offbeat personality, he's a curious individual and you love it. You value his authenticity and you often get lost in a good conversation with him as he tells you strange stories and talk about things that excites you; anime, movies, books and music. He's pretty knowledgeable about all of them even if you didn't really thought he would be. You even went into an arcade where you spend hours on end playing different games and Dazai was just surprisingly good at it. You enjoy every minute spent with him as your perspective of his personality widen and you explore the universe that's Dazai's mind.

The more you delved into his world, the more you understood that Dazai has a part of himself that goes deeper, a part of him that's hidden away in the dark. You can feel it, you can see it on his eyes and you weren't entirely shock when you heard about Dazai's past. You're accepting and nonjudgmental so it wasn't hard for Dazai to feel secure in telling you his truth, if anything, he thinks you deserve to know. You're so compassionate and caring towards him and he just know that you'll understand. You wrapped him in a warm embrace after he shared that part of himself with you and then, you thanked him for telling you and that you're sorry that it happened to him. You're sorry that the world made him suffer in such a young age and you're sorry that you can't do anything about it. If only you could go back in time and protect him from everything, you would. You hugged him tighter as you wish that your warmth will somehow glue his broken pieces back together. Dazai melted in to your arms and felt flowers grew on an empty part of his being.

Although Dazai greatly appreciates your affection and love, he knows you'll want to take on all of his problems for him once you knew about it. That's just how you are. He wouldn't allow you to, though. Dazai assures you that he can handle it, flexing his arms to show you how strong he is. You smiled but the worried look on your eyes is still there so he turned a bit more serious to let you know that those experiences he had that messed him up is also the same reason why he's strong now. Without those things happening to him, he wouldn't have found a reason for his existence and he wouldn't have found you. Dazai assured you that he's definitely out of the dark now and that if ever he trips and would be in need of your sensual healing, he'll let you know. You hit his shoulder lightly for making a joke in the middle of a serious topic before he hugged you, thanking you for your love and promising you that he's okay.

What Dazai really love about you is your inner strength. Though you maybe timid and soft, you're not weak. When boundaries are crossed, you're not afraid to stand up for yourself and especially for the people that you love. You're also unwavering with your beliefs and values. You decide for yourself what seems right and doesn't let outside opinions change your views if it doesn't resonate with you. Individualism is important to you and that often leads you to a lonely road but as long as you stay true to yourself, it doesn't really matter. You're constantly looking for ways to improve yourself and cheer on other's personal growth. Dazai's heart just want to overflow with adoration whenever he sees this side of you. How someone as gentle as you can also be so strong is a motivation for him to keep fighting for the things that matters to him. You're just such a beacon of light in Dazai's dim life.

Overall, I think you'll be the perfect blend together because Dazai, despite his bitter past, can be a healthy partner for you. He's strong and positive enough to not let you lose your identity as you take care of him. He'll constantly encourage you to take more care of yourself above anyone else. His weird behavior also adds a lot of fun in the relationship and you can spend your lazy days on the couch, playing video games and just messing around with each other. When Dazai sees you getting pouty whenever you lose a round though, he'll pull some act to actually let you win. He'll just laugh and praise you when you rub it on his face. Sometimes, he'll even steal your glasses and wear them when he wants you to pay attention to him. He'll run around making girlish giggles as you chase him down, screaming at him that you can't see. He'll return them after you've given him enough attention, don't worry. You'll have tons of fun together all the while having a very intimate and deep relationship. One moment you're being silly like children, the next you're cuddled up outside and stargazing while Dazai run his fingers on the waves of your hair. You'll be one of those couples that can just feel the other even if you're miles away. And even if Dazai isn't as into mysticism as you probably are, he also believes that you're meant to be. Destiny or some other unseen force brought you together for a good reason and it's to make life more magical for the both of you. He's not sure yet if he truly believes in heaven but being with you convinces him a little bit more that it's probably true.

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Thank you for dropping by, anon! You know what, anon, I think we'll get along. I'm an INFP too and I also have Pisces in me bcos I'm a cusp. That's probably why I get a bit carried away and made this a bit too long hehe anyways, I hope this will make you happy and stay awesome! Here's a song from Dazai to youuu~ (･ω･)つ

[occasionalfics]

hiiiii Paige!!! i'm 4hrs into my all-nighter and am taking a bit of a break, wanna give me your thoughts on both Steve and Sam? :))

YES

steve

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life (thor is the love of my life...sorry steve)hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (steve could very easily be a gryffinclaw, i think)best quality: JUSTICE. steve’s moral compass is better weighted than the american justice system and that’s the teaworst quality: he bottles his emotions and literally doesn’t know who he can truly trust besides sam, bucky, and nat. and thor but because SOMEONE(s) decided to have a showdown in an airport tarmac, he’s not up to date (and also has a lot to deal with himself, which steve is very conscientious of)ship them with: my girl peggy, bucky, sam, thor, lilian from accounting (with the lip piercing...idk i just have a special place in my heart for lilian from accounting), happiness, a quiet farm where he and bucky can raise goats while sam saves the world? pls steve needs a nap.brotp them with: basically anyone i ship him with. steve has to get to know someone REALLY WELL before opening up. and rhodey because colonel james rhodes straight up HUNG UP HIS SKYPE CALL WITH THE SECRETARY OF STATE FOR STEVE. and also wanda because steve clearly sees some of himself in her (esp. in the mistakes she’s made)needs to stay away from: i hesitate to say tony but like really who is tony really friends with besides, like, peter (maybe) and bruce right now? misc. thoughts: steve is the best boy.

sam

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (sam’s a hatstall in my head? i think he’s a huffledor tbh)best quality: loyalty (hence hufflepuff first). this man was willing to drop his quiet job at the VA the second captain america asked him to. his sense of duty is S T R O N G. he’s a criminal according to the US government because he believed in steve. he WILL protect his friends and he is the only one that’s allowed to trash talk them.worst quality: ??????? he’s got a loud mouth? that’s not even like a bad quality in his case? sam just jokes around??? i’m really having trouble finding a worst quality in sam??? he’s...too trusting? stubborn? we’ll go with stubborn because of the whole “can you move your seat up?” thing i guess?ship them with: post-wakanda bucky, steve, even nat in certain situations (love retreat by @captainrogerss is a great example), and in my dreams, maria hill (she’s the one that calls him falcon and i know that’s not a lot to go on but wow can you imagine sam and maria?!?!?!)brotp them with: STEVE, bucky when they warm up to one another (i.e. when they’re tired of steve leaving them alone in rooms together), nat FOR SURE, maria hill (friends to lovers would be GREAT MARVEL UR MISSING OUT!!!)needs to stay away from: he’s never been fond of, you guessed it, tony. like on a personal level, i feel. man i swear i don’t hate tony, but he’s really alienated himself recently.misc. thoughts: sam deserves to be cap. sam deserves his own movie. sam deserves so much.